Dogs are the most pleb-tier of all pets >loud >filthy >stupid >have to be explicitly trained not to shit on the floor >have to be penned up or kept on a leash because they'll run off and get themselves in trouble without perpetual human supervision
Now, cats on the other hand >quiet >self-cleaning >housebroken out of the box >can take care of themselves and don't need to be tied to a post or locked in a cage for their own protection >will purge your property of disease-carrying vermin like mice and rats whereas dogs just bark incessantly at everything that moves but can't actually hunt for shit
You want to talk about mentally ill pet owners? How about the emotional cripples who can't even go grocery shopping without their "support" animal? Every time, it's a fricking dog. Dogs are the pet of choice among Black folk, breeders, rednecks and all of the lower tiers of humanity. Cats are for civilized people. Although the true patrician transcends both and has an aquarium
Dogs: >grew side-by-side with man >can sense us looking at them like we sense people looking at us, only dogs and certain birds can do this because they grew with us >one of the smartest animals on the planet, along with birds >can hunt game with us >can defend or even save a family in many different emergency situations >can use many forms of communication >can grab you a beer >makes women horny knowing you're not a "cat dad" homosexual who's on the verge of injecting HRT >extremely loving and loyal >even wild dogs and crows form packs to hunt together on ground and air
Cats: >mostly stupid >only hunt field mice as a useful measure, otherwise they destroy bird populations and should otherwise be considered vermin >not loving compared to what you could expect from another human or a dog >unloyal, will leave you for anyone who gives it food it likes better >will eat your face if it thinks you might be dead >scratches you and can kill you due to gross feline germs >its piss stinks the house up and gives you brain parasites through urine/poop >one whisker gone can mean a completely moronic and useless cat >did NOT grow side-by-side with man >does NOT have the sense we share with dogs and birds >CANNOT cooperate >make you a gay
A) imagine caring what women think
B) dogs will also eat your corpse
C) if your cat is shitting and pissing in the house it's your fault. They will wait until they're outside unless you're one of those idiots who keep them inside 100% of the time
Cats will piss over everything if you don’t get them neutered. At least you can train that out of dogs, but an unfixed cat will always urinate all over your house no matter what.
>B) dogs will also eat your corpse
Most dogs won't and they typically have emotional breakdowns before even considering it. Cats don't have to stop and consider, or even know for a fact that you're dead.
Dogs, in their inherent nature, embody a remarkable capacity for unconditional love and loyalty. They teach us invaluable lessons about living in the present, cherishing every moment, and finding joy in the simplest of things. It is in their ephemeral presence that we come to appreciate the preciousness of time and the impermanence of all things. While it may be disheartening to witness their swift departure from our lives, it serves as a powerful reminder to seize the opportunities for connection and companionship that present themselves. Dogs teach us that love need not be bound by time, for the impact they leave on our hearts endures long after they have departed. Not cats, really. Lives a little longer, burns athousand times less bright.
>this shameless dog worship
you sound like you suck off dogs. literally dogs are bastards who are aggressive destroy property and are often poorly trained.a dogs love is to be expected as they love anyone who gives them food. It isn't special. A good cat on the other hand is a rarer thing. the beauty of a good cat is they arent constantly in your space. dogs have no concept of personal space or independence. I've met cats as friendly as dogs but not overbearing with their affection.
i'd rather have a good cat
6 months ago
Anonymous
Dogs are astute observers of human emotions, often offering solace and comfort when we need it most. They possess an innate ability to bring people together, fostering connections and friendships that transcend boundaries. They demonstrate resilience in the face of adversity, often serving as therapists, service animals, or heroes in times of crisis. They teach us about responsibility, patience, and selflessness. So, my dear friend, I implore you to consider the following: You're a stupid homosexual, so of course you love stupid homosexuals like cats.
6 months ago
Anonymous
then why doesnt dumb mutt know not to jump on guests and try to lick their faces. dogs cant read the room for shit. Cats are nice because they are more cautious, they're also less money to take care of, they are less aggressive.
my cat knew my father who was allergic couldnt be around him, and kept his distance, yet he would approach strangers who came to our house to greet them (like a dog)
service animals are based that is a good point but 90% of dogs are just yapping mutts and their personalities are carbon copies of eachother.
