>We can't [established thing that would conveniently solve the plot] because Mora doesn't want to
>Sensors don't detect anything. Nope, not even with whatever sort of scan you're about to suggest.
>It's an unknown anomaly that has never been encountered before. No information.
>Why do you all force me to do so much work?
What a b***h.
Never seen this cartoon.
Sounds like shit from your description, so I'll be sure to give it a miss and scoff at anyone I meet irl who says they've seen it. Thanks for the heads up, Opie!
But OP didn't mention its name and you just said you've never seen it. How would you even know people were talking about it in the first place?
That's the beauty of being media illiterate, I can just apply my unfounded disdain for any media property to any other media property.
True story I once said to a guy that I like Mother by Danzig, and he was like "oh what's your favourite Misfits song?" and I said "I dont listen to girl bands" (I thought Misfits was a band full of girls, had no idea this Danzig fella was in some other band at one point).
Still brings a smile to my face just how confused that guy was, completely shut down that conversation with my bullshit reply. God I love being a based moron.
Upvote for quirky
>But OP didn't mention its name and you just said you've never seen it. How would you even know people were talking about it in the first place?
"our spaceship is pregnant so she cant do starburst[lightspeed]" was great writing. anyone who doesnt like farscape, its writing, its aesthetic, or puppets is literally a HOMOSEXUAL homosexual. ngl
>Sounds like shit
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.
Given this is 4chinks I just assumed it would be a clip of Chiana being a bawd.
Is this Farscape? The algorithm and you morons keep trying to get me to watch it and I'm tempted just from the hot af ash girl.
The ashy girl shows up in the second or third season after the sexy bald blue lady had to quit because all that blue paint was making her sick.
>after
Zhaan and Chiana shared two seasons. The ones that came around AFTER Zhaan died/quit was Noranti, the weed-smoking alzheimers patient, Jool, the screaming utterly unlikeable waste of air b***h, and Sikozu, the lizard woman who kept trying to defect to the nazis.
I thought they were only in a few episodes together. Didn't originally see the show in sequence and forgot the timing of the crew changes.
Chiana showed up in season 1. Virginia Hey didn't leave the show until season 3.
Wrong. Chiana and Zahn were on the show for several seasons at the same time.
Bro I fricking hate sci fi and you morons are really gonna get me to watch this shit. Is it true it got cancelled because the MC was a schizo irl?
if farscape doesn't make you live sciif then nothing will
Alright, fine, homosexuals. I'll watch your shitty sci fi bullshit waifu homosexualry. There better be a thread next weekend.
anon. its from the jim henson company. They only ever made, and i fricking hate calling anything this, kino.
Don't worry. I asked Moya to come back this way and drop us off in a few days. We'll find you, or you find us. Either way, we'll be here.
You are going to be confused as frick starting out. This is normal. Let yourself go insane as the show goes insane. The insanity will all start making sense
You should have warned him that season one is heavily episodic and like like 66% bad.
That's true of most shows.
The best shows usually find their footing in season 2 or 3. The first season of any good show simply sets the stage for greatness to come.
It was especially bad in that era as well. Most of the episodes in season 1 of X-Files are almost unwatchable, albeit some of the best episodes of the entire series are also in that first season.
The X-Files will always occupy a special place in my heart. Yes, some of the first season episodes were bad, but I kind of revel in the badness. If you can understand where I'm coming from.
That's a narrative decision. The audience learns the rules of the new world as Crichton does. He's the audience's window into the events going on around him. As he learns, the audience learns. It's supposed to start off crazy, so that as a viewer you can feel the sense of understanding grow as you see more and more. It's world building, exploring, and understanding - all at the same time.
i like how crichton starts off wearing a white shirt, and as his naivety and innocence goes, he starts to wear grey and eventually black, until by the end he is covered in black leather from head to toe
the show really starts to pick up for me when the shirts change
You also see Crichton eventually just give in to the weirdness and the show gets better for it. Watching him and D'Argo drop alien LSD and have a wtf did I do last night mystery to solve was fun as balls.
Stick with it until about the seventh or eighth episode of the first season.
Also, check the order, some places have the first five or six out of order.
The show really starts getting good then, and other than a few notable stinkers(the worst one being one of the first eight) it really grows on you and you will find yourself a bit obsessed with it.
No worry, the obsession will pass some time after you finish the show and the two movies, and you will remember it fondly and occasionally rewatch some of the episodes or even binge the entire thing again in a few years.
