For me, it's the Bouvier Des Flanders, a fancy sounding name for a oversized furry bulldozer. It's a cattle dog. It's a big dog and it used to herd cattle by sneaking up them silently and them barreling them in the right direction. The Belgian police use them now to sneak up on perps and frick them up, I mean gently help with the arrest. As to how a dog the size of small calf is all stealthy is a mystery of nature.
they're definitely not dumb but they're not as smart as the real smart breeds
Compared to a Doberman, yeah.
For me, it's the Bouvier Des Flanders, a fancy sounding name for a oversized furry bulldozer. It's a cattle dog. It's a big dog and it used to herd cattle by sneaking up them silently and them barreling them in the right direction. The Belgian police use them now to sneak up on perps and frick them up, I mean gently help with the arrest. As to how a dog the size of small calf is all stealthy is a mystery of nature.
Rottweilers are literally smarter than dobs, they are in top5 of the smartest dog breeds actually
Aesthetic reasons. Dobermans look more intimidating with their ears cropped, and they were first bred to be intimidating guard dogs. Nowadays if you have one as just a family pet it makes no sense to crop the ears and is just done because people are moronic sheep.
>Breed often owned by lowlifes like bikers and drunks who want to look intimidating >It became illegal to cut their ears >Suddenly these dogs disappeared nearly completely.
People only cared about the breed because that cut made them look intimidating.
Without it it's basically just a normal dog.
>Breed often owned by lowlifes like bikers and drunks
Where the hell do you live lol? Everyone I've ever known that owned them were respectable business people and security companies. They were usually guard dogs for businesses after hours.
Mentally deficient from all the inbreeding.
Also overbred to be hulking beasts that are constantly both out of breath and in pain.
Then the primary owners are degenerate nigs/spics, poor white people, and rich freshly moved out rich white girls.
All groups either have no interest in controlling the dogs or lack the physical strength to do so.
Non-pibbie mutts, retrievers, and aussie sheps are the true kino. cavs if we have to have little dog.
I had a dobie named Vegas. Very loyal dog but kicked me right in the ribs one time when I attempted to cuddle with her and I couldn't breathe for a good 10 seconds.
Does my dog have what it takes to be cast as an evil dog??
gets turbo zoomies. he reaches speeds ive never seen a dog go when we're playing in the yard. it's actually scary because he will charge you and change course at the very last second. he'll also just slow some and body check you.
He finally realized he HAS to change course after he charged through my legs, sent me airborne, and make me land on my back. i thought it was broken. basically had to crawl inside.
Mine is like this too. She wants your attention, whines if you don’t rub her when you’re close by, but as soon as you hug her she gets up and acts neurotic. I love my little autist
Hugs are domination, they aren't humans moron. It doesn't care because it loves you but dogs read hugs as domination. It's the equivalent of the pack leader getting in the personal space and saying make your move b***h.
Your dumb ass is maybe thinking about the act of hugging a strange dog. A dog that lives with you as your pet would have developed a certain amount of human imprint and would understand what a hug is. Larping homosexual.
Dogs absolutely do love getting hugs, what meme website did you get that off of? Dogs give hugs, too, so you're doubly moronic and gay
9 months ago
Anonymous
Its true, my retriever snuggles with me every night. After my divorce I was in a depressed alcohol ridden state. Dog hugs save lives bros.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've got a lab retriever myself. A golden, too, but my lab is the one that's obsessed with cuddling. It's great to have a big dog come up on your bed and chill with you, small dog/catgays will never know what a good experience it is
9 months ago
Anonymous
Its nice during wintertime and Im a cheapskate and dont run the heat very high in my house. So golden retriever snuggles are kino
Ive realized how much better dogs have been in my life than people.. >feels.jpg
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've got a lab retriever myself. A golden, too, but my lab is the one that's obsessed with cuddling. It's great to have a big dog come up on your bed and chill with you, small dog/catgays will never know what a good experience it is
We had 2 Leonbergers when I was growing up
There's nothing like going to bed to watch a movie and having your two 175lbs (each) bears jump up to hug you from either side
Also, if you throw them a banana they will peel it with their mouth and paws and then eat it
Never seen any other breed of dog do this instinctively
9 months ago
Anonymous
Those look like great dogs.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They absolutely are, great with kids and other animals too
My youngest sister was really young when we got them and you wouldn't believe the fricking patience these massive goons had with her being an annoying little shit.