6 months ago
Anonymous
That's poor training
6 months ago
Anonymous
then most dog owners are poor trainers. Literally the majority of them suck. Which is part of the reason i dislike dogs so much.
>Cats are nice because they are more cautious, they're also less money to take care of, they are less aggressive
Cat aggression is taken less seriously than dog aggression.* Cats are more territorial and display more antagonizing behaviors, especially toward other animals. You're never winning. You're trying to defend the vermin of the pet world.
i keep indoor cats so they dont frick up the environment, i also neuter them so they dont overpopulate. Cats are based, they're the low effort high reward animal.
if you have a busier life or want independence they are the ideal pet. if you live in a smaller place they are the ideal pet. Even if you want outside cats most cats are smart and can hunt and survive on their own.
Again a dogs love is "smothering" and easy to gain. Literally just own a dog and give it food and it will treat you well, unless its a a shitbull.
if dog owners trained their dogs to their fullest potential i wouldnt have so many complaints. But i literally walk across the street to avoid dogs because a lot of them approach strangers.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>if dog owners trained their dogs to their fullest potential i wouldnt have so many complaints
So you just hate trainers who produce dumb ass dogs. That's not the dog's problem. If it were a well-trained shitbull I'd agree with you, shitbulls should require a license and a large metal fence.
6 months ago
Anonymous
almost all dog owners are shitty trainers. even if your dog does something like stare at someone for food its a shitty trained dog.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I mostly agree with that. Most people raise poorly. But raising properly isn't a huge job. You can watch a couple of YT videos and have an amazing companion for life. And most dogs, even poorly trained, are still great. Even the best trained cats are just poorly trained dogs, they're just quiet. Do you also often mistake quiet people for intelligent people?
6 months ago
Anonymous
good cats dont need much training. my cat wasnt trained but knew >to use the liter box >not to scratch furniture >wasnt aggressive towards people >didnt try to escape the house anytime the door was opened
You have an amazing companion for 10-12* years most times with dogs. with a cat you have an amazing companion for life. literally a based cat can live to 30
6 months ago
Anonymous
With cats you can have a meowing doorstop for life.*
6 months ago
Anonymous
the meowing is the one thing i think can be annoying about cats as they will meow early in the morning sometimes. thats a hard behavior to train out. but its not as bad or as loud as dogs barking.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>thats a hard behavior to train out. but its not as bad or as loud as dogs barking.
It's not a rough process training it out of dogs at all. In fact, you can get a dog to shut up entirely until it senses danger.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Cats are nice because they are more cautious, they're also less money to take care of, they are less aggressive
Cat aggression is taken less seriously than dog aggression.* Cats are more territorial and display more antagonizing behaviors, especially toward other animals. You're never winning. You're trying to defend the vermin of the pet world.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Dogs are astute observers of human emotions,
Yeah. Sure. If they were so astute and aware of what we feel, then they wouldn't need training. They would be able to recognize when we're upset that it peed on the floor, or tore up a stuffed animal, and would be so in tune with us that it would apologize by never doing that again. Which never happens. Ever.
Plus, dogs are so loyal that they need to be kept on leashes and in fences. They return only for food. They also attack people. Great animals, really. If the dog industry wasn't making so much money, then maybe people would actually care how many people get mauled on the regular by 'mans best friend'.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>this guy doesn't know what the difference between an emotion, a literal physical feeling, and mind reading is
No wonder, you're too stupid to prefer dogs over cats.
You know someone is delusional when they call dogs stupid. They’re one of the most intelligent pets you can own. They’re demonstrably smarter than cats
>dog which cannot love them back.
This is an obvious lie you soulless trash.
Your dumb ass has literally never seen the difference between a dog greeting the owner/family vs a guest vs a stranger vs a threat
Um, Garfield is an adult cat. Why is his father proportionally larger than him relative to a human father and his child? Why aren’t they the same size? Is that cat bigger than Garfield’s owner? Looks like it weighs 400lbs.
sam jackson's black guy voice coming out of a fat animated cat sounds like kino
kung fu panda would be the third best film of all time (behind waterworld and back to the future) if it had patrice voicing the panda instead of jack black
Everything in our society was invented/created by whites, to the point where you don't even notice it.