But, you won't hate it. The people that pretend that it was shit are just lying and pretentious.
>"You can't have a sci fi outer space show without them being some weird peaceful communists! They're evolved! They would have to have found a communism that works by then and spread it by force to all of the aliens too!"
You're genuinely missing out by not watching it.
>Is it true it got cancelled because the MC was a schizo irl?
Doubt it. If that was the case they wouldn't have bothered making The Peacekeeper Wars movies. More likely it was just too expenseive and not drawing enough viewers for whatever Aussie network was funding it.
well, they had to shop the peacekeeper wars around pretty hard, and it ended up on the fricking hallmark channel. but of course i can't remember the reason it was canceled.
>and it ended up on the fricking hallmark channel
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Has a new mandela effect just dropped or is op just a moron?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farscape:_The_Peacekeeper_Wars
Convenient how you cut out "original release"
Because he was talking specifically about The Peacekeeper Wars, not the series.
Peacekeeper wars originally aired on the Sci-Fi channel as well.
and ya know there's also this
yeah homie i wasn't trying to gaslight or anything, the fact "hallmark" was the producer blew my mind straight the frick out, and hallmark channel existed about that time.
You might be thinking of Michael O'Hare from Babylon 5 who was replaced after the first season.
Not true. It was an expensive show, and the German company that acquired Jim Hensons company refused to lower the license fee after they jacked it up even higher
Fricking boxheads are the reason my Farkino got canned?
Farscape starts off in theoretical science. It's only when the theoretical science actually works that they get into science fiction. But it's done so well, and organically, that you just kind of accept it as you go along. They show gets crazier and so do you along the journey.
The show has some 4 or 5 really bad episodes
One before it getting truly good - and it gets truly good when scorpius comes in
The show never has amazing story per se, I dont think its writing is as good as stargate, but the characters in farscape are memorable. And scorpius is the champ amongst them. that character is just too good even by farscape standards which has really good main characters
Chiana shows up midway in Season 1, about the same time Scorpious starts becoming a recurring antagonist, and in my opinion where the show really starts finding it's rythym.
For some reason Chiana gets me going like nothing else, but I've never found Gigi Edgley hot outside of that character. Maybe it's the exaggerated clavicles she has in character.
It's a solid scifi adventure show, contender for best one made, but it has it's quirks; I don't think it really kicks up into kino levels until the second half of the first season, if you're not feeling it by the end of the first season you probably won't be feeling it.
I saw all of those and I'll comfortably say Farscape is all-around better. And literally nobody has seen Farscape but has never seen a Star Trek, get the frick out of here dude.
Maybe if you stop double-linebreaking every sentence, you'll stop losing so many IQ points when you post.
Responding to Chiana's clavicles: WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT??? I feel the same way! The makeup around her neck and upper shoulder area is oddly sexual for some reason! How did they do that?! I wasn't aware that was even a thing until I saw Chiana!
Not only is she only hot as Chiana, but also the Nebari makeup didn't really work well on anyone else. They all look weird. And none of the other Nebari have her weird way of moving either.
Every time I see Chianna on screen she just reminds me of a feral squirrel in heat.
We had this squirrel feeder in our yard outside of two large, six foot by six foot windows separated by a single 4x4 frame, and we watched tv right next to it and sometimes watched the squirrels eat at it.
One day I was watching a squirrel hide in it. It wasn't really eating, just sitting in it. Sometimes a squirrel would come up to eat and the original one would either chase them off, or bite them and hold on. Then, the new squirrel would hump the shit out of the first squirrel for a minute and run away.
Pointed it out to my mom who watched this activity for a while and she started laughing her ass of and said the one squirrel was in heat.
Me being ten or so didn't understand and went back to watching Ninja Turtles.
Years later, I realized that the first squirrel was running a rape cage baited with the food we put there to get her itch scratched.
That's what Chianna reminds me of.
They got me to watch it earlier this year and I loved it. It is certainly not the best sci fi series but I may love it the most. It’s as if it was created specifically for me.
That is how everyone feels. We all agree it’s clearly flawed and moronic, that gate or trek or w/e is objectively superior, but god damn if it’s not the most for me show that has ever been
Are you surprised a female teammate is an pain in the ass and creates most of the work for you? Its like a real job.
where's that reaction gif where a woman raises her eyebrows then squints
You're describing every space show when they encounter something unknown to them.
