>we need a gun for that gang member

>we need a gun for that gang member

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm picturing a chinese guy with long hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too wtf

      I think this was the guy who ate the candy bar in Die Hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Die Hard guy

      https://i.imgur.com/ys9KhGm.jpg

      >we need a gun for that gang member

      > always an Israeli gun
      Hmmmmmmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an israeli gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mac10
        >isreali

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need guns for the good guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we need guns for the guys who ignorantly believe they are the good guys while they're standing guard over opium fields and bachi bazi parties

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an MP5

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glock is the classic. Mac10 is only used for drive by shootings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get your fricking fingers off of the fricking triggers you stupid god damn fricking Black folk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh noes i might hurt someone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go back to /k/ honky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        relax, he died of AIDS more than 25 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /k/gays are so embarrassing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          go back to /k/ honky

          it's not even /k/, it's always the noguns who learned some basic gun trivia and acting like some secret operators who were trained in gorilla warfare, desperate to prove themself at any chance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, it is /k/. Nu/k/ aka the leddit colony of sois that all went out and bought guns over the past few years thinking to prevent drumpf from putting nogs and gays into camps.
            Whatever /k/ was before, it sure as shit isn't the now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol those aren't glocks. You're just as dumb as Easy nig.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yo these really do look like glocks tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I GOT SEVEN MAC-ELEVEN’S

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Superior gun song

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I GOT SEVEN MAC-ELEVEN’S

        I knew I've heard it somewhere before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        EIGHT THIRTY EIGHTS

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an uzi?
      i'm not from south central los fricking angeles
      i didn't come here to kill 20 black ten-year-olds in a fricking drive-by
      i want a normal gun for a normal person

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for the big boss guy to hip fire

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a toy Uzi as a kid that had sound effect AND smoke. Would probably get you killed today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sound effect AND smoke
      So a capgun?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. It had batteries, not caps, and it was rapid-fire sound.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no cap? fr?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a problem solver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >problem solver
      >hi-point
      This things will get you killed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's a hi point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One of the cheapest pistols money can buy or black hands can steal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hi points are cheap but incredibly reliable
        they're cheap because they're blowback guns made from zinc alloy shop sweepings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >problem solver
      >hi-point
      This things will get you killed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is more like it. I'm a Walther guy myself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not sure if baiting but that's a hi point

          [...]

          and walthers are for women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope I'm just moronic, apparently even more so than a drug dealer who's on camera.
            >walthers are for women
            Doubt
            Glock makes all the meme handguns for women. My ppq is way better than every Glock 19 I've ever had my hands on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Two of those in the picture are Rugers. Also, the lc9 is shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >walthers are for women
            Walthers are for nazis that couldn't afford a Luger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My brother has this gun, but in 45 acp. It's hilarious how heavy it is. But I'm just glad he has something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not a revolver

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guess which continent these bad guys come from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      50/50 split on them either being Austrian or Australian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these are the guns that the future army uses or the snow soldier guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's always some "international specialist" guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guess which continent these bad guys come from

        >Look at that fine Austrian engineering
        >The fine polymer finish
        >Oh my god... It even has a translucent magazine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His name is always Hans.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for high-speed Vietnam War operators for gang members to ruin later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you wonder who supplied the gang members hmmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The prop department. Gang members aren't rolling around with expensive submachine guns with suppressors.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your swat team standard issue bro..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all SWAT members are ambidextrous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it tactically useful for the gun to be shaped so weird?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can use it with either hand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So like every gun since WW1?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can just pick up a P90 and use it with either hand. you can switch any gun around but typically they're set up either right or left handed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For concealment and maneuverability.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of. You make the fun shorter with out sacrificing barrel length. Also the way the magazine works you can carry more ammo with out the gun becoming awkward. I don't know anything about the 5.7 round, though. My immediate impressions are that they're just goofy looking pistol rounds and it might make more sense to just have a real rifle in .308 or something and not a strange pistol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meme but it you think of it as a semi auto handgun with a huge mag it makes a lot more sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the weapon randomly has gaffers tape on it
        kinda takes me out of the scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eh service weapons have all sorts of random shit on them. if anything it's too clean.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's gaffers tape though

            what's the tape for?

