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>Cruisebros
Just say “my fellow manlets”
assmad chinkshits
cope harder
>Just say 'my fellow m-ACK!
Fpbp. Imagine being mogged in your own thread, consider suicide OP.
Tom Cruise is fricking based. Can't bruise the Cruise!
Wrong. Keep seething and have a nice day, you soulless microdick chinsect. lol
Manletbros...we swimming in box office money.
Also top gun is just a better movie in general with more artistic value than fight at ching chong bay or whatever it's called
And without a single china dollar. You love to see it
Why didn't they make China the villain? Seems like the obvious choice. Instead they included Russian Su-57s, which are literally vaporware.
At least it looks good and cinematic unlike the chingchong j20.
>At least it looks good and cinematic
This. The Su-57 is a gorgeous plane. That Chinese jet isn't intimidating at all.
Looks kino. Su-57s look like a mess.
I mean su57 it's no tomcat but it's still sexy af.
The J20 looks exactly like you'd picture a chink knockoff of a raptor to look.
Absolutely disgusting.
>sexy af
>with those engines
Yeah that just looks like vatnik trash. J-20 looks like a serious jet, regardless of how you feel about China.
If there was a worst taste in jets competition you'd win it.
That pic is the definition of soulless.
no u
>Why didn't they make China the villain?
Russia's just so much more classic as the bad guys. The Chinese are boring. Russia has SOVL.
As we move into a cold war with china, you'll most likely see that unfold. Right now the global hegemonic powers that be don't feel threatened by china's rise to power and they rather reap the benefits of a competent chinese state, though with the Ukraine situation and china's clear support, the lines have been drawn so to say. Also that b***h runs on diesel right?
Already had nukes bro, acquisition wouldn’t make sense
Neither is flying an Iranian F-14, which are just rustbuckets in Tomcat airframes.
It does if you just believe in freedom hard enough.
>Lake ChingChong 1 got cucked at the box office by No Way Home
>Lake Chingchong 2 got cucked at the box office by The Cruise.
Can't wait to see which movie btfo of next year's masturbatory chink fantasy.
They made sequels? Lmao
>China isn't even in the movie
>still lives rent free in your mind
This is how you know they've won.
>he says about asiatic propaganda where Americans are the bad guys
kek, it's almost as if Top Gun is a real movie while Battle at Lake Chingchong ain't
Recruiters used to be less obvious.
>RECRUITERS USED BE LESS OBV-ACK
Still not signing up.
I'm not american chud
>ACK
Still not signing up.
>STILL NOT SIGNING UP TIANANMEN SQUEW NOTHING HAPP-ACK
Still not signing up.
This shit is so funny literally the only thing everyone ever talks about from the bathroom fight in MI is how badass cavill was.
Like I'm sure normies dont even remember it was an asian dude they were fighting.
It's alright anon, Chinkshills are too autistic for banter
All you foreign bugs can eat shit for all we care.
I would sign up if I wasnt so old and rich.
>paracetemol
Bruh, that's literally just pain-killer, e.g. panadol.
If it's pain killer why do I still feel pain in my heart
It's over the counter.
No they weren't, that's why they're so successful. There's no mincing words here, it's bad ass to be a pilot.
https://screenrant.com/top-gun-us-navy-recruiting-applications-increase/
It's really the only viable career path for most poorgays anyway.
>OKAY BAIZUO WE LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR M-ACK
chinkbros...
Wait, how is the international box office for the Chinese movie over 600 million and the domestic around 100k? Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Domestic is the US, International is China. It should be the other way around but for some reason that's just how the site listed the numbers.
>china makes patriotic shlock
>it's soulless garbage
>india makes patriotic shlock
>it's kino
why is this?
The chinese are soulless
the modern chinese are not the real chinese and so therefore could never make soulful historical pieces because of the Party
whereas India is actively seeking to rekindle its past and has no problem seeking fun in good faith
Don't forget flipping the middle finger to China by keeping the Taiwan flag on Maverick's jacket.
Holy based
When they say domestic for Lake Chingchong do they mean the US? Why even bother releasing it here?
Yeah it meant US, I dunno why but I guess it would be in theaters that did foreign releases.