She'd pull on their ears and tails and climb all over them the first few years, big bear bros just laid there cuddling
They've been used a lot as water rescue dogs too, so if you take them to the beach they will swim out with you and pull you back to the shore if you pretend to drown
All the other kids around us loved that
9 months ago
Anonymous
Neat. Definitely a cool dog.
9 months ago
Anonymous
are you a leonberger salesman or something? because I'm sold
9 months ago
Anonymous
lmao no, just a bit drunk and nostalgic
I miss those fricking dogs, man.
Literally the only bad thing about them is the size making their lifespan so short, I think ours made it to 10 or 11 years, not 15-16 like some smaller breeds
9 months ago
Anonymous
Leonbergers wil intimidate the frick out of who ever appoaches your home but really are the most silly loving loyal glutons you will ever see. Teach them rules when they are young and they will never break that rule either
9 months ago
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One of our two was like that, he was never agressive but he'd always watch over my sisters when strangers were around
Though the biggest one had literally zero guard in him for some reason
He'd try to go up to strangers and push his massive fluffy head against them to get pets and food lmao
He never seemed to really get that people were scared shitless of his size, so suddenly trying to cuddle them on first sight caused a few panics over the years
9 months ago
Anonymous
let me guess, she fricked some virile Black person with a wiener comparable to a stallion
this tbh. Rottweilers and Dobermans can actually be trained where as you can raise a pibble from a pup and it will still turn around and eat your kid or grandma for no fricking reason.
Dobermans used to be "fierce" like back in the 1970s or some shit. Maybe up until the 1980s.
Modern times they're considered lighweights compared to pitsbull, Malinois, Cane Corsos, German Shepherds, and other designer attack dog and tacticool dog breeds.
Only limp wristed homosexuals and basement dwellers are scared of pits. Yea they are dangerous, but only to toddlers and grandmas. If you are seriously afraid of a 40 pound dog you need to reevaluate yourself as a grown man because that is a b***h tier mentality
>be a based dog breed >but a bunch have undiagnosed heart conditions and can drop dead at any time for no apparent reason
frick the AKC and dog shows for excessive inbreeding
Animals have a way of sensing peoples emotions and can tell if somethings wrong, heart rate and breathing and probably hormones as well. Horses are the same way, thats why lots of rehab places do equine therapy or have stuff to do with pet shelters
Dobermans are the designated liquor store owner guard dog in films. The evil breeds are the rottweiler from The Omen and the rabid St. Bernard from Cujo.
True. I cant think of dobermans now without thinking of the one in Up with the voice collar.
Evil dogs, probably pittbulls, rotweilers, dobermans. German shepards arent put in that category because they are usually service dogs in movies. Kind of the same with boxers
>When a family of 4 moves from Baltimore to a farm in rural Virginia, they adopt an abandoned dog. The dog becomes the son's companion and protector, helping him adapt to rural life.
I call it Lassie
>tfw live in inner-city and see these dogs everywhere
Unironcally should be illegal to own these unless you live on a farm, same with 90% of working and hunting dog breeds.
Based and agreed. My senile grandmother keeps getting those blue heeler Australian cattle dogs from Mad Max and then just coops them up in her tiny house and they are completely psycho. They're nice and don't hurt people but they often fight each other or will excitedly jump on you like lunatics.
