We are now at the point where concert films reach number 1 at the box office rather than blockbusters that cost $200 million to produce.

We are now at the point where concert films reach number 1 at the box office rather than blockbusters that cost $200 million to produce. How can Hollywood recover after this disastrous year?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get this at all. It's a video of the concert but as a movie? Why the frick would you watch that? Going to a concert is already barely understandable but paying to watch an hour long movie of one seems insane.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women. Plus going to a concert costs $150+ while a movie ticket is $15.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but aren't they in seats just watching it? It's not an event, it's basically sitting there watching what could be a youtube video with a room full of strangers. Or are they all dancing and screaming? That sounds worse

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's on a big screen, a bit like front row seats, or at least better seats than they would ever get in a concert. And it's America so they are probably singing and dancing along and getting "crazy" with their fellow sisters, women would undoubtedly enjoy that kind of social event. Be prepared to see more of this kind of thing as they are cheap to make, profitable, and women have more free time and money than ever.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's basically sitting there watching what could be a youtube video with a room full of strangers
          Yes that is what a movie theater is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gross. Real homosexual shit to be so ~*excited*~ for a movie you have to watch it day 1 with a room full of sweaty Black folk instead of waiting for it to hit torrents

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              When is the last time you saw the Sun?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                when was the last time you saw your mother tremble and squall under me? it's been too long

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some people don't like the thought of living their whole life in a dark neet cave.

                >Oh wow, this movie is great! You know what would have improved the viewing experience? 45 strangers breathing heavily and whispering and moving around in an ungainly manner in the dark and not knowing what happened when you got up to piss

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he can't go 3 hours without a bathroom break
                Some of us are civilized.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based dehydrationchad dabbing on the watercels. Stonemaxxing and semen retention cured my melanoma

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some people don't like the thought of living their whole life in a dark neet cave.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing new. Beatles, Elvis and The Band had decent runs theatrically back in the 70's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie has never seen "stop making sense"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rewatching this in theaters the other month was fricking great, everyone in my theater was having a blast.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably backstage stuff interspersed with concert footage, plus some gay voiceover about empowerment because its beyonce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't enjoy thing so nobody could

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many directors have millions of devoted fans that call themselves things like Swifties and Beys that believe they belong to The Hive?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy concert movies.

      Zooms have no sense of history.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Illuminati booba

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't get this at all. It's a video of the concert but as a movie? Why the frick would you watch that? Going to a concert is already barely understandable but paying to watch an hour long movie of one seems insane.
    ok zoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you… see this in theaters? Ahahaha

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ was a humanitarian worshipped by literally billions of people and is even a god in some tribes in africa. He's not a normal person
      The attention given to these celebrities to today is ridiculous

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even a god in some tribes in africa.
        wtf qrd?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >An African tribe who believe that Michael Jackson is their god have put the singer’s spirit to rest in a burial ceremony in front of thousands of mourners. The Anyi people performed the ceremony in Krindjabo, which is the capital of Sanwi Kingdom in the Ivory Coast. Jackson was made a king-in-waiting by the tribe after he visited them in 1992, during a trip to Africa which he undertook to “sound out the architecture of my DNA”. He was renamed Prince Michael Amalaman Anohin.
          Tribe chiefs have also revealed that they have enquired about obtaining Jackson‘s remains so they can lay him to rest in Krindjabo properly, as tradition dictates. Tribesman Emmanuel Kassi Kofi said: “If the American’s or his family permitted us to bring the body here, we’d do what needs to be done. It was Michael himself who tested his DNA, found this is where he came from and said it’d be good to find his family"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if he was israeli like modern artists, Off the Wall, Thriller, Dangerous, History and Bad all sold over 25 million. He could have re-released Thriller like 3 more times during the 80s or bundled it together with Off the Wall as a compilation and made gangbusters. Ticket prices for concerts could have been cranked up to 200 dollars per ticket, they'd all sell out instantly. Rather than booking other venues he could have just done Wembley Stadium or MSG 50 times to maximize profits.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just the fact that people remember the names of these fricks is a tragedy.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eras tour movie: 95m opening weekend
    >beynigce tour movie: 21m opening weekend
    i'm tired of the media acting like theyre on the same level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn it’s crazy how taylor swift’s fanbase is all hetero women that are obsessed over her like she’s a boyband.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all hetero women
        You vastly underestimate how many dudes like her and not just because she's hot, either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could just hand express into my mouth right there in the seat haha

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Beyonce was black, not white?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she should do sex scenes or post some nudes that would be great thanks.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not any one can do this, Swift and Beyonce are megastars with millions of fans worldwide, most of them women. i doubt even the Stones could pull this off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andre Rieu can do it for broadcasting his Christmas stuff live.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't believe there's people that think Beyonce is attractive 🙁