It's funner because sometimes Moya does things like RUN THE FRICK AWAY, or get pregnant.
This. I love the aesthetics about the Galaxy Class starship, but more than half of the times the crew is in danger is because of some really shitty design flaw that shouldn't exist in a mainline release.
Exactly. And Moya being alive, even if her evolution was guided, makes her eccentricities a better fit for the world.
Moya IS world-building.
It's made abundantly clear in the pilot episode that Moya doesn't have weapons of any kind.
The best way to survive a fight is to not get in one. Moya understands the chief lesson of The Art of War; "wait by the river long enough and the bodies of enemies will float by".
The world of Farscape had enough groups of people at war with other groups of people that all Moya had to do was stay out of the way.
It's MOYA, moron
Pilot simply couldn't handle the talent and charisma of our main girl.
For me it was Jungle Jool in The Peacekeeper Wars.
>Chiana
>monochromatic girl
Jool got done so dirty. They took too long to figure out what to do with her since Zaan's actress abruptly had to leave because the makeup was literally killing her. She was the annoying screaming girl who was just in everyone's for way too may episodes, and just when she finally finds her place in the crew they ditch her on planet so she can do archeology. Her being the ships archeologist/history expert would have been kino. I do like Sukozu better but neither of them even with the hag granny could fill Zaan's presence on Moya.
Apparently someone hated Jool so much that her actress was receiving death threats and being stalked.
>The whole time she wears that outfit you just assume it's the clothing of her people
>Then you find out her people dress normal and she's just a deranged sex freak
>portrays herself as a suffering genius
>turns out she's less than a grad student according to her society
I fricking loved that for her.
>Curly hair
Disgusting
So what Chiana did to young Crichton was rape, right?
thank god for leather pants
for me, it's Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu
That turbodyke haircut they gave her in PW was a terrible mistake.
a whole fricking lot of peacekeeper wars was a mistake. but it was all excused by criton launching the weaponized wormhole.
seriously, scorpius begging crichton to make it stop is one of the best moments in anything.
I'm going to watch that ending right now because you reminded me how good it was.
yeah, i should too.
wait. where is the scene where scorpius begs john to make it stop. that dosen't happen. scorpius never has a moment where he realizes his pursuit of "weapons" that unravel reality as a concept is infinitely worse than the skarens existing. what the frick.
He literally does. Or someone does. Someone begs Crichton to turn off the weapon. I remember that.
John forces Scorpy to say 'pretty please with a cherry on top'
Scorpy is intent on stopping the weapon and would say or do anything at that point, but he never quite gets to begging.
>John forces Scorpy to say 'pretty please with a cherry on top'
pretty sure he makes scorpius do that before he uses the weapon
You're correct. John makes him say that as a condition for *launching* the weapon.
when the wormhole weapon has destroyed nearly all the ships, scorpius says "this is insane, crichton" and crichton is like "no shit"
it's not begging but he does finally realize the extent of those weapons
>scorpious: this is insane chriton
>chriton: Ga-ha-hawd, four years on and you're finally getting that
I just... i don't know, i thought/remembered there was a point where scorpius acknowledged that tearing reality apart at the seams was worse than allowing skarrens to exist. but he really doesn't. as this is his face when he is watching the universe unravel, and possibly eradicate all life in the galaxy in which he resides. ya know, remembering a better version of whatever i watched. like yeah, this Black person is 100% good with all of it being a headstone to the milky way.
Someone literally begs Crichton to turn it off though. I remember that.
it sucks, because the person who convinces chriton to stop the wormhole weapon is the skarren. its not scorpius, he doesn't have a single moment of regret, refletion, whatever. he was not only good with reality being unraveled, he was angry that chriton stopped.
i really did remember a better version of this that existed.
That's what I was thinking. I can't find a clip of that scene.
but who though? i can't find who does it
He isn't begged to stop, he's begged to start.
No, after that.
yeah, i was going to mention his strange smile
he's a crazy fricker
I think some of the writers were mad because they kept trying to write Sikozu to be annoying and unlikeable but everyone liked her anyway. I think that is why they dyked her hair cut then unceremoniously killed her in PK Wars. Wayne Pygram (Scorpius) said in an interview its his headcannon that Scorpius strangles her to death in the last episode when he puts her hand on his neck and looks like he's going for a kiss.
