KINO. >IF is an upcoming American live action/animated fantasy comedy film written, directed, and co-produced by John Krasinski. The film features an ensemble cast led by Ryan Reynolds, Krasinski, Cailey Fleming, Fiona Shaw, Alan Kim, and Liza Colón-Zayas, along with the voices of Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Louis
Mostly schlock/slop. There was a thread yesterday were another anon posted a list including other, potentially more interesting 2024 releases including new movies by Andrew Patterson, D.Cronenberg etc
Holy frick, American culture has ground to a resounding halt. not a single original story, just recycled IPs. what a disgusting late-stage disappointment you yanks turned out to be. Fricking plastic men.
Sonic 3 is the only one of those films I am genuinely excited to see, although my optimism for that film is VERY cautious at best because I know it's not going to be better than the fan-film Project Shadow. But whatever, Sonic 3 is still the only film I want to see next year even though I know israeliteywood will probably frick it up.
All remakes, sequels, or gaming slop.
Western culture will be dead by 2030. This looks like the gayest slop lineup I've ever seen, and I live in Toronto (the gayest city in the gayest country ever).
Anything made after 2012 is gay.
Night Swim: Skip!
Argylle: Maybe (Rockwell is kino and Vaughn can be kinda fun)
M.W.: Skip! Why should i trust Marvel
Dune: No opinion
KFP4: Skip! Let it die already.
Ghostbusters: Skip! Too little too late. Maybe when it comes out on DVD?
GvK: Skip! Seen it before. Generic stuff.
IF: Skip! Generic kids movie.
Furiosa: Maybe watch. It has George Millter directing.
POTA: Probably watch. The series has been so good recently and i like it is starting a new story that is a logical extension of the previous ones.
Ballerina: Skip unless i hear very good things. I don't trust the Underworld director.
Bad Boys: Skip. Unless i see in the trailer Will Smith smacking bad guys over and over.
Inside Out: Skip. The first was overrated, this will be worse.
A Quiet place: Skip.
DM4: Skip. It's tired.
Twister: Skip. WAAAAY too late, and the first movie is very complete as is.
Deadpool: Maybe. It should be fun.
Borderland: Probably skip. Video game adaptions rarely work and Borderlands probably won't connect.
Alien Romulus: Skip.
Kraven: Skip.
Beetlejuice 2: Probably skip.
Transformers: massive skip.
Joker 2: Probably watch. Which Scorsese film will it copy this time.
Venom 3: Probably Skip.: I just don't see the point of it.
Gladiator 2: skip this cash grab. It will never live up.
LOTRs: Skip. it will be worse than the hobbit movies.
Karate kid: Skip.
Sonic: skip.
Mufasa: Skip. Frick Disney.
So a lot of skips for me. I think most people are the same..
Twister was a mediocre film.
How in the hell did a sequel get greenlit almost thirty years later?
Did they stumble upon a tornado movie script and realized they still had the trademarks?
Ngl, that goyslop line up looking zesty
holy shit its fricking over for hollywood
Sonic fans when they play Lil Nas in the final battle instead of Live and Learn
Crush 40 will always be better than whatever garbage will end up in the movie.
We might have to watch only foreign stuff then.
https://www.scaruffi.com/cinema/best23.html
im sleep
What the frick is "If"?
Racist nig-slop, like Them, From, Nope.
>Twisters
Lol
KINO.
>IF is an upcoming American live action/animated fantasy comedy film written, directed, and co-produced by John Krasinski. The film features an ensemble cast led by Ryan Reynolds, Krasinski, Cailey Fleming, Fiona Shaw, Alan Kim, and Liza Colón-Zayas, along with the voices of Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Louis
Imaginary
Friend
Basically a family friendly rip-off of that show Lucky, with some RIPD mixed in.
>it's just reboots, sequels and capeshit
Am I supposed to give a shit?
Darlene has the prettiest face. Her lips inspire the most lustful thoughts in me.
Mostly schlock/slop. There was a thread yesterday were another anon posted a list including other, potentially more interesting 2024 releases including new movies by Andrew Patterson, D.Cronenberg etc
They're remaking karate kid again? For fricks sake
i'm told it will link the original movie and the jackie chan / how can eyes be real movie together
Have you sent your audition video yet?
I'll get what I want out of it and the rest can frick off.
All goyslop
Are we at the precipise of a cultural bubble pop?
sonic is the only movie on this list I'm even vaguely interested in
Cinemaphile should have a sticky that links upcoming nonmainstream and foreign movies each month.
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2023/11/28/mia4bamjbth7k7vzm3nhk04109bska
>Tim Burton’s “Beetlejuice 2”
>Ridley Scott’s “Gladiator 2”
>Shawn Levy’s “Deadpool 3”
>Michael Sarnoski’s “A Quiet Place: Day One”
>Pixar’s “Inside Out 2”
>nonmainstream
nice list
why nitpicking?
look at the whole list and see that 20+ are nonmainstream and foreign which people who are fed up with Western media should look out.
i am going to see twister 2 and beetlejuice 2 and regret both
and i'm going to see inside out 2 with my daughters and potentially struggle not to cry
Frick your daughters after haha
>eschews the *hits pipe* classic and goes for the degenerate incestuous angle instead
daring today, aren't we?
