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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the good old days when you could support a family of 5 in a nice 4 bedroom house in a nice suburb on a McDonald's shift manager salary...

    Take me back

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the latest Curb episode where this was one of the conflicts he gets into with the country club.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also in Big Daddy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Lou Filerman. He's new here.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was D-FENS the real life Postal Dude?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE POSTAL DUDE ISN'T A TRANSPHOBE YOU CHUD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with him not being transphobic. He seems like the type to be indifferent and not give a frick. He might become transphobic if a troony refuses to sign his petition though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can murder innocent people and cats but we draw the line at transphobia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he would murder a troony and say "yass queen!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets warned against doubling down
      >doubles down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE POSTAL DUDE ISN'T A TRANSPHOBE YOU CHUD

      I agree with him not being transphobic. He seems like the type to be indifferent and not give a frick. He might become transphobic if a troony refuses to sign his petition though.

      You can murder innocent people and cats but we draw the line at transphobia

      he would murder a troony and say "yass queen!"

      >gets warned against doubling down
      >doubles down

      The Postal Dude isn't Transphobic because he's gay asf. Who is Transphobic? That's Not Important. What is important is what he is going to do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he would be indifferent to trannies and just find things to quip about.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAUUGGHH HORSESHIT

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order a McGriddle from the McDonald's app at 10:20 (they stop serving most of the breakfast menu at 10:30)
    >"order will be ready by 10:28, see you there!"
    >drive over and make it there by 10:30, checking my phone for a notification
    >"sorry, something went wrong and your order has been cancelled. You have been refunded for the full amount"
    Why are they STILL so strict about when they serve breakfast? I truly felt like Bill during that moment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm proud of you for not killing anyone and accepting challenges in life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy looks exactly like the registered sex offender my mom had an affair with when she went off the deep end after what my dad did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... what?
        elaborate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would really rather not.

          He landed on the register for a crime against a minor, though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry about your childhood molestation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they STILL so strict about when they serve breakfast?
      They use the same grills for breakfast and lunch/dinner. It isn't worth constantly switching back and forth for the small percentage of people that want a breakfast sandwich later in the day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my local diners seem to manage this miracle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your local diner is not getting anywhere close to the same volume of orders every day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2024. We live in a time where we have pocket-sized supercomputers and self-driving vehicles. Yet it's so hard for McDonald's, a $200 billion dollar company, to figure out how to sell breakfast 24/7?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald's is corpo-fascist. They make you follow their Will for their Profit, not yours. When you approach the building at 10:30, you VILL order ze BigMac, you VILL receive ze BigMac, and (You) VILL be Happy.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Okay, I will show up earlier next week. Thank you for your time."
    >walk to a diner that serves breakfast 24 hours a day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now I have to worry about tipping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm given to understand nobody at the time was because everybody was trying to copy McDonalds rigidity

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The customer is ALWAYS right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that's extremely antisemtic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can feel good about yourself saying something that is so horribly antisemtic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only on rare ocassions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for undermining years of oppression that the israelites have gone through. They literally almost got genocided. Show some respect and quit with the antisemitism.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive mcdonalds for stopping all day breakfast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was annoyed to learn it wasn't a thing anymore but then considered I'd only bought stuff from the breakfast menu outside the morning maybe once in the years they were offering it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We stopped serving baskin roberts at 11:30.

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