I feel bad leaviing my retriever at home alone some days. Im not usually gone more than 4-5 hours but I know she just lays there by the door waiting for me to come back feeling sad. I take her for 30-45 min walks every norning but sometimes I feel its not enough exercise for her
I've been around border collies over half my life and I've never seen one attack a person. The worst they do is get a bit too frisky while "herding". It's their instinct to herd animals, and they'll treat rambunctious humans like animals, which includes nipping at them to get them to stop acting up. Very loving and loyal dogs. Never have to worry about them running away. Don't even need leashes either, they're so obedient and easy to train.
>border collie >aggression
they're autistic workaholics that beg you to give them a purpose and have unlimited energy
I've been around border collies over half my life and I've never seen one attack a person. The worst they do is get a bit too frisky while "herding". It's their instinct to herd animals, and they'll treat rambunctious humans like animals, which includes nipping at them to get them to stop acting up. Very loving and loyal dogs. Never have to worry about them running away. Don't even need leashes either, they're so obedient and easy to train.
I've never seen a BC be aggressive towards people or other dogs but some of them at least seem to love killing small animals for no real discernable reason. We had one when I was a kid that delighted in jumping and snatching birds out of the air. Sweetest dog you could ever meet otherwise. I've heard from other owners that they can also be really bad about killing cats but I've never personally seen that either.
makes sense because the herding instinct is a modified prey instinct so they'll probably eat anything that can fit in their mouths and will quickly react to any sudden movements
the puppies will playfully mock bite your heels if you run away from them while playing chase
Border collies can sometimes develop perverse, destructive habits if they're chronically bored. This is very common in households that keep them as companion dogs instead of work dogs. As a work dog, a border collies is usually too preoccupied by its tasks to bother chewing on furniture or digging under fences or attacking small animals.
I'd trust my BC with any of my small animals, she's a smart girl. I'd guess them attacking animals might be due to either poor socialization or else boredom. If you give a BC a job to use up their seemingly boundless energy they will devote themselves to doing that job until it's time to go home and curl up next to you for pets.
>dog is literally designed to be combative and fight other dogs, a constant urge that lurks in the back of its head even when well behaved and trained to be harmless >get mad at it when it shows any sign of aggression or does anything wrong and don't let it fight >pitbull gets bored and goes insane
unironically, is it unethical to not let pitbulls fight?
>These pieces of shit only wants to fight and break the rules. >Is it unethical not to let them?
Fricking kill them and replace them with a breed that is compatible with living in a civilised society.
Either that or send them back to africa
Bros why the frick did God curse big dogs with such short life spans. All my life I've wanted a giant Great Dane, or an Irish Wolfhound, but they die before they're even ten years old. And the shittiest dogs, the little yappy fricks, are the ones that live to be 20. It's so unfair.
My sister had a Great Dane that I'd have to often babysit and shoveling up the gigantic shits, including the ones she didn't bother to shovel up because she knew I would go out there later, was not fun. The dog was super nice but I'll never want a large breed after experiencing that.
The dog itself often matters more than the breed. I used to hike dogs 50 hours a week for a living and I have seen some moronic German Shepherds and other breeds that are usually thought of as smart dogs. A lot of them grow up to be pretty mentally disturbed with bizarre habits
>The fighter, named Brummy, was a middle-aged dwarf about 4.5 feet (1.4 m) tall, with oversized features, and bowed legs. He had apparently agreed to fight the dog for a bet, on his theory that no dog "could lick a man". His opponent was a white bulldog named Physic. Held by its guardian, the dog apparently did not bark, but was excited to the point where tears ran from its eyes. The fight, watched by an audience of about 50, occurred at an old inn at Hanley, Staffordshire, in a large guest room, its windows closed and its floor covered in sawdust, with the ring cordoned off by a line. >During the fight Brummy was bitten deeply several times on his arms, and the Bulldog was dealt several heavy blows to the head and ribs. After ten rounds the Bulldog's head was heavily swollen, it had lost two teeth, and one of its eyes was closed. The fight lasted until round eleven when Brummy knocked the dog out.
Cast the inevitable rematch
Is Daisy or her nearest non union equivalent available?
Dobermans are unironically too clever. I don't want a dog that's smarter than me. That's why I like rottweilers.