2 hot 2 h8
I'll be honest, I didn't like Sikozu. I also REALLY didn't like Noranti. Neither of them got enough time for the good to outweigh the bad, in my opinion.
Did anyone like Noranti? She just appears out of nowhere and starts saying a bunch of schizo shit and forcing her strongest potions on people.
I did. Way better than jool
I couldn't jerk it to Noranti.
I could.
I have.
My big problem with her is even when she 'contributes' it's to solve a problem that she's responsible for. Every single fricking time.
kramer in space
weirdly it switches each time I’ve rewatched. Hate then sort of like then hate etc. but then I forget she exists in between. Think it’s coz there’s no real development or arc for her.
I thought Sikozu was hot. And even Jool had her moments. But, like Crichton, I was always an Aeryn Sun type of guy.
Although, If I met Gigi Edgley at a convention, I would try to bang her. I hear she's been known to be rather "free and liberated" with some of the fans.
chiana gotta be one of the hottest girls in history, its absurd tummykino
Was it the leathers and the voice? Claudia Black's smoky voice does it for me.
It's Claudia Black in general. That woman exudes sex. Voice, looks, mannerisms, etc. She was in her prime during Farscape.
And SG-1.
For me it was always sweaty homely PK tech girl
She was a bit too timid for my taste. I've always been into strong women. The ones that can hold their own with me and not be subservient. I like a challenge.
>Tries to defect to three different space Nazi factions
>But at least she speaks English
Who's "Mora?"
Name of the ship
It was kino
Slowly going through extras and deleted scenes now
Also skimmed through the comic book, wanted to see rygel in hyneria
I would lick her leather.
No Chiana and Sikozu make out sessons. 🙁
MY SIDE, YOUR SIDE!!! MY SIDE, YOUR SIDE!!!!
my favorite character in farscape and my favorite matrix agent
Holy shit, I never noticed this.
I just checked, and if it isn't him, its a serious doppelgänger.
>what were you doing?
>he doesn't know.
>know what?
what the frick is wrong with you
>Only stayed in the show so long because the writers and Browder thought he was funny
>GELFLIIIIIING
>GIVE US YOUR ESSENCE
i feel like people who rate this show highly never saw stuff like babylon 5, lexx, star trek.
you had to have been something like 12-13 in the early 00s to even think this is good right? i mean it was competing head to head with at least 5 better shows in the same genre (stargate sg1, x-files, voyager, roswell, sliders).
my only conclusion is that this got popular streaming to idiot zoomers who only saw this from that time period and just don't know any better.
reminds me of that other garbage show firefly. utterly forgettable quipcore cringe.
>Same genre
>Two police procedurals with sci-fi elements
>Better shows
>Ancient Aliens and The Asylum presents: Back to the Future
Sure, Voyager is better in some respects, but Farscape has a distinct charm in its characters and the benefit of not being tied to a longstanding extant franchise.
Also
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY MORE THAN 1 THING YOU ZOOMING ZOOMERS
I've watched Star Trek since the early 80s when I was a small child. I've seen Lexx, as a horny teenager, so a lot of it was lost on me just because. Babylon 5 never drew me in. I watched the first season all the way through and it never grabbed me. Not like Trek or Farscape.
>Sliders
Had completely gone off the rails for the last season, and that was the only overlap with farscape
>Roswell
CW garbage
>Voyager
Schlock that is only good in hindsight
>X-Files
Much like sliders its golden years was already behind it at that point, but it was still worth watching
>Stargate SG1
Unbelievably kino, but farscape aired after it on Fridays so you ended up watching 2 hours of scifi kino instead of one.
>Voyager (at that time the worst Trek)
>Roswell (a show literally made for teenage girls)
>Sliders
>The post-Mulder seasons of X-Files
>Better
I loved Doggett but hated Reyes. Robert Patrick is a hell of an actor.
Doggett was based but he couldn't save those seasons.
And then they killed her very unceremoniously in PW.
i saw the lexx miniseries when it came out. the series series didn't do much for me. Love the absolute shit out of star trek, LOVE babylon 5, sg-1 is trash. but farscape is kinda special, i was never able (or willing) to follow it consecutively.but i was intensely interested in the peacekeeper wars, because I knew enough about the series that the series needed a real ending, and the peacekeeper wars was that ending.
>lexx
emo goth gay being awoken to save the day in every episode ruins the early show and recastings of lexx ruin the later show
Lexx had some baffling episodes. Like, where they'd just find a theater floating in space.
