Bourdain on Japan’s rich food traditions:
>Every relationship I’ve ever had with a woman, at some point very early on I bring them to Yasuda. And I would watch how they eat. If they talk too much, if they didn’t understand how to eat sushi, if they did not eat the uni, we will never have a relationship. That’s it. It’s the end
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lets all take advice from the dude who got cucked by a teenager and offed himself
you have to eat ALL the uni
>not eating your sushi with all the skill of a food critic=dealbreaker
>cheating and fricking a man 30 years my junior=please babe come back I love you!!!
TH
Hat being said I agree op. Food traditions by country are fun and enlightening
>what is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
was it delusions of grandeur?
nothing worse than sushi
>nothing worse than sushi
This is the most pathetic thing. If you only like stuffing your face with mcdonalds just say so but don't pretend you know shit about shit. You wouldn't know good food or culture if your life depended on it.
>but sushi and Japanese food is gross!!!1!
Come back to me when you can tell the difference between A5 Matsuzaka and A5 Kobe, or Ooma Bluefin and Boston Bluefin, hastugatsuo and modori, or Akashi Seabream ikejjme or rested.
Even the vending machines and convenience stores have top class shit. But you're a fricking moron anyway.
If you're a real Japan fan what would you pick? one from each row.
Assuming it's 9am and I'm at a combini, A4B
>japan drinks sweat
wtf is wrong with asiatics
>t. Japan pro
calm down mr miyagi
This obsession with raw fish is absurd to me.
It's one of those stupid social signaling things, if sushi was $2/lb no one would give a damn about it.
Yeah, I don't care what a moron who paid a 17yo to cuck him and then killed himself said
Stop breaking my balls
can i just have smoked salmon?
The greatest such show already exists. They don't make them anymore because no one could do it better.
triple d mogs
So he was like that dude from that webm? Good to know
relationship I’ve ever had with a woman, at some point very early on I bring them to Yasuda. And I would watch how they eat. If they talk too much, if they didn’t understand how to eat sushi, if they did not eat the uni, we will never have a relationship. That’s it. It’s the end.
I would kick that guy’s ass
lmao i was thinking of this exact webm when reading the OP
For me, it's Porkin Across America.
Why was the Onion making compelling body horror?
Why would I take advice on women from the man who hanged himself after a woman cucked him with a teenage boy?
Cause you're a virgin basement dweller
chill out mr miyagi
Stop busting my balls Mr Miyagi
Why is he so red? Is he embarrassed?
>you don't understand how hard it is being paid to travel around the world and be a sex tourist while eating at exotic locations on the side
Except it wasnt that simple was it. You try being pressured contantly like he was, see how you feel. Bourdain became way too famous. He could not do anything public without getting hounded.
He used to stop and greet every fan of his. But then he became too popular and it was overwhelming. At some point he did not even want to leave his hotel room after shoots for the show.
Bourdain stop posting, you're not fooling anyone. Put the keyboard away and get back to ______
>You don't understand how hard it is to be Jeffrey Epstein
now I want some uni