>WB tries "DC Universe" streaming service. >it bombs. >WB tries "Max" streaming service

>WB tries "DC Universe" streaming service
>it bombs
>WB tries "Max" streaming service
>it bombs

I get the impression people are tired of content being splintered across a million different streaming services and are just saying "frick it" to paying for them. We may be on the cusp of returning to the good old days of streaming, where the whole reason streaming got popular was because everything good could be found on one or two services. A ton of those companies license out their movies to those services and everyone is happy.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you moronic? why do you see a headline that agrees with your world view and just assume it is true? Max is the fifth most popular streaming service (this includes music streaming sites) of all time and was launched the most recently of the top 5: https://www.alltopeverything.com/most-popular-streaming-services/ and isn't bundled with other services like Amazon Prime

    Hulu has like half of what they do and is worth 30 billion, you're moronic, like so fricking stupid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bundled with some ATT services.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The other ones come bundled too. Netflix is on t mobile. Paramount (gag) is on Walmart plus. Disney is bundled somewhere.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the context of "popular" in terms of actual subscriptions and views? Where are the subscribers numbers? Where are the viewer numbers? Why won't they tell us? Why do you trust SambaTV, when SambaTV doesn't have access to any of that information either? What's your Endgame for simping to corporations?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the correct answer. they're like dot com bubbles. they're rapidly trying to build up the infrastructure and networks with revenue tagging a decade behind.
        it's not that surprising that Netflix is the only profitable service. they spent their decade squeezing profits from mailing DVDs out and acquiring cheap content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Streaming subscribers across WBD’s HBO, Max and Discovery+ now total 95.8 million, per the company’s Q2 earnings report

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't bundled with other services like Amazon Prime
      I get a Max subscription with my cellphone service.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I get it. Consumers don't want to pay for all that shit (and why should they), but money doesn't fricking grow on trees.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oranges grow on tree. And guess what orange juice cost money

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can literally just watch anything for free on bflix and the interface is decent. no idea why normies pay for shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bflix

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DC Universe was baffling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weirdest thing is that they're reusing the name DC Universe for the reboot of their MCU knockoff film series. Seems like a ridiculously stupid business decision, people are going to mentally associate it with something that already failed hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it? It was actually kind of convenient to have a one-stop shop for all DC movies and shows.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds redundant when they could just have a "DC universe" section on HBO max.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which they do, I think? They were probably just so greedy they thought they were popular enough to double dip and make people pay for both HBO and a separate DC service.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is so incredibly niche to be it's own streaming service

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they ever explained why they didn't just keep HBO Go from 10 years ago? I remember that being pretty successful

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're dominating pretty hard tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, and they only had to do a scorched earth campaign removing basically everything from their catalog to make it profitable. Streaming truly is the future.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >business men do business
        >"y-yeah but it was messier than I think it should have been"
        yeah that's business, homosexual

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WB & DC properties aren't big enough for a streaming service of their very own

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WB owns an absolute shit ton, the fact that they're failing despite a dominance of the industry that rivals Disney is really quite impressive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no money in steaming. Netflix been in red since its existence. In the past, studio get video rental sales, buys which they didn’t have to split with theaters. Than money off whatever cable channels want the play the movie or series

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They must be making money off business deals resultant from streaming or else they wouldn't have lasted this long.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s the thing. None of them are making money. They all taken losses in a desperate attempt to corner the market and compete with Netflix. Think about it, in the past you had to pay to rent all this shit. Or get cable. Now, most people’s pirate it, share user accounts or just pay for one or two steaming services. Even if you had say 20 million subscribers, that’s not going to pay for half of your original content. Shit, Netflix paid 500 million for Seinfeld! How the frick can they justify that cost!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly why I'm thinking it's invisible money, you don't profit directly from people paying for the service but when your show is successful you please investors and they fund more of your stuff. A lot of business is dictated by this kind of thing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s basically Netflix. They’ve never been profitable.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly why I'm thinking it's invisible money, you don't profit directly from people paying for the service but when your show is successful you please investors and they fund more of your stuff. A lot of business is dictated by this kind of thing.

