we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents

we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if you poop your pants? whats so happy about that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you the way you are

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure somebody (me) would laugh at that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you made a nearby scat fetishist happy, and now he's gonna go home and beat his meat.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're not gonna worry about that brown smudge we're just gonna make that into a nice, smelly little friend, now, let's give him a little yellow stream to float down

        get out of my thread right now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're not gonna worry about that brown smudge we're just gonna make that into a nice, smelly little friend, now, let's give him a little yellow stream to float down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitting in your pants is neither a mistake nor an accident
      it's done on purpose by not caring enough about yourself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont have to poop anymore, ez

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRINGE

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob Ross is the only man I would describe as wholesome and actually mean it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant believe he used to be a drill instructor. like how?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to find one video/audio clip of him yelling in his drill sergeant voice.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Air Force.
        He didn't care for it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he was a stores clerk?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Rogers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a christcuck.

        No thanks.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suppose you mix all the paint until all you have left is the same shade of poop colored brown. What then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd paint a picture of you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd paint of picture of Kalergi choking on a sticky log

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You become a no good dirty Mud Mixer. TMMD

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now lets add some trees. happy trees. A little more trees

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    COPIUM

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesnt make mistakes. We just have happy coverups. And if you ever talk about them...

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO STOP THIS ANTISEMITISM AND ABORT YOUR CHILDREN. THEY. ARE. MISTAKES.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember watching those Bob Ross Twitch streams back in 2015 with Cinemaphile, it really helped with feeling a little better after my dog died the same week.
    For anyone who was around back then you guys are awesome.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was titanium hwhite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still going on weekends.

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