>we need someone to headline the MCU for the next decade+ and basically replace RDJ as the super-genius adventurer!

>we need someone to headline the MCU for the next decade+ and basically replace RDJ as the super-genius adventurer!
>uh, get me the 60 YO mechanic from the next block
Ah yes, the perfect Reed Richards. I truly see the vision!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even dislike Pedro, but I think it's he's a huge miscast for "smartest man alive". I actually dislike 3/4 of the actors, and the only actor I like, is the guy playing The Thing. Just thought I'd give my opinion, since I haven't given it yet.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Mexican Reed Richards. Wonderful. AYYYY VATO, THE HEDRON COLLIDERRRR CANNOT FALL INTO DE HANS OF DR. DOOOOM, DIOS MIO! VIVA LA FANTASTIC QUATRO!

    And you already know they're going to make Johnny a fudge packer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A Mexican Reed Richards. Wonderful.

      Yeah, it's not good, is it. If they 100% had to have Pedro for some reason, I would have made him the fire guy. They probably want the Hispanic audience. I've seen anons defending the casting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't make him the fire guy since him and invisible woman are siblings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A Mexican Reed Richards. Wonderful.

      Yeah, it's not good, is it. If they 100% had to have Pedro for some reason, I would have made him the fire guy. They probably want the Hispanic audience. I've seen anons defending the casting.

      His father side bloodline is traced to Spane and his mother side bloodline is traced to Belgium and Basque Country. He's a Southern European.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet he cries about Mexican supremacy and how white people should be dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need something to recapture audience's interest in the MCU
      >Uh yes! Let's do Mr fantaspic, invisible grandma and two literally whos

      Hopefully we see Reed's abuela shooting a gigantic gun.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This clearly wasn't made for comic book fans and straight men

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have much of a choice as everyone said no. Marvel really wanted this cast to pop with some A list talent, specifically for Sue and Reed, but now they are stuck with a TV cast and TV director. Feige is no doubt shitting blood daily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we asked Adam Driver and Gyllenhaal
      >they said no
      >well, that's all the white people, time to start with the hispanics, I guess

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least none of them are black. Think about it. Remember when Johnny Storm was black and a white woman is supposed to be his sister?

    Also its nice that they're going for a colorful look and not the colorless garbage if modern MCU.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT did a lot better at the casting earlier last spring when it cast them like this:

    Reed Richards / Mr. Fantastic – John Krasinski
    Sue Storm / Invisible Woman – Emily Blunt
    Johnny Storm / Human Torch – Zac Efron
    Ben Grimm / The Thing – David Harbour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zac is too bogged now. He could play Doom with that face, tho.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like they are purposely have this exist in the 60s-80s and I'm sure Reed will be a blowhard, Sue will be a femist and Johnny Gayze of course. But then they can kill them off and pass the torch to the younger ones in whatever Avengers 7 will be. Or it's time travel again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alternatively, they can turn this version of Reed into The Maker and then get a new Reed

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is business. Pedro Pasco is in The Mandolorian, Last of Us and Games of Thrones. He's nerd royalty. Let's put it in terms you can understand, incel. Pedro is alpha, Men want to be him and women want to frick him. He dings all four quadrants. He's Mexican. POCS love him. He's an ESG wet dream, bubby. And that's why the Disney C-suits make the big bucks and you're working minimum wage.

    Ciao, loser

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone assumed Benedict Dr. Strange would take the lead because it's natural
    >push all females instead
    >ultimate failure
    >Cumberb***h demands a bigger role bts
    >Dormammu gets written in Avengers 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gets written in Avengers 5
      Kino

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the yes chef Thing already in Punisher?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell Pablo to shave off that fricking mustache already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's gay. They love their mustaches

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The F4 IP is cursed. Why do they keep trying to make it a thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FF IP is just moronic. You've got the world's smartest man who can invent doomsday weapons, but he cannot cure his rockman best friend. And if that's not enough, his son is a literal reality warper who just... does nothing. You have this great foundation about fantastic superpowered explorers, but it's structured around a family so you get silly American sitcom tropes starring "rock guy" and "flame guy". The characters themselves are boring and uncool. When I go to watch a superhero movie, I want the characters to be cool, I'm not going to apologise for it. But every Fgay thinks that if you find them boring, you somehow hate families or whatever other nonsense. No, I'd rather just watch a movie about either cool superheroes or cool supergenius superpowered explorers.

      It's honestly no wonder nobody wanted these roles. Why would Driver play Mr Stretch when he could come in down the line for a one and done cool villain? Gyllenhaal played Mysterio because he had a cool costume, cool "powers" and a fun personality. The FF are just the boring, moronic version of superheroes. The concepts they introduced where groundbreaking, but that was just Kirby's imagination. The characters and whole core of it just isn't interesting enough. It's Super-Powered FRIENDS married with Star Trek. Me, I'm just not interested in that.

      There's a reason all anybody cares about in relation to the FF are their villains. Doom, Galactus and the Surfer, the Negative Zone and Annihilus, Kang. Their villains and concepts are better than the characters themselves. The best thing to happen to the FF was the Maker, and it drives home the point that the only interesting character in the whole team is Reed, so you might as well wonder why you're even wasting time with all the other bullshit instead of following a Super-Smart Uber-Chad called "Mr Fantastic" having fantastic adventures.

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