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing I noticed that could be bad if this becomes common is that its not a good idea to turn movie theaters into music concert halls. While watching Godzilla yesterday you could hear the subwoofer booming from the Beyonce movie, even though we were separated by a hallway and another movie theater. Wish was playing next door and I'm sure they heard the base noise even worse. You could hear it from the hallway too.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$20 million opening weekend
    absolutely destroyed by TayTay's concert film

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never met a single person that has ever listened to a beyonce song, ever.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this knocked off napoleon and wish after only their second week, wtf is going on

    hunger games after its third

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she in whiteface

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn her milkers got huge

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably stop going for 200m+marketing 4 quadrant movies

    horrors are usually sub 30m and regularly make a profit

    its not like budgets need to be so high, movies from the 90s have better effects than most blockbusters despite a fraction of the budget

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    celebrity worship is satanic

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps by having a serious discussion about why IT COSTS $200 MILLION TO PRODUCE A FRICKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! KUBRICK WENT TO THE MOON FOR A FRACTION OF THAT, YOU INCOMPETENT MONGOLOIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You know, just to get the ball rolling. Thoughts?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they charge double the normal ticket price for these things

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this horseshit would have only made $10.5 milly if the ticket prices weren't jacked up?
      LOL @ "Queen" Bey

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taylor Swift charges 3000 per ticket during her concerts as well.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about any of that, but I do think it's crazy how much we hype people up because they're good at singing and dancing or whatever. Like, yeah, they're entertaining and stuff, but some people act like Beyonce and Taylor Swift are basically gods.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor and Beyonce aren't good at singing or dancing

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she trying to look white here

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are obsessed with musicals. Milennials love action and comedy. Gen X wants thrillers. Boomers like Big Bang Theory.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ant-Man 3 flopped
    >Transformers 7 flopped
    >Shazam 2 flopped
    >Renfield flopped
    >Fast X flopped
    >Dungeons and Dragons flopped
    >The Flash flopped
    >Indiana Jones 5 flopped
    >Haunted Mansion flopped
    >Blue Beatle flopped
    >The Marvels flopped
    >Wish flopped
    >Napoleon flopped
    >Hunger Games 5 flopped
    >Aquaman 2 will flop
    >Elemental and The Little Mermaid broke even, did not profit

    How does Hollywood even recover from this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting bailed out through venture capital/investment corporations that are in-turn financed by the Federal Reserve. If Disney does not get your money at the box office they will take it through your taxes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If Disney does not get your money at the box office they will take it through your taxes.
        The sad truth. They'll also devalue your money through inflation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How does Hollywood even recover from this
      Fire everyone with pronouns in bio, it will recover in a week.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't black people criticize her for trying to look white with that ridiculous blonde wig?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you acting like concert movies are a new thing? There's been plenty and many have made decent money: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concert_film#Highest-grossing_concert_films

    The thing is, most musicians aren't popular enough to warrant these getting more than a limited release.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've never been number 1 at the box office beating out major blockbuster releases.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of the movies this Beyonce film beat are major new releases. Its competition are holdovers and a sub-only Godzilla movie. $21 million wouldn't even be impressive for horror schlock. The Taylor Swift one did big numbers, but the odds of that being replicated by someone else is low.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Napoleon, Wish and Hunger Games are major movies that cost hundreds of millions. They all lost to a concert film after just 1 week. Not sure what you're on about

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hunger Games is in its third week. The two other movies you mentioned were poorly received. All three will gross more than this Beyonce movie did WW, though Wish and Napoleon are flops.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never noticed but Sydney Sweeney looks exactly like Beyonce

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even without adjusting for inflation, that is a worse opening than Michael Jackson's This is It all the way back in 2009.
    I don't want to hear any more bullshit from the media claiming that Beyonce is a superstar. It simply is not true, yet they have been pushing that lie for over 20 years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a complete fraud. They hail her as some kind of female Michael Jackson but the average person couldn't name 5 of her songs. Meanwhile everyone can name 5 hits from Thriller alone. Even Rihanna and Taylor Swift are way bigger stars than Beyonce

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Her marriage is a fraud
        >Her pregnancy was a fraud
        >Her movie makes a tiny fraction of the amount that Taylor's movie made
        >Not a real superstar despite the media pushing that delusion for decades
        >Zero memorable songs or albums
        Beysisters, what happened?!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a story i saw of people from Cambodia greeting a traveller, and it was in 2010 and kids walked up to him and noticed he was a white man, the first thing they asked was if Michael Jackson was really dead, and then proceeded to name a huge list of songs from him. Dude's popularity is insane, unfathomable

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're a cool dude that people look up to, they will copy your behaviours and beliefs in order to be more like you.
    so try being that first and save us your judgemental ranting and whining.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get anxious when people adopt my behaviors or start changing their opinions and personality because of me.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamera>Beyonce>Kong>Godzilla

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