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>Bootsy? Not paying you.
>Does He Know?
Based.
weird anti coffee tangent, but hes right
He's an avid coffee drinker
stfu sucking the breasts of Big Coffee won't you give more milk
I agree, coffee is the problem.
>expresso
he may have a giant wiener, but he a dum dum
>he has a giant wiener you guys!!!!
I hate this meme
It's a shit test not a meme. If you ever fell for it you're either too autistic or not autistic enough, the important thing is that you suck and are not good.
AVE MIKE(MATEI)
Isn't coffee good for you?
Mike doesn't like being asked about the weather we've been having either.
every person I've ever met who drinks coffee is a fricking butthole so I've always avoided it, I don't think it's healthy.
If you leave out the cream and sugar, then yes.
So were cigs right until they weren''t
It must be if your body wants to drink it!
black raw coffee in hot water yes.
sugary diabetes Starbucks candy coffee NO
I can't poop without it anymore
If people are asking why he keeps bringing up Coffee, he replied in that same comment chain
kek based Mike dabbing on burned bean juice drinking homosexuals
>hold up an ipad and he automatically does basedface
Do Americans really?
Mike drinks coffee in almost every stream
What a coffeebrain
What the frick is his obsession with the coffee?
See:
How do you see a YouTube in person let alone it talking about coffee?
James and Mike have visted youtube headquaters before. The employees sit around doing noting take breaks and talk about Starbucks while their creators have tons of issues that they do nothing about.
>youtube good
>youtubers bad
He is making fun of how YouTube employees do nothing but sit around drinking starbucks all day when there is actual work that needs to be done.
>work
Uh that's what the YouTube content creators are for sweaty. They make the money for the website and the YouTube employees can drink more coffee.
Nothing wrong with coffee
Based.
>It's only a problem if they delete the originals
For AVGN and AVGN fans, yeah. What about new YouTubers/YouTubers who haven't "made it" yet? A few people (like me) are going to keep creating stuff as if it's still 2013 or whatever, but hardly anyone's going to see it. In other words, there won't be any more AVGNs. Unless a non-pozzed alternative platform finally breaks YouTube's monopoly, which, yeah.
what a moron. there is no solution. youtube is just too big. if he wants to act like the foul mouthed arrested development man child he is then he can frick off somewhere else
it's because he's a sodahead
>if he wants to act like the foul mouthed arrested development man child he is then he can frick off
woah, why is he so racist towards indians?
literally just don't swear. that's all you gotta do. i don't get why some people swear all the time, as if it's something to be proud of, or "cool". recently i unsubbed from some guy's twitch because he kept swearing all the time.
what are you, a mormon
He doesn't want to hear filth
I don't blame him. The way people in the city talk. Frick this frick that, Black person, b***h, pussy. It's so foul. Rats in the gutter, ignorant motherfrickers. I don't mind swears but I don't want to hear them all the time either. Frequent swearing is a sign of low intelligence.
>noooo I can’t stand the nono words this person must not be allowed to be seen by anyone
You unsubscribed from this person. You’re not Youtube, who moves these people to the bottom of the pile that otherwise would be seen
Unfathomably based
I'm in love
Who is this woman? Is this just AI what if Mike was female?
Thats Michaela.
that's his twin sister and she has a 10 inch clitoris
Mogs Erin
Whining homosexual, youtube can do whatever they want if u dont agree then leave or start your own shit.
YouTube is a monopoly that killed all other video hosting websites because Google bought it out. have a nice day you reprobate.
Based Mike calling out the soi latte drinking cucks at Google.
Chad
A coked up Matei rolling up to YouTube HQ, splashing hot coffee on everyone's faces cause they demonetised his Elmo in Grouchland review.
>expresso
Coffee Black folk BTFO
Really, that's the reason? Because the old videos are demonetized? They have to realize this video is never getting anywhere near the number of views the old videos have. A couple hundred thousand max.