With no chinese market.
People miss when America was kickass and not full of homosexualry.
>People miss when America was kickass
it's so true it hurts
War is bad but planes are rad
>paramount wanted to directly dump this on Paramount+ without any screening
lmao
Scared of unapologetic freedomz being more profitable and popular than muh diverse lesbian garbage
god those wienerpit shots of catapult takeoffs from carriers never get old.
>ywn never experience it
>that pov
pure fricking kino
I will not join ur "religion"
its about to get crushed by Avatar
Why all top 4 movies have white male protagonists
>sequelshit
>franchiseshit
>videogameshit
It's all so tiresome
Frick Top Gun 2, frick every other movie in the top 10, and frick evey studio that's still in business
>Lake ChingChong 1 got cucked at the box office by No Way Home
>Lake Chingchong 2 got cucked at the box office by The Cruise.
>Can't wait to see which movie btfo of next year's masturbatory chink fantasy.
What's the issue here?
You're asshurt that some people are patriots?
>some people
Still not signing up, glowie.
I'm not even american lel just glad my country doesnt have mandatory service anymore so seeing recruiters doesnt trigger me.
>patriots
SO want to die for Israel?
To dispel the 50 cent army:
天安门大屠杀
Based. Think you got them all.
China is weaker than Russia and we've seen how pathetic Russia is.
Come on, fight us. Democracies can't start wars, you'll have to start it. Go on.
lol
lmao
Good thing I'm not American.
What the heck ozzys?
homosexual.
Most Western military forces are secretly fascist, besides American, tbh. Didn't you hear the Kommando Spezialkräfte had a plot to assassinate Merkel?
They've probably realised the masses are fricking stupid and are also not tied-down to some 'divine' document like the bill of rights.
'"The difference, I said carefully, "lies in the field of civic virtue. A soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."'
- Robert A. Heinlein
Even India doesn't care about your forever wars. Sorry muttoids.
Why would I care about what Indians think unless I'm right that shitskins made the meme?
>In Fact
Shitskinned hands made this meme
'After the fall of Kaifeng our conditions worsened and became more serious. I now realized that the main reason our nation has collapsed, time after time throughout our history, was not because of superior power used by our external enemies, but because of disintegration and rot from within'.
- Chiang Kai-shek
lol
lmao
do u know who chiang is? because posting this quote makes you look moronic
>the US rapes the talibans for 20 years
>they go into hiding in caves
>when the US decides to leave and gives control to the afghan republic, the taliban come out of their hiding
yep, in fact
>copium: the post
>no you see, we MEANT to lose... just like in vietnam!
>Just like in Vietnam!
A war the Chinese also lost
>whataboutism
lol
lmao
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BRING UP THAT THE COUNTRIES I SIMP FOR LOST WARS TOO!
Russia lost in Afghanistan and China lost in Vietnam, that's actual fact there you slant eyed asiatic.
What's ironic is that they both lost to the same militaries the US fought against. Russia against the Mujahedeen and China against the Viet Cong.
China won against the Vietnamese. Russia only withdrew from Afghanistan because its an irrelevant shithole and Mutts were beginning to flood it with weaponry and it wasn't worth the trouble fighting for an irrelevant shithole so they left fast, which was a smart decision compared to Mutts dropping 20 years and billions of dollars to their failed project.
>Russia only withdrew from Afghanistan because its an irrelevant shithole
how long did they fight there again?
>China won against the Vietnamese
>Chinese troops then withdrew from Vietnam. As Vietnamese troops remained in Cambodia until 1989, China was unsuccessful in its goal of dissuading Vietnam from involvement in Cambodia.
https://thediplomat.com/2017/02/the-bitter-legacy-of-the-1979-china-vietnam-war/
No they didn't. The goal was to expel Vietnam from Cambodia which failed so they withdrew and fought smaller border clashes for 10 years.
They fought for 10 years against the same people who would the fight the Americans in the 2000s. The collapse of the Soviet military in Afghanistan is often considered Russia's Vietnam for a reason.