            film crews use it to tape microphones, hold cables together, etc. it's tape designed to come off clean from electronics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's the tape for?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact there's no magazine in the gun should take you out of it even more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no mag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      p90 newbs lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for the charismatic villains you secretly root for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can u explain why john malkovich character went bananas over the swedish rifle in RED?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is there a youtube video?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hmmmm never watched it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure those rpg projectiles are shaped the way they are for a reason. They direct the entire explosion forward, not backwards. Also, why did he just stand there and watch while she armed and shouldered the fricking thing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's not really that serious movie, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they used them a lot in black ops in the 1960’s-80’s, the Swedish K or the Smith & Wesson M76

        we had a family friend who mentioned how mfs would carry them instead of their M16s on patrol in vietnam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just a damn good gun there's really not much more to explain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like

        they used them a lot in black ops in the 1960’s-80’s, the Swedish K or the Smith & Wesson M76

        we had a family friend who mentioned how mfs would carry them instead of their M16s on patrol in vietnam

        said, Green Berets and SOG guys used them extensively in Vietnam. Its simple and open design makes it very reliable in wet environments. After Vietnam, 7th SFG used them in South America for decades. NYPD harbor units still use them.
        Old timey special operations guys get real nostalgic for them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >open blow back bolt
        >as reliable as AK
        >light weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of charismatic villains, is this stance legit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen it in another film, so I'd guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we need a gun for every single soldier in wehrmacht

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We need to give the protagonist a mommy complex

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gets this gun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some cartel boss. sometime gold plated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A sticc woman, she also gets two of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullet Tooth Tony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dudes with small dick energy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      90lb girl gets to dual wield them while being strong and brave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a secret agent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some cartel boss. sometime gold plated

      A sticc woman, she also gets two of them

      dudes with small dick energy

      90lb girl gets to dual wield them while being strong and brave.

      a secret agent

      deagle is clearly for the middle eastern arms dealer / warlord

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The elite from counter strike

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The big bad who is a brick shithouse that's so big he makes the the deagle look like a doogle. Or the small angry psychotic big bad that it looks comically big in his hands.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino firearm though. Love the aesthetic. Classic, timeless design.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not a TEC-9

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we need a sci fi gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That gun is reserved for the main villain's right hand man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've always associated it with this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YWzTlV8V0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That gun is reserved for the main villain's right hand man.

      I've always associated it with this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YWzTlV8V0

      what the hell is that magazine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        High capacity helical magazine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          does it jam?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A lot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know. I don't own any abominations.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This weapon always starts out as OP in any online fps.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not if you use it the way it's meant to be used.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. I don't own any abominations.

      >helical magazines
      >rounds parallel to the barrel’s axis
      >”Let’s design a gun whose center of gravity changes depending on how many rounds remain in the magazine”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>”Let’s design a gun whose center of gravity changes depending on how many rounds remain in the magazine”
        I mean, that is most guns unless the COG is centered on the mag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>”Let’s design a gun whose center of gravity changes depending on how many rounds remain in the magazine”
        I mean, that is most guns unless the COG is centered on the mag.

        eh, bullets don't weigh that much relative to the gun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unless you are aiming at a fly, you wont notice it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this gun is so fricking kino and just screams 70s

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ACTUALLY it screams homosexual plinker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      favorite gun in 007: Agent Under Fire

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for that big special forces character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      either he's a super buff loud guy wearing camo pants and a wife beater or he's a silent tank who walks really slowly and is much weaker than he should be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that Gronkowski?

      yes, yes it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >called a minigun
      >is actually really big
      why do they do this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is relative to the size of my penis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cos it's the miniature version of the vulcan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gun they're referring to is the big ass machine guns mounted on vehicles. It's a miniversion of that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bald shirtless fat guy intensifies

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this gun for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SWAT teams and Brits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the swat guys the main character beats with ease to show how powerful he is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 80's and early 90's terrorist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ON YOUR FEET, SOLDYAH
      WE
      ARE
      LEAVING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guys who show up and ask "You did this?" to a man sitting on a curb with disheveled hair smoking a cigarette.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally anyone
      if you mean this early model, then SAS or some covert operation squad in the jungle

