Nah it’s some jiggaboo with huge lips that has difficulty enunciating half of her lines in the film. You get some pretty decent cleavage shots from her though.
Movie was pretty fricking bad. The jokes peppered throughout are cringeworthy. You get a whole lot of filler with the humans, the weirdest thing about it, is the fact that the black girl technically didn't even need to be there.
They don't develop her AT ALL compared to the Spanish dude— they could have just had the spanish dude work at the museum, break the stone and get fired, resort to stealing a car to pay for lil bro's treatments, shit plays out the same, and then he goes back for the stone later. They don't even have chemistry, nor do they really interact.
The autobots are fricking pansies, and barely do anything. Acree and Mirage literally own peashooters, and the rest of them stand around. The animals suck, and only two have a "character" which is giving them too much credit.
The longshot that got spammed the frick out of in trailers has some of the most unfitting music in the movie, and it's not even from the 90's time period which was a really stupid move.
The ending ties in fricking GI Joe which was dumb as frick.
ok that pic is crazy, she did not look THAT bad in the film
The autobots had the lamest fricking weapons lol, every single one of them had a peashooter.
At least Primal looked awesome in his main form, I thought they were going to blueball us and not even show him transform.
Nightbird was kinda cool.
Transformers 3 will never be topped. Transformers is also too dumb to ever be great in film form since it's fundamentally a moronic idea. Gundam or Macross are the only robot shows that work because the focus is on human conflict with the mechs just being weapons instead of characters, but neither will ever happen in live action since Macross's film rights are owned by some israelite real estate company, and Tomino Gundam is basically the nations of earth fighting off space Zionism.
Just got out of the theater a bit ago, Regal plays movies a day early.
They make jokes about white people in this lol, a mom says “Make sure to laugh at their jokes, white people love that.”
Pete Davidson was okay as Mirage I guess.
Optimus was as brutal as he is in the bayformer movies, he even says “I’ll take back the key and then take his head” along with a bunch of other one-liners.
The fights are cool but the movie should be called Black person Fatigue: The Film.
The end of the film has the main character get recruited to GI Joe and then the credits jump in with “BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE CAN’T YOU SEE” I’m not even kidding lmfao
Old military guy tries to recruit main character and says they’re an agency that takes care of planet-wide threats, says they’re going to pay for his little brother’s sickle cell treatment. Hands the main character a business card and says “We could use someone with your talents.” Main guy flips over the business card and it just says “GI JOE” and then some little military factory behind them opens up. Then it cuts to the beginning credits and a midcredits scene where they reveal Pete Davidson survived, which is funny because they also killed off Bumblebee and then resurrected him in this movie too.
That sounds like absolute bullshit. I believe you
Kek I guess Hasbro hasn't learned the lesson from that shitty Snake Eyes film that shared universe bait thing is getting stale these days
The best part is John Dimaggio isn’t even in it, his decepticon was in the opening scene that was cut for being too “dark.”
I wish someone could kill off Michelle Yeoh already, that b***h must be in debt with how many acting jobs she’s taken in the past two years.
>Rise of the Beasts
>mexican robots
It's fricking OVER. We're never recovering from this. But enough about the bayformers...
wtf
yeah won’t be watching
I thought Bumblebee’s main characters were John Cena and a mexican girl?
That the we wuz mermaids b***h?
Nah it’s some jiggaboo with huge lips that has difficulty enunciating half of her lines in the film. You get some pretty decent cleavage shots from her though.
No it’s some other niggress. They always go out of their way to cast the ugliest sheboons they can find, instead of sexually attractive black kweenz.
Movie was pretty fricking bad. The jokes peppered throughout are cringeworthy. You get a whole lot of filler with the humans, the weirdest thing about it, is the fact that the black girl technically didn't even need to be there.
They don't develop her AT ALL compared to the Spanish dude— they could have just had the spanish dude work at the museum, break the stone and get fired, resort to stealing a car to pay for lil bro's treatments, shit plays out the same, and then he goes back for the stone later. They don't even have chemistry, nor do they really interact.
The autobots are fricking pansies, and barely do anything. Acree and Mirage literally own peashooters, and the rest of them stand around. The animals suck, and only two have a "character" which is giving them too much credit.
The longshot that got spammed the frick out of in trailers has some of the most unfitting music in the movie, and it's not even from the 90's time period which was a really stupid move.
The ending ties in fricking GI Joe which was dumb as frick.
ok that pic is crazy, she did not look THAT bad in the film
The autobots had the lamest fricking weapons lol, every single one of them had a peashooter.
At least Primal looked awesome in his main form, I thought they were going to blueball us and not even show him transform.
Nightbird was kinda cool.
Transformers 3 will never be topped. Transformers is also too dumb to ever be great in film form since it's fundamentally a moronic idea. Gundam or Macross are the only robot shows that work because the focus is on human conflict with the mechs just being weapons instead of characters, but neither will ever happen in live action since Macross's film rights are owned by some israelite real estate company, and Tomino Gundam is basically the nations of earth fighting off space Zionism.
Hey now, the 86 animated film was kickass other than the dinobot filler halfway through. It still looks better than half of modern anime.
Why does the CGI look so bad?
Just got out of the theater a bit ago, Regal plays movies a day early.
They make jokes about white people in this lol, a mom says “Make sure to laugh at their jokes, white people love that.”
Pete Davidson was okay as Mirage I guess.
Optimus was as brutal as he is in the bayformer movies, he even says “I’ll take back the key and then take his head” along with a bunch of other one-liners.
The fights are cool but the movie should be called Black person Fatigue: The Film.
The end of the film has the main character get recruited to GI Joe and then the credits jump in with “BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE CAN’T YOU SEE” I’m not even kidding lmfao
>Opttimus WarCrime
lol he was such an butthole the whole movie.
Unicron goes “I can give you anything you could ever want” and Optimus replies “Then DIE!”
GIJoe? Not Sector 7 or shit but THE GIJoes?
Old military guy tries to recruit main character and says they’re an agency that takes care of planet-wide threats, says they’re going to pay for his little brother’s sickle cell treatment. Hands the main character a business card and says “We could use someone with your talents.” Main guy flips over the business card and it just says “GI JOE” and then some little military factory behind them opens up. Then it cuts to the beginning credits and a midcredits scene where they reveal Pete Davidson survived, which is funny because they also killed off Bumblebee and then resurrected him in this movie too.
That sounds like absolute bullshit. I believe you
Kek I guess Hasbro hasn't learned the lesson from that shitty Snake Eyes film that shared universe bait thing is getting stale these days
The best part is John Dimaggio isn’t even in it, his decepticon was in the opening scene that was cut for being too “dark.”
I wish someone could kill off Michelle Yeoh already, that b***h must be in debt with how many acting jobs she’s taken in the past two years.
I like how they skipped the Hispanic from Bumblebee
Here's your lead, bro.
Dios mio
What does he turn into? My bike?
Was OREO BOT in it? and is he one of the main Transformographagyzer.
My favorite line was
>MIRAGE! You brought a Black person here?
>Primal…you CHOSE to work with SPICS?
airrazor didn’t even get to transform, dumb bird b***hes BTFO