>RUSSIA DO THING GOOD
>AMERICA DO SAME THING BAD
>so they left fast
They were there for 10 years you lying homosexual kek
they won for most of those years and then when america started flooding the mujahideen with weapons they decided they would rather leave then waste any more time. smart decision.
doesn't matter. China took massive amounts of territory from Vietnam and Vietnam couldn't reclaim it.
strange why did my trip not post
You were too busy samegayging some other thread like every fricktarded tripc**t to ever live?
>they won for most of those years
No they didn't, they controlled less territory than the Americans did. Plus the Russians supplied the Vietnamese with equipment in their war against America but I guess if they do it that's fine. Such disingenuous homosexualry. Every cope you're saying is true for what you've said about America.
>doesn't matter. China took massive amounts of territory from Vietnam and Vietnam couldn't reclaim it.
No they didn't. They took small villages across the river and then ran away with the Viet Cong showed up.
Here's a picture of China's gains in Vietnam.
gains are gains. Vietnam lost
misleading map. Russia didn't care about controlling the countryside so never made any major efforts to control it. They only wanted to control the cities to support the government.
>gains are gains. Vietnam lost
Holy fricking cope, kek
Vietnam kicked them out you delusional homosexual
>misleading map. Russia didn't care about the country side
So it's not misleading, that was the extent of Russia's control of Afghanistan.
>didn't lose. left because Russians started flooding the Viet Cong with weapons so they made the smart decision to leave quickly before Russian weapons could do any harm, rather than stick in an unwinnable quagmire like Slavs do all the time.
How the frick can one man be so fricking stupid?
>American didn't lose the Afghan government did
KEK
Vietnam kicked no one out.
"There was an adjustment of the land border, resulting in Vietnam giving China part of its land which were lost during the battle, including the Ai Nam Quan Gate which served as the traditional border marker and entry point between Vietnam and China, which caused widespread frustration within Vietnam. "
They ceded territory.
so for 7 of those years Russia was winning before they started realizing America was supplying weapons to mujahideen and began to leave. Sounds like exactly what I was saying.
>looks up quote
>No articles and the first result is a "military history" fandom wiki
I found an actual source: https://web.archive.org/web/20150112210732/http://www.vlink.com/history/?subaction=showfull&id=1236433066&archive=
So not only did you fricking lie and tried to pass off literal fricking fan fiction, but I managed to find a source that confirmed that they withdrew from the territory. Get fricked you disgusting homosexual.
>so for 7 of those years Russia was winning
If they were winning the war wouldn't have lasted seven fricking years. And the stingers were so effective that it prolonged Russia's presence in Afghanistan for three more years, like my source said. Why would a war going well for Russia go on for a fricking decade you moronic fricking slavic monkey?
>you moronic fricking slavic monkey?
I am willing to bet he isn't even russian, he's just some moronic westerner larping on an online forum
Never said I was Russian. Don't have to be a Russian to support what they stand for. Westerners have the most reason to hate the west because we know our governments have turned on us.
what does Russia stand for exactly?
Rejection of globohomosexual and the antiwhite leftism spreading across the entire western world.
>Rejection of globohomosexual and the antiwhite leftism spreading across the entire western world.
80s Russia was a communist, globalist country that was trying export global communism that's why it got involved in Afghanistan in the first place but I guess I can't expect a moron like you to know that.
and the values of modern Russia have changed since. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what Russias values are, the only thing that matters is that I know that the west's values are antithesis to what I know is right.
>and the values of modern Russia have changed since.
Then why were you defending Russia and saying shit like "Russia didn't lose the Afghan government did" you fricking moron. Every thing you just fricking said was the Russia of the 80s, we weren't talking about 2022 Russia, but the Soviet Union during the Afghan war in the 80s. God, Slav Black folk are so fricking stupid.
Because Russia is based
Putin's Russia didn't invade Afghanistan, the Communist Soviet Union did. To prop up a communist regime. And you were making excuses for them and saying they didn't lose.
You can't honestly be this fricking moronic?
