WE FAILED WITH HIM

>DOMESTIC (37%)
$99,253,469

>INTERNATIONAL (63%)
$169,018,867

>WORLDWIDE
$268,272,336

With Barbie and Oppenheimer, it's going to lose the best screens, officially a bomb.
Why didn't you move your fat ass to the local kinoplex to watch MI?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you move your fat ass to the local kinoplex to watch MI?
    Just to spite uppity cruise gays like yourself. I'm watching sound of freedom and Oppenheimer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sound of freedom
      Cmon, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sloppenheimer
      yikes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Barbue for me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did
    The movie was just bad
    It's pretty obvious they didn't know what they were doing, unlike the Barbie movie which is actually good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feminist slop
      >good

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't even like movies anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been to a movie in years. I think 2014 was the last time I went to a movie in a movie theater. Not being a film snob but everything just looked shit and if I really wanted to see something I would wait and watch it in my own place where I didn't have to deal with basketball-americans fighting and yelling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately, it was bad

      starting to feel this way

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I’ve never been into the MI series and having too many sequels always sucks.

    Couldn’t even be fricked to go see John Wick 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive havent seen any of the other ones, and i went to see this newest one and it was good, rule of cool type of movie just a bit more serious than the latest guardians, really good plot imo

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mission Impossible: Fatigue

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUI -ACK

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie and Oppenheimer are just viral movies. At the end of day when dust settles Mission Impossible will be making more money than these slops

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy mother of cope
      Face it dumbass, Cruise has been bruised

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit how is this movie still making money. It can be so good

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the Cruisegays are jerking off to the movie within the comfort of their own home. I guess you’re one of the adventurous Cruise public masturbators

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least Bond had the decency to die for his country. instead of going "rogue" in every movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows CIA are bad guys though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NSA are the bad guys apparently
        >cop MC = FBI bad
        >fbi MC = CIA bad
        >cia MC = NSA bad

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you move your fat ass to the local kinoplex to watch MI?
    i dont watch movies

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They net like 30% of the box office from Japan. I'm struggling to cope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >JAPAN WILL SEND THIS TO A BILLY
      Holy giga cope. And it’s happening in just two weeks too, right

      >Struggling this hard with simple math

      Reddit is to the left you low iq homosexuals HAHAHHAHA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”it’s got legs because I said so”
        >math
        Coping brain donor detected

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe

          It's over, cruisebro.

          >It's over, cruisebro.
          It's never over

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How much of a giganitc homosexual does one have to be to have a pic named "Punished Tom", presumably in a Tom Cruise reaction pics folder

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude theaters take 50% of the ticket, even more overseas

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              not here, they just tear a bit of the ticket and give it back

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's over, cruisebro.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >JAPAN WILL SEND THIS TO A BILLY
    Holy giga cope. And it’s happening in just two weeks too, right

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPENING DATA:

    Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
    $54,688,347

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
    $60,368,101

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've been out to get Cruise for a while now. Cruise has been photographed with a ticket both to 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer'. He supports the movie industry. You don't see Nolan or that fridge talking about MI

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't see Nolan or that fridge talking about MI
      That fridge also bought tickets to MI and posted about it. Only Nolan ignored the whole meme thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Now provide proof.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i loathe women so much

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ya and now everyone understands why Cinemaphileners hate an objectively good movie that has just recently released

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't. I went to watch it with my 5 other friends

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer is probably the best film of the year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *American film

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Mission Impossible is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a three-hour pro-israeli goyslop. nolan is one of the worst mainstream directors ever

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it and was hugely disappointed.

