I bekueve bussin is in reference to how zoomers get around on account of being too irresponsible, immature and doped up on antidepressants to operate a motor vehicle.
factually incorrect. I had to do xanax for over a year and don't remember a lot of my drives, only flashes of consciouness and me not even knowing how I got in the car.
its funny because Amazon had these stores without cashiers, and there were like 4000 cameras in them so you could shop and just walk out and it would know what you did. Turns out amazon hired 4000 indians to watch the cameras and do all the cashiering off site in india lol
i just dont understand what you people get out of this
the pic you posted is not funny, its not comprehensible, its like wow, it was able to vaguely approximate a meme that weve already seen done a million times in much funnier ways before, amazing
i just dont understand what you people get out of this
the pic you posted is not funny, its not comprehensible, its like wow, it was able to vaguely approximate a meme that weve already seen done a million times in much funnier ways before, amazing
The pic might be funny if it had comprehensible writing on it, but AI gays are so lazy, talentless and creatively bankrupt that they don't do the bare minimum to edit out gibberish in gimp or even paint (which supports layers now)
kek seethe more luddite, this is the worst a.i. ever will be and every day it improves and is used more and more. every person on earth is gainiong access to tools that enable near limitless creation, and you're mad they didn't edit text in the seinfeld shitpost thread. seethe and cope.
i just dont understand what you people get out of this
the pic you posted is not funny, its not comprehensible, its like wow, it was able to vaguely approximate a meme that weve already seen done a million times in much funnier ways before, amazing
>t. 30+ year old anon whose (You)s from rudimentary photoshop memes have dried up due to AI images
>bursts into Jerry's apartment with a wild look on his face >audience laughs >"Alex Jones was right Jerry! It's a fake disease, this whole thing is a psy-op! >"Calm down Kramer, I think maybe you should . . . uh . . . stop watching so much Infowars." >"But it's the israelites Jerry! They're the ones behind all of this, it's a grand zionist conspiracy!"
>"But Kramer! I'm israeli. Aren't you a israelite too?" >Kramer looks into the camera terrified and confused with his head twitching, bursts out of the apartment in fear
Cell phones make a show like Seinfeld impossible. They can easily resolve so many plots just by calling each other, looking up whatever on google, taking pictures, having instant directions, etc. Plus they have no reason to constantly hang out when they have infinite entertainment right in their hand
>Plus they have no reason to constantly hang out when they have infinite entertainment right in their hand
pathetic moron. you zoomer trash were a mistake
What's it like hanging out with Zoomers? I'm 42 and don't think I spend any significant time with anyone under 37. Millennials tend to just converse when we hang out. Do they just stare at their phones while in groups, talking via text chain? Sounds stupid.
I'm 33 taking my 2nd Masters' degree, so I deal with zoomers daily. They're always on their phones, giant text chains on whatsapp/messenger (i'm in those too, since the put out all of the college info there) with dumb shit, always with their laptops during lectures, but watching cartoons/shows/playing sims 4/other shit instead of writing things down.
I had to interact with chicks from my class who are 21-22 and they were always talking about sex in the city and tiktok. The guys are always talking about the gym in spite of being smaller than I was at 15, yet they do the wonderful guy "we" used to do when we were younger: unexpected nut shot at any time.
All in all, children (zoomers/guys and girls in their 20s) are just as moronic, self-absorbed and ignorant as previous generations, but they have the tools to broadcast it 24/7 whereas we didn't.
Oh, just kids being dumb kids. Closest they had to that kind of shit was MySpace, but that was pretty straightforward. So glad smartphones didn't come out until my late 20s; high school would have been a pit of hell if we had them in the 90s. Also dodged the enforced feminism/racism/gay indoctrination shit. Poor Zoomers.
you and me both. I think back to the dumb shit we used to do as teens or even the first gollege go 'round and I feel so happy that instagram/phones/etc virtually didn't exist (only the occasional photo at a club of everyone having fun and not hours later when everyone was vomiting from drinking too much or using racial slurs/flashing at chicks because it was hilarious)
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I would have most definitely been cancelled several times. That's why I keep off social media: I tend to pop off. The anonymous bowels of Cinemaphile will suffice.
