>we need to show that this character is a total fricking moron
>I know just what'll we have him do, sir
>we need to show that this character is a total fricking retard. >I know just what'll we have him do, sir
>we need to show that this character is a total fricking moron
>I know just what'll we have him do, sir
What will he have him do?
>we need to show that OP is an unstable sperg
>i know just what we'll have him post, sir
>No..he has to be stupider.
>"We'll give him utensils then."
Trust fund band pizza
That's exactly how you eat a pizza slice of that size, though. Especially thin crust.
Yeah you're gonna have a difficult time folding Papa Johns or whatever the hell you're used to ordering lmao
>We need to show the character is a total fricking chad
>"give him two slices"
>hes never eaten zah while jacking off.
that's how we eat pizza in italy thoughever
>why yes, I am a brainlet who can’t eat a slice of pizza without all of the cheese and toppings sliding off. how could you tell?
op is a homosexual, as per usual
The right way is using a knife and fork
some people are just made to take a tire iron to the face
>taking shitza that seriously
you must be 18 to post on this website buddy
just don’t even eat pizza at that point
he could've just ordered a calzone or stromboli and avoided looking like a fricking moron
yeah pizza clearly isnt for him lol
Nah being friends with guys like that irl is a lot of fun as long as they can take a joke.
I constantly shit on him for being a gay and he calls me a nazi every time I give a blackman a second look on the street.
come meet your nemesis...
>will you have extra pus on your vomit flavored shit?
insanely unhealthy
I used to have an iron stomach but this would probably give me insane fricking heartburn now.
3,000 calories a bite
this pizza would cost more than what I spend in groceries in a month
eat pizza?
I put one slice of pizza on top of the other like a pizza sammich. Or sometimes I fold it for dipping in ranch sauce!