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for a ww1 soldier

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the TEC-9. It's always the TEC-9.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we see more shotguns in movies? They are insanely practical and have unreal stopping power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They are insanely practical
      How so?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily walk around with one, no one will bat an eye lid. They're incredibly light and unencumbersome. They're long so you can also use them to point out things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Practical for defense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We already see way more shotgun use in movies than makes sense. They're vastly overrepresented. They're only useful for hunting, door breaching, and riot control via beanbags.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mad max
        >Evil Dead
        >They Live
        And that's all I can think of. In the context of all of those movies they exist mainly because they're a very common gun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Terminator movies feature lots of shotguns and plenty of other action movies have a SPAS 12 in them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We already see way more shotgun use in movies than makes sense. They're vastly overrepresented. They're only useful for hunting, door breaching, and riot control via beanbags.

      They're useless against modern body armor unless you have some sci-fi sabot rounds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Taking a slug to your vest is going to knock you on your ass and cause quite a bit of internal damage no matter what tbh. A rifle is still better though by far.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IIIA soft armor
          Sure.
          >III/IV plates
          Lmao no, brusing at worst if even that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets hit with a second slug
            OH N-

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Literally every decent III/IV plate these days is multi-hit, especially vs. slugs, they can't penetrate for shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have I got a movie for you, anon.
      Scanners is certified Shotgun Kino.
      Well maybe just this one scene, but it's a good one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How about Murphy's Death in Robocop? They all used shotguns to annihilate him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Robocop's a great gun movie overall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Traumatizing as a child.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not watched any horror movies or anything set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? They're practically a staple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you talking about? Shotguns have been in a ton of movies, you zoomer c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phantasm. Break action quad shotty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it seems smoking crack makes you post on Cinemaphile
      http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Remington_Model_870_Shotgun
      and that's just one shotgun, albeit probably the most popular

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We need a gun for the third world army chasing the protagonists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But that's the right arm of the free world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, you appear to have posted the gun for good guys with big, hairy balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >We need a gun for the Korean family man BTFO'ing hood rat rioters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we need a gun for a man who fights for your freedom

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for apu posters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jati-Matic? More like JAM-o-matic! OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't worry, he brought his own

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt homosexuals who only fired semi auto shitty american copies of real guns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your obsession is endearing

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a knife for the ex-navy Seal that’s working as a camp counselor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought that was the Wendy's logo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MoM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Might of Menethil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Instantly made me think of the movie The Hunted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haha frick yeah

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ay yo we heard you like guns so we put a gun on your gun etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how much that weighs.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can never tell if based or gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on who’s using it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hand that to a kid at a playground
      >sit back and enjoy the show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kid is actually a little shit
        >turns and uses it on you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Sheriff badge looks like a toy too

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tactical dilator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would someone do that to a VZ58??!?! There isn't even any beaverbarf on it....

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shhhhheeeeiit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don't trust a black man with a gun on set.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need sme guns to fill up our dead Black person storage

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need something for the super genius engineer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they actually put a bayonet on it

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need somethi-

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and it has the capacity of a drum mag, and the gang is comprised of a white guy in a beanie, a latino and a black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too fricking accurate, also they drive a clean ass car from 50 years ago and sit really low in their seats

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many Israeli weapons make it to the hands of dangerous criminals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jews make movies

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated Album tbh
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaroizF9dqlwkSzXcV4RBdQMcK5ItUya8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate McEiht, he almost ruined Menace II Society with his fake tough guy bullshit.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uzi nine milimeda

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you need to hunt the most dangerous game

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the most fun gun to fire casually?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One given to you by a 20yr old prop master with an onlyfans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Smith & Wesson 686 with alternating .38 and .357 rounds between each shot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any rifle that can hit a tannerite filled laundry machine from a safe distance.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Suomi KP/-31.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a gun for a straight up Black person
    >movie takes place in SoCal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be the most iconic gun of the 1980s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, where do you think it comes ~~*from*~~?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Czechoslovakia, ~~*they*~~ stole the design.

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