We are the future of capeshit?

We are the future of capeshit Cinemaphile

Deal with it...

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit
    >future

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexless dyke shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly sexless shit for dykes. Why do they do this and then lament the inevitable underwhelming box office?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movies use attractive women as selling points for literal DECADES
        (see "amazing" movies like non-reboot charlies angels)
        >now, we're supposed to believe only "coomers" want attractive women in movies and that only porn is allowed to have attractive women
        hmmm
        weird how apparently Hollywood as a whole was coomershit until like a decade or so ago.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes hollywood always had liberal degeneracy, tell me something new

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >liking attractive women = degeneracy
            It's always fun seeing the stuff both sides agree on. Weirdo puritans "chuds" AND weirdo feminist "sjws" both agree: no attractive women in movies!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin lesbian poop

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly sexless shit for dykes. Why do they do this and then lament the inevitable underwhelming box office?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats their powers? Super fast handjobs, turbo dick sucking suction and mega wiener gripping milking your wiener with their c**ts heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super fast handjobs, turbo dick sucking suction and mega wiener gripping milking your wiener with their c**ts
      No one wants to see a movie about your mom, anon.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I'm still not giving you my money.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    let them come and let them fail. I won't pay for it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your move, chud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NO PLEASE BREE LARSON I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE A MISCAST PLEASE DON'T EVAPORATE ME, A HUMBLE WHITE DUDE, WITH YOUR POWERFUL GIRL BOSS BEAMS....

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      marry, kill, frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely no way this is real. Who looks at this and thinks this looks good. It looks genuinely worse than power rangers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brie Larson is such a shit actor. What is her face even supposed to convey in these? She just looks like an arrogant b***h that can't do her job properly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like a disappointing superhero porno parody.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know that tight yet loose skin old women have? Brie has that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gJpMF8M.jpg

      We are the future of capeshit Cinemaphile

      Deal with it...

      Obligatory reminder that capeshit is shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill, kill, kill

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should smile more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally my dream harem. I knock them all up like the fate of the world depended on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want too

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they hire the CW Flash costume department?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    every day i'm surrounded by ugliness both physical and metaphysical, even in front of a mirror
    all i want is to consume media with beautiful people in it... at least give me the physical part
    why cant i have beauty? just let me escape please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, watch anime

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Larson playing second fiddle to 2 loteral wgo's in a sequel to her own movie?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't look like super-heroes

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PFTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A triple threat to the box office, maybe.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this look like a low quality photoshop edit made in 2009 at some highschool?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry, frick, kill

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brutally incompetent photoshopping. And yes, I know it's official.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brie always does the stare shit wrong like she’s autist. Like there’s no edge to her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a shit actor and doesn't know how to do facial expressions.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are saying this one is going to make 750 millions easy because the first one made 1.1 billion dollars
    i'm not buying it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no avengers endgame to piggyback on
      >disney without any money to buy their own tickets
      >Ms. Marvel show was the least watched MCU Disney+ thingie
      it's over

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think Brie Larson looks like a hostage in all of these photos? kek

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the S stand for?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semen receptacle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she's a toothpaste mascot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek'd. It's funny 'cause it's true.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In my world, it means hopelessness

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see whatchya did thar.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What does the S stand for?
      why she's not allowed on the carpet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharia

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's truly impressive how bad the middle one looks even when compared to a literal black woman and a hispanic midget.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s pookistani, not a wetback.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the blackie get a fattie? she was actually kinda slender in WandaVision

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    brie is such a beautiful aryan queen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark roots
      >aryan
      >brie
      >beautiful
      brie? More like brie (the cheese, because she has foot fungus, get it?).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even a real blonde, my dude.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh and hitler was?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave Kang to me!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do average looking women like this get roles playing thousands of dollars? I don't get it
      [blog]
      She unironically looks like the wife of my friend who is a computer teacher at some college in ireland.
      [/blog]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How do average looking women like this get roles playing thousands of dollars?
        The casting process is different since Harvey Weinstein went to jail

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is the result, maybe he shouldn't have been sent to jail.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just watch porn like a normal being, moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get why reddit keeps coming here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well why are you coming here if you don't get it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talks like a reddit tourist
                >only defense is saying "no u"
                yup, its reddit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you kidding? She’s perfect, totally my type: huge breasts, nice thighs, friendly face. Way better than most Hollywood women.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ she needs to lay off the Taco Bell.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    triple financial threat

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit mania is dead. The only way to keep it afloat would be actually leaning into the coomer audience however, they won't and that is certainly not it.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A triple threat to Disney's finances!

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough diversity and inclusion. We should all call Disney and complain about the lack of representation and demand they fix it.

    Why aren't their any Native-American pansexuals in wheelchairs? I thought this company was Progressive!

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This can't be the cover they're running with.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here is that superhero but now there is a billion of one more diverse than the other
    OG Captain Marvel fans must be in pain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being a peter parker fan
      I'm glad I stopped caring about comics in the 90s.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brie being brutally mogged here.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so angry at anything Larsson does?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't want to frick me and I find this deeply upsetting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not attractive, simple as.
      if she was hot, no matter how she behaved, or how good/bad her acting is, Cinemaphile would simp for her.h8ksg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not but people don't tend to like people who reveal themselves as man hating, arrogant, snobs.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So glad capeshit is dead.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The good thing with all these flops is that they will have to respect the X-Men if they want to get the old numbers back or it's the final nail in the coffin for them, lmao

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