>Lexx eats Denmark
What the frick were they smoking
LEXX has always been the one show I could never get through, or get behind. Of all the shows that all the sci-fi anons applaud as being among the best, I just never got into it. Couldn't even understand the hype behind it.
That said, I've never even tried Red Dwarf or Doctor Who. I might, eventually, but meh.
All the other shows, even if I don't wildly love them, I at least understand the basic appeal. Even woke trek has its moments, and that's really saying something.
Fricking LEXX though. Never saw the appeal.
saw the appeal.
Moar like the sex appeal. HURR HURR
And outside of a few clips or a quick screen cap, what the hell is the point of the rest of the show? It's so slow and wooden and cheap and uninspired. The whole thing just felt like a chore to watch.
watch red dwarf
obviously it's a comedy but they do come up with some really cool sci-fi stories
friendless tryhard post
Best episode
>.. firefly. utterly forgettable quipcore cringe.
All true but it had good foot game and space hookers who weren't really prostitutes but members of an ancient and noble guild who fricked for money.
Die hard Trek Fan, Babylon 5 is GOAT tier, never could get into to Lexx, too British bbc tv tier cheese for me. X-Files is god tier. ....Farscpe, watched a bit but just couldn't get into it. The universe felt too inconsistent to me with no hard rules. Just make things up as you go which is a turn off for me in sci-fi. Also too many quips and too much focus on the lead.
The worldbuilding is definitely a weak point in Farscape. Normally I dislike that, but Farscape is not the kind of show that really needs strong worldbuilding, so it didn't bother me as much as it usually would.
As I write this I just came to the realization that maybe fans watched it as more of a live action saturday morning cartoon. Which makes more sense in my head.
I mean there’s the episode that literally draws so much attention to that.
farscape was building an entire universe, complete with ancient alien civilizations that had advanced so far beyond the Kardashev scale that anything coming up behind them finding their knowledge was an existential threat to them.
Kardashev scale has the same fatal flaw that the Prime Directive in Trek has;
creating General Order Number 1 to limit contact with pre-warp civilizations puts a gold pedestal on warp being the "standard" means of interstellar travel that is both overused and misapplied.
How many methods of faster than light propulsion that aren't warp can you name off the top of your head without google?
Iconian Gateways
Interspatial flecture
Folding space drive
Transwarp conduit
Fluidic space
Subspace corridor
Ion drive
Solar sails
Caretaker array
Traveller
Q
Guardian of Tomorrow
Catapult technology
Etc
It is often the case in sci-fi, that the more technologically advanced a civilization can theoretically be, the less interested they become in further advancements. We're already experiencing this issue with CGI and video games now. There's only so much resolution or quality or pixels or depth or realness you can approximate before furthering the scale leads to weird uncanny valley issues. It's why high end cutscene visuals seem to have stalled; there's only so far you can demonstrate details before it goes too far and ruins it. It's like the number of polygons infographic pasta that compared early Lara Croft Tomb Raider visuals to the latest and greatest HD renders.
Once a civilization reaches out so far, it begins to lose interest and starts to introspect, socially and culturally. A cyclical thing we've seen in real life.
i grew up with red dwarf, doctor who but english tv does filter a lot of people for some reason.
and im starting to see the distinction between the people who love farscape and the people who didn't get through it - could just be a preference of action over harder SF elements.
> for some reason.
The reason being most of it is almost offensively bad.
t. Bong.
I've been watching Star Trek since the mid 80s. I love Farscape.
>voyager
>roswell
Opinions discarded
its niche and more esoteric than all that classic/more mainstream scifi. doesnt make it bad. i enjoy all of those shows you mentioned but also still love farscape. comparing farscape to them is like comparing pokemon to shin megami tensei - yeah sure they are both monster collecting games but entirely different vibes.
To be fair to its detractors, Farscape does sort of start its life as, basically, what would happen if you put every other popular sci fi media of the era in a blender and hit 'puree'. It takes a while for the characters to stop being obvious and direct rip-offs of popular leads from Star Trek, BSG, Star Wars, and Dune.
OK, dammit. Going to the shelf to get the Farscape DVDs. Episode 1, here I come! Re-Watch imminent!
>HEZMANA
200 is in my top five. The fricking puppet segment annihilates me.
Don't make me kick you in the mivoks.