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exactly. Cinemaphile is a blessing for older folks. I remembe+r a few times after a night out, drunk as hell, pissing in public people would look in amusement, so I'd piss at them...Can't do that today, you'd go viral in a second
>The guys are always talking about the gym in spite of being smaller than I was at 15
I find this strange. Pretty much every guy who isn't massively obese talks about "going to the gym X times a week", yet they look just like average dudes.
I just have a pull up bar and do some pushups every day and i'm more defined and can do heavier lifts than most of these people.
What do they do at the gym, if they are actually telling the truth about going 3 times a week? Do they go there to do a few warmup sets with 20 minutes of phone break in between and that's it?
small looking people will humble you some day. IF someone says they are at the gym 3 times a week, at least don't trash them until you go head to head with them. reminder that lots of UFC lightweights look like dweebs
>Elaine finds out that Kramer is keeping up an onlyfans with candid photos of her feet >she freaks out at first, but then takes over it as she sees how much money her feet can make >things take an upturn for the worse as the guy she was going out with finds out about the onlyfans >meanwhile George gets kicked out from a local coffee shop for criticizing the barista's playlist
>kramer gets kicked out of a pro-palestine rally because he bought and drank a coke (from a Palestinian food truck) during it. >kramer tells george how good the food was at that food truck >george goes just to try the food, uses his hand to block the sun as he is trying to read the menu sign and it looks like a roman salute from a certain angle, is photographed by some israelites, has his face plastered on posters around the city (or twitter, idk), nearly gets fired for "antisemitism" >Jerry gets banned from facebook/twitter/youtube/whatever for something really lame, creates a sock puppet account that gets more popular than his real account ever was >elaine dates some guy. guy turns out to be in a polycule
Pretty sure "Seinfeld in 2020+" is just Curb Your Enthusiasm.
>Elaine takes over the Onlyfans account from Kramer >it immediately loses its following >Elaine gets mad and tries to reattract her followers by pretending to stalk herself >gets arrested for harassing herself
>Jerry gets cancelled after a photo of him at a charity benefit in the 90s with Trump coincidentally in the background surfaces on Twitter >Kramer and Newman start a black market electric car charging business with extension cords running down from their apartment windows >Amazon begins eating into J. Peterman's sales, Elaine becomes a porch pirate in retaliation >George gets his identity stolen, ponders why anyone would want it
>The diner is all digital now, Jerry! >What does that mean? >It only takes digital payments! I had to download Venmo to pay for coffee this morning, it took me twenty minutes and the waitress helping to link it to my bank account! It was so emasculating. >Fr fr? >Ong. No cap.
you do know despite what the internet told you average women will speak to and even date you without fricking all your friends?
hope you at least found or find a nice woman
>PBR
I am from milwaukee so I don't get this meme, I've only known it as the beer that is probably cheaper than other domestics or if you are sick of miller. Is it actually cool other places? It's fine but definitely not good
>Jerry: so what's the deal with trans people? >The audience starts to yell >Jerry: they're not a man and they're not a woman, so what are they? >The audience is getting angry
Jerry: I saw a trans yesterday go into the women's washroom and I said woah what is going on here, fella? >The audience is getting angrier >Jerry: so I told security and got that guy kicked out >Jerry gets cancelled
>Kramer starts a Twitch account and gets banned for his fringe views >He signs up for Truth Social and starts to gain a huge following >He gets more popular than Trump >Trump gets annoyed and starts Truthing rants at Kramer and his MAGA followers start threatening him >Trump bans him from Truth >Kramer starts his own social media network Cosmos >It hosts the most hardcore bigots on the web
Elaine get my dick
What's the deal with bussin?
I bekueve bussin is in reference to how zoomers get around on account of being too irresponsible, immature and doped up on antidepressants to operate a motor vehicle.
I like joke.
