>We never got a Band of Brothers style mini series about a platoon of ODST

>We never got a Band of Brothers style mini series about a platoon of ODST

I'm still mad

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Band of Brothers style

    Why does everyone say this when discussing a possible Halo show?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man. Halo should be more like Generation Kill.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how would that work? When convies appear majority of the time UNSC deploys everyone to an active battlefield? Unless you're talking about the human upraising stage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Band Of Brothers is awesome. Imagine that, but with a squad of ODSTs with advanced technology. It might not be as visceral as World War 2, but it still should be interesting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its the best format for a war show

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best way to do it

      At least to anyone who read the first three books

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      because band of brothers is a shit movie and people who like odst have bad taste.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can you be wrong on so many things?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably after the Halo show ends, or maybe in the 3rd season? I'm thinking the show can't go on forever with the Master Chief. There's plenty of Halo lore to play around with.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were these homies so much more kino than Noble team?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show is going to get cancelled anyway

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just played this recently but I played Reach a while back so I dont really remember how any of the Reach guys were but they had more personality imo. The ODST squad was alright but the "good guy" captain is too cringe for me. Hes so goody 2 shoes its annoying. Only interesting guy was the "heavy weapons Orange" guy. The black guy was probably the most honorable. But overall the game was good. Also that CIA spook girl was such a b***h holy shit. Why do they always make women into c**ts? I dont even remember the guy in Red at all.
      Either way I was surprised that none of them died. Kinda dissapointed in that way with ODST. Overall it was alright game. I would have to replay Reach again to see if its better or worse than Reach.

      >Spartans are all different colors like power rangers instead of classic green

      One of my biggest peeves with how Spartans are depicted including in Reach. Making them all green and giving them all Mjolnor MK V makes them actually look like elite military units they're supposed to be. Literally no logical reason to make Spartans brightly colored armor like blue, red, yellow etc. It pissed me off how they even made Blue Team literally Blue. Pic related is how noble team should have looked. All MK V helmets bit variation in armor to signify their role

      Dumb argument, its for a character/art design standpoint idiot. Why do you think the Covenant are all different colors when it doesnt make sense for them to be either?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the Reach team were a much better set of characters than the ODST team

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm pretty sure there's an ODST fan-film being made with some decent production behind it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spartans are all different colors like power rangers instead of classic green

      One of my biggest peeves with how Spartans are depicted including in Reach. Making them all green and giving them all Mjolnor MK V makes them actually look like elite military units they're supposed to be. Literally no logical reason to make Spartans brightly colored armor like blue, red, yellow etc. It pissed me off how they even made Blue Team literally Blue. Pic related is how noble team should have looked. All MK V helmets bit variation in armor to signify their role

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dangerously based

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mjolnor MK V
        >The most aesthetic version of all the Mjolnir armor
        >Canonically the one that was used the least amount of time

        Its not fair bros. The design is literally perfect. Perfectly encapsulates what the armor is supposed to be
        >Cutting edge high tech design yet built like a tank

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spartan III's are fake and gay to begin with, the II's were special because it took a frickton to create them and there ended up only being a handful but these homosexuals are not only superior to the II's but there's fricking hundreds of them

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >these homosexuals are not only superior to the II's
          i always thought it was implied that IIIs were inferior to II in quality

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I explicitly remember that the III's were originally unstable and needed a frickton of drugs to even function but when I checked the Halopedia entry it just flat out describes them as better but more expendable for some reason

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for some reason

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they were budget S IIs made for suicide missions. George is also a foot taller than the rest

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Reach was shit too

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Reach was shit too

          God Reach pissed me off

          >You get to play as Spartan III's
          >Spartan III's are cheaper, weaker versions of II's focuses more on stealth
          >Instead of using their SPI stealth armor they are wearing Mjolnir

          SO WHAT WAS THE FRICKING POINT OF MAKING NOBLE TEAM, SPARTAN III'S THEN INSTEAD OF II'S!? THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE FRICKING PURPOSE IF YOURE GOING TO MAKE THEM WEAR MJOLNIR ANYWAY

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This

            Reach was shit too

            >Spartans are all different colors like power rangers instead of classic green

            One of my biggest peeves with how Spartans are depicted including in Reach. Making them all green and giving them all Mjolnor MK V makes them actually look like elite military units they're supposed to be. Literally no logical reason to make Spartans brightly colored armor like blue, red, yellow etc. It pissed me off how they even made Blue Team literally Blue. Pic related is how noble team should have looked. All MK V helmets bit variation in armor to signify their role

            cry more

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dangerously based

        >Mjolnor MK V
        >The most aesthetic version of all the Mjolnir armor
        >Canonically the one that was used the least amount of time