This isn't about justifying superiority, it's about Blacks being so moronic they never even invented the wheel.
This thread is talking about dumb shit when it should be about samuel l jackson literally going mentally ill in the past few years and acting in the worst shit imaginable
sounds more like he recognizes he cemented his career and legacy no matter what so he just does whatever he wants AKA one of those rare, strange freaks who enjoys acting for what it is
You're making an argument against no one, dumb tourist.
You wouldn't be in an air conditioned building using electricity and internet without whites.
Where's your meme discrediting that?
Your memes are anti nordic but no one here posted anything about being nordic
6 months ago
Anonymous
Reading between the lines is a Eurafrican skill. Definitely not an Asian gypsy skill (no offence to Asian continentals who have learned such skills by staying in their lands and cultivating it).
6 months ago
Anonymous
I get that you're trying to post anti-white shit but again you're only posting anti nordic shit
6 months ago
Anonymous
Indians hate anglos and nords by extension but pretend they're inheritors of roman/greek civilization
anytime you see someone borderline ESL spamming about how bad "anglos" "nords" "paleskins" etc but noticeably not going after meds it's a pajeet
6 months ago
Anonymous
Europeans respect Indians more than Asian gypsies like rusanglogermcucks. Sorry Hansdeep Nigelwong. Should’ve stayed in Mohenjo Darro and Harappa when you still had the chance. So what the Chinese walled you out? No need to cry to Europeans and Africans about it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
ALERT
ALERT
PAJEET DETECTED
PAJEET IDENTIFIED
6 months ago
Anonymous
I’m not a rusanglogermcuck though. I’m fully european.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Even worst. I believe its a Romanian schizo that larps as a TRVE ROMAN
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sicilian and yurok and redder than you ranjeesh
seethe elsewhere
6 months ago
Anonymous
aurelius is such a fricking midwit >don’t deliberate on what goodness is, just be good >yeah but what is goodness? how do I just be good
>deadbeat black dad who left his family only returns to sponge off his teenage son and becomes a terrible role model so the son chooses the white people as his real family in the end
kek at all these implications
>implying orange toms are not the Black folk of cats
Ya I have one of those lazy porch orangutans
Blacks have always worshipped cats since Egyptian times and have always called themselves cool cats.
Sorry cracker, this is a historically/culturally accurate casting.
>Black
>Egyptian
What?
Correct. Also you will never be Greek or European, Hansdeep Nigelwong. There’s no need for you to be involved in this conversation.
Huh, you seem very invested in this culture race war nonsense.
Egypt is on which continent?
the one with Moors
sorry, the answer is moops
The one with a giant inhospitable desert separating egyptians and blacks
Racism is not permitted on blue boards
>COOL CATS
>ancient Egyptians
>black
Pick one
I pick black Egyptians my tranime loving Asian friend.
spear chucker
Damn, he's hot.
tpbp
Baragays pls invite me to any good gfur artists you know of thanks
>lazy gluttonous unappreciative animal is actually black-coded
hiring samuel l jackson is like using stock photographs
who's voicing Garfield?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA who do you think?
>who's voicing Garfield?
Joe Pasquale
Yikes.
Picrel is the better samuel l jackson anthropomorphic film
Seethe Genghis, nobody will ever think of you as European or Egyptian. You will always be an Asian gypsy.