Antidepressants don't affect your ability to drive.
factually incorrect. I had to do xanax for over a year and don't remember a lot of my drives, only flashes of consciouness and me not even knowing how I got in the car.
Gyat DAYUM mans just put em on clutch
Bro got murdered by words
Wouldn't work, back then terrible people like the Seinfeld characters were an anomaly now they're the most common.
Jews have existed for centuries anon, thousands of years even
people are the same. the difference is society doesnt shame that sort of behavior anymore.
>Seinfield
WOW YOU TOLD A COMPUTER TO MAKE A PICTURE YOU'RE SO TALENTED
AI = actually Indians
its funny because Amazon had these stores without cashiers, and there were like 4000 cameras in them so you could shop and just walk out and it would know what you did. Turns out amazon hired 4000 indians to watch the cameras and do all the cashiering off site in india lol
>Amazon hired Indians to label training data
Wow it's fricking nothing. Anyone who has even a rudimentary understanding of ML already knows that.
someone posted this pic yesterday
>yesterday
not everyone spends every waking moment of their life on here
more fool them
>being this mad
So fricking unfunny
i just dont understand what you people get out of this
the pic you posted is not funny, its not comprehensible, its like wow, it was able to vaguely approximate a meme that weve already seen done a million times in much funnier ways before, amazing
It makes you seethe so it's amusing to us
a reply telling you you're a dumb b***h posting stale memes isn't seething anon.
The pic might be funny if it had comprehensible writing on it, but AI gays are so lazy, talentless and creatively bankrupt that they don't do the bare minimum to edit out gibberish in gimp or even paint (which supports layers now)
kek seethe more luddite, this is the worst a.i. ever will be and every day it improves and is used more and more. every person on earth is gainiong access to tools that enable near limitless creation, and you're mad they didn't edit text in the seinfeld shitpost thread. seethe and cope.
>t. 30+ year old anon whose (You)s from rudimentary photoshop memes have dried up due to AI images
Sorry AI exists. Maybe it will go away if you remain butthurt?
>Chicks wearing docs
that pic is top grade cope
for me its converse, they have the same effect as heels for me
GET YOUR FRICKING BOOTS OFF MY FRICKING COUCH YOU STANK ASS HOE THERE'S DOG SHIT ON THE SIDEWALK
AND TAKE OFF YOUR GROSS SOCKS TOO
>She said I have no RIZZ, Jerry! Can you believe that? No rizz???
>What's rizz?
I'm already bored with this
Oh no, Kramer twitted the n word!
*twat
>bursts into Jerry's apartment with a wild look on his face
>audience laughs
>"Alex Jones was right Jerry! It's a fake disease, this whole thing is a psy-op!
>"Calm down Kramer, I think maybe you should . . . uh . . . stop watching so much Infowars."
>"But it's the israelites Jerry! They're the ones behind all of this, it's a grand zionist conspiracy!"
>"But Kramer! I'm israeli. Aren't you a israelite too?"
>Kramer looks into the camera terrified and confused with his head twitching, bursts out of the apartment in fear
>entire episode is kramer trying to prove that he isn't israeli
>"See Jerry? The early life section on your wikipedia page says it all. Me? I'm not even on wikipedia!"
she looks like i would start hitting her if we were in a relationship
Do you guys hear yourselves? This is the same old crap over and over again. We need to take a chance. Try something different, something fresh!
Cell phones make a show like Seinfeld impossible. They can easily resolve so many plots just by calling each other, looking up whatever on google, taking pictures, having instant directions, etc. Plus they have no reason to constantly hang out when they have infinite entertainment right in their hand
>Plus they have no reason to constantly hang out when they have infinite entertainment right in their hand
pathetic moron. you zoomer trash were a mistake
What's it like hanging out with Zoomers? I'm 42 and don't think I spend any significant time with anyone under 37. Millennials tend to just converse when we hang out. Do they just stare at their phones while in groups, talking via text chain? Sounds stupid.
