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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now you are a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2015 was almost a decade ago
    Christ it feels like it was a couple of years ago. How.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C0v-I.D time warp.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. People always say shit like "well if you get older time passes more quickly that's the only reason why you think that", but I didn't feel that way throughout the 2010s, it seemed to go pretty steadily. I wasn't surprised that 2011 was 5 years ago in 2016 but I am now that 2019 is 5 years ago.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the most moronic post I've ever read, you have to be joking right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why, this is just what it feels like, time seemed to move much faster since covid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for another year until its a decade. Who knows maybe this year will change everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy to think that election tourists have been here since almost 10 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soon theyre going to be calling themselves oldgays.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it doesn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah 2015 was just tw- oh frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you don't do anything with your life other than play video games and stare at a screen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll let you in an a secret. Ten years isn't too long a time. Life is way shorter than you think and it goes by faster as you age. When you're a kid a year from now seems so far away that it isn't even a factor, but there will come a day that waiting a year or two for something isnt even a big deal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 30 and waiting a year for an event isn’t a big deal anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like, your life is much longer than you think. If you have good genetics, eat well, exercise and take care of yourself you will easily live up to 80 if not more. A decade, an inconceivable gulf of time to a kid or a young adult which will see like, two major eras of internet cultures will just become one of those things you can just dedicate to a hobby or a career step without much effort. Entire years can be dedicated to the stupidest shit and be forgotten like seconds as decades wash them away, Culture, zeitgeists, fashions will literally pass next to you are youtube fads. To you, the entire pulsating pastel mess of 80s, the end of cold war, the era of syth music can easily be a thing that came and went between disco and leisure suits and edgy genXers of the 90s. After all even if you experienced all three eras from the death of hippies(it was shit) and the wave cresting in San Francisco to 9/11 its still just three decades(plus tip), not even half of your life. What is normal to you know will be seen as weird in ten years, then retro, then strange and the literal matter of historians in a few decades. After all, when you are going to ever log into usenet again, do phreaking with a rotary phone, watch some crude flash cartoons on early 2000s internet, see the pine green background of a beigebox after installing programs from the cutting edge optical laser disk drive and so on. You may easily live on to an era when your smartphone and gaming BC will look like a victorian steam engine.

        And now get the FRICK off mah lawn.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          tl;dr

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the older you get the faster it goes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the late 2010s were a mostly boring era of reboots and stagnation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the guys are right, its not slowing down but just a small antidote, we just began 2024 and still got 2025 left. Corona shit sped up everything and that year went by like it never even happend.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit games
    >coke instead of root beer
    >pringles instead of doritos
    awful

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >neo-Cinemaphile thinks Fallout 4 was good

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Things are so fricking bad now people are nostalgic about 2015

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. Like 2015 was anything to fricking celebrate. Things are only getting worse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. Like 2015 was anything to fricking celebrate. Things are only getting worse.

      >morons can't wrap their heads around younger generations having nostalgia for their childhood/adolescence

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your childhood was shit. I understand it, I just feel bad for you because 2015 was nothing special.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your childhood
          When did I claim it was my childhood, you dense homosexual?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up, kid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            get ready for school tomorrow homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2015 was an awful fricking year, too. It was when a lot of this idpol shit went into high gear. Trump was part of the response to that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of rural poorgays still like voting for Trump almost 10 years later

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who was finishing high school in 2015, the year ruled. putting aside all of the partying and messing around I did, youtube was at its peak edgiest before the adpocalypse, Cinemaphile still had actual influence, media wasn’t fully woke yet, and things were just generally more fun. in retrospect, 2015 feels like a wild party, with 2016 being the subsequent comedown. everything past that has just been the slow, crushing realization that the fun is over and life is actually just a boring slog.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also graduated from high school around that time and did much partying and drugs which was cool, sure, but video games, movies, youtube, and the internet were complete shit back then too. To have any fondness whatsoever for 99.9% of the media of that time is absolutely absurd to me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have to look at by comparison to today. this isn’t even just me relishing in nostalgia or being overly cynical; literally everything is shit now. everything that’s produced anymore is made solely out of spite against a particular group of people, with the intention of pushing an agenda. there’s no heart in anything anymore. that was the last year before things went fully pozzed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I get that nostalgia is a thing for every generation but honestly, things were already so bad in 2015 that any nostalgia for that time must be purely based on wanting to be a kid again and not actual love for the time itself. I can see Millennials being nostalgic for aspects of 2005, as in the era, and X'ers for 1995, but the 2010s were when public normalcy literally started being outlawed by the system.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Sad. Also crazy that 2015 was almost a decade ago.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing's changed.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally still do all those things in 2024.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2015 is better than today for sure, but that doesn't mean it's good. Come on brah brah.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have to go back
    To Habbo Hotel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      >Hey want some free coins, just give me your password
      >Ok

