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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Columbus. The question is, who do you cast?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already been done with 21 jump street dumb Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so it was given the SNL treatment?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s talking about a movie. Channing tatum and jonah hill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When does a school bully break up a price parade during 21 Jump street? gimme the time stamp because I don't remember the diversity and inclusion being bullied out of existence

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kid with the playstation sweatshirt definitely didn't want to be there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the punishment if I'm a student and say "I'm not watching this shit?" and just read a book instead?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting arrested. Am I kidding? You may be surprised.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember pissing my 5th/6th grade teacher (one teacher for two grades, frickin sucked) off really bad because she made the class watch "An Inconvenient Truth" because I kept pulling out my book to read until she sent me out of the class room. Where I finished reading picrel
            It's a very good book even if it's for a younger audience I suggest you try it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cole deserved everything his father did to him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Canada? Being told that you’re not Canadian, and need to go back to your home country.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The lack of self awareness on that c**t was hilarious.
              Did she get any repercussions for that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'll send you to the principal's office probably for refusing to participate. I did something similar when the class was watching Pocahontas, I thought it was gay and read my volcano book instead. Teacher made me go to the principal and sit there for the rest of the day as punishment because she knew calling my parents to say "we were all watching a movie but your son wanted to read a book instead" isn't a great look. Schools know if a kid isn't interested in this gay shit the parents are probably even less interested so they'll do everything in their power to punish the kid without letting the parents know.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Schools know if a kid isn't interested in this gay shit the parents are probably even less interested so they'll do everything in their power to punish the kid without letting the parents know.
            My mother transferred me to a different school over less shit. She would have flipped her fricking shit over todays nonsense because she hates homosexuals.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry your mom hates you Anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to take that from a fatherless Black person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Publicly shamed as a Nazi and suspended, with police investigating you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that little skinny simp with all the girls holding a little flag drawing
        That's me. I was a simp from day 1.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Young tryrone knew if his dad ever found out he walked in a homosexual parade he would whoop him within an inch of his life

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >young tyrone knew his dad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the exact same but in the first scene of them going to the school Channing Tatum punches some black kid and everyone gets all upset because they think he's a homophobe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is how fascism looks like.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to progs, it actually looks like this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They all look like adults just like in the movies.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's because in the 90s highschoolers weren't perpetual baby faced homosexuals force fed soey on a daily basis.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah its crazy how young highschool males look today

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It unironically makes me believe they are putting shit in school lunches and in the water.
                There's no way that shit is just a coincidence that all these new young "adults" all look 15 and younger. Even the jocks who juice and skip class to lift weights and shit look like little kids.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of how racism was actually at its lowest before late 00's

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like movies made in the 90s/early 00's because there's a big difference in casting blacks. Back then it was a character who happened to be black and was just cool with everyone else, and no one even thought of him being black, just one of the guys.
              Today if you have a black cast member you have to be constantly reminded he's black and he be strong n brave n shiet. Being black is a character development in movies now before the black even mumbles through his first line.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time's up zoomers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          da fug bro.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      That was like 2012, and it was neither diverse nor inclusive. More so than anything that was mocking how 1990s high school stereotypes glorified being a straight up loser.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That webcomic "artist" sucks, and I'm glad she stopped making them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like a sub-rule of rule 34, porn parody drawings, or comics of woke/sjw shit, is ALWAYS better than the original, and not different in this case.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      That was like 2012, and it was neither diverse nor inclusive. More so than anything that was mocking how 1990s high school stereotypes glorified being a straight up loser.

      >21 Jump Street was 11 years ago

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Buzz the most authentic depiction of nihilism ever captured on film?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they could do it with back to the future if they made another but it would be dog shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just take the idea from OPs pic and flip it around.
      >Marty McFly is a highschool teacher in 2024, Doc Brown comes back in the DeLorean telling Marty he needs to go back to the 80s stat!
      >annoying onions homosexual overhears and sneaks aboard the DeLorean
      >back to '85
      >Basedgay runs around distraught over people openly calling each other homosexuals and wearing confederate flags/swastikas on jackets and shit, people using the term "gay" and "moronic" as pejoratives
      >gets his ass kicked in by everyone including 80s homosexuals because 2020s homosexuals are too gay even for them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"moronic"
        It blows my mind that redditors were able to make this into an unspeakable slur. Are we pretending morons are smart now? Holy frick.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny thing the only people who get offended by this are autistics

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autistics can do anything unless they need to use their autism as an excuse to not do something then you're just being ableist against the neurodivergent community.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was literally the plot of Predator 4?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean didn't it kind of backfire though? I vividly remember Tropic Thunder being censored for its use of the word 'moron,' which got replaced with 'special.' Meanwhile, the current idiom for these idiots is 'special.'