It's funny that Mike thinks he ever had a career bigger than "that annoying guy in early AVGN episodes". He should have just stayed glued to James if he wanted to be successful in YouTube.
Cope and seethe James. The cat is out of the bag, there's no putting the genie back in the bottle, everyone knows Mike wrote most of AVGN's episodes (ALL the best ones, I'll add). James never dared give him credit and wanted to hoard all the praise for himself.
Then Mike is more moronic than James for not ensuring he got credited. Nobody watches early nerd and says "man, Mike was really cooking back then" they all praise James for it. Mike lost, James won, deal with it.
Mike recently said that he deliberately told James not to give him credit so it looked like a one man operation and James could sell his brand. Honestly this was actually a good idea on his part. Mike was extremely off-putting so sitting behind the scenes pulling the strings was a good role for him.
Brown Bricks
what kind of emotion do these expressions are trying to convey?
Oh look a free ipad
>mfw they call him "Frankenstein" and not "Frankenstein's Monster"
One of the most classic signs of autism. Even before James there were annoying morons who sperged out if you called the monster Frankenstein.
Have you had your irony levels checked recently?
You don't know what irony means.
Love him or hate him, but Mike Matei is right
>expresso
is he moronic like bimmy?
Basado
EL LOCO DE LA CAFEÍNA
How old do you have to be to fan girl over this shit? I really don't get it
I’ve never understood it, even from the beginning, but I might be undiagnosed autistic. I just don’t like watching any content where it’s person talking to camera, yuck.
I was watching a ZP vid in my feed and it was unwatchable with the weird ass edits, censor sounds. This is the future folks.
REMINDER
He has to do crappy ad reads and post old content because his wife doesn't allow him enough time to make new videos that are quality. She put him on a schedule that barely includes time to work on his channel.
Holy autism. His channel will eventually crash and burn like they all do and she'll leave his ass blaming him.
>headcanon about a mentally challenged man and his wife
Truthers are so weird.
It is very clear that James has some form of mental disability, however minor it may be. I am not educated at all, obviously, but it's one of those "you can tell" situations, where someone has some off verbal and physical tics, consistently concentrates on various subjects in conversations to the detriment of others, etc. I would wager he has some minor form of autism, though again not educated beyond reading about it online and having an autistic family friend. The rest of it about his wife manipulating him is pure conjecture, since we've seen little of her posts. But it makes sense, he seems like he would be easily manipulated.
Who cares about ad reads when sponsorblock exists? Let him do it and get some money, you'll never have to see it.
Why are people so fixated on this? I'm not American and never tried Onions. Is it really bad or something?
moronic newfren
Well, there's a reason why it's wordfiltered.
dumb frogBlack person
there is nothing wrong with it. you shouldnt replace your diet with it but its a good filling meal replacement if you are hiking or under time pressure. S O Y just became a symbol for beta nerds
Onions products cause estrogen production. They're good for women, but they feminize men. There's a number of memes but probably the most infamous is that speedrunner who announced he was switching his entire diet to nothing but onions and like three months later he decided he was trans.
That's a guy that has made his decision more than three months ago, buddy.
>Onions products cause estrogen production. They're good for women, but they feminize men.
Imagine actually falling for this.
It lowers your T.
There is nothing wrong with onions products as long as it is FERMENTED such as miso, tofu, natto, tempeh and onions sauce. No culture that incorporates onions in their diet eats it unfermented for a good reason
No need to be cryptic. It has high quantities of estrogen and causes stomach cancer, that's why.
You never tried onions?
The most agregious thing here is that small ass hat he's wearing.
he's been doing a lot of thinking
It's much more likely the death of YouTube. More and more channels are self-censoring now out of fear of being demonitized. The nerd is just trying to get ahead of the curve, he probably has a contact inside of youtube that told him to do this.
It's the death of the modern internet. At this point social media makes people censor words like "suicide" so now people are saying "unalived themselves." This can only go on for so long. Hopefully everyone bails on web 2.0 and goes back to small websites and forums instead of letting corpo-troons moderate every ounce of human communication.
