>Dis Crimmas... >Saint Nic >Is comin to yo hood >"Drop it like it's hot" starts playing >homie Claus in his flying red Escalade starts dropping Newports down chimneys in Harlem >eats hot cheetos and washes it down with hennesey >"Merry muthafrickin chrimmas, my homies"
S. Claus was most assuredly not a Black person. I say was, because as we all know, he was murdered by israelis why visiting a brothel near Duesseldorf.
jews tried to gaslight them into caring about Kwanza and we were forced to celebrate it in public school but weren’t allowed to say “Merry Christmas” and had to say “happy holidays.” No idea why Kwanza was ok but Christmas wasn’t but yes, black people celebrate Christmas and Kwanza has been forgotten for decades.
>Dashing Through the Snow
100% this was scripted or produced as Black Santa, and they changed it during post
Does the new title even mean anything to the movie except the line from the song?
I'll bet its about a black dude that becomes "Santa" for his community to help kids and he gets chased by Klan members or something stupid like that, he's gotta dash through the snow to get back to the safety of the crackhouse
>Please watch our movies. we will stop making woke shit, promise,
>well, maybe after this one...
The frick?
scary
Going through all those chimneys is bound to stain your skin
>this [REDACTED]mas some homie will break into your house, but it’s a good thing!
I won’t be watching…
Not to sound racist or anything, but nobody (even black people) want some black guy entering their home while they sleep.
>Santa becomes black
>AW SHIT homie HIDE YO COOKIES AN MILK!!
Art imitates life kek
>Ludacris
Kino
So now Santa steals your shit
ho ho ho muthafricka
They literally cannot help themselves
>hide the milk and cookies
>break out the cornstarch
Hitler
Was
Right
>company is in downard spiral due to woke shit
>release with a black santa
>tfw you live long enough to see the mouse die
>not posting the full picture
homosexual
Disney fricking my ass by raping my childhood just flew over my house!
Dis Christmas, dem gifts is all stolen. Sheeeeeit. Make crab boil.
>Old Saint D'Quavian
>Dis Crimmas...
>Saint Nic
>Is comin to yo hood
>"Drop it like it's hot" starts playing
>homie Claus in his flying red Escalade starts dropping Newports down chimneys in Harlem
>eats hot cheetos and washes it down with hennesey
>"Merry muthafrickin chrimmas, my homies"
S. Claus was most assuredly not a Black person. I say was, because as we all know, he was murdered by israelis why visiting a brothel near Duesseldorf.
do black people even celebrate christmas?
only if their neighbours do
jews tried to gaslight them into caring about Kwanza and we were forced to celebrate it in public school but weren’t allowed to say “Merry Christmas” and had to say “happy holidays.” No idea why Kwanza was ok but Christmas wasn’t but yes, black people celebrate Christmas and Kwanza has been forgotten for decades.
HIDE YO MILK N' COOKIES
>santa is black
>he still gives the white kids the best gifts
>Dashing Through the Snow
100% this was scripted or produced as Black Santa, and they changed it during post
Does the new title even mean anything to the movie except the line from the song?
I'll bet its about a black dude that becomes "Santa" for his community to help kids and he gets chased by Klan members or something stupid like that, he's gotta dash through the snow to get back to the safety of the crackhouse
OH LAWD DEM BELLS
>hide the valuables
>written by Scott Rosenberg
>Christmas party scene
>black grandma starts raping
It all has a single white female kind of vibe. So tiresome.
Dear lord Bridgitte Fonda was an absolute cutie pie.
yep that's me
I would have my house on full lockdown like The Purge every Chr*stmas Eve.
>Black personclause the movie
The only male figure giving these niglets gifts on the holiday isn't even real. Absolute poetry
>be Rel Howery
>be lil
so it's a krampus movie, then