We need a remake.

We need a remake.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, we absolutely do not need one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking remakes are ever needed
      Zoomer or woman, either way have a nice day

      No, it's perfect. A remake would remove 80% of what made this movie great

      absolutely not
      it would be watered down garbage and you know it

      no, we do not need woke neverending story. frick off outta here

      Then you get Nothing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        preferable

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinking remakes are ever needed
    Zoomer or woman, either way have a nice day

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least remake Krull. It's time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the boy apprentice is icsh.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's perfect. A remake would remove 80% of what made this movie great

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna need a "Last Starfighter" reboot no homo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kid brother is icsh.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how destructive and short sighted

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely not
    it would be watered down garbage and you know it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film was already watered down garbage that only covered the first half of the book and missed the point entirely. Bastian learns nothing and has zero personal growth, he beats the bullies with a magic dragon instead of gaining confidence and reconnecting with his father.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    True, Fuchur is too white

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    but why make him white?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rest in peace gmork.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm torn between what the frick was his problem and literally me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      His eyes were green and glowed in the original vhs and ld.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes we certainly need a movie about a race-mixed girlboss learning to overcome the racist patriarchy

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought dicaprio had a production team that were going to do it.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, we do not need woke neverending story. frick off outta here

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, please. atreyu is icsh. give bastian an icsh best friend or boyfriend. also atreyu.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *whinnies*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cri everyteim :'(

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?
    >>I always thought that's what they were.
    >>My little friends...
    >>the little man with his racing-snail.
    >>The nighthob...
    >>even the stupid bat!
    >>I couldn't hold onto them...
    >>the Nothing pulled them right out of my hands.
    >>I failed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think any kid that watched it really understood how heavy that scene was.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oracle breasts awaken sexuality
    >atreyu make question it
    >childlike empress answers the question
    What a ride that was.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's gonna play the Empress?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    too inspirational for boys, they'll never greenlight it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just make Bastian a troony and coming to terms with it is the whole point of the movie and he'll ride Falkor in the end in his(her) "true" female form. Falkor will be voiced by a drag queen. Atreyu will be openly gay. Gmork will be a white wolf with blue eyes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, to obvious.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about being obvious, it's about destroying the original.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverending Story"

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No we don’t.
    we need a third movie with bastion passing the book/story on to his young son

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    havent even finished the first one, moron

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids don't read books now though

  24. 6 months ago
    Pob

    Just CGI the fake looking puppets and keep the rest

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