I always found it funny how badly they fricked up the release order for the first half of season one when they originally aired it. Just look at those dates holy shit.
At least the pilot was the first one they aired, right? There are shows that have managed to mess that up.
"I, ET" is such a weird second episode. They somehow forgot about the translator microbes after establishing them one episode prior.
well, they always do that to shows they want to cancel. just look at farscape, if you can find the real air dates.
Anon, that IS Farscape. This whole threat is Farscape. Are you okay?
i am drunk i meant fireflfy
>watching Peacekeepr War
>thinking about how Ben Browder is probably 27 in it
>I, myself, am 37
>look it up, he was 37 when he started the show
Neat, I still got time to get to space.
Kek I liked this show but every character was a sarcastic and narccisitic butthole and every episode was them just being c**ts to each other and another c**t rocks up and they have to work together to get rid of it to go back to being c**ts to each other. And all the aliens were from new Zealand like real life.
>"The Gang Discovers a Wormhole Weapon."
Yeah always sunny in space.
then explain why i absolutely abhor always sunny, but love farscape.
nevermind, its because farscape has an ending where charlie shows all the other characters why they should stop being absolute shits, then marries the waitress.
...
( ._.)
At least it was actually believable when they accepted jobs like the bank heist. Most anti-hero characters get softened over time to the point where you can't buy them doing really serious criminal shit - they're just straightforward heroes but grumpy or snarky. But you could totally buy the Farscape gang shamelessly robbing a bank even after several seasons of character growth.
I love the running gag where they gain a reputation as legendary psychopaths who terrorize the galaxy. And it's not even unfounded. They actually DO all the stuff they're accused of.
>I love the running gag where they gain a reputation as legendary psychopaths who terrorize the galaxy
kek
and they debate whether they should go into the uncharted space because of its danger when it's where they belong at that point
>walks into an enemy stronghold wearing an armed nuke
>ITS BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN
Well, humans ARE superior.
I think they were only shameless about it because it was a bank used only by criminals.
>just being c**ts to each other
That's Australia, innit?
Yeah well it doesn't pretend to be something else it's just space convicts
they did stay c**ty for a while, but ended up behaving a lot more empathetic toward eachother.
What I liked too was they didn’t act like teenagers in adult bodies , ie manchildren. They did seem like actual 30 year olds with a lot of baggage but also self awareness.
and Crichton is actually incredibly patient and forgiving from the beginning. he’s not like one if those self righteous martyr MCs, but genuinely warm and caring.
I was already on the fence about this show. But the episode where pic rel explained that he basically knows nothing about the operations of the ship I checked out.
To be fair to Pilot, Moya's controls are bullshit that vary wildly from episode to episode.
>every one of pilots race is called 'pilot'
Jesus christ O'bannon
To be fair there is an episode where everyone but John agrees to cut off one of his arms to sell to someone
it grows back so what's the big deal?
It was gonna grow back.
Ah yes, who could forget
>This Mengele sounds like a visionary
That was early on when they were just convicts on a hijacked ship. They never would have done that late in the series.
Yeah it grew back but it probably doesn't feel great having your arm slowly cut off.
that is one off the best and hardest to watch episodes
love dna mad scientist. Really one of the absolute best of the whole show. underrated though, hardly anyone mentions it.
because off the twist about him being a dysgenic pussy.
Simcoe was in this kinographic aswell
Yeah, that's him on the left end.
>dad, this bloke's selling his farscape box set
>what's he asking?
>Talyn... starburst.
>DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I HAVE READ THEM TO YOU?
>... No.
>WELL THEN I CAN'T ARREST YOU
But why was he wearing heels?
Crichton's subconscious identifies Crais as the true object of his lustful affections.
One of the few funny moments is when they are back in time defending the temple from the jaguar aliens and chricton randomly calls the young peacekeeper 'opie'
because frick opie
Sparky getting shaky on Halloween candy was funny as frick.
I now believe in dead internet theory and that we are all in little pocket grouping together consuming generated content based on data microsoft, google et all sells on us
>sees people discussing a TV show on Cinemaphile
>THE BOTS ARE TAKING OVER, THE USERBASE IS COMPROMISED
take your fricking meds
This is a confirmation, btw. The dumbest part is your gay masters actually believed hundreds of millions of people wouldn't figure it out.
it's more likely you're a shill for some modern trash sci-fi, seething that people are happily discussing a decades old cult favorite
Your prostitutedom has nothing to do with Farscape.