Kys
>le angry genghismutt post
GB2A
I want to see art of the dad fricking Garfield or odie or Jon
cats are fricking gay dude. Any man that owns a cat is either severely mentally ill or a homosexual
get a dog and start lifting weights
Dogs are the most pleb-tier of all pets
>loud
>filthy
>stupid
>have to be explicitly trained not to shit on the floor
>have to be penned up or kept on a leash because they'll run off and get themselves in trouble without perpetual human supervision
Now, cats on the other hand
>quiet
>self-cleaning
>housebroken out of the box
>can take care of themselves and don't need to be tied to a post or locked in a cage for their own protection
>will purge your property of disease-carrying vermin like mice and rats whereas dogs just bark incessantly at everything that moves but can't actually hunt for shit
You want to talk about mentally ill pet owners? How about the emotional cripples who can't even go grocery shopping without their "support" animal? Every time, it's a fricking dog. Dogs are the pet of choice among Black folk, breeders, rednecks and all of the lower tiers of humanity. Cats are for civilized people. Although the true patrician transcends both and has an aquarium
Dogs:
>grew side-by-side with man
>can sense us looking at them like we sense people looking at us, only dogs and certain birds can do this because they grew with us
>one of the smartest animals on the planet, along with birds
>can hunt game with us
>can defend or even save a family in many different emergency situations
>can use many forms of communication
>can grab you a beer
>makes women horny knowing you're not a "cat dad" homosexual who's on the verge of injecting HRT
>extremely loving and loyal
>even wild dogs and crows form packs to hunt together on ground and air
Cats:
>mostly stupid
>only hunt field mice as a useful measure, otherwise they destroy bird populations and should otherwise be considered vermin
>not loving compared to what you could expect from another human or a dog
>unloyal, will leave you for anyone who gives it food it likes better
>will eat your face if it thinks you might be dead
>scratches you and can kill you due to gross feline germs
>its piss stinks the house up and gives you brain parasites through urine/poop
>one whisker gone can mean a completely moronic and useless cat
>did NOT grow side-by-side with man
>does NOT have the sense we share with dogs and birds
>CANNOT cooperate
>make you a gay
A) imagine caring what women think
B) dogs will also eat your corpse
C) if your cat is shitting and pissing in the house it's your fault. They will wait until they're outside unless you're one of those idiots who keep them inside 100% of the time
>i’ve never had sex
>I openly admit my pet views me as a slave
>it’s okay when cats shit and piss everywhere
lol
Cats will piss over everything if you don’t get them neutered. At least you can train that out of dogs, but an unfixed cat will always urinate all over your house no matter what.
t. trans-blacktivist anime enthusiast
>B) dogs will also eat your corpse
Most dogs won't and they typically have emotional breakdowns before even considering it. Cats don't have to stop and consider, or even know for a fact that you're dead.
>Most dogs won't
ill take a good cat over a good dog anyday
dogs live too short. they're gone in a decade. mY last cat was based af and lived to 21.
Dogs, in their inherent nature, embody a remarkable capacity for unconditional love and loyalty. They teach us invaluable lessons about living in the present, cherishing every moment, and finding joy in the simplest of things. It is in their ephemeral presence that we come to appreciate the preciousness of time and the impermanence of all things. While it may be disheartening to witness their swift departure from our lives, it serves as a powerful reminder to seize the opportunities for connection and companionship that present themselves. Dogs teach us that love need not be bound by time, for the impact they leave on our hearts endures long after they have departed. Not cats, really. Lives a little longer, burns athousand times less bright.
>this shameless dog worship
you sound like you suck off dogs. literally dogs are bastards who are aggressive destroy property and are often poorly trained.a dogs love is to be expected as they love anyone who gives them food. It isn't special. A good cat on the other hand is a rarer thing. the beauty of a good cat is they arent constantly in your space. dogs have no concept of personal space or independence. I've met cats as friendly as dogs but not overbearing with their affection.
i'd rather have a good cat
Dogs are astute observers of human emotions, often offering solace and comfort when we need it most. They possess an innate ability to bring people together, fostering connections and friendships that transcend boundaries. They demonstrate resilience in the face of adversity, often serving as therapists, service animals, or heroes in times of crisis. They teach us about responsibility, patience, and selflessness. So, my dear friend, I implore you to consider the following: You're a stupid homosexual, so of course you love stupid homosexuals like cats.
then why doesnt dumb mutt know not to jump on guests and try to lick their faces. dogs cant read the room for shit. Cats are nice because they are more cautious, they're also less money to take care of, they are less aggressive.
my cat knew my father who was allergic couldnt be around him, and kept his distance, yet he would approach strangers who came to our house to greet them (like a dog)
service animals are based that is a good point but 90% of dogs are just yapping mutts and their personalities are carbon copies of eachother.
