Why do "white" manchildren worship an animal that has outlived its usefulness and is now just a dumb house pet like a rabbit or hamster but waaay more noisy, annoying, stinky and 100 times more expensive?
The only dog owners that are not complete fricking morons usually are farmers with livestock, and there the dogs actually have a functional role to protect the farm animals.
Animals have been domesticated for a specific role. Tell me what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment?
>Why do "white" manchildren worship an animal that has outlived its usefulness and is now just a dumb house pet like a rabbit or hamster but waaay more noisy, annoying, stinky and 100 times more expensive?
The only dog owners that are not complete fricking morons usually are farmers with livestock, and there the dogs actually have a functional role to protect the farm animals.
>Animals have been domesticated for a specific role. Tell me what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment? Im trans btw if that matters.
>what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment?
1. Early warning. Nigs enter the yard or break into the house and the dog sounds the alarm, which buys time to break out the rifle and do counter coon ops.
2. Companionship. Dogs are great stress relievers, and willing to participate in any adventure you offer, be it the park, the woods, beach, whatever. They will celebrate with you when you're happy, and try to comfort you when you're sad.
Those two reasons, alone, completely justify having a dog.
Well yeah, precisely because they look dangerous, so niggs and other gansgter types gravitate towards them, same as dobermans. Amd they are incredibly powerful, so without any training its easy to become a menace.
Unlike shitbulls that just snap like morons regardless of the owner or the training they had
>Such a shame too, probably one of the best dog breeds, one of the most intelligent too, but people think they are le evil cos they look dangerous
Rottweilers are evil, and mentally unbalanced.
I’ve known multiple Rottweilers over the years, and saw every one of those dogs flip out at some point.
Even Israel has a ban on Rottweilers.
Pitt bulls are routinely less dangerous.
Pitbulls and related breeds are most most numerous dogs in the USA.
Representing a higher attack rate would go along with a higher population, if the proportion of dangerous pitbulls were constant.
Rottweilers are way lower down in the population numbers, but still represent a high number of attacks.
Rottweilers are also larger, with larger jaws, and are capable of larger amounts of damage because of this.
>Pitbulls and related breeds are most most numerous dogs in the USA.
Got a source for this? Every one I can find shows the exact opposite of what you're claiming. Rottweilers are in the top ten of most charts while I haven't found a single chart that lists pit bulls anywhere.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Why are they all named Bella?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>DNA DATA >According to Embark, the #1 most common breed found in DNA tested dogs is the American Pit Bull Terrier - twice as common as German Shepherds (7%), the second most common breed, and almost 3x as common as Labrador Retrievers (5.7%), the third most common breed. In fact, DNA results from Embark reveal that the top 5 most common breeds are: >American Pit Bull Terrier: 14.8% >German Shepherd Dog: 7% >Labrador Retriever: 5.7% >Chihuahua: 5.1% >Australian Cattle Dog: 4.6%
This might not be the USA.
The point is that pitbull terriers are really fricking common aa far as dog breeds go.
Rottweilers further down on the list, and still represent the second most common type of dog, as far as fatal attacks go.
Rottweilers are found in most lists of fatal dog attacks, no matter where in the world, with the possible exception of Spain.
Canada seems to have issues with Husky attacks, although most attacks are by groups of husky sled dogs, and a lot also contain huskies mutts mixed with other breeds.
Mastiffs are also high on the list of dog attacks, and Rottweilers are a type of Mastiff.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks
I mean, they kind of do. Pit Bull is number one by far, but then Rottweiler is number 2 by a pretty good margin. Literally double the third breed, and German Shepherd is counting police kills.
Rottweilers have a disproportionate number due to backyard breeders using them for dog fights in LA. Then white people rescuing them or adopting them from people who lied about their background. Haven’t seen any articles of Rottweilers in attacks unlike Black person bulls
I knew a guard dog Rottweiler that would actively let you pet it through the fence. They’re just big and scary looking, but they’re much smarter than shit bulls
Rottweilers are good dogs. My dad's friend had one that was from Germany and it was the smartest dog I've ever known. It was taller than American Rotts and had long hair on his chest. He was an amazing dog.