          Whatever cute word you call an imbecile will eventually become a slur. 'Bad' words are only bad because they describe bad things, that's why they have to change the word for black people every fifteen yea-- woah, I mean POCS, POCS, whew.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did you just call them Black folk? The correct term is colored!
            >Did you just call them COLORED? The correct term is black!
            >Did you just call them BLACK? The correct term is african-american!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Woah sweetie, it's BIPOC now smdh my head.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's funny how redditors always counter the "x couldn't be made today" by pointing to tropic thunder, which was made more than a decade ago before everything went crazy; also when episodes have been taken off streaming for non-racist blackface, most egregiously changs dark elf removal, there's no way it could fly today.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a problem of leftism. They have no real endgoal because their endgoal is a case of "this sounds good" rather than "this makes sense". But to keep it trucking along they have to do what leftism really stands for and that's change, even if it's just change for the sake of change. This is most evident with how blacks are referred to. They've been
          >Blacks
          >Black folk
          >Blacks
          >Back to Black when 'black' was offensive
          >Coloreds
          >Back to blacks when 'coloreds' was offensive
          >African-American (which was acceptable despite making no sense, but took too long to say/type and didn't catch on because it needs to be short and to the point so it became...)
          >Blacks again, but then they remembered that was offensive so it became
          >People of color which was basically a long winded way of saying 'coloreds' which is offensive, but they have no consistency anyway so who cares
          >But that was also too long winded so they changed it to POC
          >Which didn't catch on and then they started to call themselves black again as in Black Lives Matter™
          >Which is offensive, but they haven't remembered that yet
          You get the point.
          Shakespeare even pointed this kind of moronic thinking out 400 years ago
          >What's in a name? That which we call a rose
          >By any other name would smell as sweet
          In other words it doesn't matter what you call blacks they're still going to be black, they're still going to lack a frontal lobe, and they're still going to be violent and chimpout over nothing. What you call them has no bearing on anything. You could unironically call them Kings and Queens, but it doesn't mean they'll suddenly act like people.
          Interestingly this is true for another sect of leftism. When men in dresses cut their balls off and call themselves women, but...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically believes in phrenology
            This place is so stupid

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just wait till you hear Cinemaphile's opinions on chimerism and circumcision

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Will you believe in frenology with me, anon?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should just settle it on black. Colored is too broad and not many jamaicans or haitians would be happy about calling themselves african-american.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jamaicans and Haitians hate American blacks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot BIPOC

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personally I love the term "Basketball-Americans" I think it's both offensive and funny af

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Are we pretending morons are smart now?
          are (You) moronic? what the frick are you babbling about?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ackchually it would make more sense if doc came back to 2024 with the time train because the delorean is in pieces at the end of part 3. and how would the onions homosexual sneak aboard a tiny two seater without getting noticed anyway

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really care, I was never a fan of BTTF anyway, I don't like Michael J Fox. If he was an actor today he'd lumped in with Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets his ass kicked in by everyone including 80s homosexuals because 2020s homosexuals are too gay even for them.
        topfrickingkek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets his ass kicked in by everyone including 80s homosexuals because 2020s homosexuals are too gay even for them.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bullies join with the power he would be woke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he’d be the hero and free everyone from the evil rule of DEI administrators and when all the students thank him at the end of the movie he calls everyone homosexuals

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gud morning saar

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct. he would follow the power, not fight it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      being woke lets you bully with no consequence because you know the correct people to bully

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the PC principal plot in South Park? (I've never watched those episodes)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s essentially the whole joke of the character yeah

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the old-fashioned bully's attempts at bullying lead him to being ganged up on, and then bullied himself by a mass collective of fragile idiots who idolize victimhood, and thus turn the bully into a victim himself, and thus an idol, who they then bring into the fold of the rainbow coalition of brown people and/or 'white' genetic dead ends.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lead him to being ganged up on
      I'm sure a real 80s/90s bully would give the fragile idiots what they've always needed. A good punch in the face.
      Kids today don't know how to fight. Their version of a school fight is who can pull their phone out and start filming the other homosexual first. Take away their ability to try to turn everything into a fricking tik tok they know they're fricked and getting an ass beating they can't turn into views or internet attention.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's the first act. But to the bully's surprise, getting his face plastered all over tik tok isn't doesn't make him a badass, it makes him an evil pariah. The entire town wants him dead now, even though he thought he was just pwning a few weak minorities.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He'd call everyone in town gay nerds and give them all atomic wedgies

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be rad if we were doing the microcast white escapism route. I was thinking the thread was about a movie made in the 2020s though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually everyone just leaves skull and XD emojis ayoooo that troony got fricked up fr fr

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And our hero follows through in the end, giving knuckle sandwiches and titty twisters all around, swirlies for everyone, no one is safe from the based bully, not because he's particularly strong, he's just not a pussy in a world full of pansies and gender identity homosexuals.

