>Caesar wasn't a gigachad he was a balding lanklet
I don't think you realise that convincing legions to leave their homes and fight for you is fricking hard and requires more than money.
>namesakes are a salad and a bad haircut >had a parasitic infection in his brain caused by a tapeworm >had multiple complex partial seizures >also had absence seizures as a child >was known to suffer from headaches, vertigo and falls (possibly caused by muscle weakness) >pliny the elder reported that caesar's father and forefather died suddenly for no apparent cause >while they were putting their shoes on... >told a bunch of tough motherfrickers "go die there" and they went and died there
a "gigachad" if there ever was one lol
the version of alexander the great that appeared on reign: the codpiece wouldn't have been impressed
>namesakes are a salad and a bad haircut
His name was also used to mean emperor in different languages and cultures >had a parasitic infection in his brain caused by a tapeworm >had multiple complex partial seizures >also had absence seizures as a child >was known to suffer from headaches, vertigo and falls (possibly caused by muscle weakness)
He still was a successful soldier who through strength of will managed to essentially rule Rome >pliny the elder reported that caesar's father and forefather died suddenly for no apparent cause >while they were putting their shoes on...
Not really relevant, is it? >told a bunch of tough motherfrickers "go die there" and they went and died there
Yes? That is what it means to be a giga chad, to have a legion of followers who will follow you to battle and death.
He was a giga chad, regardless of how much is hurts to admit it.
She was supposed to have been quite plain looking, but very smart and permanently horny. So you would start with sex and then quickly realize how politically useful she was. By the time you stopped to think about the possible blowback she had already made herself an indispensable part of your strategy.
That being said, Augustus ultimately won and the victors write the history. Roman sources may be incredibly biased against her.
/hist/ anons told me she wasn’t supposed to be that hot and it was some kind of charismatic eroticism that made her attractive. So who’s lying, the sculptors of the internet nerds?
About 5 years ago I was working with a small startup and we needed some illustrations done of various historical figures from Shakespeare plays for a project. We commissioned a straight-out-of-university illustrator and sent them a load of reference images; the Cleopatra ones were basically all the Liz Taylor aesthetic. All the final pieces were on point except the Cleopatra ones, for which the illustrator had done the most stereotypical african woman you can imagine, and she refused to change it.
We paid her per image so we just didn't pay her for the Cleopatra one and didn't use it. She thought she could get away with it because she was friends with one of the project leads, but obviously she just wasn't delivering what her client was asking for so she didn't really have any room to complain.
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
Vivien Leigh was actually better looking tbh and Caesar & Cleopatra is a better movie than the Liz Taylor one. I only used Liz for the OP because bigger booba
>Elizabeth Taylor >born in UK
Every single time, every fricking time americans make an epic historical they hire the fricking brits to play greeks or egyptians.
Cleopatra from 1963 is spectacle for sure. something like this scene will never been seen in Hollywood ever again. not saying they couldn't be it would be so expensive
>ah...ahh..ahhh-CHOO! >CUT! >WHO TF JUST SNEEZED!? >jfc, ok slaves and float bearers back to start >(2 hours later) >take two aaannd...ACTION!
could you imagine sets and scenes this lavish in today's hollywood?
It helps that Egyptian civilization lasted for thousands of years and the dry climate preserved so much of it. It allows modern people to mix and match all the good looking stuff from that huge chunk of time when making adaptations while ignoring the less impressive stuff.
Understanding who Ptolemy was is pretty much the exact point average person will stop caring about/understanding history. So it's not surprising there's so many misconceptions about her
Normalgay npcs need a netflix series AGOT type special cast of majority trans black paraplegics playing the role of Ptolemy starting his dynasty in Egypt to have a reference point. They very rarely read a book or search for information about history
She had a rare birth defect where she had 2 rows of eyelashes, giving her a natural glamorous look without mascara. In addition to that, and dark blue eyes, her beauty was legendary; so legendary, she even became fast and hard friends with Michael Jackson later in life.
Cleopara is boring. Nefertiti, Nefertari, Hatchepsut and Sobekneferu are much more interesting figures from the golden era of Egypt. Merneith and Twosret too although there's not much about them.
>Nefertiti, Nefertari, Hatchepsut and Sobekneferu are much more interesting figures from the golden era of Egypt. >Merneith and Twosret
Anon... Aside from the typos... I could kiss you for actually knowing some of the nonHatshepsut nonCleopatra female Pharaohs.
I reckon if I was alive 2000 years ago I could have shagged her.
>Caesar
>Marc Antony
Sorry she was for gigachad only
Egyptologists have been debunking this since the seventies.
She was a prostitute.