>I don't want a dog that's smarter than me
That's too bad you'll never get a dog, anon.
>rottweilers
rottweilers are dum?
they're definitely not dumb but they're not as smart as the real smart breeds
he cute
Compared to a Doberman, yeah.
For me, it's the Bouvier Des Flanders, a fancy sounding name for a oversized furry bulldozer. It's a cattle dog. It's a big dog and it used to herd cattle by sneaking up them silently and them barreling them in the right direction. The Belgian police use them now to sneak up on perps and frick them up, I mean gently help with the arrest. As to how a dog the size of small calf is all stealthy is a mystery of nature.
belgian criminals must be fricking hardcore if the police need THAT dog
Man, those things would take down Batman. It'd all be up to Ace.
Don't they fight off wolves? I heard some stories.
They're farmdogs, so yeah. They'd keep the sheep safe at night. They're a lot bigger than wolves, so they were good at that.
Rottweilers are literally smarter than dobs, they are in top5 of the smartest dog breeds actually
My top 3 dogs in order. I'd like to own one of them when I have my own house
1. Alaskan Malamute
2. Doberman
3. Akita Inu
tsmt
>Oh My GOD THE HECKIN CLOUD FLUFFEIRNO
>SHIBA INU!
>and corgis
Akita master race
what do you mean
A natural doberman has floppy ears and a straight tail.
Big nosed psycho's cut part of their boddy of
*wrong pic
Why do people change their looks? Tactical reasons?
Aesthetic reasons. Dobermans look more intimidating with their ears cropped, and they were first bred to be intimidating guard dogs. Nowadays if you have one as just a family pet it makes no sense to crop the ears and is just done because people are moronic sheep.
its amazing how different they look with the ears
They're such 10/10 aesthetic dogs when people don't frick with their ears and chop their tail. They're so smooth and athletic, but still dog-like.
Dobermans are good boys
wtf that's a good boy now
Handsome beast looks like a miniature Great Dane right there. That's a really nice dog right there.
No one asked.
Nazis and German cops cropped the dogs, not israelites
Yes but big nosed psycho's do cut parts of their body off
>Breed often owned by lowlifes like bikers and drunks who want to look intimidating
>It became illegal to cut their ears
>Suddenly these dogs disappeared nearly completely.
People only cared about the breed because that cut made them look intimidating.
Without it it's basically just a normal dog.
>Breed often owned by lowlifes like bikers and drunks
Where the hell do you live lol? Everyone I've ever known that owned them were respectable business people and security companies. They were usually guard dogs for businesses after hours.
Does my dog have what it takes to be cast as an evil dog??
I'm sorry but that's an obvious good boy
He has the thousand-yard stare. What the frick did you do to him?
He sees dead people.
He just stares at me at all times because he is my son and loves me. 😉
After years of seeing anon naked and jerking off to depraved things on the internet
he looks like a gay dog
why do pits make Cinemaphile seethe? they are literally the only nonredit dog
Literally the second most reddit dog there is. What planet are you on?
No? Reddit despises pit bulls.
Mentally deficient from all the inbreeding.
Also overbred to be hulking beasts that are constantly both out of breath and in pain.
Then the primary owners are degenerate nigs/spics, poor white people, and rich freshly moved out rich white girls.
All groups either have no interest in controlling the dogs or lack the physical strength to do so.
Non-pibbie mutts, retrievers, and aussie sheps are the true kino. cavs if we have to have little dog.
https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/
All Dogs are evil
I recommended this movie to an anon, kind of wish I hadn't.
Scary aggressive bully breed
outta my way doglets, man's REAL best friend coming through
Imagine the size of his red rocket.
They use them in films because they’re obedient and smart. If they used pits everyone on set would get mauled.
I had a dobie named Vegas. Very loyal dog but kicked me right in the ribs one time when I attempted to cuddle with her and I couldn't breathe for a good 10 seconds.
This homie
gets turbo zoomies. he reaches speeds ive never seen a dog go when we're playing in the yard. it's actually scary because he will charge you and change course at the very last second. he'll also just slow some and body check you.
