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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No go frick yourselves

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oddly enough as a kid it annoyed me a little because of how anything-goes it was with such different tone and "rules" compared to the comics. I liked it, but I only got to appreciated it fully as an adult.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ghost about to haunt Obelix and Asterix
        >Asterix tired of all the shit he went through and just want to sleep so he shuts him up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think this might have actually done a number on Obelix, seeing a Roman legion he couldn't physically pummel might have driven him mad with frustration if it wasn't for Asterix being sick of everyone's shit and telling the ghosts to just frick off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's pretty different from regular Asterix stuff. It wasn't based on a pre-existing comic, it felt off compared to the tone of other Asterix stories, and the ending stated it's just an imaginary story.
        I wasn't a big fan of the story as a kid either. I didn't hate it, but I found it weird. Maybe I should give it a rewatch one of these days.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the black girl has her ass drawn by transparency
          Why are the Gauls like this?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't based on a pre-existing comic
          I wanted to correct you and then found out that the comic "The 12 tasks of Asterix" came out 2 years after the movie and was based on it too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're forgiven.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen scans of that comic but never encountered a physical copy anywhere. Apparently the comic was made by Uderzo's brother.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The coloring looks rather cheap compared to the Asterix volumes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like this kinda ending. Of course it's all bullshit, but we're having fun so who cares.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ghost about to haunt Obelix and Asterix
        >Asterix tired of all the shit he went through and just want to sleep so he shuts him up

        I never get the following scene where Rome literally grows around sleeping Asterix and Obelix.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, I rewatched the clip and it looks like I remember it wrong. I recall a scene of building rising from the ground around sleeping duo, but apparently it's just a hard cut. So I guess they just got teleported or moved somehow to Rome.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure you're not missing anything? I thought they also went into a cave where some ghosts played tennis to face"the beast", and later they emerge from a sewer in Rome and imply Obelix fricking ate it.

            I could be misremembering it though. The film itself could also be different because the English version of Cleopatra has a song in the middle that the Dutch version I grew up with lacks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Based Bike&Dyke gay.
              Is it just me, or did only the dutch voice cast bother to emote properly while reading their lines; watching these in other languages has me feeling they are just phoning it in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The German version was quite ok.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure you're not missing anything? I thought they also went into a cave where some ghosts played tennis to face"the beast", and later they emerge from a sewer in Rome and imply Obelix fricking ate it.

            I could be misremembering it though. The film itself could also be different because the English version of Cleopatra has a song in the middle that the Dutch version I grew up with lacks.

            The whole damn thing is on youtube if the alcohol and Alzheimer has destroyed too many facts in your brain.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a joke that rome is building so fast
          damn some people are really low iq

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to register a galley? No, you've got the wrong place. You want to go to the harbor master's office down at the port.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't want to go to the port! We want copy of permit A38

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No need to yell! Here, you can find a map on the 5th floor, two doors down to the right.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We've been there!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is an ugly brown-haired woman while Cinemaphile has aryan genes

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking remember this movie just in bits

    the cave part was trippy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alesia

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Asterix movies not based on an original comic the best ones?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, someone watched this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went to the cinema to saw it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was nice, but it was really just for children, while most Asterix movies are family movies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first CGI one was much more childish

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The UK dub at least had Matt Berry as Vitalstatistix.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will now watch your movie.

            >You and Panoramix were... buddies, weren't you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manson of the Gods?
          It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure that it was really good.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else think the blonde one was really hot?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oooh asterix, he called me a fatty

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why this part cracked me up as a kid, Obelix's childlike indignation at being called fat combined with Fulliautomatix satisfied smug fricking face like it was some kind of epic burn is just perfect

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bit where the gods challenge them by asking them to ask which pile of folded laundry was softer cracked me up as a kid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the goddess in that scene is hot as frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        my first boner

        is she supposed to be brigitte bardot

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This made boomers piss and shit their pants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My parents bought me the book and i was disappointed to find out it wasn't a new story, but a book of a movie based on The Big Fight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only vaguely remember this movie, it was pretty bad from what I can tell.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty good, actually. Maybe a bit too grim for kids.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only vaguely remember this movie, it was pretty bad from what I can tell.

          Saw it few times, yeah not a good movie, appreciate the trippy visuals though.
          Like when Panoramix shrunk the Roman soldier accidentally and he had to run away from an earthworm

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like all Asterix movies but this one is so fricking weird, what were they thinking? It has a really unsettling vibe to it

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my first boner

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much the best educational media ever
    I actually learnt a lot from reading those comics from roman and Egyptian culture to architecture and even math

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the first Spongebob movie, I consider this the oficial ending to Asterix. I like to think this Caesar had a nice retirement with Cleopatra.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, here it is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I help you with anything else?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WATCH OUT!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't get this, what was this supposed to be? Just random shit they threw in?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All I know is that they hose down the street in Paris in a vain attempt to suppress the smell of piss, and the sewers are basically open-air.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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