Can be fairly certain it will be kino? Tim Burton behind it, Jenna Ortega as Wednesday, and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia? I'm sold.
Only issue I have is Luis Guzman as Gomez. Is he handsome enough? Will there be Uncle Fester?
Wednesday Netflix Series
what tf are you talking about Luis Guzman is fricking HOT
SHE’S 20 YOU SICK FRICK
Dropped
A bit old for my tastes but Latinas are my weak point so I'll make an exception.
Luiz Guzman would be a good Uncle Fester
that's a hot kid
I don’t know but I know that one porn parody of the Adams Family is great
based dub coomer
Who stars in it?
It’s the one with Kate Bloom as Wednesday
lmao saw some screenshots. uncle fester fricks her hahaha
looks hot though. i think im gonna coom to that tonight
Good luck captain coomer
This one?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131783/
>Only issue I have is Luis Guzman as Gomez
Wtf? So the guy with a Spanish name must be a la Raza spic
>Netflix
The name itself is like a curse. A black spot. Tear it all down and start again.
Isn't Luis Guzman better suited for Fester?
Tim Burton became a hack and what i have read from the premise it sounds like they had a random teen supernatural show script lying around and they slapped the Addams ip on it for recognition
Why the frick did they spic-wash the main characters?
>Another shit-tier bait
the dad's name is GOMEZ
his last name is ADDAMS
That's his first name my guy.
Netflix thinks boosting their ESG rating will compensate for tanking stock, unironically
Her again? Who is she banging to get all these rolls?
Me
Get me a job
Why is TIm Burton guaranteed kino? I think the man has proved that he's largely talentless, all of his revered films are due to collaboration, ever since he's had this "auteur" status thrust upon him he's done nothing but deliver stinker upon stinker.
Dudes a hack.
He should've stick with practical effects instead of CGI
She's the focus, as is her time at high school and her relationships, the "family mystery" part will be a never-ending run of side adventures that go nowhere and will under-utilise the rest of the family. They'll at best appear for 1/3 of each episode.
This. After the first episode the novelty of the Addams Family connection will fade and it'll be another genetic netflix vaguely magical teen drama bullshit.
Sort of worried that they'll try too hard to make it a teen girl drama show, but it's the Addams Family so I'm sure they understand that it's supposed to be a comedy first and foremost
They won't though, they can't help themselves. There will be the typical bully girl, the love interest, the predictable teen drama nonsense with just passing relation to the premise. Sure, there will be some "mystery" she has to discover, but that will just drag as we get episodes of angsty crap. I wish it wasn't like this. It could be a great show. But it'll be just another pic related.
>actual shilling
It won't help you. This shit will fail just like any other. Plz get cancer and die.
I hope this show will posses half the heart the original did but also act as a means to let white people find Mexicans sexier. For my benefit
Any recommendations of this actresses kinography? I need to sample check her abilities.
Gomez is only handsome in the 90s film the original description and future versions of Gomez is supposed to be kind of ugly
Raul Julia really warped what we expect a Gomez to be: charming, handsome, cool.
Maybe it's for the better.
>Is he handsome enough?
Raul Julia wasn't
I'd say that Raul Julia was the most handsome of the actors to play Gomez, but Gomez isn't supposed to be very handsome in the first place. It's part of the joke that he's this weird looking rich guy who has a smoking hot wife.
Julia wad handsome in that "weird 50 year old man" way. Guzman is a literal Goblin. His casting at least gives me confidence it will be comedic.
Honestly, Gomez Addams character should be played by Johnny Depp. He is made for this role
Holy SEX
deep anal action
My problem with nu-shows and nu-women who play the mains in those shese shows is that its always the same, the girl character is always the same as any other, I havent seen a trailer of this or snything bu I bet that Wedbesday is a quirky introvert thats mistaken for being shy and anti social, but at the same time gets a long well with people and is popular, takes selfies with her phone and talks and acts like a wienert high school girl,but with a sense of irony, all these shows present the same made up fantasy teen girl today
Correct me if im wrong
This is just a substitute for that Sabrina show
NuWednesday mogs Sabrina's actress
Thank you Netflix for this bounty of material we are about to redeem.
Amen
She sure takes her vitamins
uhh why is she drinking water like that? that's not how you're supposed to drink
*gulp*
Imagine if that was my dick haha
Holy shit
Why does she remind me of the Lainey Ball
>is this how you attract the israeli producers mommy?
God, I wish that were me
Always on her fricking phone
Only hot as Wednesday.
>That outfit
Frick, I have a boner.
not by the hair of her chinny chin chin
Shit. Its all shit. What role does Helena Bonham Carter play this time? Wait, let me guess. Shes going to be the quirky yet intelligent tertiary character who gets far too much screentime despite her ongoing awful acting abilty? Color me surprised.
they broke up so she isn't in his movies anymore
doesn't christina ricci have a bit part in this?
shame about the jaw
>Jenna Ortega as Wednesday
I legit thought they just put frick ton of make up on Christina Ricci. Given it's a netflix production this kind of shambolic production wouldn't have even surprised me.
