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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken ethnostate?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chickanda Forever!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many voices were recast

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wakanda for chickens
    The island is a nature preserve that the chickens invaded and presumably forced the other species out of.
    Are they implying that the Wakandans in Black Panther are colonizers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most advanced Black-ran nation in real life, for a long while, was a bunch of African Americans that used their freedom to head back to Africa and enslave the locals.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Liberia
        >advanced

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which other BLACK-RAN nation would you put ahead of them, pre-Tolbert?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Botswana, easily. That country makes Liberia look like a fricking joke

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Modern, sure, but I said pre-Tolbert. Botswana only blew up post-independence.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Socialist Somalia, maybe Old Republic Somalia

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How far back are we talking here? Because I know Ethiopia had an actual Kingdom going.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There were tons of kingdoms and well Sudan had its own (shitty knockoff) pyramids

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a valid point. Naturally, there were many, many superior nations pre-Scramble. I'll narrow my point down to "between 1900 and 1970". There were blatantly superior countries in the region before and after then, but it had a long chunk in living memory where it did well.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you call the Black Panter Chicken?
    BigBlackwiener

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >barely making ends meet in the last film
    >spends remaining money on pie machine
    >pie machine explodes, destroying her farm as well
    >husband is tired of your shit and pushes a door on you
    >suddenly a millionaire CEO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's alive
      What the frick, this is gonna be awful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is funny, OG chicken run had the contrast between rocky all american approach to difficult situations (lying and making everyone happy) and ginger brutally honest brit (yes chickens, we are 1 egg from becoming dinner).
      Hacks disregard all this in favor of modern american schizoism. This is going to be bad...

      I am afraid they are also going to miss the point of the character by making something like
      >her husband was holding her down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she died at the end of the first film when her husband crushed her to death by pushing a door on top of her

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >escapees from WW2 concentration camp establish Israel
    Makes sense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its missing the piles and piles and piles of dead ducks who refused to leave when the chicken ethnostate was bulldozing their nests

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was based on a POW camp a la The Great Escape.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think is just a joke

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee you this is just marketing talk and the actual film has nothing to do with it.

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