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i legit remember this day, didn't know what Cinemaphile was though, i was really psised that i couldn't get to the changerooms to get into my speedo.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to play witcher 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry you never got the chance. Its too late now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to go back to Warcraft 3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        something need doing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >always wanted to play witcher 3
      Mogged to oblivion by Baldurs Gate 3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just can't get into BG3. I've tried several times but I can't force myself to care about any of the characters. I kind of digged the drow qt but then she tried to kill me after banging and left and I just felt now what?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are completely different games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah not enough gay romance options in witcher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go play it now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim was much better. Got bored with Witcher after 30 minutes.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Babies born when I started posting on Cinemaphile are allowed to post here starting this year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been here so long I can remember when I moronicly outed myself as being underaged and got a 3 day ban. Where did the time go, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot damn, anon, you've been here forever. That can't be the case for me, I started posting in 2007...
      >It's next year

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy who still hasn't got his life together starterpack.jpg

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kids these days have nostalgia over the shittiest mainline fallout game

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective came out in 2014

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that has changed since then is that Cinemaphile felt like the protagonists of the Internet then and now it doesn't.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I want to go back..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is going to get posted unironically in ten years
      I can see some nostalgia appeal with Barbenheimer, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      grim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not booze and youtube

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dom dom yes yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how hogwarts legacy wasn't nominated for GOTY despite being the best selling game of the year

      lolz

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even keep track of what else came out last year, v became an unusable bot infested dumpsterfire between microdick and snoy spam
        it was a decent game, not great and dome obvious shoehorning but still fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course kek, it's transphobic after all!!!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything from around 2011 onwards just feels like the exact same shit to me

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah except for Fallout 4 that game sucked, and Xbox one? Nobody has an Xbox, PlayStation is so much better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we must go back further. i miss drive posting and source mods.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you definitely have to
    back from where you came for please

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are nostalgic for fallout 4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That get taught me the lesson of preordering. I was so pumped sice new vegas. Fallout 4 was good, but not a $60 preorder good.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is nostalgic over eating goy slop, drinking bottled diabetes, consooming and staring at a screen for hours lmao. Do Americans really? Grim.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you play fallout 4 on console?
    No wonder they had that stupid fricking dialogue wheel with 4 dialogue options, for console homosexuals like u with dpads

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4 was unironically based. It’s gets a bad rep from chuds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're unironically gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you grew up with it doesn't make it based and just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make them a chud. Locate your nearest razor blade and do the world a favour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the story and world building were kinda boring in retrospect but I intend to play again at some point with coomer mods this time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not good but I still have like 200 hours in it.
      Another settlement needs our help.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, even the quality of nostalgia has dropped

    We need a whole big bang to fix this

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which ones do you have actual memories of Cinemaphile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The paper cups and the old carpet at PDX

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      40 year oldgay here. I remember all of them. On the whole Memphis was absolute top-tier living, comfy, people got along, almost all changes were positive and opening up new things. Y2K quadrant was better for tech, and tech peaked there. Society's slide towards shit had already started though, I think instigated by Jon Stewart on Daily Show getting popular and making half of the USA think that the other half were dishonest idiots (how could they think that?) instead of just fellow people who were not idiots but came to different ideas about things honestly. The smarm he had and that everyone that watched him just grew and grew to a point where anyone 'on the other side' must be stupid or evil, and we've been progressing to our current state since. That division also allowed corporate consolidation and turned individuals into consoooomers who started basing their identity on consuming the 'right' things and the 'right' types of media.

      The world is shit and locked down now. It is sad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      y2k was peak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember any of them even though I was alive through all of them.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream and onion Pringles always made me feel like shit as soon as I finished them.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a decade later
    >mgs fallout and witcher still have no new games

    lolz

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4 is fricking garbage real Black folk were still playing modded New Vegas in 2015

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegas is THE reddit game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can call it reddit as much as you want doesn't change that it's the only passable modern Fallout game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't build a PC until 2019, first thing I did on it was play modded New Vegas after wanting to do so for nearly an entire decade.
      I played modded Fallout 4 afterwards. The game really is complete shit but the sex mods are expectedly better. That's all it has going for it.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe its because i closed all of my social media a few years ago but i thought 2015 was full of more wokeshit than now
    some israelite professor going on twitter to say 'kill all white men' would get thousands of retweets and heaps of praise 10 years ago whereas now there'll actually be a semblance of backlash

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ""you can't go back""

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