We all agree this was kino?

We all agree this was kino?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his name is literally Stanfield

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YO MR WHITE IM A ROBOT

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the ending would be that David murders Cliff and then goes back into the avatar assuming Cliff's identity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      two man ship
      that would be suicide of his real self
      he was a fricking narcissist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except now neither of them have a reason to live. It’s funny that it ends with the chair push, like “Let’s talk,” but then we see zero of the conversation, because there wouldn’t be one. Aaron Paul should murder Hartnett and just die in space. It ends that way because Brooker is a very inconsistent writer and made the wrong writing choice at every turn this story came to, starting with the hippies turning themselves in.
        Hartnett’s murder of my sexy wife Kate makes no sense. It’s supposed to be like “Now we’re the same!” but they’re not. The hippies are in jail on earth and untouchable. The guy who murdered your wife is sitting in a chair in front of you. Pretty different situation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This show and AHS both suffer from the same hack writing issue. Its why they're never worth watching.
          The writers make story decisions based purely on what they think will shock, disturb or surprise their audience and they won't care very much if those decisions make no sense or have no consistency when thought about for more than a second.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we couldn't think of and ending, we'll leave it up to the audience!

          Some kind of revenge plot would be fun. he was a tech guy?, could have tweaked the machine body somehow and removed the strength limiter and broke into the prison killed the hippies but has a shoot out with the police, destroying the body. Now they both have no bodies and it's just awkward.

          Was there any reason they didn't have the reverse situation though? real bodies on earth and replicas in space? I was waiting for one and got none.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The random gang of crazies busting in and killing that one guy's robot self was so fricking moronic I stopped watching there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie Brooker definitely watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood before writing the episode. Turned out to be so out of place because that plot thread went nowhere.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is good though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't say it wasn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie Brooker definitely watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood before writing the episode. Turned out to be so out of place because that plot thread went nowhere.

      just a reminder that it actually happen irl

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not watch, as the cast list does not contain a single POC

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God this movie was FRICKING KIIIIINNNOOO

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking stupid. Why not just have the robots in space and control them from earth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was set in the 60s and they're testing how isolation in space affects humans.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they're testing how isolation in space affects humans.
        >Testing isolation by allowing them to see their families pretty much the whole week.
        Yeah no, they were clearly heading somewhere. In one scene Aaron Paul says something like: "4.7 AU to target"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 year mission
      >whoops we have lost contact with the RC robots in space
      >whoops we forgot the robots need massive amounts of energy
      >now that the mission is a success we have achieved literally 0 new insight in how humans fare after six years in space

      etc etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing the tech is relatively new and if the link fails, they're screwed or if the machines stop working or need repairs. and they look like they need to be charged once a day which would be a big drain on the spacecrafts energy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain this then

        Honestly no.

        Because WHY THE FRICK the guys who invented this system did not think about replacement ? It's fricking logical, the "Android" can be kill by a road accident etc...

        That is why is shit. I wish he'd fricked the wife tho

        Where are the fricking replacements

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we can't give david another android because it needs to be tailor fit for him
    ok
    >nvm david can use cliff's android
    Was NASA just being cheap and making excuses for not building him a new android?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it is about equipment and not the person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >damn, guy, you’ve got no reason to come back home and you’re trapped on that space station with no entertainment because your robot has been canned…
      >well, enjoy the next few years drawing LMAO!
      It actually could have been more interesting to find out why the frick “command” was so comically inept. Their mission was pressing buttons once a week, too, and fixing their satellite-coffin if it took damage.
      A very stupid episode that has interesting elements that were all poorly utilized. Glad Hartnett got mainstream work, I guess?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they have sex? i'd definitely frick the david character.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still cant believe this is josh hartnett

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaron Paul completely mogged him in terms of acting. Kind of sad but what can you expect from a 90s/2000s heartthrob who went completely off the radar?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was never a very good actor he was just a 90s pretty boy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he's one of the reasons people hated Pearl Harbour so much. Him and Affleck in the same film, Jesus Christ.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he was decent in black hawk down and thats about it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              also, kate mara looks like a fricking skeleton ghoul now. holy shit what happened to her

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She looked good in the teacher so I'm not sure what's up. The hair style really didn't suit her either.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s easy to be the better actor in a movie filled with bongs and lesser bongs (Australians) doing horrible southern accents. Sizemore and Hartnett mog everyone in that movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hartnett? Sure.
                Sizemore mogging either of McGregor, Bana, Coster-Waldau, Isaacs and Fichtner? No fricking way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesse overacts, Hartnet's acting was much more nuanced

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly no.

    Because WHY THE FRICK the guys who invented this system did not think about replacement ? It's fricking logical, the "Android" can be kill by a road accident etc...

    That is why is shit. I wish he'd fricked the wife tho

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen him in anything that wasn't Breaking Bad. Does he actually act like a different person or does he rehash Jesse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's genuinely good in the last season of Westworld.
      Not so great in the season before that.
      I've gone cold turkey off of anti-depressants before and he nailed the physical symptoms of neurological distress.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wpisode was worth it for the look alone

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you israeliteflix shills summarize this in coherent English words?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that, Eye in the Sky?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So David didn't actually murder Cliff's family right?
    He just used the paints and seed oil to make it seem like that and to send a message about how he could kill them if he wanted if Cliff doesn't let him use the body and to make him feel how he feels about his lose.
    If he actually murdered them, I don't see how David wouldn't lose his mind and just suicide them both by coming back and killing him. He has nothing to lose or come back home to anymore at that point. If he goes along with the mission, then he's going to prison when they get back because everyone will think he did it and not David.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if his senpai aint dead, why did he collapse in grief and literally spiral?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking sendpie. family.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice reddit theory

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is reddit about that lol? that's more compelling than the ending where he just murders them and then they just complete the mission

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol
          Is that picture from a youtube video? Fricking homosexual.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do shows pussy out and not show the violence

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen any black mirror yet, what's the best season or episode to start on?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No best season, it's fricking one episode, one story.
      Some episodes are very good, watch all actually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      start from the start and then stop when you get bored (or it gets too woke for you)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the entire history of you and white Christmas

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK MIRROR, REVIVE MY CAREER

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hartnett should have killed Aaron Paul and take his place as his avatar on earth with his wife.
    Or a new hippies cult should have murdered Aaron Paul’s family because Hartnett took the wife to the book store (there is a parallel between the scenes at the bookstore and at the theatre at the beginning when people recognise him … but it lead to nowhere)

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they just couldn't resist putting a cuck subplot, it was such a kino episode but they just couldn't fricking resist

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only true black mirror episode on this shitshow of a season

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XBOX, FRICK MY WIFE

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