He finally realized he HAS to change course after he charged through my legs, sent me airborne, and make me land on my back. i thought it was broken. basically had to crawl inside.
>turbo zoomies
Ive been around a couple terriers that are mind mindbogglingly fast, when they really get going.
Mine is like this too. She wants your attention, whines if you don’t rub her when you’re close by, but as soon as you hug her she gets up and acts neurotic. I love my little autist
Hugs are domination, they aren't humans moron. It doesn't care because it loves you but dogs read hugs as domination. It's the equivalent of the pack leader getting in the personal space and saying make your move b***h.
Your dumb ass is maybe thinking about the act of hugging a strange dog. A dog that lives with you as your pet would have developed a certain amount of human imprint and would understand what a hug is. Larping homosexual.
Nta, he's not wrong, dogs don't like hugs, they love getting petted or belly rubs.
>Nta
You can go back now.
Dogs absolutely do love getting hugs, what meme website did you get that off of? Dogs give hugs, too, so you're doubly moronic and gay
Its true, my retriever snuggles with me every night. After my divorce I was in a depressed alcohol ridden state. Dog hugs save lives bros.
I've got a lab retriever myself. A golden, too, but my lab is the one that's obsessed with cuddling. It's great to have a big dog come up on your bed and chill with you, small dog/catgays will never know what a good experience it is
Its nice during wintertime and Im a cheapskate and dont run the heat very high in my house. So golden retriever snuggles are kino
Ive realized how much better dogs have been in my life than people..
>feels.jpg
We had 2 Leonbergers when I was growing up
There's nothing like going to bed to watch a movie and having your two 175lbs (each) bears jump up to hug you from either side
Also, if you throw them a banana they will peel it with their mouth and paws and then eat it
Never seen any other breed of dog do this instinctively
Those look like great dogs.
They absolutely are, great with kids and other animals too
My youngest sister was really young when we got them and you wouldn't believe the fricking patience these massive goons had with her being an annoying little shit.
She'd pull on their ears and tails and climb all over them the first few years, big bear bros just laid there cuddling
They've been used a lot as water rescue dogs too, so if you take them to the beach they will swim out with you and pull you back to the shore if you pretend to drown
All the other kids around us loved that
Neat. Definitely a cool dog.
are you a leonberger salesman or something? because I'm sold
lmao no, just a bit drunk and nostalgic
I miss those fricking dogs, man.
Literally the only bad thing about them is the size making their lifespan so short, I think ours made it to 10 or 11 years, not 15-16 like some smaller breeds
Leonbergers wil intimidate the frick out of who ever appoaches your home but really are the most silly loving loyal glutons you will ever see. Teach them rules when they are young and they will never break that rule either
One of our two was like that, he was never agressive but he'd always watch over my sisters when strangers were around
Though the biggest one had literally zero guard in him for some reason
He'd try to go up to strangers and push his massive fluffy head against them to get pets and food lmao
He never seemed to really get that people were scared shitless of his size, so suddenly trying to cuddle them on first sight caused a few panics over the years
let me guess, she fricked some virile Black person with a wiener comparable to a stallion
My dog would lean into hugs.
>We need a loving, loyal dog.
The israelites fear the Beaglehound.
Fat looking mother fricker
>we need a loudmouth annoying dog
Always dobermans or rottweilers. If they wanted a truly evil piece of shit, they should choose pitbulls.
this tbh. Rottweilers and Dobermans can actually be trained where as you can raise a pibble from a pup and it will still turn around and eat your kid or grandma for no fricking reason.
Dobermans used to be "fierce" like back in the 1970s or some shit. Maybe up until the 1980s.
Modern times they're considered lighweights compared to pitsbull, Malinois, Cane Corsos, German Shepherds, and other designer attack dog and tacticool dog breeds.
It's just considered a good dog breed now.
I forgot the Rottweiler. Rottweiler was like a bigger, badder pitbull version of the Doberman. That's when Doberman lost street cred.