So are all the chicks already not fricking you anon
If a woman has had sex before marriage she is a prostitute.
If a woman has had sex she is a prostitute.
Caesar wasn't a gigachad he was a balding lanklet, and Mark Antony had a wide head and a israelitefro.
They both had massive penises and Antony fricked every bawd he encountered
>Caesar wasn't a gigachad he was a balding lanklet
I don't think you realise that convincing legions to leave their homes and fight for you is fricking hard and requires more than money.
>One of the greatest conqueror in human history
>Not a GigaChad
Chadness is not just physical attributes homosexual
>namesakes are a salad and a bad haircut
>had a parasitic infection in his brain caused by a tapeworm
>had multiple complex partial seizures
>also had absence seizures as a child
>was known to suffer from headaches, vertigo and falls (possibly caused by muscle weakness)
>pliny the elder reported that caesar's father and forefather died suddenly for no apparent cause
>while they were putting their shoes on...
>told a bunch of tough motherfrickers "go die there" and they went and died there
a "gigachad" if there ever was one lol
the version of alexander the great that appeared on reign: the codpiece wouldn't have been impressed
>namesakes are a salad and a bad haircut
His name was also used to mean emperor in different languages and cultures
>had a parasitic infection in his brain caused by a tapeworm
>had multiple complex partial seizures
>also had absence seizures as a child
>was known to suffer from headaches, vertigo and falls (possibly caused by muscle weakness)
He still was a successful soldier who through strength of will managed to essentially rule Rome
>pliny the elder reported that caesar's father and forefather died suddenly for no apparent cause
>while they were putting their shoes on...
Not really relevant, is it?
>told a bunch of tough motherfrickers "go die there" and they went and died there
Yes? That is what it means to be a giga chad, to have a legion of followers who will follow you to battle and death.
He was a giga chad, regardless of how much is hurts to admit it.
I would have hit it first nerd
>Cleopatra VII Philopator (Greek: Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; 69 BC – 10 August 30 BC)
What would they have called 69 back then? δς?
Probably. She wasn't much of a looker.
wasnt she famous for being a whooer rather than her "elegance and beauty" that i think they ironically described her as from historical accounts?
She was supposed to have been quite plain looking, but very smart and permanently horny. So you would start with sex and then quickly realize how politically useful she was. By the time you stopped to think about the possible blowback she had already made herself an indispensable part of your strategy.
That being said, Augustus ultimately won and the victors write the history. Roman sources may be incredibly biased against her.
you reckon she had armpit hair anon because only the idea of her having them is just enough to make me shoot spidy webs all over myself
No, Egyptians shaved their entire bodies. She not only had no armpit hair, she had a bald pussy as well, you disgusting frick.
Cleopatra was black. White people have whitewashed damn near everything.
worked quite well
White wash this, bigger
*Grabs crotch*
>dumb witeboi finally admits that black men have bigger dicks
Kneel.
No she wasn’t. But you already knew that
>known for her exceptional beauty
>black
Lol. Lmao.
Cleopatra, like all woman famous for their beauty, was actually very ugly. The more you know.
>we know this from this tiny, ancient coin
Literally everybody was ugly in ancient art
hes only seen the one don't make to much fun Black folk take along time to read
>greek woman was black
1/10 bait
>Cleopatra was black.
nice bait, you'll never be a kang
she was greek
blacks (nubians) where the slaves of the egyptians
Me on the right
Why is his arm like that? And why is the guy on the left being restrained?
Cleopatra was Greek, moron.
>Macedonian
>Greek
Pick One
Tomboy mommy
hnnngggg
Pretty cute
fuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggging sexxxxoooo
Qt
/hist/ anons told me she wasn’t supposed to be that hot and it was some kind of charismatic eroticism that made her attractive. So who’s lying, the sculptors of the internet nerds?
/hist/ anons would ofc have to rely on charisma than looks
only the CG image is attractive, the other two are below average (left) and average (right) at best.
Cinemaphile are dumb gays. You can't talk sexy, if you aren't sexy yourself.
>all those buttblasted anons saying “1/10 bait” still replying and refuting obvious bait
lmao what a bunch of morons
anon I,
moron shut the frick up
Calm down. It's easy to get excited when Cleopatra is being discussed, but we can all be civil here.
She was so beautiful
Is this worth watching or is it just coomer bait?
It’s a kino
Look again
I've never heard of Cleopatra described as coomer bait before
The sets are gorgeous and Taylor is stunning, but the movie itself is extremely long and boring.
I've watched it and I kept thinking about Calculon from Futurama. Hammy acting.
Also, it has weird israelite/christcuck propaganda. The bible is referred to as "the book of books" by an egyptian.