        Its not fair bros. The design is literally perfect. Perfectly encapsulates what the armor is supposed to be
        >Cutting edge high tech design yet built like a tank

        >Each set of armor costs as much as 10 destroyers (or whatever the books said)
        >Need to be semi-custom per S-II
        >Need to make a suit plus spare and replacements per S-II
        >Got to keep everything about the Suits super duper mega top secret
        >Have to incorporate reverse engineered alien tech
        >Need to make them fast
        >While fighting a genocidal war for survival

        >Let make dozen of variants from manufactures across dozens of planets that could end up getting glassed

        This also bothered the shit out of me, even as a kid.
        It always seemed to me that if there were any unique or special requirements to complement a S-II's skills, it was very minimal, or a separate kit not part of the suit.
        There didn't need to be a 'specialist'. ALL Spartans were exceedingly competent at all things they would need to be or do in the field.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also struck me as odd that there was never any mention of the other S-II Mark 5 suits having the ability to house an AI like Cortana.
          Certainly none of them could fully utilized Cortana the way Chief did. Him having the additional neural lase upgrade, and all.
          But it almost seemed like if Chief were to be killed, there would be no way for Cortana to be recovered and stored within another suit.
          I guess they would just keep her chip in a pouch or something?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    halo has never been cool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're delusional if you think Halo didn't rule the world during games 1-3. Everyone was playing it then. It was cool then, but modern Halo is definitely not cool

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really amazing that no other series have tried the BoB style of focusing on a group of people rather than having one single character. Star wars, halo, gears of war, Warhammer, etc would all be perfect for that type of thing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need to maximize shekels and there is a proportion of dumb people (women) who wouldn't enjoy that storytelling style at all.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with live action halo is the armor. It looks like shit in everything they've done. The only time it was decent was that odst commercial with the German music

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Landfall trailer for Halo 3 was also quite spectacular.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only time it was decent was that odst commercial

      That awkward moment when cosplayers manage to make a better ODST armor than Hollywood. And it has pouches too

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks cool as hellyxgga4

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What camo are those pants?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    halo died with reach
    the 343 abortions and master cheeks are a joke

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible to make any fictional group of soldiers in le current year without shoehorning in a bunch of token c**toids that would ruin the entire dynamic.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ODST live action trailer and the one with all the UNSC gear being manufactured are so good. It’s actually impressive that they managed to mess up the show so badly when they had everything they needed in those two ads

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek nice digits, and there's also your answer as to how they fricked up so magnificently

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did anyone at 343 think being able to turn any normal adult into a spartan was a good idea? It absolutely ruins the lore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >343
      >think

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    franchise peaked here

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halo would work better as an anthology similar to creep show.

    Anyone saying BoB is a fricking moron.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no halo animatrix
      we were robbed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they literally did a halo animatrix.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          prove it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s called “Halo Legends”.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no Halo animatrix
              its called Halo legends moron

              >anime trash
              yuck. no thanks

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think The Animatrix is?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anime trash
                listen Black person you asked for Halo's version of the animatrix and we gave you the source, stop complaining

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Halo animatrix
        its called Halo legends moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumbass

        [...]
        >anime trash
        yuck. no thanks

        so you're just a moron got it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man I love that one with the Hades Corps, a group of soldiers who are always the last ones out, existing for the purpose of blowing up prototype weapons so they don't falls into enemy's hands. That would've been a great protagonist and premise for a game.

          >Voice Command Authorization - "Be Human".
          >And for one last instant, I was human again.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            kino

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never get anything that portrays military style forces, even fictional ones, in a semi decent light ever again.
    Hollywood despises the dude to tacticool look popularized by halo and cod and they're still salty about it.
    Soldiers must be cowards, fascists, and incompetent and that's that. This is why star wars hasn't had any actual "war" in it and why rogue one had to be reshot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until America gets involved in a ground war again.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reach is hyped up to be military stronghold of Humanity
    >Only 20 orbital mac stations as opposed to Earth's 300
    >When Covenant forces land in the middle of a desert on Reach, instead of bombarding the entire area with missles, artillery and nukes, UNSC launches full frontal assault with warthogs and tanks?
    >When Covenant supercarrier is revealed, again instead of bombarding it with every available assest they have including nukes, they retreat on their own planet?
    >Can't use nukes cause they're on the other side of planet? (Apparently ICBM's don't exist)
    >Have to jury rig an engine just to take it out.
    >Apparenly military stronghold planet doesn't have any anti air defense or scrambles every available ship to try to overwhelm it
    >Original lore, Reach falls in 24 hours yet game retcons it to a month which makes no sense