It's only a problem if they delete the originals. That would be insane. The reason why online content like AVGN got so big in the first place is because you could say and do all kinds of shit that was completely forbidden on TV.
Now youtube is too big. Anytime anything popular gets too much growth it ends up cannibalizing itself and it's fans. This is why we need a great reset for everything in this world
Kieran admitted that a majority of the revenue came from the back catalog. If they are demonetized, it's fricking over for the channel.
It's over.
Bootsy probably spent the past several years flagging AVGN videos to make this happen. He's not to be trusted.
Based Bootsy.
isnt that site AGAINST trump?
Why did you think the truthers were lionizing him?
More like pussy. Where I come from, you tell a man what you think to his face. Not this pansy shit.
Kyle holds the N64 controller really weird.
Kyle doesn't know how to play video games. Bootsy knew how to play the games he practiced endlessly.
Nah, Bootsy nearly beat the Sega Genesis Back to the Future 3 game on his first try. This was a game Mike and James swore up and down was impossible because the first level was "too hard."
But the other thing to keep in mind is that, with some old games, that's the only way too beat them. By memorizing the frick out of them.
Kyle's like a musician/carpenter, he's way too based for video games.
Ahh, the golden age!
ARM SIZE DISCREPANCY
SOVL
I will never watch a slob video. I immediately closed the first video they popped up without explanation. For all I know the slobs are just an elaborate meme edited into Cinemassacre screenshots and they never apppeared beyond that 1 video.
What happened to Kyle anyway?
Shoot, kayfabe or troonfabe?
What?
You tell me.
He has a family and runs a home renovation company if I recall correctly
Who gives a frick? The uncensored versions are still up.
>One day everything you saw in the early Internet will have been completely removed
yt-dlp
that shit doesnt work
Okay, coffee drinker.
i'm more of a water enjoyer myself
Nice picture of Kieran yelling at truthers.
Already happening, try going past page 10+ on amy search engine.
Watching this now.
1. They should have picked a funnier bleep sound or poorly dubbed him saying something overly Youtube friendly.
2. These old videos are absolute kino. I'd forgotten how good they were. It's not him putting on a big show. It's just him playing a game and saying it's not good because he genuinely doesn't like it. No horseshit stupid jokes where he has to fight Bugs Bunny added in, just real shit. These are very honest videos.
Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout and Friday the 13th are both certified classics
Those videos are too full of stupid skits.
Never have I seen someone with such horrendous lack of taste.
>Enjoying youtube skits
>Enjoying AVGN skits
>Enjoying skits at all
Lol what a cringe homosexual
Can't be more cringe then being a professional wienersucker like you.
lol why are you mad bro? Do you have some baby brain condition thats gonna force you to watch this? That'd be embarrassing.
Lol only morons and the underage enjoy AVGN. The people who are hung up on the past of AVGN are classified as morons
>palpitationsea
What is his end game?
>The people who are hung up on the past of AVGN are classified as morons
There's certainly an element of TRUTH to that.
Wtf is the alternative? Rumble? It gives me cancer every time I enter that site. That it's a breeding nest for conspiracy theory nutjobs isn't appealing either.
There is no viable alternative. That's why he has to put out videos like this. If there was a competitor where people would actually go to watch his content then Im sure he would leave. But his subscribers are on YouTube.
if it's not appealing then you're a normie and need to nor-me aka not-them-or-me and gtfo to make yourself not interacting with me or the others here
You're fricking stupid to allow grifters exploit you for engagement money.
>grifters
Oof
Ah, go take your vaccines and vote, homosexual.
