We need a new Underworld film.

We need a new Underworld film.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a Tomb Raider film with Kate playing a mature Lara.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cut is called
      >armorer instantly steps in and takes away her guns
      b***h could learn a thing or two for this short little clip

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le bog face

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kate Beckinsale or Milla Jovovich. You must choose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kate easily

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      prime kate was unbeatable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Milla, Kate is too weird and is on record for saying she uses an expensive face cream that is made from circumcised baby foreskin saying it keep her looking young. She's said a lot of other weird shit too over the years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kate in click is like the biggest crush i have ever had

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was great. The rest were total shit. Let the series die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of the Lycans wasn't bad
      Except for people who just want to watch Beckinsale in latex.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly people: The Movie

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And she's deaf now.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Selina, you're looking very bogged lately. I thought Vampires didn't age?
    >I-I accidentally fed on someone with botulism.
    Kino.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kate and Len divorced in 2019. So probably no more Underworld movies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean she's free now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. But you'll need to direct an Underworld movie to win her over.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or a movie about a reality-bending remote.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, not free, but available.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    qt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's clearly a photo of Ethan Hawke at 14...

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That ass was meant to be eaten

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ass muncher

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's so different now

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would plap her in lycan form if you just know what I mean 😉

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a Titillating heroine running around in a skin tight spandex suit is the main premise of the movie.
    How is this genre called?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Milla Jovovich cinematic universe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird how i wanted to see her naked growing up and we never did but i have 290 pics, 45 vids
    of her daughter spreading her holes and getting eaten out and fricking dildos etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you lie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kate Beckinsale's daughter is an infamously massive bawd.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you got a latex fetish because of this movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say it's the single source, because I watched NGE at that time too, and there was Darling in the Franxx premiere, and lot of classmates wore the shiny leggings, but... yes, I never had a chance.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatched Underworld recently. It was actually more kino than i remembered.
    Worth owning in bluray tbh.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did that happen??

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them were good—and they had all the tools to be at least enjoyable monster movie schlock. But they’re sinfully bland wastes of time and Bill Nighy.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never play pantimime horse with Kate and shiff her butt for hours
    Why live?

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