>we want the middle-aged cat lady wine aunt audience

>we want the middle-aged cat lady wine aunt audience

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that audience only watches movies like 50 shades of grey

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they didn't even get those because they cast some ugly Asian as the love interest, lmao.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    65% of the audinece were males.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of the audience was male though.

      Yeah no shit, that's despite their efforts. They went all in on targeting an audience that doesn't give a shit about this entire genre of movie. So all they had left was the male feminists that unironically liked the first movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of my female friends or siblings were interested in Cap Marvel 1 or 2, but they've seen all the Thors and Aquaman. You know why.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women seem to love
          1. Thor
          2. Aquaman
          3. MCU Spider-Man
          and that's it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they all melt over Gotg too

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're forgetting steve rogers, even brie wanted a piece and as we know she's a lesbian

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loki has a pretty big female following

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loki and Wanda

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women love Iron Man, Loki and Cap. Bucky too, sometimes. Hawkeye though...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao you moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                To shreds you say

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure everyone is simped for, including Ant-Man

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carol should have started dating Thor soon after breaking up with Valnigrye to keep alive her Asgardian shtick. Feige and his posse really fricked up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why did they draw miss marvel to look like hunter schafer?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          please explain why

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but women love hot guys and drama over said hot guys and their (also hot) brothers.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they love well scripted stories about men claiming their inheritance and realizing their full potential

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We actually support female-led movies unlike those female chuds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was capeslop when what cat lady wine aunts want is some kind of romance erotica.

      If they wanted a successful Captain Marvel movie, they should have had her in a love triangle with a hot male superhero and hot male supervillain and make the plot about which ones she picks as bf.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they should have had her in a love triangle with a hot male superhero and hot male supervillain and make the plot about which ones she picks as bf.
        I'm not a grill but I also find this more interesting than whatever they ended up doing. Part of the appeal of the X-Men 90s animation was the sort of 90210 approach they had, where it was part soap opera part capeshit and you got invested in the characters' personal lives.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they should have had her in a love triangle with a hot male superhero and hot male supervillain and make the plot about which ones she picks as bf.
        I'm not a grill but I also find this more interesting than whatever they ended up doing. Part of the appeal of the X-Men 90s animation was the sort of 90210 approach they had, where it was part soap opera part capeshit and you got invested in the characters' personal lives.

        Someone posted a very astute observation a few weeks ago:

        Women don't want to watch an Iron Man movie where Pepper Potts puts on the armor and saves Tony Stark. If Disney made an Iron Man movie where Tony Stark threw a big party for all the single MCU women so he could choose a wife, it would sell a billion tickets.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It depends, women loved WW for example.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That had a romance angle, also WW is the most popular female superhero of all time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like women's sport

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That stat sounds transphobic

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see a screenshot of one of these movies they look so fricking ugly it turns me off from the idea of even ironically watching one

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this intimidating?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not edited
      ahahahahahaha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feet status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      grumpẽ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has Carol ever had sex?

      Has Carol ever had sex?

      yes, with the little twink and she got riced in the new movie

      you're forgetting steve rogers, even brie wanted a piece and as we know she's a lesbian

      She is so ugly lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        L

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The majority of the audience was male though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >audience was male
      Their test levels would barely qualify them to be called that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and yet they quadruple down on making movies for middle aged wine aunts

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at cat on her shoulder lol she is so silly love her xD

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she taking a dump? That's what her face seems to be indicating.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just make 100% of the movie about the cats tbdesu.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that the little cat has a white fur collar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is an official trailer, they thought this would sell their movie

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you see a straight white male flirting with a woman without her consent

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Carol ever had sex?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, with the little twink and she got riced in the new movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has Carol ever had sex?
      With Valkyrie canonically

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off the charts cringe/amateurishness levels.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want an audience
    Fixed

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That audience is too busy being angry on Twitter to consume any media.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no I’ve never built a house before, but I enjoy being in houses so I should be taken seriously when I share my opinion about completely changing the process of construction.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You jest but I remember some feminist group becoming city architects just so they made the steps on stairs shallower or shit like that, so that it's not "made for 6ft men" anymroe.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's actually logical and perfectly fine to do since it was their job.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The question is why did the city hire and finance a project to rebuild parts of their infrastructure so that people 6 inches shorter can feel more comfortable.

            I forgot to mention the women weren't architects. They did not know the first thing about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No idea where this was but making places usable by most of the population should be the norm. Ever had to help older family members struggle up huge stairs only made for athletic tall guys? Those things are just bad design.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s honestly pretty based. Going through that much trouble just to fix something that bothers you and you alone.

            No idea where this was but making places usable by most of the population should be the norm. Ever had to help older family members struggle up huge stairs only made for athletic tall guys? Those things are just bad design.

            I didn't get it until I realised all these replies are written by manlets.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s honestly pretty based. Going through that much trouble just to fix something that bothers you and you alone.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So people who hate corporations with opinions online and have no money
    Explains why they got great reviews but no money.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people making these have no morals, therefore it’s impossible to make a good Marvel movie.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They really made it so Nic Fury, one of the coldest baddest mf in marvel, lost his eye to cat batting his face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Nick Fury, that's Samuel L Jackson playing himself, but with an eyepatch. I'm glad Captain Marvel took a steaming shit on him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      secret invasion made it so the skrulls are the only reason he has a job and did all his achievements and he agrees with them and never refutes it in any way. hes a paper tiger figurehead pushed up ranks by skrulls to help skrulls get a home. also married a gay skrull.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I haven’t seen a marvel movie since spider man 3. And that was only because my family wanted to watch a movie over the holidays. So I have no idea what’s going on these days. As soon as the movies went down the time travel, multi verse, body double path I knew it would unravel real quick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never watched it. Glad I didn't if they butchered Nick Fury's character this badly.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already butchered him in Captain marvel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Undoing any and all of his achievements by having be a puppet for Skrulls seems worse than anything the first Captain Marvel did
            I only watched that movie once in 2019 though so you're probably right and I just forgot

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Undoing any and all of his achievements by having be a puppet for Skrulls seems worse than anything the first Captain Marvel did
            I only watched that movie once in 2019 though so you're probably right and I just forgot

            >First avengers movie hints at some wild crazy Fury backstory of espionage, Cold War era spy craft, black ops missions, and a betrayed that cost the best agent in the world his eye.
            >oh no wait he’s actually just a regular government agent that shows up to cold calls of mysterious activity and his cool stuff only happens when Captain Marvel shows up and teaches him how to be a badass herself
            >oh and he gets scratched by a kitty because wouldn’t that be funny for .2 seconds

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>we want the middle-aged cat lady wine aunt audience
    this but unironically

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel needs to make shows about a serial killer super villian who keeps ms marvel in a shed to molest or something. 100,000,000 from D+ subs ez. Write me a check mouse.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t she radiate energy or some shit?and fly? Would this not kill the cat?

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