Seething poltard can't handle that other people don't want to hear his moronic fun killing conspiracy theories
Jesus, you people really find this shit funny? You guys have a bias towards AVGN because you dumbasses grew up with the early 2010s late 2000s stages of the internet despite the early 2010s being nothing but hipster cringe and the beginning of the pos propaganda shit. If early AVGN episodes came out today, you guys would have torn it to shreds and you know I'm right
It's incredibly sad and pathetic. These people should grow up and live in reality instead of this little fantasy world
Why doesn't someone just make a perfect copy of Youtube but without the awful things that people hate about current youtube?>
Because all the creators are on YouTube. With all the creators on YouTube all the viewers are on YouTube. If all the viewers are on YouTube why would the creators go anywhere else?
Because it's not that simple. People like to shit on Youtube, but the fact that they've been able to maintain the website for all this time, making enough money to keep the servers alive while also navigating the unending lawsuits, is nothing short of a miracle. Even with Google owning it, it's still impressive.
Now of course everyone can criticize them for the irritating demonetization measures they've taken - I also find it incredibly annoying. Everyone does. But it's not really their fault. They're just reacting to pressures others have placed on them. The blame truly rests upon advertisers pulling out during the pewdiepie meltdowns, and all the smug homosexual journalists who made those shitshows possible (hang all journalists from lampposts btw). Things were comparatively amazing on Youtube, and the internet in general, before that time period. And of course it all feeds back into the wider narrative of the culture war bullshit. Everything went to hell back then, has only gotten worse with time, and there is no reason to believe it won't continue getting worse.
This is a child who is clueless to israeli power and ultimately, the power and ability of governments
Except I literally addressed israeli power in my post? Read between the lines, moron.
This comment made laugh because I can only imagine a pasty beta soiboy saying stuff like this.
Rumble?
Rumble?
>makes optional version of videos for younger people can see
>THIS IS THE DEATH OF CIN..
Why is OP always just a blatant moron?
Because all the old videos are being demonetized, their main source of income.
It’s AVGNTruthers from Reddit. They like to imagine James is some lolcow but no one cares
When did AVGN go sour? I think it was around the time of COVID, it's been good again since 2022 though
His wife's blog post calling us a sausage party.
Technically, she was calling his show a sausage party.
I thought it was his movie? Anyway, she should've stayed away from the man cave. b***h.
Actually technically she was saying that she hates white males and wishes to change that through cultural enrichment and open borders
It's such a dumb c**t move to publicly attack your husband's art and livelihood. I'm sure she'd have no problem talking whatever sausage party money he had left in a divorce.
What's next for James when Cinemassacre gets banned? Walmart greeter?
No, he would try killing himself with a box cutter if he had to go back to that.
He's too dumb for that.
He's gonna try his hand on a couple more black and white horror movies before his spirit is crushed.
BIMMY
SODA BRAIN
KEK
am I missing anything else AVGNTruther bros ?
>Censored version
AVGN bros. It's so over for us
Newt won.
Newt and his hog and Mintsalad and her honkers need to link up.
Based
I can't watch this hoe's content, I just feel bad for her every time I see her. She seems like a nice enough girl for a tard, I mean she's dating a manlet who's like a foot shorter than her for housing and when he was getting beaten up by Ethan Ralph she jumped in and beat the frick out of Ralph with him and I admire that, but she's where she is because her parents wanted to kick her out for being a furry artist, so Dick Masterson pawned her off on digibro and Jersh confirmed in a stream a while back that the gossip is all true, they pass this poor girl around like a party favor and the fat little gremlin has her making sex tapes with every dude they hang out with for money. So every time I see or hear anything about her I just feel gross because that's an actual sperg getting sexually exploited because she has okay cans.
Damn that's sad as hell. Have any of these sex tapes made their way to the internet?
Take that back, Mint is a good girl!
I want to get lost in those breasts
reminder, she has a secret Onlyfans for her pee fetish.
which is....?
pissmintsalad
>I get pissed on in the hotel bathroom & also piss all over the bathtub!
Mint Salad was passed around Dick Masterson's "mansion in the Hollywood hills." She fricked Masterson and a number of his buddies, including sucking Ralph's wiener. Her boyfriend would pass her around for drugs and money and has a cuck fetish.