This dude just hates them for some reason. They're not anything like Black person pittbulls.
The one in the 2nd Fantozzi movie, fellow pastabros know it. It's probably not a dobermann but that's how everyone refers to it.
Actually I just googled it and it seems it could be a "canis panther" dog.
I have a pittie, he is fiendish in strenght but he acts like any other dog, just twice as rough, pulls like a goddman truck, his tail is like a club and it's declaw is like a velociraptor's. "DAD" there is probably a brute who raised the dog to be a violent one. People who buy pitties probably do it for breeding or dog fights and most of the abandoned pitbulls are the ones that surprisingly aren't pitbull enough.
That thing doesn't even look real. Horrible. I guess at least these horrible creatures are so dysfunctional they can't really hurt people like inbred Black person pitbulls.
>dog bred to look intimidating and to be agressive >WHOA WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS DEMONIZE MY PREFERED DOG BREED THAT I TOTALLY AM NOT KEEPING BECAUSE I FEEL INSECURE AND NEED A BIG BAD DOG TO LOOK TOUGH
Reminder that Doberman ears don't naturally point up and their tails aren't naturally short. People butcher their animals, usually done without any sort of painkiller, for no reason other than aesthetics. I don't have an opinion on working dogs.
Reminder that although cropping dogs ears and tails is dumb and unnecessary, a far worse fate is to be bred with short stubby legs and a smashed face that directly impacts the ability to breathe
I've had two dobermann and they're good dogs. They're really affectionate and like to cuddle. They were villainized in 80s action movies. Real villain dogs start and end with Black person pitbulls. Every other breed of dog can be a good family dog.
>bernese/poodle mix
My aunt-in-law is considering flying to the USA just to pick up a puppy like that, there are no breeders around here as far as we know.
mine was expensive, ended up selling an old truck to pay for her. Well worth it, man. Little to no shedding, great personality, and you can defeat the bernese short lifespan with the poodle genes.
'villain' dogs are typically some sort of nondescript mutt that is just large enough to pose a threat as thats easier for writers to do
very rarely is a specific breed depicted as villainous cause there's always a spergy backlash so the ones we all know as the common contenders are depicted as dutybound to their masters (the actual villains) and not inherently bad themselves unless they get rabies or some shit
Both are bad. You should be against all dog mutilation, both surgical and genetic.
Reminder that although cropping dogs ears and tails is dumb and unnecessary, a far worse fate is to be bred with short stubby legs and a smashed face that directly impacts the ability to breathe
they cute though, without all that shit we do to them
Reminder that Doberman ears don't naturally point up and their tails aren't naturally short. People butcher their animals, usually done without any sort of painkiller, for no reason other than aesthetics. I don't have an opinion on working dogs.
I totally agree, sisters. Cutting the ears and tails of dogs is unnecessary and barbaric.
Circumcision on boys should be mandatory tho. That skin shit is disgusting XD
What if I also dislike circumcision? I don't understand how people like you come to be. No one was talking about anything like that before you came along.
Because i've heard israelite and muslim enablers having the same fake outrage about cutting dogs hears, yet they are ok with israeli and muslim sexual mutilations of children, and ok with abortion too.
In some European countries it's allowed for israelites and muslims to sexually mutilate children but cutting dogs' ears is banned.
Are the israelites and muslims in the room with us now?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Them or more probably their golems, yes.
We're talking about dogs here, you autist. I loathe homosexuals like you that try to hijack conversations to your latest political opinion. Congratulations, anon, you have the correct opinions. Now can we get back to the actual discussion?
We're talking about dogs here, you autist. I loathe homosexuals like you that try to hijack conversations to your latest political opinion. Congratulations, anon, you have the correct opinions. Now can we get back to the actual discussion?
I was going to do a group project on dogs and my portion would be proving the hypothesis that pit bulls are the most violent dog breed and it's not even close. Decided against it because I didn't feel like digging for the datasets.
