>”We have to find out what the patient was exposed to. Go break into his house without a search warrant or any other legal authority, and search his stuff. Foreman, you volunteer? Your kind know how to break into houses anyway. Alright GO NOW! *takes pills*
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I think the patient was a gullible coward and took the deliberately harmful israeli MRNA poison.
TIME OF DEATH? No refunds.
it's not funny if it's literally a direct quote from the show
>Did you not see that? She just licked her lips. Foreman, go to her house and steal her dog and bring it here and kill it right in front of her. Tell me how she responds.
>Everyone is a stupid christian idiot except me, I am the smartest man to ever live
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Filtered pleb. House is the best show in existence.
Christcucks are stupid though. They follow self contradictory scripture that was written by israelites.
this is what a so called "american" believes
Americans are the only Christians left besides 3rd worldies who agreed to convert for free food.
Trump lost Ivan
It's been three years and nothing has changed except people disliking democrats more than in 2020
>everyone I dislike is russian
You people are unhinged.
>aargh I hate how House is smug and arrogant and also self-destructive and depressed and loses everything and is physically incapable of happiness and ruins every single opportunity he gets
Weak bait, you're a moron.
>smug and arrogant and also self-destructive and depressed and loses everything and is physically incapable of happiness and ruins every single opportunity he gets
Sounds like me. Should I have tried to become a doctor anons? I wanted too but with the rising obesity levels that means I would have had to spend time in a small space with butterbeasts and worse yet possibly see them naked.
The episode where he electrocutes himself so he dies just to be resuscitated and he does this to prove God doesn't exist and there is no after life was the most fedora reddit shit I ever seen in my life
A redditor would never have the security of belief to do such a test, though they might post the idea on reddit and encourage other people to.
house is a hypocrite throughout and ypu should see his lack of conviction in everything he says and does. take abortion, clump of cells, etc. the minute the clump of cells grabs his hand during surgery, hes lost. you know he knows hes full of shit. you know he doesnt believe the nonsense he shits out. its literal cope for his pain and own failings. when confronted with truth, he loses everything. much of what he says is to illicit reactions or justify his own actions to find the answer to the problem. he has no solid beliefs or convictions when shit hits the fan.
The show did a lot of damage to humanity because boomers and gen x loved it and started acting like him in their workplaces. I had a project manager that would run meetings like him and even fake a limp.
lmaoo I faked a limp once because of this show too. Someone on the street asked how it happened and I told him I hurt it playing football. is this autism?
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what a low IQ reading of House, holy shit
They are not the cops. They don't need search warrants
>anon autistically thinks a medical drama show for housewifes is real life accurate
Based moron
The irony
It looks like the party hat is right on his head lol
The whole "we can't just ask the patient what he's taking/what he did because he'll lie 100% of the time" was a real fricking stretch
maybe once or twice that would work with a particularly tricky client but it's dumb that this was an every-episode gag
It fit the themes of the show, though. House is basically Link from Majora's Mask. He has to go around solving people's emotional issues before he can make progress.
>House orders them to do something insane, then immediately turns back to eating/writing/doing whatever else
>They all stand still and look at each other
>House looks back up and says "NOW!"
>They scramble off
I absolutely love these moments too. Really good show. And now I want some popcorn and you are to blame.
They have federal permits to search without warrants, what the frick did you think the M.D. stands for?
That's right, Medical Detective.
>Foreman finds several empty packets of Ozempic in the patients house
patient is a 23 year old male showing signs of mild myocarditis with no obvious cause. ideas?
Obviously lupus
Yes. And?
Remember when House just assumed Foreman knew how to lockpick...and it turned out he did
Ah, the quaint era of flip phones, texting, and no NEST cameras. It was brief, bros.
What if they find my collection of tentacle porn and dragon dildos?
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