>we need an evil dog

>we need an evil dog

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he's lovely, really

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my face when some dumb prostitute b***h about dobermanns getting their tail and ears cut
    >ask her about infant circumcision
    >"what's wrong with it?"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit breaks my heart, based roastie
      I can't stand seeing mutilated dobermans
      t. childhood best friend had one and went on so many adventures together

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are wrong though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both suck ass, Im for banning them

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are the most lovable pets, i owned two females growing up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the pre-pitbull era dobermans were considered the most aggressive dog ever, but I've never known one that wasn't a big playful goofball.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rottweilers were always considered to be more dangerous but that's just nitpicking. These dogs usually require a good degree of training and proper rearing, so it is really a case of bad owners giving the breed a worse reputation

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing video game
    >fighting tough guys
    >they bring out their dogs to attack
    >kill the guys and their dogs
    >apologize to the dogs and say "it's the owner, not the breed"
    >teleport to next area

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dobermann is kino breed when not mutilated by coping morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look way better cut, and this should be a good lesson for the dick-cheesers out there.
      Would you rather have this

      https://i.imgur.com/HnB9NfK.png

      >we need an evil dog

      or this ? I rest my case.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop posting pics of my birthday

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          post your hand and your country 🙂
          let's see how aryan you are

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up ameriisraelite, you will never get your foreskin back

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              whoa!
              calm down Ahmed, or Chang, or Ivan or whatever names they have in Thirdworldia

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ahmed Ivan Chang is more often than not the entire name nowadays rather than three seprate ones in Thirdworldia.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whiter than you Muhammad

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          photorealistic american birth

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          photorealistic american birth

          kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cutting dogs and infants is fricking disgusting and perverse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to work at a vet and I’d help the doc with doing ear clips and tail clips. She hated doing them and would even try to talk clients out of getting them. Ear clips in particular are very bloody and it sucks for the dog when they wake up from it. The whole thing seems barbaric

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people cut dobermans anyway?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dobermanns and Rottweilers are comfy af dogs… its a shame they get a bad rap.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need a dangerous liability
    >Sir, he's already mauled a child that happened to be on set

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They want it to just looks sinister and to be properly trained so it can follow cues and look good on camera. They don't want a dog that will actually try to kill everything and everyone on set.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with your picture and accept your seethe.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          die pitmommy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we need a dog to be the main character’s docile and playful best friend to psyop more White families to adopt these things so their children get killed (less White children the better)

            What a cute pooch, excellent for gobbling down Black folk and mohammeds.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My uncle had one. It always barked at me when I visited. I was secretly relieved when it died.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a similar story. Tractor trailer truck

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be doberman
    >have an undiagnosed heart condition and drop dead for no apparent reason

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be doberman
      >have severe food allergy that causes you bloody blisters until you find that one food that only makes him shit himself violently

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the American Kennel Club and it's consequences have been a disaster for the canid race

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet they are nowhere near European Kennel Club, lot of catching up to do.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a Doberman called Diablo and he was the sweetest dog you could ever meet. RIP buddy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Diablo

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all dobermans I've met irl (all 3 of them) were really cute and relaxed

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dobermans are too clever. I like my dogs to definitely be dumber than me. That's why I like rottweilers.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was like 7 i was walking home and then a doberman jumped over his fence like nothing and came flying towards me. chased me pretty far but i outran him with pure fear

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs all other breeds*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alsatians are homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      German shepherds aren't mogging anyone anymore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alsatians are homosexuals

        eat my ass homosexuals

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this only happens when you have the dog sitting around your house doing nothing all the time. if the dog is actually active his legs will stay strong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally doesn't matter when it was bred this way because exhibiton morons thought that shorter hind legs make them look more in exhibition stance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually your best friend and the best dog ever if raised properly

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a dog to be the main character’s docile and playful best friend to psyop more White families to adopt these things so their children get killed (less White children the better)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KEK in the VERY post where the owner says “awwww he’s smiling” it fricking attacks

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need a dog that the giant evil villain is secretly afraid

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfricker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
    He was an aggressive c**t, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fricking dobermann.

    Hey who gives a shit, another moronic dog, another poisoned sausage. This time I'm getting the dose right.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ibuprofen works better for killing pitties

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok mohammed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mohammad
        >making monte cristo
        >owning sausage

        all pitties need to die

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok Black person

          >raging against Muslims out of nowhere while defending pit bulls
          ok israelite

          Reminder that prophet Mohammed hated dogs because they made it hard to steal people's chickens while he was still just a parasite in Mecca.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raging against Muslims out of nowhere while defending pit bulls
        ok israelite

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >out of nowhere
          Are you so ignorant that you don't know Muslims hate dogs?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            muhammad had dogs, muslims just cant keep them inside as pets and need to have them as workdogs or something to justify having them. not all muslims are moronic pakis and saudis, i know bosnians that have a couple shibes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Reminder that prophet Mohammed hated dogs because they made it hard to steal people's chickens while he was still just a parasite in Mecca.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, Ibn Al Assmuhmad is seething hard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          mudslimes fear dogs for some reason

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok? Never heard that always see mudslimes herding livestock with sheepdogs running around but alright.
            Blacks and israelites on the other hand. They come to mind as hating dogs before mailmen.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sheepdogs
              >sheep
              >in MENA
              lmao moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mena
                ??
                no one knows what you’re talking about moron go rim your shitbull

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mena Arkansas. Where Bill Clinton ran a CIA airport for drug/gun running.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      doing God's work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of juvenile edge posts about this in these threads is astounding. there’s no way they are all true. you are aware of this tradition of posting this inane larp crap and that it happens every fricking thread yet you expect anyone to believe you.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a whimsical magic dog

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need a hero dog

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog thread
    >shitbull schizos who literally cannot stop thinking about this one Black person breed for 5 seconds of their life start spamming

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pitbulls are the shittiest dog by far, and its not even close

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone fricking knows. Are you autistic or just dumb? we don’t need to hear about it 24/7 or be subjected to your bizarre revenge fantasies about dogs. nobody on this website likes the breed, but of course the spammers like you are too fricking moronic to realise when people are baiting an easy mark. we know shitbulls suck. literally relax for once in your fricking life and shut up about them so we can talk about dogs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hear about it 24/7
          we do

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dog ate your shitty inbred cousin, Pepè Mohammed?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have a dog, but not a pittie. im also not a mudslime

              actually your best friend and the best dog ever if raised properly

              correct

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously don’t bother. It’s the sort of mind virus that militant atheism or veganism is. These people become automatons devoted solely to this single thing they never shut up about, even if everyone around them agrees.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a villain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the evil boss cat is always a white cat.
      Literally white genocide.
      Rise up!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boss cat has an Italian/New York accent

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look goofy when they don't have their eats clipped

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They look goofy
      say that to my face homosexual not online and see what happens

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely cutieful

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have the same ears as Labs and no one says Labs look goofy

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need an anti-hero

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two villains team up to take on a greater evil

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand wanting a dog that doesn't look friendly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want people to frick off when they see us.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these growing up
    He wasn't evil but he was a ding dong for sure

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