            He'd call everyone in town gay nerds and give them all atomic wedgies

            alright, I'm sold.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't understand what the frick the skull emoji is supposed to be

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And our hero follows through in the end, giving knuckle sandwiches and titty twisters all around, swirlies for everyone, no one is safe from the based bully, not because he's particularly strong, he's just not a pussy in a world full of pansies and gender identity homosexuals.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Someone introduces themself as a her/she.
            >The bully doesn't even think of it and instead starts calling them Hershey Bar.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >black kid walks up to bully
              >bully doesn't even let the black introduce himself, immediate just starts calling him hershey bar

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dorky kid from the 90s decides to stand up to the modern day transgender bully and punches xir
    >next scene is a police invasion of the school which is locked down

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's basically Cobra Kai but it doesn't even need the time travel.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would unironically be the funniest shit ever.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would literally just dye his hair pink and pick on anyone that doesn’t kneel for blm, knowing he had the full support of the mob and the authorities. This world is a bullies paradise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      perceptive and accurate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only correct post in the thread

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could see the plot being him leading to an anti-PC movement that is ironically mostly supported by minority kids while the rich white kids side with the school staff and PC culture.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a troony starts explaining its pronouns to the bully
    >quick shot of bully's confused face
    >cut to the troony upside down in a trash bin

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A low level 80's bully would dominate entire educational institutions. Modern autists can't compete

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie ends with school shooting and the bully takes down the incel shooter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun in prison, you're about to learn to be a homosexual all over again

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >film ends with him and a bunch or chuds getting shot and killed by some troony get also gets killed by the police

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does nu Simpsons handle Nelson or Jimbo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's this. I know it's played for laughs, but it still sounds jarring coming from Nelson of all people.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember hearing that there was going to be some kind of gay pride event at our end-of-year event in highschool my junior or maybe senior year. We're in the South, so my friends and weren't having it. I organized a 'straight pride' event to be held simultaneously, made a bunch of black and white 'STRAIGHT PRIDE' shirts we all wore. The principal called me to his office and tried to intimidate me one day, threatened me with off-campus summer school if there was any violence, which wasn't planned anyway. Just felt bizarre because I was one of the nerdy kids. Public display of affection was already banned, I didn't think public display of sexual partners was appropriate, especially for a school that already had god awful test scores.

    They ended up quarantining all the members of the 'straight pride' group to a corner of event, but they cancelled the gay pride thing altogether. Mission accomplished. Focus on your studies, b***hes.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RAIMI

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the over the top snap zooms and quick cuts as the bully is just beating the shit out of a little group of troons
      >one gets punched and somersaults out a window and it's clearly a double
      >it tumbles down so it's head slams against the hood of raimi's 73 Oldsmobile and just explodes into blood.
      >raimi's brother runs out "oh no my car!!" starts wiping up the blood, kicking the body out of the way

      it's just army of darkness only the skeletons are troons and instead of ash in a castle it's a bully in a school.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh honey..
    You don't get it. The Alt Left homosexuals are the bullies. They have the faculty on their side.
    >le bully le wedgies the troony
    >daily mandatory 'diversity' sessions with the local shrink for 1 hour a day, will be escorted around by a security guard at all times, is no longer allowed to socialize with peers, 30 minute check ins with a 'handler'
    Mean while the trannies are the ones doing the bullying on the poor kid who just taught a freak a lesson

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Back to the future 2?
    The main bully even has a dog of peace skateboard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ha, yeah.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets teleported to 2023 school
    >sees all the shit he can bully
    >it overwhelms him
    >he snaps
    >he shoots the school up

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally the first 2 seasons of Cobra Kai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait. So Daniel IS still the protag?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need to watch these again now, that show was dangerously based

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the future schools are overrun with troonyism and degeneracy so experts use time travel to bring a bully from the past to teach kids how to bully again,

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no not time travel. a secret organization kept them all in cryosleep like the prison in Demolition man.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This been posted yet? https://youtu.be/mMxO5B97o3E

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that already exists, it's Cobra Kai, does no one here watches shows or movies

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The 80/90s Bully is out of necessity forced to ally himself with his now grown up 80/90s Nerd.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerd grew up to be a teacher
      >believed the after school special lines about how hard work and effort always pay off
      >he finds he has been ostracised once again because he questioned the revisions on the biology textbook, and tried a well meaning intervention when he saw some students taking illicit pills
      >the bully teaches him how to be mean, finally allowing him to get ahead
      >the nerd teaches the bully how to get round the system to punish those who corrupted it

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump Street 21 made that joke, though.

    >You don't care about the environment? That's f***ed up, man!

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    death to trannies
    death to zoomers
    bury their bodies
    above the coomers

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