Nah they were definitely considered the bad guy dogs in the 80s
But enough about pitbulls
Only limp wristed homosexuals and basement dwellers are scared of pits. Yea they are dangerous, but only to toddlers and grandmas. If you are seriously afraid of a 40 pound dog you need to reevaluate yourself as a grown man because that is a b***h tier mentality
Dobermanns are terrifying.
It's athletic, powerful and very smart.
>be a based dog breed
>but a bunch have undiagnosed heart conditions and can drop dead at any time for no apparent reason
frick the AKC and dog shows for excessive inbreeding
RIP Diablo, the best Doberman.
Too bad they don't live very long
Truth, sad thinking that my furry friend is only going to last another 10 years or so
the brightest stars burn the fastest breh enjoy them while youve got them
Can attest to this. Had a French mastiff myself years ago. Kindest, most intelligent dog I ever knew.
dogs dont know shit about hugs you inbreeds. it just knows you give it food and pick up its shit.
Lies, they love the shit out of petting too.
Bullshit
Leonbergers will hug you whether you want to or not
you just know
Bullshit. Dogs and cats too know when you're not feeling well and stay right next to you.
Animals have a way of sensing peoples emotions and can tell if somethings wrong, heart rate and breathing and probably hormones as well. Horses are the same way, thats why lots of rehab places do equine therapy or have stuff to do with pet shelters
>dog is physically incapable of evil
Dobermans are the designated liquor store owner guard dog in films. The evil breeds are the rottweiler from The Omen and the rabid St. Bernard from Cujo.
You forgot the beast from Sand Lot. What was that? A Saint Bernard?
I was going to mention that one but that dog ended up being nice when they finally met it.
True. I cant think of dobermans now without thinking of the one in Up with the voice collar.
Evil dogs, probably pittbulls, rotweilers, dobermans. German shepards arent put in that category because they are usually service dogs in movies. Kind of the same with boxers
Why the frick did they film its ridiculous floppy balls flailing everywhere?
a mastiff, I think
Evidently, it was the actor's actual dog and they had some trouble shooting because it was really friendly with everyone.
Cast my dog
>When a family of 4 moves from Baltimore to a farm in rural Virginia, they adopt an abandoned dog. The dog becomes the son's companion and protector, helping him adapt to rural life.
I call it Lassie
Movie is about a flamboyant homosexual and his dog.
I love shelties.
Interceptor was a good boy, stop the doberman slander
You know for some reason I thought I was on Cinemaphile and not Cinemaphile.
Point still stands that he's a good boy doberman in any form of media.
>the 150 IQ Zodiac Killer of the dog world
>border collie
>aggression
they're autistic workaholics that beg you to give them a purpose and have unlimited energy
They have limited energy, they just don't realize it and will literally work themselves to death if you let them.
>tfw live in inner-city and see these dogs everywhere
Unironcally should be illegal to own these unless you live on a farm, same with 90% of working and hunting dog breeds.
Based and agreed. My senile grandmother keeps getting those blue heeler Australian cattle dogs from Mad Max and then just coops them up in her tiny house and they are completely psycho. They're nice and don't hurt people but they often fight each other or will excitedly jump on you like lunatics.
I feel bad leaviing my retriever at home alone some days. Im not usually gone more than 4-5 hours but I know she just lays there by the door waiting for me to come back feeling sad. I take her for 30-45 min walks every norning but sometimes I feel its not enough exercise for her
I've been around border collies over half my life and I've never seen one attack a person. The worst they do is get a bit too frisky while "herding". It's their instinct to herd animals, and they'll treat rambunctious humans like animals, which includes nipping at them to get them to stop acting up. Very loving and loyal dogs. Never have to worry about them running away. Don't even need leashes either, they're so obedient and easy to train.