>the amount of weekend mornings I spent hungover af just mindlessly watching 'know your breed' (or whatever it was) and similar channels on my phone/laptop
I should be a legit dog expert atp but I couldn't name more than a few off the top of my head rn that everyone likely knows anyway lol
typically moved on to how its made and/or crazy russian dashcam compilations if I couldn't get back to sleep once the sun began to rise
I have a mini pincher and one time during covid my BLM type neighbor told me to keep him inside because he looked like a Nazi and he was offending her.
why do dogs bark like crazy when seeing me walking/running past their 'territory' garden .. yet will completely ignore me doing the very same thing the next day at around the same time?
I can clearly see its performative and they wouldn't do shit to me if I actually randomly decided to just jump over the wall/gate and I suspect they know this too but I don't get the randomness
do they think they haven't marked the area enough on that particular day and that I might attract more serious threats?
is there a specific non-predatory reason pitbulls [supposedly] attack babies?
are they bred to just attack 'small moving things' in a way other breeds aren't?
>small moving things'
I’m not a dog whisperer but I think it’s that. My sister has a yellow lab and a female purebred pit, whatever breed that is. Both same age both raised in the same environment, but the pit saw her neighbors toy poodle once and just went and almost took an ear off before I could stop her. Anything smaller than them is fair game it seems.
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Pit bulls are crossbreeds between bulldogs and terriers.
Bulldogs were bred for blood sports, while terriers were bred to hunt vermin.
It's obvious, really.
I don't HATE any dogs individually but I certainly feel there are certain breeds that should just be allowed to die out in a semi-organic way
would rather the criminal trash that perpetuate such breeds be killed on the spot ftmp but there are laws against that etc
wish I could save every pitbull but its best to just let them breed out in a way that doesn't involve any kind of euthanasia (which has shown to attract depraved sickos who are just into weird shit like why so many pedos naturally gravitate towards kids' entertainment shows)
>small moving things'
I’m not a dog whisperer but I think it’s that. My sister has a yellow lab and a female purebred pit, whatever breed that is. Both same age both raised in the same environment, but the pit saw her neighbors toy poodle once and just went and almost took an ear off before I could stop her. Anything smaller than them is fair game it seems.
Pit bulls are crossbreeds between bulldogs and terriers.
Bulldogs were bred for blood sports, while terriers were bred to hunt vermin.
It's obvious, really.
ALL dogs have that though
cats too
yet we let them live in our houses with our kids and theres statistically rarely any instances of them killing or attacking kids when there is all sorts of wildlife/vermin/garbage they can easily live off
A lassie bit my dad when he was young, still got a scar and a grudge. Didn't stop him from starting a kennel though, vorstehs and swedish elkhounds. Amazing breeds.
why can’t brown people behave themselves at the sight of a dog
they hate animals and cannot coexist with them
They are animals
Why do "white" manchildren worship an animal that has outlived its usefulness and is now just a dumb house pet like a rabbit or hamster but waaay more noisy, annoying, stinky and 100 times more expensive?
The only dog owners that are not complete fricking morons usually are farmers with livestock, and there the dogs actually have a functional role to protect the farm animals.
Animals have been domesticated for a specific role. Tell me what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment?
>inb4 Black person alarms
>Why do "white" manchildren worship an animal that has outlived its usefulness and is now just a dumb house pet like a rabbit or hamster but waaay more noisy, annoying, stinky and 100 times more expensive?
The only dog owners that are not complete fricking morons usually are farmers with livestock, and there the dogs actually have a functional role to protect the farm animals.
>Animals have been domesticated for a specific role. Tell me what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment? Im trans btw if that matters.
>greentext fail
>troonyposting out of nowhere (rent free btw)
>no attached soiyak/troonyjak pic
Complete fricking fail.
I won.
Erm sweaty why are yov saying transphobic slvrs?
>what role a dumb mutt dog or a pinscher or whatever brachycephalic breed is trendy now has in a urban enviroment?
1. Early warning. Nigs enter the yard or break into the house and the dog sounds the alarm, which buys time to break out the rifle and do counter coon ops.
