>We need to show that this character is an absolute fricking idiot
>Don't worry sir, I know just what to have him do.
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>We need to show that this character is an absolute fricking idiot
>We need to show that this character is an absolute fricking idiot
>Don't worry sir, I know just what to have him do.
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How else am I meant to dip it in my garlic mayo?
roll it like a pizza roll
Make a pizza too large and thin to support its own weight?
>We need to show that this character is an absolute fricking genius
Why does the pizza base look like a skin graft what the frick
its dog meat
Real offputting
Worst mall pizza or frozen dough ever
she looks hella ugly when she opens her mouth and tries to swallow all that. like all the surgeries bulge out and turns into a freak
I eat it without folding until I get near the crust, then I fold the remaining cheese and sauce part into the crust and make a mini calzone.
The charges officer
how the frick did this dope somehow become such an influence in the world of pizza? he didn't even know what basil or garlic was
it started as shitposting about local boston places then barstool exploded. do zoomers/boomers actually take him seriously lol?
they take his opinion very seriously and it actually has an effect on businesses if he loves or hates a place. it's pretty lousy because he only likes pizza cooked to cardboard nowadays.
Because he's a kino magnet
definitely his best review by far. it's New York so that type of shit is bound to happen. How To With John Wilson is essentially the same deal
Dave is a moron though. He gave some place a lower score because he thought it was a chain restaurant. Kept saying "best chain pizza i've ever had, but I can't give it any higher" and then he found out it wasn't a chain. Can't change the score because of "the rules".
No, frick you. This is the most sensible way to hold it. Not having this, get a life, frick off.
>destroy the tranquility and aesthetics of the slice by completely warping its perfect structure
Perish.
Picking it up without folding is also going to warp it.
Grow
Up
Pizza is the marvel cinematic universe of cuisine, you are moronic no matter how you eat it.
>is that bread cheese sauce and optionally meat cooked together?? I can't hecking believe it!!!
i'll eat the 'za however i damn please
>stop giving your slice structural integrity so all the toppings don't slide off
Idiot. I guarantee you've only ever eaten microwave pizza with crust leavened by baking soda.
what's baking soda doing on a pizza?!
Makes the crust stiff as a board.
You colossal morons will argue about anything, huh?
i eat it crust frst just to demonstrate power