    Even heard they filmed scenes such as the motorbike jump, with no idea how they would fit them into the movie. That they based the storyline around a couple of stunts.
    That's fricking last filmmaking and doesn't deserve our money
    Still outpacing indiana Jones at least

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went with a bunch of friends to go see 'Dunkirk'. Because we missed out on 'Interstellar' and wanted to see what the hype was about. I don't think there was a single one who didn't leave disappointed. It was mostly silence. They fell for the Heath Ledger and Interstellar meme. Both of which were shit btw

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I’m waiting to preorder it on Vudu. The nearest theater is 45 mins away. Frick that.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le bad ai takes over. Litteraly a terminator prequel kek, girls were not even hot. My girlfriend liked it, which is not a good sign at all

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax Ranjeet, no one is taking away your privilege of rendering sovless AI slop.
      RELAX

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't hot? Okay time to hit you with the old faithful: you a gay ass homie.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am gonna watch next week. Can't go to every film at once. Saw Oppenheimer yesterday.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped being a #cruisemissile when he sperg'd out and started abusing set wagies over the china flu memes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still assmad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      He was trying to save jobs dumbass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not my problem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the virgin tom cruise set-wagie scolding vs the Chad Alec Baldwin Set-Wagie Murder

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a frick. It's a great movie.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't bruise the Cru-ACK

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    well since the rest of july, august and september are DEAD i reckon all the current cinema movies are going to make bank. sound of freedom might reach 200 mil. in usa alone kek. the legs meme is real. m:i sucks but it's going to be fine tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are DEAD i reckon
      I see what you did there

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, and in Imax, and I encouraged my family to go see it too, don't look at me

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it even failing? Last three were big successes and Top Gun was the biggest movie last year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatigue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of what? Movies?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to see it, I just didn't have time last week and I got dragged to see Barbie tonight. I'll probably see Oppenheimer tomorrow, but I'm definitely going to see this in theaters

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    itll make more overall compared to barbie and oppenheimer due to the rumored patriarchy message turning mfs off and that a 3 hour biography flick might be too boring for normies
    MI is a fantastic summer blockbuster film
    fearless, cool and charming leading man with lots of pretty ladies in the supporting cast

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI's always been a slow burner with box office, give it another 2 months -- it's hitting the historical performance metrics expectations.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie cannot get anymore based. cope Cruisetroons

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that this is part 1 made me drop it. By the time they release part 2 I will probably forget what was going on. Mission Impossible movies work because they are one off standalone spy action stories.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke go broke

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have faith in Xenu. His Prophet will earn it back with part 2.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did with my dad.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I so rarely see people talk about how bad of a movie Dead Reckoning is? That maybe had an impact?

    >here's a cool AI villain
    >nevermind we don't know how to handle the villain we just made, here's a beaner antagonist instead
    >also he fights women in extended fist/knife fights

    Awful. The only decent part of the movie was the 5 minute action scene with the falling train, and that felt just like a mid-point action scene, because it doesn't impact the plot or do anything. You can remove the climatic action scene, skip to them just being at the last car of the train, and nothing in the movie changes
    Also lots of build up to a basejumping stunt. First of all, who cares. I'm sure it was spooky for Cruise IRL but it was a lot of build up to a scene I'd already scene in marketing and that ends with a marvel quip where he saves the woman by smashing through, just resulting in removing all stakes because this a comedy movie for marvel kids now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mission Impossible has always leaned more towards light hearted moments and the last few films also have lots of comedic quips and moments.
      Capeshit broke your mind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was funny and the moment he asks if she's alright is sweet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a lowbrow cattle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is no one talking about how bad it is?
      Cause no one fricking watched it

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good! The masses finally understood that those franchises and old men in movies for young heros are utter trash.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual.

      The movie is 10/10

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise 100% should release dead reckoning in China. It will make billion if he released it in China.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you move your fat ass to the local kinoplex to watch MI?
    Too dangerous. The risk of meeting other people is too high.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flopped harder than Indiana Jones and Little Mermaid. The mission to unbruise the cruise actually was impossible. Kind of surprised actually. When I saw the view counte on the trailers and bts and thought it was odd.

    Hope he still makes the space movie though.

    I blame the cinematography personally (it makes real stunts look like CGI - Point Break remake was the same, it had one of the most impressive stunts ever put on film and the scene was so absurdly over filtered and colour corrected that it looked like ms paint)

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see it opening day, i'm always supporting cruisekino
    Americans are to blame as usual

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