Luiz Guzman is Gomez??? Couldn't they get Oscar Isaac?? That dude will act in anything and he already looks like Gomez.
>Luiz Guzman is Gomez?
lmfao what
Are we going to have an influx of zoomer girls acting like quirky goths now?
God I hope so
why? You'll never sleep with them
Yeah I'm too busy sleeping with your mom lmao
>is Luis Guzman as Gomez. Is he handsome enough?
No, and I doubt Antonio Banderas is even doing anything right now
is this rated R and does Jenna have sex in it?
wednesday would have a hairy pussy and ass. just doesn't seem like the type to shave at all
Imagine the smell
Man, why you got to lower the tone like that.
>Contemplate the aroma
visualize the stench
please have a nude scene
SHADMOK?
Wonder if she has been told how many men would have a hard on for her, because she is wearing their goth fetish
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If she's not a funny sociopath like in the movies I'm out. I don't want or need Wednesday to have character development. She's not that kind of character.
Don't fricking ruin her by turning her good, normal, or some other bullshit.
If she gets a bf or a gf, it should be a knife or axe that she baptized in the blood of the innocent, not an actual person, unless they are Addams enough for her.
i can picture he love interest being a normal guy and Mortica not allowing her to date him because he is so normal
Doesn't really fit with the character, but they could make a joke of it being her 'experimental' phase or something.
yeah her rebellious teenage phase is having a crush on a normal guy and trying out for the cheerleading team or something. I can picture her being simped after by some goth-loving nerd though
Could be fun to watch Wednesday try to be normal (what she thinks is normal). She wears her normal clothes, but it's all BRIGHT PINK and she's BLONDE. She brings muffin baskets to school. No mold. Gives apples to teachers. Razor blade free.
honestly i dont want the show to be edgy or adult or anything. it needs to retain the campiness of the original series and the movies. it shouldn't take itself seriously at all.
Turns out it wasn't Wednesday, it was July Addams, her identical cousin (it's a thing, okay. Really) who kidnapped her and took her place.
But Wednesday didn't care enough to tell anyone after she escaped 2 weeks ago. She's been in the basement working on a prototype guillotine this whole time.
She should also be deadpan and laconic. OP's pic looks like that, but I'm scared that in the show she'll be LOOK MOM I'M ACTING.
chance of panty shots in the show?
luis guzman looks like the og gomez, so i'll allow it. but is this still the show about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders? that sounds like bollocks
>show about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders? that sounds like bollocks
WEDNESDAY(as a police consultant like in Elementary): Captain, I figured out who committed the murders!
POLICE CAPTAIN: Who did it? Tell us!
WEDNESDAY: Me. With my new psychic powers.
*go all Scanners on everyone's asses*
>about wednesday developing psychic powers and solving murders?
Riverdale/nuNancy Drew-style?
Dropped. Hard. And I step on it and crush it into powder.
Wednesday doesn't solve crime with psychic powers, she uses her pychic powers like a mental theatre screen to watch as many murders as she can for fun.
>Tim Burton behind it
burton films were bad even with actual producers
netflix is throwing money in names without any supervision
>meet girl who looks exactly like Wednesday from the movies, cute, petite, goth
>fool around a bit, keep distance cause shes obsessed with Sam Hyde, but otherwise cool
>calls me a few days ago and tells me shes in a mental hospital
>no word since
LIFES NOT FAIR
>keep distance
are you gay? mentally unstable girls are the most fun to frick. I have frick girls that are suicidal and schizos. I even had a 4 way with 3 girls because i told all of them that i wouldn'y frick them anymore unless they did. i've only been stabbed by them twice and it wasn't even in a vital area of my body
keep distance means frick, but not introduce to the family
That's the best part for me. Meeting the parents with the weirdest gf possible is almost a fetish. It's even better when it's a family reunion.
>getting my face casually sat on by scary goth girl
>father enters room asking what I wanted for dinner not knowing I had her round, or maybe he did
>darted right back out of the room
>”son, you are into some really weird shit, enjoy it whilst it lasts”
Only thing my father said to me that’s made sense in my old age
>2022
>series about LE EDGY GIRL
>ww-wiw-iw-wi-ll- ititit-siti-s b-b-b-be-be-e kk-kin-ink0-oo???
You're so fricking moronic I don't know how you remember to breathe.
wasnt she just in that a24 horror thing called X basically showing her stinkhole?
Elaborate ser
pretty sure this is what he meant
I have high hopes for this show.
post it
I don't care much for the series but hopefully this means more Wednesday porn is coming.
Netflix Reddit hoes will deliver, I have faith.
It's literaly Riverdale but with the Addams IP instead of Archie. It's over.
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