That's poor training
then most dog owners are poor trainers. Literally the majority of them suck. Which is part of the reason i dislike dogs so much.
i keep indoor cats so they dont frick up the environment, i also neuter them so they dont overpopulate. Cats are based, they're the low effort high reward animal.
if you have a busier life or want independence they are the ideal pet. if you live in a smaller place they are the ideal pet. Even if you want outside cats most cats are smart and can hunt and survive on their own.
Again a dogs love is "smothering" and easy to gain. Literally just own a dog and give it food and it will treat you well, unless its a a shitbull.
if dog owners trained their dogs to their fullest potential i wouldnt have so many complaints. But i literally walk across the street to avoid dogs because a lot of them approach strangers.
>if dog owners trained their dogs to their fullest potential i wouldnt have so many complaints
So you just hate trainers who produce dumb ass dogs. That's not the dog's problem. If it were a well-trained shitbull I'd agree with you, shitbulls should require a license and a large metal fence.
almost all dog owners are shitty trainers. even if your dog does something like stare at someone for food its a shitty trained dog.
I mostly agree with that. Most people raise poorly. But raising properly isn't a huge job. You can watch a couple of YT videos and have an amazing companion for life. And most dogs, even poorly trained, are still great. Even the best trained cats are just poorly trained dogs, they're just quiet. Do you also often mistake quiet people for intelligent people?
good cats dont need much training. my cat wasnt trained but knew
>to use the liter box
>not to scratch furniture
>wasnt aggressive towards people
>didnt try to escape the house anytime the door was opened
You have an amazing companion for 10-12* years most times with dogs. with a cat you have an amazing companion for life. literally a based cat can live to 30
With cats you can have a meowing doorstop for life.*
the meowing is the one thing i think can be annoying about cats as they will meow early in the morning sometimes. thats a hard behavior to train out. but its not as bad or as loud as dogs barking.
>thats a hard behavior to train out. but its not as bad or as loud as dogs barking.
It's not a rough process training it out of dogs at all. In fact, you can get a dog to shut up entirely until it senses danger.
>Cats are nice because they are more cautious, they're also less money to take care of, they are less aggressive
Cat aggression is taken less seriously than dog aggression.* Cats are more territorial and display more antagonizing behaviors, especially toward other animals. You're never winning. You're trying to defend the vermin of the pet world.
>Dogs are astute observers of human emotions,
Yeah. Sure. If they were so astute and aware of what we feel, then they wouldn't need training. They would be able to recognize when we're upset that it peed on the floor, or tore up a stuffed animal, and would be so in tune with us that it would apologize by never doing that again. Which never happens. Ever.
Plus, dogs are so loyal that they need to be kept on leashes and in fences. They return only for food. They also attack people. Great animals, really. If the dog industry wasn't making so much money, then maybe people would actually care how many people get mauled on the regular by 'mans best friend'.
>this guy doesn't know what the difference between an emotion, a literal physical feeling, and mind reading is
No wonder, you're too stupid to prefer dogs over cats.
You know someone is delusional when they call dogs stupid. They’re one of the most intelligent pets you can own. They’re demonstrably smarter than cats
Remind me again how many breeds of cats can solve puzzles and open doors?
cats literally stare at walls all day. there’s next to nothing going on in their head
Kys Black person cathomosexual
Absolutely true, but people get so defensive because they're children in love with their dog which cannot love them back.
The only thing I disagree with is keeping any animals as pets at all.
>dog which cannot love them back.
This is an obvious lie you soulless trash.
Your dumb ass has literally never seen the difference between a dog greeting the owner/family vs a guest vs a stranger vs a threat
Gee, I wonder why. The owner provides the dog with food, the stranger does not. There's the difference.
>love doesn't count if the subject provides something
so love doesn't exist, huh?
I love my cat but that little Black person is anything but quiet. He announces his presence when walking into a room with all kinds of silly noises.
Um, Garfield is an adult cat. Why is his father proportionally larger than him relative to a human father and his child? Why aren’t they the same size? Is that cat bigger than Garfield’s owner? Looks like it weighs 400lbs.
