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beyond pathetic
this. even the 90s cash-in sequels weren't this embarrassing
>toy story 5
What is there to do with the characters??? Why do they have to do this? I wish time stopped at 2010..
They didn't finish making everyone gay yet
The gang befriend a box of cigarettes that someone put googly eyes on as a joke
they haven't done the buzz-and-woody-are-akshually-in-love arc of self discovery yet
They already completely shit on their legacy with 4 so I don't even know what they can even get out of it anymore.
Toy Story has really reached the length where the whole tearjerky sentimentalism of it has kind of gone. They're fricking inanimate junk some kid played with like 30 years ago why should I even care about them to this extent? If even Andy cared about his own fricking toys this much it'd point to some kind of psychological pathology.
The world was supposed to end in 2012 but Satan Mandela effected things to continue for some reason
kill it with fire
>not one single new story
I wonder if Lasseter is laughing, imagine this was your baby, just slowly being run into the dirt
These are just the sequels, which the tweet clearly pointed out. I assume there will be some “originals” sprinkled in there.
Let's see the list of upcoming original titles.
There's this
Only one I’ll watch is Frozen IFF they make Ellen gay.
Who the frick is Ellen
Elsa, whatever
Moana was actually decent, and I would watch a sequel unless its completely pozzed.
>Moana was actually decent, and I would watch a sequel unless its completely pozzed.
Same. And I'm a 40-something male.
But I doubt the setting allows for much more movie, unless they go all out with gods and magic and whatever. So I'd rather see them do something with Tangled 2.
Imo Moana and Coco were the last good disney/Pixar films, I wouldn't watch a sequel to either one. You know they'd be pozzed to shit.
>the sequels to [two movies with no white people that exist to connect with and uplift indigenous culture] will be pozzed
It’s honestly hilarious watching the Overton window shift in real time now that I’m getting old
Rightoids are legit moronic and defeated simply by time
There was a time when Zootopia 2 would have intrigued me but with their record the last few years, I'd rather Disney just never touch it again.
Zootopia 1 is horrific gay trash
Cool. Didn't ask.
Didn't care
Zootopia 2: human'd.com
This is so depressing
I’m old enough to remember what it felt like to look forward to the yearly Disney release.
But the gayBlack person troony shit aside, it looks like a studio without an ounce of creativity left.
It’s like the engineers, directors, and writers from the 90s and 2000s are some sort of advanced lost civilization, and all current Disney employees can do is cargo-cult the artifacts they left behind.
>toy story 5
jesus christ let it die
Frozen 3 would only have any value as something action heavy as well
Bring back Gigantic, they had a fricking gold concept and they canceled it for what, to get Frozen 2 out faster I think
macrogays deserve to starve
But I don't want it for fetish reasons
well ok maybe for e-girlcon reasons a bit but i'm not really into giants I just think it's a really good concept for a movie
Remember when Pixar was the last bastion of original and creative cinema?
It's kinda crazy that Dreamworks out-pixared Pixar
It's because all of the talented people at Disney left to go to DreamWorks. Much like when Jeffrey Katzenberg poached them from Disney back in the 90's when he started the studio.
Jews have turned the west into a soviet shithole. Disney has big ties to the CCP thanks to Bob Iger the globohomosexual israelite.
The Soviets actually made kino.
>original films flop
>back to sequels it is
Remember when Disney was so good at making original films that it shunted off sequels to little direct-to-dvd subhouses?
>Toy Story
>Shrek
>Monsters, Inc.
>Ice Age
>Finding Nemo
>The Incredibles
>Madagascar
>Cars
>Happy Feet
>Arthur and the Minimoys
>Kung Fu Panda
>Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
>How to Train Your Dragon
>Despicable Me
>Gnomeo & Juliet
>Rio
>Hotel Transylvania
>Wreck-It Ralph
>The Croods
>Frozen
>The Lego Movie
>Inside Out
>Zootopia
>The Secret Life of Pets
>The Angry Birds Movie
>Trolls
>Moana
>Sing
>The Boss Baby
>Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
CG movies that got theatrical sequels/prequels/spin-offs
Stuff like Antz, A Bug's Life, Shark Tale, Over the Hedge, Meet the Robinsons, Bee Movie, Ratatouille, WALL-E and Rango really stand out nowadays for not being on this list.
I remember when a group of movies like this would be part of the straight-to-vhs collection and for good reason. Modern israelites have no shame and modern slop knows no bounds.
i've wanted a Zootopia 2 for years and I know it'll be shit
I look forward to the inevitable ACAB plotline.
as long as there's nick x judy in it, the sequel will be great.
There was a frozen 2???
I was gonna post this, what the frick
Did zoomers already memoryhole everything that came before the "pandemic"?
Yeah, I saw it in theaters for some reason. It was better than Shrek 3 but worse than Shrek 2.
Soul failed, Luca failed, turning red failed, Light year failed, Elemental barely broke even.
All the OG creative talent left Pixar long ago and now Disney demanding Pixar/Disney animation studios to start making money again hence the so many fricking sequel plans.
>all this dogshit
>meanwhile tangled nowhere to be seen
maybe it's for the better considering current disney
Even as a young adult the visible age gap was weird and wouldn’t fly in Pedo Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo era
When did Pixar fall off?
Zootopia's the only one i want, 'cause i think you can do a lot with that world. Shame it'll be shit though
they're dead
The only thing that would interest me would be an Incredibles sequel set after a timeskip. Maybe Violet is just finishing college, Dash is about to leave high school, and the three kids are the central focus
Elemental 2 when?
Why are people so proud of liking something that was made to appeal to a billion people?
>The Creatively Bankrupt Disney Corporation
well if people went and saw their original stuff then they wouldn't rely on sequels to get asses in seats, now would they?
It's time for Buzz to come out as trans
You have to admit it'd be a great clapback at all the christcucks who hated on the tv series because of just one scene.
>gaysney and pedoxar
moron
I will only watch zootopia 2 if they do the entire abortion comic story arc verbatim.