>including sucking Ralph's wiener
lol she's lucky the Ralphamale didn't knock her up
Yeah, this has been extensively covered actually. Her OF and porn vids were even posted.
That's terrible. Can I save her?
That highfalutin cheese snob just doesn't know how to read social cues I wouldn't take what he says seriously. *licks bottle*
If that's true then why doesn't Toby From Slap The Boobies save her?
How short is this manlet you speak of
Enough of a manlet that turbomanlet Ethan Ralph felt confident showing up at his door to fight him. Then Mint punched Ralph in the face lmao
embarrassing
kek found the vid
that can't even be considered a fight, they get winded just by standing up
Hahaha that's one. I never get tired of watching this.
ralphs gunt flaying as he's getting pummeled will never not be funny to me
It's even funnier having the even shorter, fatter dude calling Ethan fat and short.
It's now clear to me she is legitimately moronic. She's dating WAAAAAAAY below her division.
I'm watching this and... what? I'm so confused how people can reach adulthood and live this way. The frick is wrong with these morons?
Just a bizarre group of streamers, anime appraisers and soundcloud rappers getting into beef over the dumbest shit. It's like they're characters in a Harmony Korine movie about modern life or something.
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I couldn't find the raw video, this is a recap, but the girl in the tights with comic book panels on them towering over the two portly manlets who is actually having to squat down to hit Ralph? That's Mint Salad.
>I couldn't find the raw video
There is none. Digibro was a gay and only posted that gay ass video. And now he's homeless. Lol at him changing the thumbnail to try to capitalize off of Mint's 15 seconds of fame as the twitter tiddy tard who sperged about the Starwars.
Whats the tards girl OF? Maybe it already got scraped and is on coomers.
breastsmintsalad. Just her regular handle but add a t at the beginning.
>breastsmintsalad
https://coomer.su/fansly/user/389115473398083584
Hell yeah lets fricking go
There's also this:
https://www.camprostitutes.tv/videos/9108792/itsmintsalad-bj/
If you search her up and highlight the thumbnail it's clearly her sucking a dick in like a shower or something, but this site sucks. You have to be friends with whoever has it to see it.
I'm sure it's up on some other site somewhere.
yeah it's her
She has a nice ass too. Shame she's pulled the nudes4cash ripcord so she can't be my waifu anymore.
I just took a peek and why does she have a giant poster of Tony in the background of her fetish videos??? LMFAO
Because he's famous youtuber Hack The Movies.
Gotta love the Tobster
>cant afford to viewbot all his videos anymore
Gonna be a cold one this year for the Newtmesiter.
Safe and effective.
https://gamergirlsblog.com/2023/09/30/what-Cinemaphile-thinks-of-the-gamer-girls-blog-in-2023/
Anything besides "what the frick is that? I've never heard of it" is a lie
>ryan being a troony wasn't a Cinemaphile meme
>he really did settle for looking that rancid
Why do Cinemaphile boomers love this bald moron?
People in general are happy when someone with learning disabilities does well for themselves. So it's fun to bully the "people" that get so irrationally worked up and mad about him.
We no longer love him, we haven't loved him since the early 10s. We just love to hate on him.
Wrong Cinemaphile sucked his dick for a while after the Ghostbusters 2016 boycott (which he went back on and watched the movie anyhow). I've always hated AVGN though because I wasn't 8 years old when he started making them this I never found his poop jokes or swear words funny
I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FilmTrek does James better than James
So, Mr James... Ralph? What exactly do you do here?
See, you describe yourself as "The Personality" but according to our research that's pretty much all copied from a Mr. Mike... Muh-tay. We assumed you wrote the scripts, but evidently that's again split between Mike, your subordinates referred to as "The Slobs" and several others. You don't do the gameplay, that apparently is also Mike, The Slobs and someone listed only as "Bootsy". It's baffling because you're always complaining about not having enough time -and we're going to come back to this- because you want to spend more of it with your kids, but according to our files here... it's not you having sex with your wife either, so I mean technically speaking are they even really your kids? And we know for certain you're aware of all this because you tell us frequently.
