>We are the Slytherin, no mudbloods allowed.

>We are the Slytherin, no mudbloods allowed. Only the pure race wizards can join us.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Slytherin bukkk
    I do not recall what happened to the other day whiteboy henchman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bukkk
      that's zabini, he was there since day one and black in the books too
      >>what happened to the other day whiteboy henchman?
      died in the fire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Unlike Hermione or Harry, as tumblr likes to pretend, Zabini was black since his first introduction and described as such. Race in Wizard World isn't skin, it's blood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that in the book Malfoy caused his friend's death. He could not stop crying like a b***h that the guy was murdering Harry and made him lose focus
        Would have been a 10 times better character as a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pureblood wizards could have moved here from africa, that much makes sense. Rowling did mention that Blaises mother was a serial widow however. A BLACK widow almost. So Blaise is probably a mutt. God I love her inoffensively shitty writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arrested for drug dealing
      I mean uh potion procuring

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real bad motherfrickers hold hands

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seks with Bella

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was so moronic, larping about being pure while including Black folk into their group. Any grouping outside of race is moronic. As in, what if the true wizards would have even won, their societies would have been destroyed by Black folk anyways. They had no future either way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any grouping outside of race is moronic
      naw race is pretty moronic too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's still too inclusive, should break groups apart even further, to ethnic separatism, and continue with a constant purity spiral, always kick out the least ideal genetic people from the group.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Blacks aren't human nor are 'male' poojeets.
        FYI: hot poojeetas belong to the white man.
        Simple as.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          White males belong to East Asian chads like me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >east asians
            >chads

            Is there a "good" faction inside Slytherin? Apart form Snapes I can't think of any who joined the rebels

            some of the Slytherin students were helping Slughorn during the battle iirc

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How you use it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok dicklet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                White boi feeling insecure

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Have 6 incher
              >be a grower, not a shower

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wow. My penis is below all those numbers and I've also got a bad personality.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably a shia innit

      ?si=ATbsRoReQoFCdNpi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full vid of Nige the Sunni shitting on Shia?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full vid of Nige the Sunni shitting on Shia?

        is that a legit jihadi nigel? an actual bong?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt know that frank sobotka was a magician

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disgusting muggle scum *adjusts tailored modern suit*
    these movies were so fricking shit after the second one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc the costume designer for every film post CoS wanted the costumes to look relatable
      >"I thought that we should not make it at all like 'Christmas Carol,' that we should make it very urban. Very reachable for children, for teenagers," Temime said. "We should dress Harry and the kids like they are dressing themselves."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really was all one moronic woman's fault, that's amazing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >here's your richest pureblood family bro

          Reminder that in the book Malfoy caused his friend's death. He could not stop crying like a b***h that the guy was murdering Harry and made him lose focus
          Would have been a 10 times better character as a woman

          >Would have been a 10 times better character as a woman
          malfoy's character doesn't work if he's a girl since 65% of his character is being a spoiled heir and trying to be exactly like his father.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but he ends up acting like a mean girl in a cliche

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's just a little fruity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was not meant to be gay tho?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means the Slytherins had black royal families that had been shamans for generations

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the Slytherins were depicted as bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animesque children's novel needed a color coded villain who was approachable to kids
      Started to get real in later books when readers asked questions about morality of labelling kids evil at 11

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But isn't this bad? They are a house like any other. There are teachers who were Slytherins and they are all depicted as faulty, sadistic, etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a "good" faction inside Slytherin? Apart form Snapes I can't think of any who joined the rebels

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slughorn at least stepped up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animesque children's novel needed a color coded villain who was approachable to kids
      Started to get real in later books when readers asked questions about morality of labelling kids evil at 11

      Slytherins are depicted as bad because the creator of Slytherin, Salazar Slytherin and many others after completing their schooling, turned out bad. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy that if you join Slytherin you are bad, so you are more likely to end up being bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slytherin = old boy network. plus most of them had parents who were either death eaters or those who supported voldemort so it makes sense for them to either be like malfoy and bully harry or be like zabini and just be indifferent and snobbish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they name a house after an evil wizard?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he throw it all away?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it ever stated that pure blood wizards are all white? What if there are pure white, black, asian etc. wizards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the Sacred 28 list, one family is black (Shacklebolt) and there is one Arabic family name
      https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/pure-blood

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