    Halo Reach was such a fricking let down. Fall of Reach was made out to be such an apocalyptic event yet in game doesn't feel like it. I was expecting nukes to be dropping left and right out of sheer desperation. The entire game should have been like the CoD MW2 Washington DC levels. Pure panic, desperation and
    dread. Entire cities and divisions being wiped out. One massive retreat as UNSC throws everything they have at the enemy as a desperate attempt to slow down the onslaught. Essentially like the War of the Worlds scene times 100. UNSC response in game was laughable and made zero sense.

    Pic fricking related

    https://youtu.be/F6NBE6THBCI?si=NLJvdDMeWBjlfA8W

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats because the main characters werent involved in that stuff, they were doing spec ops shit out in the desert

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the books Spartan company is already on a mission leaving human space
      >UNSC does sound an all forces alert and Spartans have to return to Reach
      >Where most of the Spartans die from jumping out of a crashing pelican (Which I am still so goddam fricking mad about. Such a lazy way to write out 98% of the Spartan forces)

      Game
      >Chief, asleep, alone
      Fricking hated the retcon the game did.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add
        >Chief never goes down to the surface
        >Has a different mission on an orbital structure
        >Rescues Johnson and Co. on the way back to the Autumn

        I find it interesting that Johnson was never meant to be part of the Hierarch kidnapping mission, but ends up being a critical character for all of post destruction of Reach Halo plot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The entire game should have been like the CoD MW2 Washington DC levels. Pure panic, desperation and dread.

      Agreed. Game should have kicked off with Covenant invasion and UNSC getting their shit pushed in. Say what you want about CoD but the Washington DC levels were pure kino. Reach should have been that Halo style

      >THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
      >I'M LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH!?

      KINO

      ?si=T3c0ywt7vuqQ6Oad

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always liked CoD as a single player experience more than online.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Cody

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only time I got that feeling was the opening of the city missions after Jorge's sacrifice.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Band of brothers lowkey sucked. Spielberg and Hanks are some of the cringeiest filmmakers around. And the show absolutely kills the narrative and emotions by skipping months at random.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd just end up with Space Above and Beyond.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    we wouldve had a halo movie during the prime of the series when all the other incredible halo live action ads were being made if microsoft and bungie werent such gigahomosexuals that were impossible to work with which led to the movie being cancelled

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      supposedly it turned into sector 9 as a 'frick you' to MS by the guy who wanted to make the halo movie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        we wouldve had a halo movie during the prime of the series when all the other incredible halo live action ads were being made if microsoft and bungie werent such gigahomosexuals that were impossible to work with which led to the movie being cancelled

        >district 9*
        im drunk

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's Monday

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My understanding was that District 9 was his "tryout" for a Halo movie. And we were also supposed to get a Splinter Cell movie starring George Clooney.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted a Terminator future war Band of Brothers style show. It's possibly the only interesting thing that could be done with that franchise at this point.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Closest thing is Star Wars Republic Commando

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wakaliwood guys are really steppin up the production value

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >halo as a television and film franchise is over before it had a chance because instead of making a halo story they made a show about a moronic asiatic that has literally fricking NOTHING to do with Halo
    it'd infuriate me if I wasn't already broken

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Reach sucked. What always struck me as being really lazy and shit is how many parts of the campaign were just repurposed Firefight levels. It seems like every mission you had a part where you just had to fight off waves of enemies before the lift would arrive or the door would open, and that zone of the level would have it's own firefight level if you wanted to do it again for some reason. Then, a lot of the multiplayer maps were repurposed campaign levels that had whole sections that never saw any action because they were just copy and pasted from the campaign and not designed for multiplayer. You used to be able to get heat maps on Bungie's website of where people died, and half of the maps were just empty because no one went there. The only good maps were the ones from older games.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      All valid points
      The worst thing about Reach MP was the narrow corridors with 2 starting frags and team killing on
      Every game felt like a grenade spam and there were 100s of betrayal bootings

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't even want to make Reach, and admitted after the fact that was phoned in. Mostly a dumping ground of cut Halo 3 ideas.
    And then they left Microsoft, imploded during destiny's development, and became an empty husk.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a game or show that focuses on your average grunt during the Human Covenant war and how utterly fricked humanity was. Reach was a letdown

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Band of Brothers is cool because it's about real people and real struggles, trying to recreate that with fictional Halo characters would be gay as frick

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