>we need an ugly actress
>get natalie portman and put some glasses on her
When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
>we need an ugly actress. >get natalie portman and put some glasses on her
>we need an ugly actress
>get natalie portman and put some glasses on her
When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
they do when it's for diversity
As far as mousy israelites with nose jobs go she is fairly average. Like yeah id frick her but as far as beauty goes? middling.
>average
Most women do not look like Natalie Portman and her stolen European genes.
>Brunette
>Average face
>Brown eyes
>Body with minimal curves
>Not visually striking beyond a beauty mark
Average is perfect word for her. I see cuter girls on the reg. It's easy to be confused as she is utterly average but has the ability to flex millions into maintaining beauty and daily presentation.
Maybe she's just a good actress, you idiots forget that most people can't act their way out of a paper bag. Also camera presence is a thing too so hiring some random person off the street because they're "ugly" won't work
>Maybe she's just a good actress
She's not. She had a good agent that got her in a bunch of projects that endeared her to different generations.
She's decent. You must have never watched a tubi flick
Neta-Lee is beautiful
what would she look like with blue or green eyes?
I dont know.
what would you look like over 5' 6"
hmm looks too thot-ish
terrible chud nose
broken veins in her eyes. you can just tell she's been choking on an evian bottle
She is pretty, but she's not remotely sexy.
I don't look at her and think about fricking her.
I look at Anne Hathaway and I think questionable things.
no one cares what you think, nerd
We're on /tv
We're all nerds
ok, asalaam waleikum
>I don't look at her and think about fricking her.
because you are not of her level and know this instinctually
she is above you
you are smol
Natalie's appeal is the girl next door
she's not some basic bimbo thot that gets your trailer park sexual ambitions peaked.
that being said she's the only girl next door type from that period that didn't turn into dyke/troon
hmmm
>nose job
falswe
nice bait
bitch
>Do Leon
>Hit puberty
>Take a year off (her following year films were filmed year prior)
>Nose completely different
try again homos. your israeliteess got her beak filed as a bat gift.
>try again homos. your israeliteess got her beak filed as a bat gift.
And that's a good thing.
I hope your getting paid
you wouldn't understand because she's not a troony
Couldn't tell
>Couldn't tell
>who's dick that was inside me at that Sizzlers bathroom in Tacoma
>>who's dick that was inside me at that Sizzlers bathroom in Tacoma
Why are you asking me about your memories?
they do but because ugly people look unremarkable they fade to the background and you forget about them
>we need an ugly act-
>she's already here
No breasts or ass but above average face.
Try again
she's not that much of a looker without her big teeth
That's literally all they do now
>dressup nathalie portman like ciara
i now accept the khazar milkers
glasses and a ponytail will make any woman hideous
Filtered
>When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
Zendatta and Tessa thompson
They didn't need an ugly actress for that role though. The young boy had to have a crush on her, and that wouldn't have happened if she was just some ugly adult.
why is natalie portman the go-to actress for /ss/ fantasies? i mean, i'm not complaining, just curious
>brown eyes
seems like accurate casting
Portman, like Margot Robbie, are vastly overrated in terms of looks.
Nobody cares about your shit take
Have you seen her in Leon the Professional?
They do this all the time now, and then idiots on this board won’t shut up about how ugly modern actors are. Which way, chuds?
This board complains more than LULZ trust me on that
ITT we pretend like it's before 2010?
>When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
Leslie Jones was busy.
I don't want to see ugly people on film.
Based. Real life is for uggos, the silver screen is for pretty people
Is there an actual scientific way to measure ugliness? I've seen conventionally less desirable people before that I was attracted to. Like we won't all agree on who's ugly and who's not
Amber Heard is scientifically proven to be the most attractive.
See this is why I think you can't measure attractiveness. I see her as slightly above average.
> vast majority
Another reason why it's hard. In different cultures people find different things attractive. For example on Cinemaphile most gays on here think a chick with a fat ass is obese but I'm extremely attracted to a fat ass and pretty face. I love a b***h with a israelite nose while others think it's disgusting. In this sense should we just go along with the majority like sheep?
>Amber Heard is scientifically proven to be the most attractive.
cringe
Debicky is prettier
There's no accounting for taste, but generally we know what facial features the vast majority of people find attractive.
Asians understand this. You won’t find any trannies or fatsos in Eastern advertisements. There is more than enough ugliness in the real world to be bringing it into fiction.
On the gaming side, Starfield flopped in Japan because it was filled with ugly NPCs.
>Asians understand this. You won’t find any trannies or fatsos in Eastern advertisements.
lol
Never. Why would they? Nobody wants to look at ugly people.
Nepotism, her real name is ~~*Natalie Herschlag*~~
meanwhile....
Oh I'm sure that turned a lot of heads - away!
>we need an ugly actress
Easy, just don't put on the makeup. Works every time unless the actress is a natural 10/10, 18 year old white woman.
>When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
homie have u seen zendaya
Hershlag is one of the ugliest subhumans ever to exist.
>When will Hollywood actually hire ugly people?
they literally cant. Imagine doing a casting call for ugly people, or hiring one because they are ugly. Imagine telling an actor we want you because of how ugly you are. Thats why even The Nun was a hottie only her nose was weird, but still frickable completely.
Whatever happened to that fat actress called precious?
she was kino in The Idol
She's literally Hershlag
literally hershlag but figuratively portman