2. Companionship. Dogs are great stress relievers, and willing to participate in any adventure you offer, be it the park, the woods, beach, whatever. They will celebrate with you when you're happy, and try to comfort you when you're sad.
Those two reasons, alone, completely justify having a dog.
Because they remind them that they're both outdated farming equipment, yet the dog somehow is treated better by society.
Rottweiler
Such a shame too, probably one of the best dog breeds, one of the most intelligent too, but people think they are le evil cos they look dangerous
>but people think they are le evil cos they look dangerous
They get a bad reputation because they are they are the number 2 attack dog for drug dealers and ghetto trash.
Well yeah, precisely because they look dangerous, so niggs and other gansgter types gravitate towards them, same as dobermans. Amd they are incredibly powerful, so without any training its easy to become a menace.
Unlike shitbulls that just snap like morons regardless of the owner or the training they had
>Such a shame too, probably one of the best dog breeds, one of the most intelligent too, but people think they are le evil cos they look dangerous
Rottweilers are evil, and mentally unbalanced.
I’ve known multiple Rottweilers over the years, and saw every one of those dogs flip out at some point.
Even Israel has a ban on Rottweilers.
Pitt bulls are routinely less dangerous.
The statistics do not back this up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks
Pitbulls and related breeds are most most numerous dogs in the USA.
Representing a higher attack rate would go along with a higher population, if the proportion of dangerous pitbulls were constant.
Rottweilers are way lower down in the population numbers, but still represent a high number of attacks.
Rottweilers are also larger, with larger jaws, and are capable of larger amounts of damage because of this.
>Pitbulls and related breeds are most most numerous dogs in the USA.
Got a source for this? Every one I can find shows the exact opposite of what you're claiming. Rottweilers are in the top ten of most charts while I haven't found a single chart that lists pit bulls anywhere.
Why are they all named Bella?
>DNA DATA
>According to Embark, the #1 most common breed found in DNA tested dogs is the American Pit Bull Terrier - twice as common as German Shepherds (7%), the second most common breed, and almost 3x as common as Labrador Retrievers (5.7%), the third most common breed. In fact, DNA results from Embark reveal that the top 5 most common breeds are:
>American Pit Bull Terrier: 14.8%
>German Shepherd Dog: 7%
>Labrador Retriever: 5.7%
>Chihuahua: 5.1%
>Australian Cattle Dog: 4.6%
This might not be the USA.
The point is that pitbull terriers are really fricking common aa far as dog breeds go.
Rottweilers further down on the list, and still represent the second most common type of dog, as far as fatal attacks go.
Rottweilers are found in most lists of fatal dog attacks, no matter where in the world, with the possible exception of Spain.
Canada seems to have issues with Husky attacks, although most attacks are by groups of husky sled dogs, and a lot also contain huskies mutts mixed with other breeds.
Mastiffs are also high on the list of dog attacks, and Rottweilers are a type of Mastiff.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks
I mean, they kind of do. Pit Bull is number one by far, but then Rottweiler is number 2 by a pretty good margin. Literally double the third breed, and German Shepherd is counting police kills.
Rottweilers have a disproportionate number due to backyard breeders using them for dog fights in LA. Then white people rescuing them or adopting them from people who lied about their background. Haven’t seen any articles of Rottweilers in attacks unlike Black person bulls
I knew a guard dog Rottweiler that would actively let you pet it through the fence. They’re just big and scary looking, but they’re much smarter than shit bulls
Rottweilers are good dogs. My dad's friend had one that was from Germany and it was the smartest dog I've ever known. It was taller than American Rotts and had long hair on his chest. He was an amazing dog.
This dude just hates them for some reason. They're not anything like Black person pittbulls.
Name one movie that's not Up
the omen
where eagles dare
That's two movies. I said name one
how about you suck the sweat from my butthole you c**t
Resident Evil
Beverly Hills Cop 2
The one in the 2nd Fantozzi movie, fellow pastabros know it. It's probably not a dobermann but that's how everyone refers to it.
Actually I just googled it and it seems it could be a "canis panther" dog.
