>wears the ring instead of destroying it.

>wears the ring instead of destroying it. gollum saves the day by taking it from him and falling into lava
is he supposed to be the hero of the story?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real heroes were Bilbo and Sam

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam and bilbo wouldn't have made it carrying the ring to mordor

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the book, God is the real hero because he makes Gollum trip and fall.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Tolkien only mentioned that in his letters.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the real hero.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Gandalf just use the eagles to get it there?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The eye would have burned the eagles feathers with his flame stare and then the nazguls would rape them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't Sauron and the nazguls do that to Sam and Frodo?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          many close calls, they hid behind rocks though

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the good guy because i want to pin him down in the grass and rub my mouth all over his face while humping away. He’d flinch with every thrust yet maintain a sort of listless abdication of hope - just lying there waiting for it to be over so he can wither away in peace.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

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      yeah man....

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    there is no real hero because mortals are powerless in the face of evil, but thats ok because evil is self-defeating and powerless in the face of good

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    look man, its just a dumb fantasy story
    do you get mad that the kid in the goodnight moon book never ate his bowl full of mush?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hero’s Journey

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never noticed how attractive he was.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made it further than 99.999% would have and him getting it as far as he did was what got it destroyed.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Isildur was probably as strong willed as any other, despite his power he still managed to walk into the edge of mt doom like Frodo and only then he turned around. So its not just the men that were weak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isildur carried it 100 feet from the foot of mount doom to the inside. Frodo dealt with the ring for waaaaaaaaaay more distance.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also had to deal with seemingly good and noble people around him often losing their fricking minds at the mere prospect of getting the ring. The temptation to claim it for himself as a potential protection from those episodes must have been staggering. That's one part of the insidious power of the ring few mention.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Bilbo showing mercy, even to the undeserving, was what saved everyone and the world.

    They literally did friendship is magic.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring broke Frodo and he sided with evil
    The good guys won only because of luck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was from Buckland, after all

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The official explanation is that nobody in Middle Earth could willingly destroy the Ring in the end, and so God decided that managing to carry it to Mt Doom was good enough, and did the rest.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the hero for getting that far.
    Anglos like their tragic heroes who fail in the attempt against overwhelming odds.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they have to carry the ring around their neck? Why not wrap it in cloth and carry it in a backpack?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo is the escort mission NPC. You must protect him at all cost until he reaches Mt Doom, after which the unskippable cutscene plays.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bilbo saved Gollum. Frodo saved Gollum too. And Gollum hid the One Ring for more than 5 centuries as well, Gollum could have became a ring wraith but he resisted.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have been able to carry the ring all the way to mount doom if not Frodo? Everyone was a pussy ass b***h until little guy stepped up

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