They did that in every historical film in the 60s, it didn't age well.
Looks like a washed out post-wall cashier. I don't see it.
Sure thing man
Why are women's legs so erotic?
Only the ones that aren't fatfricks
It's hardwired into your brain
for me its the slaves
aryan egypt mustve been so dank
>powerslave
kek
Is this an actual photo of her?
They didn't have cameras back then.
F E E T
About 5 years ago I was working with a small startup and we needed some illustrations done of various historical figures from Shakespeare plays for a project. We commissioned a straight-out-of-university illustrator and sent them a load of reference images; the Cleopatra ones were basically all the Liz Taylor aesthetic. All the final pieces were on point except the Cleopatra ones, for which the illustrator had done the most stereotypical african woman you can imagine, and she refused to change it.
I mean the real Cleopatra was ugly as frick, probably due to inbreeding
I hope you refused to pay.
We paid her per image so we just didn't pay her for the Cleopatra one and didn't use it. She thought she could get away with it because she was friends with one of the project leads, but obviously she just wasn't delivering what her client was asking for so she didn't really have any room to complain.
Wasn't she Greek?
don't worry. Gal's better anyway.
i puked, thanks anon
Cleorat-a
Zoomer detected
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
more like caligu-lick my balls
i preferred hbo tomboy cleopatra
pusy
someone post her hips
This is your daily reminder that cleopatra was 0% Egyptian
I can't tell if this is Elizabeth Taylor or Vivien Leigh. These classic era actresses all looked the same
Vivien Leigh was actually better looking tbh and Caesar & Cleopatra is a better movie than the Liz Taylor one. I only used Liz for the OP because bigger booba
Man those boobs are out of this world.
>Elizabeth Taylor
>born in UK
Every single time, every fricking time americans make an epic historical they hire the fricking brits to play greeks or egyptians.
Americans can't act.
t. American
Theyre the only ones left who can properly portray royalty
Release part 2 you fricken nerd
Brits are born with extra evil points. If you need your character to kill their rivals or start wars for personal gain, then you need a British actor.
>born in the UK
...to American parents
Cleopatra from 1963 is spectacle for sure. something like this scene will never been seen in Hollywood ever again. not saying they couldn't be it would be so expensive
>ah...ahh..ahhh-CHOO!
>CUT!
>WHO TF JUST SNEEZED!?
>jfc, ok slaves and float bearers back to start
>(2 hours later)
>take two aaannd...ACTION!
could you imagine sets and scenes this lavish in today's hollywood?
i miss historic epics so much bros
God I love the outward curvature of her breasts. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
her beauty in this still hasn't been topped
Maybe
god bless the french
>literally STILL refered to 5000 years later
Egyptians won aesthetics forever
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian she was Greek.
Cleopatra wasn't alive 5000 years ago, dummy. She died in 30BC. The pyramids at Giza were built 2500 years before she was born.
I think he meant Egypt in general.
It helps that Egyptian civilization lasted for thousands of years and the dry climate preserved so much of it. It allows modern people to mix and match all the good looking stuff from that huge chunk of time when making adaptations while ignoring the less impressive stuff.
damn that b***h has some big ol breasts
Queen Mommy
Understanding who Ptolemy was is pretty much the exact point average person will stop caring about/understanding history. So it's not surprising there's so many misconceptions about her
Normalgay npcs need a netflix series AGOT type special cast of majority trans black paraplegics playing the role of Ptolemy starting his dynasty in Egypt to have a reference point. They very rarely read a book or search for information about history
never cumming back
>this was a children's movie
Do Frenchmen really?
Why have I been seeing Cleopatra everywhere lately?
the only threads that get attention on Cinemaphile are the ones where a political or racial/ethnicity argument breaks out.
No love for Claudette Colbert’s turn?
Was Elizabeth Taylor as good looking as Cleopatra was?
She had a rare birth defect where she had 2 rows of eyelashes, giving her a natural glamorous look without mascara. In addition to that, and dark blue eyes, her beauty was legendary; so legendary, she even became fast and hard friends with Michael Jackson later in life.
Cleopara is boring. Nefertiti, Nefertari, Hatchepsut and Sobekneferu are much more interesting figures from the golden era of Egypt. Merneith and Twosret too although there's not much about them.
>Nefertiti, Nefertari, Hatchepsut and Sobekneferu are much more interesting figures from the golden era of Egypt.
>Merneith and Twosret
Anon... Aside from the typos... I could kiss you for actually knowing some of the nonHatshepsut nonCleopatra female Pharaohs.
which egyptian queen had biggest bb?
Hieroglyph Kek!
Someone needs to make a movie about Ancient Egyptian Gyarus