Oliver and Company
Moonraker
I think dobermans are much cuter without the ear surgery
Besides, I’ve been seeing Black person bulls being cast more often
>I think dobermans are much cuter without the ear surgery
What's your stance about neonatal corcumcision?
I refuse to get it done to my dobies. I like them with their floppy ears and their tails.
Pit bull the answer is always pit bull.
Pits are cancer.
I have a pittie, he is fiendish in strenght but he acts like any other dog, just twice as rough, pulls like a goddman truck, his tail is like a club and it's declaw is like a velociraptor's. "DAD" there is probably a brute who raised the dog to be a violent one. People who buy pitties probably do it for breeding or dog fights and most of the abandoned pitbulls are the ones that surprisingly aren't pitbull enough.
How many toddlers has he eaten?
>muh heckin good boi
dogs are animals. pits happen to be truly Black personfied, but all dogs can and will freak out and attack
Anon, we're talking about dogs here, not savage beasts.
All right Television & Film board:
What the frick is going on with 'Bully X' dogs or whatever they're called? Not sure if they're common in the US.
idk but we have Black folk and hispanics breeding these abominations.
Look at that abomination top left. Jesus Christ
That thing doesn't even look real. Horrible. I guess at least these horrible creatures are so dysfunctional they can't really hurt people like inbred Black person pitbulls.
>trying to act tough
>by getting the goofiest most moronic looking dog imaginable
just get Rotts you stupid Black folk they are actually good dogs
Those aren't dogs, they're literal goblins.
Mexigoblins breed those monstrosities. They say pets look like their owners.
>he can’t handle the sheer SMASHED and SLAMMED
Pitiful
SMASHED
AND
SLAMMED
Rolling
top left looks like a straight to vhs disney sequel villain
I feel bad for laughing, God's designs deserve better than this.
>dog bred to look intimidating and to be agressive
>WHOA WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS DEMONIZE MY PREFERED DOG BREED THAT I TOTALLY AM NOT KEEPING BECAUSE I FEEL INSECURE AND NEED A BIG BAD DOG TO LOOK TOUGH
Reminder that Doberman ears don't naturally point up and their tails aren't naturally short. People butcher their animals, usually done without any sort of painkiller, for no reason other than aesthetics. I don't have an opinion on working dogs.
Reminder that although cropping dogs ears and tails is dumb and unnecessary, a far worse fate is to be bred with short stubby legs and a smashed face that directly impacts the ability to breathe
Both are bad. You should be against all dog mutilation, both surgical and genetic.
I've had two dobermann and they're good dogs. They're really affectionate and like to cuddle. They were villainized in 80s action movies. Real villain dogs start and end with Black person pitbulls. Every other breed of dog can be a good family dog.
My 30 pound bernese/poodle mix is the best dog in the world. That will be all.
show us a picture mr anon
I swear she's got a human soul behind those eyes. Doesn't bark and only growls when we're playing tug of war. Loves people and other dogs.
Cutie
>bernese/poodle mix
My aunt-in-law is considering flying to the USA just to pick up a puppy like that, there are no breeders around here as far as we know.
mine was expensive, ended up selling an old truck to pay for her. Well worth it, man. Little to no shedding, great personality, and you can defeat the bernese short lifespan with the poodle genes.
Yeah it doesn't surprise me that they're so expensive. If she decides to do it I'm sure she will wait after her current dog dies, he's pretty jealous.
'villain' dogs are typically some sort of nondescript mutt that is just large enough to pose a threat as thats easier for writers to do
very rarely is a specific breed depicted as villainous cause there's always a spergy backlash so the ones we all know as the common contenders are depicted as dutybound to their masters (the actual villains) and not inherently bad themselves unless they get rabies or some shit
Even Capcom knew they were the right kind of 'evil' for zombie dogs.
they cute though, without all that shit we do to them
people that cut off tails and ears dont deserve dogs
I totally agree, sisters. Cutting the ears and tails of dogs is unnecessary and barbaric.
Circumcision on boys should be mandatory tho. That skin shit is disgusting XD
What if I also dislike circumcision? I don't understand how people like you come to be. No one was talking about anything like that before you came along.
