>Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a big winner for Prime Video. The series debuted on February 2 and since then has collected more than a billion viewing minutes across its eight episodes, particularly impressive because of its overlap with the Super Bowl hoopla.
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good for them
i heard it was actually okay. can any anons confirm/deny?
certified kino
it's not bad, but the way glover writes himself is a lot more charismatic than he's able to play. the few scenes with Paul Dano are kino though
Classic.
Classic Dano
>collected more than a billion viewing minutes
That's a lot of autoplays.
amazing how they can just lie and people will believe it. I didn't even know this show was a thing.
They wouldn't lie, that's rude
woke garbage
Brad and Angelina were like walking gods compared to these goofy clowns
By all accounts it's apparently very good- audiences and critics seem to love it. Cinemaphile's never going to see it in a million years though because it has a black man in it, and they'll just bash it sight unseen
why would you watch this slop when the original is by far superior. It's just a worse retelling with uglier people
>It's just a worse retelling
Not according to all the people that saw it and have been saying positive things
>not according to amazons ChatGPT bots!
you don't seriously take "metacritic" comments seriously do you?
The original isn't very good and was 100% forgotten until the remake brought it back some attention, there's absolutely nothing notable about it other than it starring two people who were cheating on their spouses with each other
Also I'm just going to say it, I think Jolie is gross so Maya is an upgrade, she's cute.
>we keep finding new and inventive ways to lie about how popular our slop is rather than making good content
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.
That's possibly 417,000 people worldwide. If each only watched a single episode
There's an asian girl streamer that does watch parties for this and it's lowkey made me drop her because it makes me think she's a coalburner. It IS what it IS
Also it's gross when I know from his albums that CHILDISH GAMBINO is an asian fetishist I wonder why his "partner" is an asian woman in this. Gee golly, must be a coincidence. Just imagining him creepily suggesting "what if we cast an asian?" gives me the heeby jeebies
The lead actress was originally Phoebe Waller-Bridge
As much as I'm fine with her, I can't see how that version of the show would have worked at all
she's taller than glover it never would've worked. I would've preferred the John and Jane that died in the pilot to take glover and the asiatics' spot for the series though
>less than 500k viewers worldwide
We're winning bros!!!
Righteous CW-slop tier numbers.
The asian is hideous
/thread
hollywood refuses to cast attractive asian women I don't get it. it's always awkafina type chubby goblins when I know hollywood has plenty of attractive asian girls wanting to be actresses, it doesn't make sense and it must be on purpose
>viewing minutes across eight episodes
dogshit show like every other TURBO-POC-SLOP amazon is shitting out
OHNONONONO
They have a baby together too
And she's a hapa with a White father
Bloodline bleached while she plays the wokiee for Hollywood bucks
>brown hair
>brown eyes
And nothing of value was lost.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nice tricep
ive seen that guy before what was he in? some kids movie 100 years ago right? not holes but something like that
Almost Famous
Sky high and Oppenheimer
THAT GUY???
>dated Juno temple and Kristen Stewart and ended up stuck with a fat asiatic
I'd kill myself
>fat
???
>From 2005 to early 2009, Angarano was in a relationship with American actress Kristen Stewart.[9][10] He then dated English actress Juno Temple from 2013 to 2016.[11][12]
In September 2019, he confirmed his relationship with American actress Maya Erskine. On November 2, 2020, the couple revealed that they were engaged and expecting a child.[13] Their son was born in 2021.[14][15]
That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said
She isn't fat, and also have you seen Temple and Stewart lately?
he dated them in they prime anon
she is
sky high. that's the one! holy shit
>starring Donald Glov..
What has he actually done besides making that song "this is America" about George Floyd or whatever 5 years ago? He seems to knock on the doors of Hollywood producers and beg them for a role, and if they let him in it is a red flag that their movie/show is low quality.
He's sucked someone's dick enough to have a guaranteed career but whosever dick it was also seems to know he's not good enough for real shows so he just permanently gets these direct to streaming niche series that no one will talk about 6 months after they come out
It's a livin' I guess
They lost their shit over his FX show called Atlanta. He got lots of nominations for it, but it was never a hit with audiences. And I think the shine wore off for the final season, because I remember that one quietly airing with no critical praise.
it took 3 seasons for normies to realise atlanta was a show about gay homies doing wypipo shit and mocking real homies.
they quietly unpersoned the show after that.
This was something I told my friends, that black people do not act like the blacks in Atlanta at all. That they are written by a person who thinks they know how to act black, that being Donald Glover.
>billion viewing minutes
kek, they invent new metrics every week. Talmudic af
she's pretty likable for some reason
I call bullshit. Let’s see the data.
It begins.
ONE BILLION MINUTES
I just look at the alleged top 10. It's all shit lmao.
Bell ring meme. I just can't bring myself to watch things where a main character is black, trans, or latino anymore. At some point it'll be preachy and I'll be annoyed.
half way thru ep 1 right now
does this get any better?
are you really a pedophile if you get pancakes with a 14 year old?
no
I mean if your offering random 14 yo girls to go out for pancakes you're either a pedophile or you live in a rare place with a very tight knit culture where everyone knows each other and treats each other as family. The first one is more likely for the vast majority of the world as hard as that may be to hear.
We used to have 10s on screen, now all I see is black and brown 6s.
>zesty black bois supporting Dong Lover
Not surprised at the least.
Guess what? Shan't be watching.
>boomers and roasties fall asleep with their tv on
>it autoplays this shit
>more than a billion viewing minutes!