                That’s the thing. None of them are making money. They all taken losses in a desperate attempt to corner the market and compete with Netflix. Think about it, in the past you had to pay to rent all this shit. Or get cable. Now, most people’s pirate it, share user accounts or just pay for one or two steaming services. Even if you had say 20 million subscribers, that’s not going to pay for half of your original content. Shit, Netflix paid 500 million for Seinfeld! How the frick can they justify that cost!

                legit morons

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they arent failing see

        They're dominating pretty hard tho

        and

        why are you moronic? why do you see a headline that agrees with your world view and just assume it is true? Max is the fifth most popular streaming service (this includes music streaming sites) of all time and was launched the most recently of the top 5: https://www.alltopeverything.com/most-popular-streaming-services/ and isn't bundled with other services like Amazon Prime

        Hulu has like half of what they do and is worth 30 billion, you're moronic, like so fricking stupid

        There’s no money in steaming. Netflix been in red since its existence. In the past, studio get video rental sales, buys which they didn’t have to split with theaters. Than money off whatever cable channels want the play the movie or series

        this is a lie studios are trying to push, they literally just reported that Hulu is worth 30 billion dollars, there is tons of money in streaming, stop drinking the corporate kool aid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're getting desperate because movies have been bombing in theaters these last couple years. There are tons of movies that fail in the theaters but then prove to be a huge hit on streaming but they don't like that because they don't get the money from selling them to movie theaters.
          People are starting to realize you get a better experience watching the movie at home than watching it in the theater where you can't pause, have to deal with babies screaming and people on their phones.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they offloading their own properties?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I get the impression people are tired of content being splintered across a million different streaming services and are just saying "frick it" to paying for them
    No, really?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming services need to:
    1. slash prices to make paying for multiple worth it
    2. collaborate for a shared interface that lets you search all of their catalogs simultaneously. Split search results up by service and put a big "PROVIDED BY [service]" before the play button if you really need your fricking name on it.
    They need to agree to make it basically cable television but on-demand, no gay ads, and easier to modify and cancel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of their catalogs simultaneously
      Such an interface could be run by a third party and get paid by the streaming services for access, in exchange for the free advertising of "THIS RESULT YOU SEARCH FOR IS AVAILABLE ON OUR SERVICE" and a "selections from service X" section of the main menu showing you all the cool stuff you're missing out on by not giving them your money.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of their catalogs simultaneously
      Such an interface could be run by a third party and get paid by the streaming services for access, in exchange for the free advertising of "THIS RESULT YOU SEARCH FOR IS AVAILABLE ON OUR SERVICE" and a "selections from service X" section of the main menu showing you all the cool stuff you're missing out on by not giving them your money.

      Prime Video actually does do the shared interface thing, it's probably why it's one of the more successful services.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        AppleTV does too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's probably why it's one of the more successful services.
        Prime is successful because it comes paired with having an Amazon Prime membership. I guarantee you that a good chunk of members do not actually watch any videos on Prime. Theyre just there for the delivery discounts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shared interface is fricking annoying because you will see thumbos for things you think you can stream but it's actually paid rental.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          After a while you start to get a feel for the little icons they use to show something is available to stream, it used to throw me off too but now I can tell 100% of the time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called Google TV moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      once again gamers did it right
      they gatekept their online sales to basically steam and gog, and all the studios with their own stores and launchers eventually gave up
      streaming needs an independent platform that just hosts content and takes a cut

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what Netflix originally was. Then studios got greedy, over priced their content or just pulled it. Forced Netflix to
        make their own original stuff

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Netflix originally was a DVD rental service. It was only later that they moved exclusively to streaming.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Epic has infinite money so even if Fortnite made $0, literally every game uses Unreal Engine, so they'll always be able to afford being an alternative storefront for weirdos. But I have noticed that they've stopped doing that timed exclusivity thing because everyone would just wait and buy the game on Steam, even if it took years. I'm relieved that little stunt of theirs failed. I actually don't mind there being a bunch of different storefronts as long as that's not the only way to buy the game. That's what sets gaming storefronts apart from streaming services, the fact that you have a bunch of different options for the same game and you just buy it on whatever storefront you like the most or, if you're smart, wherever it's cheapest. Epic was trying to forcefully claim a chunk of the market by turning it into an exclusivity war and I didn't like that.