Because i've heard israelite and muslim enablers having the same fake outrage about cutting dogs hears, yet they are ok with israeli and muslim sexual mutilations of children, and ok with abortion too.
In some European countries it's allowed for israelites and muslims to sexually mutilate children but cutting dogs' ears is banned.
Are the israelites and muslims in the room with us now?
Them or more probably their golems, yes.
On a board about tv, motherfricker.
We're talking about dogs here, you autist. I loathe homosexuals like you that try to hijack conversations to your latest political opinion. Congratulations, anon, you have the correct opinions. Now can we get back to the actual discussion?
I was going to do a group project on dogs and my portion would be proving the hypothesis that pit bulls are the most violent dog breed and it's not even close. Decided against it because I didn't feel like digging for the datasets.
Okay.
>we need a dog breed for our fantasy movie
Yeah because they're scary and aesthetic. This is not a tired trope
dobies look like total derps without the circumcized ears and tail
Such a cutie-patootie.
>the amount of weekend mornings I spent hungover af just mindlessly watching 'know your breed' (or whatever it was) and similar channels on my phone/laptop
I should be a legit dog expert atp but I couldn't name more than a few off the top of my head rn that everyone likely knows anyway lol
typically moved on to how its made and/or crazy russian dashcam compilations if I couldn't get back to sleep once the sun began to rise
God damn I miss my dog
my dog is getting old 🙁
The Pack (1977)
>we need a good boy!
Dobermans and Rotts are all fairly high in per capita attacks. Chows are vicious fricks too, I don’t know why anyone would get one of them.
I love my miniature poodle
I have a mini pincher and one time during covid my BLM type neighbor told me to keep him inside because he looked like a Nazi and he was offending her.
why do dogs bark like crazy when seeing me walking/running past their 'territory' garden .. yet will completely ignore me doing the very same thing the next day at around the same time?
I can clearly see its performative and they wouldn't do shit to me if I actually randomly decided to just jump over the wall/gate and I suspect they know this too but I don't get the randomness
do they think they haven't marked the area enough on that particular day and that I might attract more serious threats?
The baby's expression always cracks me up.
Even on his infancy he recognizes the danger.
is there a specific non-predatory reason pitbulls [supposedly] attack babies?
are they bred to just attack 'small moving things' in a way other breeds aren't?
>small moving things'
I’m not a dog whisperer but I think it’s that. My sister has a yellow lab and a female purebred pit, whatever breed that is. Both same age both raised in the same environment, but the pit saw her neighbors toy poodle once and just went and almost took an ear off before I could stop her. Anything smaller than them is fair game it seems.
I don't HATE any dogs individually but I certainly feel there are certain breeds that should just be allowed to die out in a semi-organic way
would rather the criminal trash that perpetuate such breeds be killed on the spot ftmp but there are laws against that etc
wish I could save every pitbull but its best to just let them breed out in a way that doesn't involve any kind of euthanasia (which has shown to attract depraved sickos who are just into weird shit like why so many pedos naturally gravitate towards kids' entertainment shows)
Pit bulls are crossbreeds between bulldogs and terriers.
Bulldogs were bred for blood sports, while terriers were bred to hunt vermin.
It's obvious, really.
It's called prey drive. Small moving things, things that squeek, trigger an instinct to chase and attack.
ALL dogs have that though
cats too
yet we let them live in our houses with our kids and theres statistically rarely any instances of them killing or attacking kids when there is all sorts of wildlife/vermin/garbage they can easily live off
I had a doberman named Phoebe and she was moronic and I miss her.
my 500lb labradoodle (by which I mean my 500lb labradoodle-identifying wife-identifying husband) just voted for Biden
on all fours too
Nigbulls are obviously the most villainous breed but what is the least?
A lassie bit my dad when he was young, still got a scar and a grudge. Didn't stop him from starting a kennel though, vorstehs and swedish elkhounds. Amazing breeds.
Playing resident evil as a small boy made me scared of dobbies. The propaganda works.
post your heckin pupperinho
Damn we got saged, dogbros.