>We need to show that this character is a total fricking idiot
>Don't worry, sir. I know just what we'll have him do.
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>We need to show that this character is a total fricking idiot. >Don't worry, sir.
Huh, never eaten pizza like this. I'll try next time
>100% ITALIAN
>actually ran by Serbs, Croats, Albanians, and Pollacks
>everyone in the kitchen is Colombian and Guatemalan
That's how you eat a large NY slice
>t. fork and knife pizza eater
Nobody eats pizza with a fork and knife
Actually, I do that.
>filename
Kek, I always hated this guy with a burning passion, in fact I would wager I hate this guy more than he loves penises
You can just tell he's a psychopath
Was this guy being for real, or was this just a troll video to get views?
I feel this really strange urge to ridicule him. It’s almost primordial. Like some ancestor survived a run in with a saber tooth tiger by not eating pizza like a homosexual.
>It’s almost primordial
The brain tells you this guy is not worth counting on, when he struggles with a fricking slice of pizza.
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO KILL THIS MOTHERFRICKER..IN MINECRAFT
NOO IN REAL LIFE
Why does nobody ever post the full video?
I noped out as soon as I saw him dabbing grease. That's not only gay but offensive. You wouldn't do that as a guest in someone's house and you shouldn't do that in a restaurant. Have some fricking class, people.
They do in Europe.
Europe does a lot of things wrong
Two world wars destroyed all the men with T, can’t blame them for being gay
no they dont
We do, not everyone but many, including myself. But usually only in restaurants.
Bill DeBlasio does
For me its taking two pieces and putting them together so the bottoms are on the outside and the toppings are in the middle and eating it like a sandwich. I call it a pizza sandwich.
Why not just get a calzone
That's disgusting.
Big Stein needs his calzones!!
IT'S NOT THE FRICKING GODDAMNED SAME AND I'M SO FRICKING TIRED OF YOU wienerSUCKERS SAYING IT IS.
I don't know WHY, is it the extra heat and moisture in the middle, too much sauce, too much cheese, but it DOESN'T TASTE THE FRICKING SAME.
I like to do that but make an actual sandwich, so I have like ham and lettuce and tomato, maybe some red onion or pickles in there.
Really fricking good, would recommend.
folding is the traditional way to eat New York thin crust wtf are you talking about
You have to eat shitty New York pizza that way because nobody in the entire city of New York knows how to properly prepare and cook pizza crust.
New Yorkers consistently vote NY style pizza as the best in the world
Imagine that.
>entire loaf of bread per slice
disgusting
It's 'za time
This might as well just be shakshuka at that point. Frick I should make some shakshuka
Interesting. I was skeptical about an egg on a burger and that turned out to be delicious.
Both egg on a burger and pizza are very common Aussie things.
You tell anyone you're weirded out by that and you'd get called a poofta.
Just go eat it, you'll love it.
Everybody in my family growing up was like this, any new thing, any new combination, any two things put together that don't ordinarily go together, "Ew, gross, disgusting, yuck, nasty!"
". . . That don't even sound good!"
If it was up to these people, we still wouldn't know about peanut butter and chocolate, chicken and waffles, or any other delicious and unique fusion of ingredients, I guess everybody would still be living in caves, eating worms.
I mean I don't personally care for pineapple pizza myself, but people pretending it's fricking sacrilege to experiment with food are complete nincompoops.
>burned crust
>burned pepperoni
>too much cheese that is also undercooked
Yeah I'm thinking we need to nuke NYC ASAP.
Its caramelized. And not New Y*rk style.
read the filename, phoneposting moron
Okay, then nuke Detroit and NYC ASAP
Korean Olympic Judges consistently vote for Korean boxers as the best in the world, even when they lose fights against Floyd Mayweather, Roy Jones Jr., and Evander Holyfield.
I'm from New York and I ate pizza like that for the first 16 years of my life and then I stopped being a fricking homosexual and started eating it like a normal person
You turned into a fricking homosexual.
Fun threads that make ppl laugh
>ppl
Never post here ever again.
>EYYY I'M EATIN' PIZZA HERE
is this how to eat pizza? i usually use a spoon
Never do anything the way a New Y*rker does.
If the slice flops down, I'll fold it.
Do you morons hold it above your mouth and tear off pieces of the drooping slice like a giraffe chewing leaves off a tree?
They do in the US
Need it or keep it?
The hot dogs aren't so bad but the fries are way too much. Stuffing fries into anything grosses me out, they are meant to be a side.
The point is to pluck them off and eat them with a little bit of the cheese and sauce stuck on them, then finish the pizza. I don't think they eat a slice with fries piled on top haphazardly, they're not even evenly distributed, it would make no sense.
I also don't understand why they think they're making fun of us when we don't eat our pizza like that.
We're a nation of dicksucking, Black personloving shabbos goys, if you're gonna make fun of us, make fun of that, not by dumping shit on pizza that we don't put on pizza and saying that's "American style."
Put a Black person dick on a pizza, and have a Rabbi spit on it, that would be a Pizza Americana.
Connecticut has the best Pizza, it's not even close anywhere else.
my wife can't even tell when something need salt. she bought some perogies that were bizarrely unsalted, and was despondent at how bad they were.
I dash some salt on and she thinks I'm a miracle worker