        So far I've only paid for one game on EGS which is Death Stranding, because they gave the base game away for free and the Director's Cut upgrade was only six dollars and I thought, damn, that's a really good deal. So I bought it. That's the appeal of alternative storefronts, it was a lot more than six dollars on Steam so by taking advantage of the deal I was able to get a game for a good price. But downloading a separate client because it's the only place you can buy Kingdom Hearts, no thanks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, true
          plus gaming platforms set different price points for different tiers of games and you buy the individual products you want rather than a bundle which is 90% trash
          switch to single item purchases in tv streaming and the hacks and opportunists will drift away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of their catalogs simultaneously
      Such an interface could be run by a third party and get paid by the streaming services for access, in exchange for the free advertising of "THIS RESULT YOU SEARCH FOR IS AVAILABLE ON OUR SERVICE" and a "selections from service X" section of the main menu showing you all the cool stuff you're missing out on by not giving them your money.

      Is this sarcasm? Roku TVs all do this. Helps search and find obscure shit on the free channels too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mainly watch older movies so all those services like Tubi and Pluto which are completely free are great for me. Especially because I usually watch them on my computer so my adblocker blocks the ads, but I've tried them on TV too and the ads aren't all that obnoxious compared to regular television ads. In theory, yeah, I could use a piracy streaming site for roughly the same experience, but when I tried them before they always had a lot of buffering so I'd rather use them as a last resort if a movie I want to see isn't on any of the free services.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Youtube TV is basically what you're describing, it's just cable TV with the ability to DVR anything and most channels provide a selection of movies and shows as VODs. It's like $70 per month though so you're undershooting it with the price. Plus obviously your ad idea is not financially feasible.

    I actually don't care for it that much because even though you can just fastforward through the commercials on recorded stuff, movies on TV are usually cut or censored in some way and I can't stand that. I like watching TCM because those movies are uncut and have no commercials but that's about it. One good thing they do is during the commercials sometimes there's a "skip ad" button and when you press it it just shows a video of nature instead.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HBO Max was great and the one streaming service I thought was worth paying for but then they removed Space Ghost Coast to Coast and I immediately canceled.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it was worth paying for because it had an old show that hasn't been on for 20 years?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pirates are terrible archivists so sometimes legit is the only option.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? Piracy is famously very comprehensive. It'd have to be something particularly obscure to be so hard to find that legit is easier, and Space Ghost isn't all that obscure. I mean like a Czech art film from the 70s or something.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't paying for just that show but I wasn't going to keep paying for HBOMax when they started to cut stuff I liked. I just went back to pirating.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a respectable move, these streaming services need to be sent a message that they can't just drop shows people like just because they're old.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better just put ZSJL on TNT for free

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they put a bunch of WB/DC stuff on Prime out of nowhere the other day which is the reason for this article, but it's weird because they aren't even consistent with the versions they put. Watchmen and Justice League are the shitty theatrical cuts, but then Batman v. Superman is the Ultimate Edition. I'm surprised they haven't put ZSJL out there yet because I seriously doubt anyone is paying for Max to see it two years later.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >surprised they haven't put ZSJL out there yet because I seriously doubt anyone is paying for Max to see it two years later.
        I seriously doubt any other streaming services want that shit on their platform.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn’t really anything to do with the state of Max, it’s about the sorry state of the DC universe. The author is either being disingenuous for clickbait purposes or a complete moron.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my problem is that these services are so selective about what they put up, most of the stuff i want to watch is owned by the studio but only available to rent digitally. at that point i'm just gonna go back to pirating everything. (and i have)

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the audience these days. Couples over 30 will go see one or.two movies a year and it better be guaranteed to be good or they'll wait. If they have kids they want to see something like Mario for their one movie, not shit with subversive political shit and guilt sprinkled in. Yes having a token lesbian couple on screen for 2 seconds to kiss in your CGIslop is political and no one wants to PAY money to see it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO at the thought that the Mario movie isn't political. Really proving the old "I liked it so it isn't political" cliche true.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't see it because I'm not a child but if I had one that's the one we would have gone to instead of whatever muttslop #859295 Pixar keeps shitting out

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the chicken of the woods

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