They didn't occupy Afghanistan for communism, thats just ideological nonsense like mutts who pretend they fight for freedom. Afghanistan was just a strategically vital territory for them that they wanted to secure before America could make a move for it. If they cared about invading to spread communism they would've invaded a lot more than just Afghanistan
R*ssian animals invaded Afghanistan because they commie Black person they installed there turned the entire populace against communism by acting like a typical communist rat
But you wouldn't know that being a subhuman beast, would you?
>The Soviet Union intervened in support of the Afghan communist government in its conflict with anti-communist Muslim guerrillas during the Afghan War (1978–92) and remained in Afghanistan until mid-February 1989.
https://www.jstor.org/stable/40106851
https://www.britannica.com/event/Soviet-invasion-of-Afghanistan
>Afghanistan was just a strategically vital territory for them
> Russia only withdrew from Afghanistan because its an irrelevant shithole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I have no idea what I actually stand for I'm just a political contrarian
ok
I stand against globohomo, Russia and China are fighting globohomo, so I support Russia and China. simple as
you are so fricking embarrassing holy shit
you're either a troll or an unironic moron
you do realise that the soviet union spread communism to half of Europe, most of asia and most of Africa right? or is that not globohomosexual because it's slavic?
https://inews.co.uk/news/world/russia-afghanistan-why-invade-soviet-union-invasion-1979-timeline-what-happened-1156206
nothing to do with communism. just securing strategically important border territory.
>In April 1978 Afghanistan’s centrist government, headed by Pres. Mohammad Daud Khan, was overthrown by left-wing military officers led by Nur Mohammad Taraki. Power was thereafter shared by two Marxist-Leninist political groups, the People’s (Khalq) Party and the Banner (Parcham) Party—which had earlier emerged from a single organization, the People’s Democratic Party of Afghanistan—and had reunited in an uneasy coalition shortly before the coup. The new government, which had little popular support, forged close ties with the Soviet Union, launched ruthless purges of all domestic opposition, and began extensive land and social reforms that were bitterly resented by the devoutly Muslim and largely anti-communist population. Insurgencies arose against the government among both tribal and urban groups, and all of these—known collectively as the mujahideen (Arabic mujāhidūn, “those who engage in jihad”)—were Islamic in orientation.
https://www.britannica.com/event/Soviet-invasion-of-Afghanistan
Cope harder, homosexual.
moron, my point was that russia spread its abominable version of globohomosexual to half the fricking world yet you're still defending them because muh based russia
holy shit, unironically have a nice day you dumb Black person monkey
>inb4 soviet globohomosexual is actually good
unironically the russkiy mir is far more preferable to western globohomosexual of chopping off boys dicks, chopping off girls breasts, kneeling for blacks, and replacement of whites.
looks awesome
perfect
utopian
the mir is bright
10/10
I wasn't expecting you to actually walk right into the joke lol you're so fricking dumb
Kek, you were absolutely fricking right.
Politics are fricking cancer, I wanted to laugh at asiatics too but it devolved into exactly what I thought it would. Coping homosexualry. Humanity was a mistake.
He's very likely a troll, but considering how fricking moronic real slavs are I wouldn't be surprised if he's completely genuine.
it's always funny reading these replies knowing full well that the majority of russia's supporters are shitskins and latinos
Communism, he's likely a tankie moron hoping the Soviet Union will come back but it never will.
You're a fricking moron if you think Russia OR China has anything to do with Communism in 2022.
The Russia in the 80s, which you're making excuses for and were arguing for the past hour over, was communist. You're such a fricking homosexual it's incredible.
aids
tbh i live in both USA and china for a while and idk why some people say that china it's better, it's not hell on earth or something but idk, work hours were hellish and people were pretty mean, it's not like it's a 10000% improvement compared to USA
>china gained viet land
>mutts gained zero viet land
case closed lmao
>they won for most of those years
American-tier cope, that's literally what the fricking Yanks said about Vietnam. They both lost in the end, how the frick can people so fricking moronic?
>they were winning until they lost
didn't lose. left because Americans started flooding mujahideen with weapons so they made the smart decision to leave quickly before American weapons could do any harm, rather than stick in an unwinnable quagmire like Mutts do all the time.