Malnutrition.
sam jackson's black guy voice coming out of a fat animated cat sounds like kino
kung fu panda would be the third best film of all time (behind waterworld and back to the future) if it had patrice voicing the panda instead of jack black
>rap music starts playing
That’s great Hansdeep Nigelwong, you still will never be European or Egyptian.
Everything in our society was invented/created by whites, to the point where you don't even notice it.
This isn't about justifying superiority, it's about Blacks being so moronic they never even invented the wheel.
Kek Eurafrica forever. Eurasia never ever. Sorry bout it, mukluk.
True but you aren't white. Even if egyptians aren't like west africans, which of course they're not, they're still not white.
Didn't they say that black people can only voice black people? Garfield was black all along?
This thread is talking about dumb shit when it should be about samuel l jackson literally going mentally ill in the past few years and acting in the worst shit imaginable
sounds more like he recognizes he cemented his career and legacy no matter what so he just does whatever he wants AKA one of those rare, strange freaks who enjoys acting for what it is
>black and redhead
So double Black. This is perfect casting.
Speaking of mudhuts
You're making an argument against no one, dumb tourist.
You wouldn't be in an air conditioned building using electricity and internet without whites.
Where's your meme discrediting that?
Ok genghis
again, this does nothing to discredit white prosperity.
and you will never be a woman.
Such prosper
Your memes are anti nordic but no one here posted anything about being nordic
Reading between the lines is a Eurafrican skill. Definitely not an Asian gypsy skill (no offence to Asian continentals who have learned such skills by staying in their lands and cultivating it).
I get that you're trying to post anti-white shit but again you're only posting anti nordic shit
Indians hate anglos and nords by extension but pretend they're inheritors of roman/greek civilization
anytime you see someone borderline ESL spamming about how bad "anglos" "nords" "paleskins" etc but noticeably not going after meds it's a pajeet
Europeans respect Indians more than Asian gypsies like rusanglogermcucks. Sorry Hansdeep Nigelwong. Should’ve stayed in Mohenjo Darro and Harappa when you still had the chance. So what the Chinese walled you out? No need to cry to Europeans and Africans about it.
ALERT
ALERT
PAJEET DETECTED
PAJEET IDENTIFIED
I’m not a rusanglogermcuck though. I’m fully european.
Even worst. I believe its a Romanian schizo that larps as a TRVE ROMAN
I'm sicilian and yurok and redder than you ranjeesh
seethe elsewhere
aurelius is such a fricking midwit
>don’t deliberate on what goodness is, just be good
>yeah but what is goodness? how do I just be good
Always was black.
He's a cat who loves to snooze
>meow meow motherfricker do you speak it
Damn, this thread derailed so quick no one even had time to make jokes about a black dad still being in the picture.
Why is Samuel Jackson in everything? I haven’t seen him in this many things in a long time.
>the news came on a Monday
not a mistake
god bless
There’s no reason for me to be banned. Just posting facts without seething like a moronic chud.
Irl male cats have no connection to their mate or their children.
>giinger is played by a black actor
woah
Thread full of falseflaggers.
Casting clearly just done for a deeper voice.
Don't let shills muddy the argument.
Garfield? Moar leik cottonfield amirte?
What’s the issue it’s frick Garfield a frick cat. Say what again!?
Jon arbuckle is such a cuck, no wonder he owns a cat
Brain damaged Cinemaphilecel thread
meds and nords are bros, only swarthy poo fingers like you try to come between us.
Bros in the sense of an audience being bros with the clown that entertains them, sure.
i’m not criticising meds, i’m saying stoicism is meme philosophy for midwits
>its a /misc/ gets angry over meaningless shit episode
>putting shitty Lawry's on lasagna
do nigfields really?
Nogs are hilarious when they ape out.
>Hey this might actually be good
>Garfield speaks
>it's just Chris Pratt playing Chris Pratt
dropped
>Hey this might actually be good
You one of them morons everyone talks about here?nvadk
I hope Sam Jackson isn't relying on "incel dudes" to go see this movie
>deadbeat black dad who left his family only returns to sponge off his teenage son and becomes a terrible role model so the son chooses the white people as his real family in the end
kek at all these implications
Meh. Nothing will top lasagna cat.
I was wondering where all the shills went today.