Slopkings, it's our turn...again
why is joker in crepe language?
that's the title
and it's a musical with lady gaga as harley quinn. have fun.
>it's a musical with lady gaga as harley quinn
this isn't actually true...right?
i'm honestly, genuinely sorry you had to find out this way.
OOF
Only interested in pool boy
Movie Facts is going to be lit
Holy frick, American culture has ground to a resounding halt. not a single original story, just recycled IPs. what a disgusting late-stage disappointment you yanks turned out to be. Fricking plastic men.
No one's talking to you esl. Sorry.
Well you are nobody and you're talking to me so I can't argue with that.
>didn't even deny being esl
Relax brown boy
He can't. Imagine the thousands of hours he spent learning pidgin english so he could post on Cinemaphile.
hahahaha
make better movies, fat boys.
I’d rather eat a bullet
Whats the fricking point of a Gladiator sequel? The movie ends with the gladiator fricking dieing!
>New Lotr movie
>animated
>made by new line and not Amazon
How is the kino potential? From where I'm standing it looks pretty good.
Meh, I'll wait for the CME Live Show in October.
>We eatin good
What is the origin of this quote?
Black folkpeak circa 2010s
Sonic 3 is the only one of those films I am genuinely excited to see, although my optimism for that film is VERY cautious at best because I know it's not going to be better than the fan-film Project Shadow. But whatever, Sonic 3 is still the only film I want to see next year even though I know israeliteywood will probably frick it up.
Outside of Furiosa and Joker, it's complete garbage
Judging by the trailer of Furiosa, it's shit as well.
I was hyped for Furiosa too until the trailer dropped, my expectations have been massively lowered since then
23 of 30 are sequels, prequels, reboots, shared universe. How is this good eating?
>reboots
>sequels
>spin-offs
>capeshit
I wish I could turn back time and kill whoever had first the idea of moving pictures.
For us its all the Sarah Gadon kinos coming in 2024
>Seagrass (Early 2024)
>You Gotta Believe (Summer 2024)
>Ivy (release TBA)
>Coup (release TBA)
>Cry From The Sea (release TBA)
>Lullabies For Little Criminals (Pre-production)
FRICK YOU ITS FOREVER
>Quiet Place Day 1
Please
>Posting a poorly shopped logo with a date
Absolutely frickin grim.
only want to see
> Dunc pt 2
> Alien Romulus
> Nosferatu
maybe Twisters, and maybe A Quiet Place Day One
>borderlands movie
i'm looking forward to hearing about that train wreck
All remakes, sequels, or gaming slop.
Western culture will be dead by 2030. This looks like the gayest slop lineup I've ever seen, and I live in Toronto (the gayest city in the gayest country ever).
Anything made after 2012 is gay.
>KFP 4
>Ghostbusters
>Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
>Joker 2
Only movies on here I'd even consider seeing
why would you bother with PotA when it's very clearly going to be another heel-dragging waste of time like the last one?
>nu-ghostbusters
gay
it’s OVER
Be gone shill! But since you mentioned them all..
Night Swim: Skip!
Argylle: Maybe (Rockwell is kino and Vaughn can be kinda fun)
M.W.: Skip! Why should i trust Marvel
Dune: No opinion
KFP4: Skip! Let it die already.
Ghostbusters: Skip! Too little too late. Maybe when it comes out on DVD?
GvK: Skip! Seen it before. Generic stuff.
IF: Skip! Generic kids movie.
Furiosa: Maybe watch. It has George Millter directing.
POTA: Probably watch. The series has been so good recently and i like it is starting a new story that is a logical extension of the previous ones.
Ballerina: Skip unless i hear very good things. I don't trust the Underworld director.
Bad Boys: Skip. Unless i see in the trailer Will Smith smacking bad guys over and over.
Inside Out: Skip. The first was overrated, this will be worse.
A Quiet place: Skip.
DM4: Skip. It's tired.
Twister: Skip. WAAAAY too late, and the first movie is very complete as is.
Deadpool: Maybe. It should be fun.
Borderland: Probably skip. Video game adaptions rarely work and Borderlands probably won't connect.
Alien Romulus: Skip.
Kraven: Skip.
Beetlejuice 2: Probably skip.
Transformers: massive skip.
Joker 2: Probably watch. Which Scorsese film will it copy this time.
Venom 3: Probably Skip.: I just don't see the point of it.
Gladiator 2: skip this cash grab. It will never live up.
LOTRs: Skip. it will be worse than the hobbit movies.
Karate kid: Skip.
Sonic: skip.
Mufasa: Skip. Frick Disney.
So a lot of skips for me. I think most people are the same..
endless trash
what's the point of war of rohirrim?
>known success beloved established IP
that's really all they need, butts will be in the seats based on the name alone
Twister was a mediocre film.
How in the hell did a sequel get greenlit almost thirty years later?
Did they stumble upon a tornado movie script and realized they still had the trademarks?
>part two
>4
>"the new..."
>"mad max saga"
>"john wick spin-off"
>IV
>2
>4
>2
>"ONE"
>3
>2
>3
jesus christ, there is no hope left