I'm 33 taking my 2nd Masters' degree, so I deal with zoomers daily. They're always on their phones, giant text chains on whatsapp/messenger (i'm in those too, since the put out all of the college info there) with dumb shit, always with their laptops during lectures, but watching cartoons/shows/playing sims 4/other shit instead of writing things down.
I had to interact with chicks from my class who are 21-22 and they were always talking about sex in the city and tiktok. The guys are always talking about the gym in spite of being smaller than I was at 15, yet they do the wonderful guy "we" used to do when we were younger: unexpected nut shot at any time.
All in all, children (zoomers/guys and girls in their 20s) are just as moronic, self-absorbed and ignorant as previous generations, but they have the tools to broadcast it 24/7 whereas we didn't.
>yet they do the wonderful guy "we"
*wonderful guy game
Oh, just kids being dumb kids. Closest they had to that kind of shit was MySpace, but that was pretty straightforward. So glad smartphones didn't come out until my late 20s; high school would have been a pit of hell if we had them in the 90s. Also dodged the enforced feminism/racism/gay indoctrination shit. Poor Zoomers.
you and me both. I think back to the dumb shit we used to do as teens or even the first gollege go 'round and I feel so happy that instagram/phones/etc virtually didn't exist (only the occasional photo at a club of everyone having fun and not hours later when everyone was vomiting from drinking too much or using racial slurs/flashing at chicks because it was hilarious)
I would have most definitely been cancelled several times. That's why I keep off social media: I tend to pop off. The anonymous bowels of Cinemaphile will suffice.
exactly. Cinemaphile is a blessing for older folks. I remembe+r a few times after a night out, drunk as hell, pissing in public people would look in amusement, so I'd piss at them...Can't do that today, you'd go viral in a second
Have you had sex with any zoomettes?
I have a fiancée and I'm a real man, so cheating isn't on table. That said, they're pretty easy.
>so cheating isn't on table
Terminal gay.
Reasonable take
>The guys are always talking about the gym in spite of being smaller than I was at 15
I find this strange. Pretty much every guy who isn't massively obese talks about "going to the gym X times a week", yet they look just like average dudes.
I just have a pull up bar and do some pushups every day and i'm more defined and can do heavier lifts than most of these people.
What do they do at the gym, if they are actually telling the truth about going 3 times a week? Do they go there to do a few warmup sets with 20 minutes of phone break in between and that's it?
small looking people will humble you some day. IF someone says they are at the gym 3 times a week, at least don't trash them until you go head to head with them. reminder that lots of UFC lightweights look like dweebs
>Elaine finds out that Kramer is keeping up an onlyfans with candid photos of her feet
>she freaks out at first, but then takes over it as she sees how much money her feet can make
>things take an upturn for the worse as the guy she was going out with finds out about the onlyfans
>meanwhile George gets kicked out from a local coffee shop for criticizing the barista's playlist
>kramer gets kicked out of a pro-palestine rally because he bought and drank a coke (from a Palestinian food truck) during it.
>kramer tells george how good the food was at that food truck
>george goes just to try the food, uses his hand to block the sun as he is trying to read the menu sign and it looks like a roman salute from a certain angle, is photographed by some israelites, has his face plastered on posters around the city (or twitter, idk), nearly gets fired for "antisemitism"
>Jerry gets banned from facebook/twitter/youtube/whatever for something really lame, creates a sock puppet account that gets more popular than his real account ever was
>elaine dates some guy. guy turns out to be in a polycule
Pretty sure "Seinfeld in 2020+" is just Curb Your Enthusiasm.
So CYE Palestinian Chicken episode, but with Steinfeld.
>Elaine takes over the Onlyfans account from Kramer
>it immediately loses its following
>Elaine gets mad and tries to reattract her followers by pretending to stalk herself
>gets arrested for harassing herself
God if Elaine looked like that I'd become a gooning coomer.
>it's a giantess Elaine episode
that would just really fricking hurt, like stepping on a lego
Disgusting, Elaine needs a pumice stone and moisturizer.