>we didn't lose we just left and our enemies controlled the country
Russia didn't lose the Afghan government did.
russia lost
they failed to accomplish their war goals and they failed to defeat their enemies
they left and conceded the country
aka they lost, because the people they were fighting against won... which means they lost
it seems cope is universal amongst failed imperialists lmao
you are so fricking moronic holy shit it's unreal
Tripcode gays should be fricking shot
>leave quickly before American weapons could do any harm,
https://www.jstor.org/stable/2657738
American stingers were delivered into Afghanistan by 1986, and before then Russia was already losing. Russia withdrew three years later.
We didn't lose. We made a peace treaty and left the region. The north reinvade 2 years later.
the north?! you gotta be kidding me. the islamic state has a better chance in taking over than those boy frickers
How do I say that in Chinese?
lmao imagine the amount of diapers they had to dispose after 20 long years of shitting themselves
Our moronic president decided to withdraw immediately and frickery happened. Can't wait for him to be voted out
This goes out to all my fellow CRUISEBROS
HIGHWAY TO...
THE DANGERZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
>memesprey
>what is an accident
>what is a tradition
homie you're literally arguing about military accidents
China is the king of accidents
kek
I hope that that was one of those empty ghost town buildings, good lord. imagine that thing falling that hard and being full of people.
It was a luxury condo in Miami
oh shit, that was that? nuts, man. that happened like a half mile away from where my best friend was living at the time.
I know someone from elementary who lost her parents there
>has the audacity to start posting building failures
Chinkoids never learn lmao
it's not the first time War Thunder leaks happen and the other times it was a French guy and some other Yuros.
Fake steel tests = Jet fuel can't melt steel beams = Man of Steel = USA contemplanting about practical application of heat vision beams in military useage
>We didn't lose. We made a peace treaty and left the region. The north reinvade 2 years later.
I'm sorry is factual history hurts your feelings. The Vietcong ceased to exist after Tet and the North vietnamese never won a battle, even when they outnumbered the defenders
holy fricking cope.
One of these countries does not exist anymore. Commies cannot win.
Top Gun 2, Doctor Strange MoM, JW Dom, Fantastic Beasts TSoD, Sonic the second and The Bad Guys are all Christian movies
The Batman, The Battle at Lake Ching-Chong Bing-Bong Ding-Dong II, Uncharted and Too Cool to Kill are atheist movies
You all still don't fricking get it do you. You are throwing the last of your hard earned cash to the fricking israelites no matter what movie you see or product you buy that will be used that to destroy America and the world and your way of life. Dumb fricks.
My friend told me Ben Shapiro liked this movie. I said "is it because it shows a 5 foot 7 man in a masculine role?" Good thing he isn't a Ben Shapiro fan.....
the greatest chad on the planet is 5'7
>Takes off his tripcode to samegay his post
Tripgays deserve the bullet.
If you ever hoped to become world's greatest detective, I am sorrry buy you are #NGMI
>went into inspect element to remove the (you)
It was the broken English that gave it away, a key characteristic of tripgays.
Bssed Tom Cruise being one of the only Hollywood stars left, showing little zoomer homosexuals like Tom Holland how it's done
America is so fricking based.
I will never tire of moronic right wingers simping for russia
it is the gift that keeps on giving
RT has to churn articles like these out for the sake of optics. The fact of the matter is, progressive horseshit and LGBTQIABBQ diversity nonsense is not tolerated in Russia
>words straight from the horse's mouth calling him a misguided moron
>NO THEY'RE BASED they're MY GUYS
and yet Russia doesn't have entire months dedicated to homosexualry and worship of blacks. Hmmmmmm.
https://www.trtworld.com/asia/putin-insulting-prophet-muhammad-is-not-freedom-of-expression-52961
this is turning into a moronic pol thread I just wanted to make a thread where we could make fun of chinkshits why are you all moronic
because Americans laughing at the state of other countries is utterly laughable when we are living in a brown skinned Sodom and Gomorrah
Blame the Russian tripcode homosexual
>The Russian tripgay was an autistic yank along
Many many many many many many many many many such cases
What's the best American patriotism media?
Dangerously based
Don't care. Never buying Hollywood crap
>we love government paid propaganda when our country does it!
Manlet rage
wonder what happened before that