Get off the internet and go to a psychiatrist.
>no u
If we're all bots why do you keep replying?
You're not a bot, you're a homosexual and bullying you to suicide is god's plan.
Okay, have fun with that, I guess?
bots shit detected
Bot post
Enough people in our group watched it recently to affect sorting is all
Mandela Gaslight
I will NEVER take medicine Never talk to me or my Tulpa again
b-but why? farscape is one off the least "dead internet" franchises ever. it nails so many hard points that algorithms can't that its like you're saying nothing good can ever organically exist
Black person
We've always had a Farscape thread every other week or so.
how boring would it be if moya just starburst away at the end of every episode?
the writers have to create these sort of obstacles so that there can be different resolutions
how many people has crichton killed by the end of the series? probably a few hundred ships with the wormhole weapon at the end? the scarren dreadnought (although that was from the twin and might not count)
>how many people has crichton killed by the end of the series?
Thousands? Millions? He blows up a few planets, it's not really stated how many people were on them. He got a bunch of nuns killed one time. He was prepared to destroy the whole universe with the wormhole weapon, too. He just changed his mind at the last second.
That Nuns thing was really Stark's (and Aeryn's) fault.
Was he the coolest one-off character?
i liked rhys muldoon as the flax "female"
he had a pretty solid career
also funny that ben mendelsohn is in an episode but has on so much prosthetics, nobody can tell
>Raaaawk! Heh heh heh! Awwwok!
>Ochochoch...Araaaaawok!
>You! UP UP UP UP UP! Araakaaaeeee!
If I was Ben, I'd explain this role as they let me act like and idiot animal freak and I just went with it for fun during shooting and got to hang out with the cast for a week.
So, uh, was she just walking around naked all the time?
The alien?
Yes.
The actress?
Clearly not.
I saw someone refer to this show as >An American astronaut caught in the BDSM underground fantasies of Australians.
Sexy insects, plants, and fish in tight leather costumes.
Male and female characters to fit every fetish.
Some characters hit multiple fetishes, like Scorpius.
Alien.
Leather.
Daddy.
Domination.
>What a b***h.
We need one of your arms.
I always do it, just when I posted a image and post this one :facepalm: that'll be catbox aml1jg.jpg
Goodbye you big beautiful blue b***h
Gets me every time.
they were in the uncharted territories. space is just built different out there
Out of all the sci-fi shows Farscape is the most unhinged, schizophrenic and autistic one. The people making it seemed to be too out of it, too drugged up to be sniffing their own farts and try to be all pretentious and preach something at the audience. I never felt like different episodes were written by different people.
When you watch shit like Star Trek there is this fart sniffing pretentiousness to some episodes. New writers come in who seem to be fans of the show so they want to make their favorite character do something really badass or take a stance against racism. Something cool gets established and then a different writer gets their hands on it and writes something different. All these sci-fi shows suffer from the same problems as fricking dogshit like Doctor Who.
Farscape is just a wild ride into the mind of someone who didn't take his meds. To me it feels like a complete work. It's not rebootable, it can't be a franchise with Disney buying rights to it.
Peacekeeper War ended the 'story' of wormhole weapons and the politicking, sure.
But a new story could easily take place with the Crichton family zooming around with Moya doing new shit. Enough OG actors are probably getting hungry. Justification enough for some cameos, maybe some tie-ins or wrap up storylines in a cleaner manner.
Browder would do it, he's frequently said that he wants to, even. Edgley too. Lani Tupu hasn't been in anything since 2019. Aside from the dead ones, the only difficult one to get back would probably be Claudia Black on account of she's actually done other wildly popular shit since.
Still it’s hard at her age to get leading women roles outside of VA. She’d probably take it.
All these years later I'd imagine the kid would be the MC and she'd be the mama-Kent of Smallville sort of role, but yes.
>Stanley
>I am so hungry
>Please
>Stanley
>Stan the Man
>I am starving to death
>Just one planet
>Stanley
>Alright, I'll starve to death for 40,000 years so you guys are safe
What a bro.
I started Farscape yesterday, watched the first four episodes and you guys weren't kidding, it's kino. Zhaan is hot as frick, she reminds me of Mass Effect's Samara.
cool.
>Farkino thread still going
Allsmiles.
Also I'm missing a Jool, an 1812 and a Stark. Someone must have drawn them at some point.