I've never seen a BC be aggressive towards people or other dogs but some of them at least seem to love killing small animals for no real discernable reason. We had one when I was a kid that delighted in jumping and snatching birds out of the air. Sweetest dog you could ever meet otherwise. I've heard from other owners that they can also be really bad about killing cats but I've never personally seen that either.
makes sense because the herding instinct is a modified prey instinct so they'll probably eat anything that can fit in their mouths and will quickly react to any sudden movements
the puppies will playfully mock bite your heels if you run away from them while playing chase
Border collies can sometimes develop perverse, destructive habits if they're chronically bored. This is very common in households that keep them as companion dogs instead of work dogs. As a work dog, a border collies is usually too preoccupied by its tasks to bother chewing on furniture or digging under fences or attacking small animals.
I'd trust my BC with any of my small animals, she's a smart girl. I'd guess them attacking animals might be due to either poor socialization or else boredom. If you give a BC a job to use up their seemingly boundless energy they will devote themselves to doing that job until it's time to go home and curl up next to you for pets.
>i'm the pound for pound king of the toddler division joe and i think my performance on the weekend proved that
>dog is literally designed to be combative and fight other dogs, a constant urge that lurks in the back of its head even when well behaved and trained to be harmless
>get mad at it when it shows any sign of aggression or does anything wrong and don't let it fight
>pitbull gets bored and goes insane
unironically, is it unethical to not let pitbulls fight?
>These pieces of shit only wants to fight and break the rules.
>Is it unethical not to let them?
Fricking kill them and replace them with a breed that is compatible with living in a civilised society.
Either that or send them back to africa
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What happened to Toad 1?
i think he got stolen or died something like that lol
Dwamn roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2JucxGd8
RIP toad 1
Bros why the frick did God curse big dogs with such short life spans. All my life I've wanted a giant Great Dane, or an Irish Wolfhound, but they die before they're even ten years old. And the shittiest dogs, the little yappy fricks, are the ones that live to be 20. It's so unfair.
>excuses
just get one
I honestly can't bear the thought of losing my buddy in under ten years. It's such a short period of time for something so profound.
Its true.. stop making me have pre dog death feels. If it wasnt for my dog I probably would hae taken a .45 caliber asprin a couple years ago
My sister had a Great Dane that I'd have to often babysit and shoveling up the gigantic shits, including the ones she didn't bother to shovel up because she knew I would go out there later, was not fun. The dog was super nice but I'll never want a large breed after experiencing that.
>only pets that can potentially live long are birds and some reptiles
>tortoises often outlive their owners
Frick off. Why can't that be dogs?
The dog itself often matters more than the breed. I used to hike dogs 50 hours a week for a living and I have seen some moronic German Shepherds and other breeds that are usually thought of as smart dogs. A lot of them grow up to be pretty mentally disturbed with bizarre habits
>The fighter, named Brummy, was a middle-aged dwarf about 4.5 feet (1.4 m) tall, with oversized features, and bowed legs. He had apparently agreed to fight the dog for a bet, on his theory that no dog "could lick a man". His opponent was a white bulldog named Physic. Held by its guardian, the dog apparently did not bark, but was excited to the point where tears ran from its eyes. The fight, watched by an audience of about 50, occurred at an old inn at Hanley, Staffordshire, in a large guest room, its windows closed and its floor covered in sawdust, with the ring cordoned off by a line.
>During the fight Brummy was bitten deeply several times on his arms, and the Bulldog was dealt several heavy blows to the head and ribs. After ten rounds the Bulldog's head was heavily swollen, it had lost two teeth, and one of its eyes was closed. The fight lasted until round eleven when Brummy knocked the dog out.
Cast the inevitable rematch
vs Warwick Davis
>the dog apparently did not bark, but was excited to the point where tears ran from its eyes
kino
Based Brummy, he's /ourmidge/ and... FRICK Warwick Davis.
Fricking disgusting British scums
>we need an evil dog
>he's already bathing in the blood of your dead toddler, sir
For me, it’s the Dalmatian. The smartest and most aesthetic of good boys
Or as we call em over here 'rice with raisins dog'
Very cool looking but cat like obedience
Dobes are so chill
>the dog is a little round ball of pure hatred