Yeeeeah and just to circle back to the whole "time" thing, what exactly is your obsession with "5:40"?
If Mike is the brains behind the comedy then why do you all hate the infamous Elmo video he did which is the best example of what his comedic writing is like without James involved?
Mike is clearly the actual Nerd character. I'll fully admit I hated every time he popped up on avgn videos when I first watched him because I wasn't aware of the behind the scenes stuff, I thought he was being brought in as Jame's buddy to try to carve out his own niche, but the reality was it was Mike that was obsessed with retrogaming, Mike did all the gameplay, Mike wrote a lot of the scripts.
I've been watching his personal streams and he says as much and occasionally proves it and while it's obvious he's got a touch of the 'tism the reality is, dude won at life. He created that shit from behind the scenes, he can still go out in public without anyone giving a shit, he got a hot wife he also games with, he has an insane collection of video games which he makes his living playing all day at any random hour he wants as a hobby in his self-described "retirement" in his 40's, and he's best known for an internet meme that he has an insanely massive wiener.
I can't help but envy that.
>Mike is clearly the actual Nerd character.
kek, he is literally an angry video game nerd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFDkgwGIFzs
You know how in many AVGN episodes the Nerd complains about the games controls? How would James be able to write details about how controls are bad if he never played the game. You can't tell that kind of thing from looking at gameplay footage. That means he didn't write it.
Yeah Mike is based and I'd be happy with even half his success.
Pfahaha...
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i could beat them both up at the same time
Ever since someone pointed out James pronouncing wolf as woof I can't unnotice it
Fricking weirdo
I miss Talk About Games, that was the vidya show I always wanted but nobody seemed to want to make.
Bootsy cried in his Hillary Clinton sheets the day a Mike & Ryan video got more than double the views he did
He's not wrong. The "BOTW is a return to form because it's open world like zelda 1!" crowd was dishonest and they must have known it. BOTW2 has more in common with Garry's Mod than it does with Zelda.
My first thought was "oh cool, now people can watch AVGN when their kid's are around"
End of an era. I honestly miss the golden age of avgn.
Honestly I don't understand people's refusal to have personal websites anymore, have the censored one on YT if you want but then also a link to the uncensored version on his own website. Problem solved.
They tried to bring back the website with Monster Madness in 2021 and we all remember how that went.
and how that went??
How that went.
James paid Big Ryan to pay Newt to plagiarize reviews someone else wrote 20 years ago. Much like how Jango Fett was hired to kill Padme so he hired another mercenary who hired a robot who hired bugs.
Miss this so much.
It was so bad, I watched every episode(at least twice). It was fascinating in the same way a really good bad movie is.
There was maybe two episodes that were alright but the rest were rough. I can understand James being awkward and distant during it but Justin, Kieran and Tony were all friends that loved movies but had no chemistry at all.
I can't picture myself hanging out with fat people.
*nods head* Uh huh. Mhm. Yeeeah. Yep.
homie were witnessing the death of western civilization itself. Everything is sick and dying. Nothing is going well anywhere, ever. It's all steeply downhill from here. Every single thing you know and cherish will be degraded in front of you as you slowly die a miserable, disappointing death. It's over. It's all over.
Demonetization of the back catalog has to be James' worst nightmare. Now he has to actually work.
I don't care about any of these YT e-celeb c**ts, get the frick out of Cinemaphile with this shit
>>>/b/
>*covers ears*
He always sends Mike to take the heat for this shit.
So what's the verdict on these guys? Based or cringe?
Kino, but I get Frank Grimes vibes.
Why doesn't James do something about his hair? I know I would if I were in his shoes.
April won't let him get a hair transplant because she likes him looking as pathetic as possible.
Pandering to reddit is already gay, but pandering to a hatesub dedicated to aylawging a moronic person is just total homosexualry.
Based at first but they've milked it dry at this point.