Vile. 2/10
>Jerry gets cancelled after a photo of him at a charity benefit in the 90s with Trump coincidentally in the background surfaces on Twitter
>Kramer and Newman start a black market electric car charging business with extension cords running down from their apartment windows
>Amazon begins eating into J. Peterman's sales, Elaine becomes a porch pirate in retaliation
>George gets his identity stolen, ponders why anyone would want it
Jerry would've been born in 1989, assuming it's season 1. Kramer in 1984. George in 1994. Elaine in 1996. Jerry's mom was born in 1964.
Jerry and George are the same age
>we need a seinfeld reboot
seriously, thats a great idea. Id love to see it, and it could be good... if they did it right with the right people.
>if they did it right
They wouldn’t.
>with the right people.
They couldn’t.
ai generated filth
>Prompt: "hoe"
>AI: "Say no more"
>ELAINE: that great guy i met euthanized himself, jerry!
> JERRY: just... *hand gesture* snuffed himself out?
> ELANE: he self-snuffed!
he’s a self snuffer Jerry!
>george: dont you mean he WAS a self snuffer, huh
*self satisfied snort*
reboots are fricking cancer why would you want that?
no one cares about your prompt "art" homosexual, keep it in the sad general.
I care.
>and I call it, the I-Toilet
Millennial Elaine is always down for anal.
I would love to see Elaine push out her rose.
>he GAPED me Jerry!
>FR?
>FR!
>no cap....
I still want to know who was the gaper. Newman, puddy, or Edwardo Currochio.
It was the matador.
Crazy Joe Davola
O shit
ALARMING
what is it about zoomer girls-...
daddy issues
>George enters
>”She GAPED me Jerry!”
kramer get ai
jery get pronoun
>The diner is all digital now, Jerry!
>What does that mean?
>It only takes digital payments! I had to download Venmo to pay for coffee this morning, it took me twenty minutes and the waitress helping to link it to my bank account! It was so emasculating.
>Fr fr?
>Ong. No cap.
what is Venmo I've heard that twice in the same week now
is it popular?
am I falling behing again?
It's a payment app, like paypal. It's popular with Zoomers.
It's cashapp for millennials
Do they do that now? No-cash-establishments?
i mean all NFL stadiums are cashless
Ok, but coffeshops and diners and so on?
>dressed like faye valentine unlike the official cowboy bepop tv show
She looks like a hipster zoomer from 2024
My prostitute ex dressed exactly like this
and you didnt realise she was a prostitute till you started dating her despite that massive red flag right in front of you?
Was just happy to have a woman talking to me.
you do know despite what the internet told you average women will speak to and even date you without fricking all your friends?
hope you at least found or find a nice woman
Yeah, right.
George fricking the cleaning lady was sex addict behaviour.
With no israelites, lets be truly subversive.
>PBR
I am from milwaukee so I don't get this meme, I've only known it as the beer that is probably cheaper than other domestics or if you are sick of miller. Is it actually cool other places? It's fine but definitely not good
> the pothole episode
Always makes me chucklenryh
That's 2010s Seinfeld, make Elaine an E-girl for 2020s Seinfeld
Gentleman: millennial Elaine or zoomer Elaine?
>Jerry: so what's the deal with trans people?
>The audience starts to yell
>Jerry: they're not a man and they're not a woman, so what are they?
>The audience is getting angry
Jerry: I saw a trans yesterday go into the women's washroom and I said woah what is going on here, fella?
>The audience is getting angrier
>Jerry: so I told security and got that guy kicked out
>Jerry gets cancelled
Why would you wear so little but also a cardigan and a hat?
cute
you could've just rubbed one out, instead you made this thread
>Kramer starts a Twitch account and gets banned for his fringe views
>He signs up for Truth Social and starts to gain a huge following
>He gets more popular than Trump
>Trump gets annoyed and starts Truthing rants at Kramer and his MAGA followers start threatening him
>Trump bans him from Truth
>Kramer starts his own social media network Cosmos
>It hosts the most hardcore bigots on the web
I miss bing
no we don't, you fricking zoomer