I enjoy the clips where they chat about movies and games. Less interested in the AVGN/Cinemassacre critiques as that well has run dry but it's also the reason anyone knows who they are. That said they seem pretty level headed especially when compared to the average reddit truther who spouts the same four memes over and over and is daydreaming about shooting up the Screenwave offices.
I used to watch them more about a year ago, I liked the one where he talked about all the weird obscure Star Wars shit on Disney+ and how his daughter watched the Ewok movies, which I didn't even know existed.
Kino and comfy.
I'm subbed to their Patreon. Here's the latest podcast. It's pretty comfy.
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damn RED LETTER MEDIA LOOKS LIKE THAT??????????????????'
>slobbing out muh xmas video editing so I can have more time with muh kid
Frankie has become everything he's ever hated and John should cut ties with him.
No one would've ever had a problem with James doing it if he was upfront about slobbing out his work instead of being deceitful to keep up the facade for his golems. I'm glad it blew up in his face, he deserved it.
anyone have the film they made where he sticks his toe in his wifes ass hole
Imagine being seething about people drinking coffee lmao
>The YouTube CHAD employee
>does nothing but sit around drinking coffee
>gets paid
>the virgin YouTube content "creator"
>works 25 hour days recording and editing videos while planning new "content"
>paid NOTHING
and guess who's happy and who isn't?
Looking back, that Fear and Loathing in Vegas episode was pretty good
Youtube could literally take a shit directly into people's mouth and they still wouldn't leave the site. Platforms like Rumble, Kick and even X (formerly Twitter) exist, where a lot is allowed and can still get monetized but nope. People rather keep sucking Youtube and Twitch's dick while crying, pissing and shitting.
Worse, most people just watch whatever Youtube recommends them.
IT'S 5:40 I FEEL ALIVE
good
anyone still watching him should long have had wives and kids and a meme dog and big suburban garden by now
if you're still watching him in your 40s, then YOU are the problem
>the 8 years olds that watched this 15 year old show should be middle aged by now
Why can you Black folk never do any math?
>Letting your wife have a dog
So you want to be cheated on then?
>sucxs
I dont get it
>hey guys remember literally FIFTY YEARS OLD videogames nobody alive today played or still plays?
>yeah well im a LE GAMER and i exclusively play those, I literally can't comprehend any technology invented past 1980s
James the cuck should have been rightfully mocked even when he started
imagine being a 'movie expert' that only watched movies from the silent era and didnt even know they made movies past them
TBF we're lucky to get 2 worthwhile modern movies a year, same goes for games.
perhaps there need not be a future zoomer AVGN
it was a product of it's time
can't force one if its not called for
>Call myself the angry car enthusiast
>I've never driven a car, let alone seen one
>I talk and discuss only horse-drawn carriages
'T GET BETTER THAN THIS GUISE, THIS IS AS GOOD AS ITS EVER GONNA GET
james did play shitty games, what are you on?
Soul. The good old days.
So much fat in a single frame.
imagine the smell
I miss when I didn't know who these obese pedophiles were.
Just waiting on James to become one of those insufferable buttholes who decry past works that weren't offensive to begin with but act like they were a crime against humanity.
He 100% would do that if his wife told him it was problematic. Luckily she relies on the ad revenue so she'll leave it alone. She made him turn on the three stooges because they had "harmful stereotypes" and give a trigger warning lol
Why was his review of Majora's Mask so fricking bad? Almost 90% of what he says is objectively wrong
>objectively wrong
That's what made it real.
It annoyed me how he complained about the graphics of an N64 game. What a moron. It looked better than anything else at the time. And it's not like James is a zoomer or something, he was a legal adult when that game came out so I'm not sure what his problem is.
why dont he just upload new videos with the game cube and wii generation games ?
also wtf is this captha i have to move the fricking letters?
>YOU KNOW WHATS BEE ESS?
This all started there
That was really fricking stupid. Do something like killing the character off, or making him exclusive to the website so people have a reason to go there.
In my dreams you're alive and you're cursing