>weed: check. >cereal: check. >tv: check

>weed: check
>cereal: check
>tv: check
Yep, it's kino time!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back, plebbitor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they hired a white male
          literal nazis

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rosen
            >white
            nah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rosen
          The jokes write themselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weed gives me anxiety therefore nobody should be allowed to enjoy it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they get anxiety too, unless they're very low IQ
        people are literally dependent on it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, the anxiety fades into the background but it's always there. Speaking as a former stoner, stoners are some of the most neurotic people around but it feels good so they can't stop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is wrong with it, but the redditors who inhabit this site wouldn't think so.
      >drug that makes stupid people even dumber
      >bowl of sugar
      >"adult" animation on the screen
      I reverse searched the image, and every link is Reddit. They even discussed Cinemaphile's response to the image, which I'll post here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's childish and no adult with a functioning brain should behave that way.

        pleasssse shut the frick up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weak bait

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hood bawd
          good sex but nasty ho with std and emotional baggage
          >whiskey
          fricks with your hormones, gives you hangover, bad for gains but smooth whiskey is still nice
          >american cuckball
          fricking moronic ass wannabe sport.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm da based alpha!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody said anything like this you fricking homosexual Black person. frick off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He mogged you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          such a butthurt Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's childish and no adult with a functioning brain should behave that way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he says on a website for talking about tv shows, video games, and japanese cartoons

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What point are you trying to make? What percentage of this website eats fruit loops while watching cartoons? Whatever it is, I bet the number is higher on Reddit, which is where this image is from. If anyone doesn't have a problem with it, they should go back. I'm filtering the thread now, and you npcs can talk to each other.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >your juvenile time wasting is le bad
            >my juvenile time wasting is le good

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sugary crap and drugs
              Vs
              >words on the internet
              Totally comparable you moronic plebbitor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the internet is a israeli creation to control people. It's literally a dopamine machine filled with propaganda.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar is better for you than using the internet as a "hobby" is. This shit is brain numbing, look at the moronic stuff we're arguing about.

                Marijuana, sugary cereal, and Rick & Morty are symbols of reddit culture, and we are antagonistic towards reddit.

                >samegayging this hard.
                lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Le samegay
                >Has no argument
                Fricking have a nice day, stupid Black

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar is better for you than using the internet as a "hobby" is. This shit is brain numbing, look at the moronic stuff we're arguing about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Seething in a bait thread about what you perceive "redditors" to be doing
                >this is a productive and healthy use of my time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >predditor gets mad when called out
                Like clockwork

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What percentage of this website eats fruit loops while watching cartoons
            Probably a high percentage, considering how many cartoon boards we have.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >discussing your interests and shitposting for a few hours a week is the same as consooming sugary slop, drugs and soi infused cartoons daily
          Dumb predditor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marijuana, sugary cereal, and Rick & Morty are symbols of reddit culture, and we are antagonistic towards reddit.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do grown male millenials eat cereal?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oatmeal is better in every possible way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was traumatized as a kid with watery oatmeal or those packets with the funny tasting flavors. Finally made a real bowl with milk, cinnamon, nutmeg and a dash of salt, maple syrup and brown sugar and I have seen the light.

        >not vaping distillates
        NGMI

        Best bang for your buck for sure, but the vape tends to be a tad harsh. After years of only dabbing I’m back on the good ol leaf.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's an excuse to chug down an entire litre of milk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it tastes good and is no better/worse than other junk food, also this

      it's an excuse to chug down an entire litre of milk

      Oatmeal is better in every possible way.

      not mutually exclusive

      >not vaping distillates
      NGMI

      >distillate
      shiggydiggy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cereal
      you wish, that stuff is 90% sugar, 5% starch and 5% Mystery-Chemical-Product-#25.164™

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got to glyphosate maxx

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice ouchie fauci

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      comfort food

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not vaping distillates
    NGMI

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only bad part of this pic is the Rick and Morty.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got let out of rehab
    >struggling to cut down the booze
    >old friend offers me some weed
    >start blazing again instead of getting shiftaced
    I'm sorry /druk/ lads. I've fallen to the meme of just spazzing out on my sofa whilst eating pizza and watching reruns on daytime television

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet, you're probably way less outwardly destructive
      if anything the self destruction suffered by extensive weed users is usually a passive checking out from the world
      /druk/gays like to drag the universe into their spiral
      this is probably wasted air but for me it was finding something I enjoyed more than being spaced out that required thought.
      I started making music and learning calculus and got high way less

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stopped drinking too much with the help of vaping hash
        >only drink 2 beers on a wednesday
        >when hash done vaping, roll it into a Spliff substituting tobacco with mint tea
        >only get high from friday to sunday
        >rest of the week work

        working for me so far. yeah I'm still on drugs but it's much better than buying a bottle of whiskey or two each night. enjoying the 10 year long break off ganja and getting monged off half a join and a few lite beers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody says you have to quit anything, just get a better balance.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            been trying to do that for ages now. booze isn't something you can get a patch for like smoking. when I run out, I pace around like a moron and eventually go on a trek for more

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              2 weeks until you don't feel it. change environments can help. or, unironically, just smoke weed. have you ever done psychedelics?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't not be a moronic self destroying substance abusing homosexual
      Lmao pathetic, hope youre proud.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got denied meds that make you not need to drink
        >got denied meds that make you spew up when you drink
        >advice is to keep drinking until I ween myself off naturally
        >go to old friend and get some weed that makes me drink less than 1/5 as much as normal
        nothing proud about it, just found an easier way out that through the gubmints

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stopped drinking too much with the help of vaping hash
      >only drink 2 beers on a wednesday
      >when hash done vaping, roll it into a Spliff substituting tobacco with mint tea
      >only get high from friday to sunday
      >rest of the week work

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weed has been proved scientifically to reduce stress, increase work productivity, increase healthy sleep patterns and better eating for malnourished individuals. Alcohol is addictive, cancer inducing, racism inducing, and actual liquid poison. You’re a legit dumbass if you think alcohol is okay to drink. I’m a stoner and I’m proud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Quentin when you need him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >increase work productivity,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      insane bait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah potheads are known to be highly productive and disciplined.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most potheads are paranoid as frick, dumb and aggressive. The chill stoner is a meme. The biggest example is snoop dog losing his mind over a damn videogame.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no basis for your claim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        verifiably true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also subscribe to NORML's newsletter!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racism inducing

      what is the active ingredient in alcohol that induces racism and can we distill it into a more concentrated form

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racism
      Shalom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I sniff Meth instead, weed is ok but i hate the users, alcohol is cringe, also frick cokeheads they are morons getting ripped off for a drug that produces a fraction of the dopamine release as crystal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meth is for fulltime losers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been smoking weed for a long time and it sure as frick doesn't make you eat better, sleep better or increase work productivity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can one anon be this moronic?
      >I smoke weed constantly AND THATS A GOOD THING
      Ah, there we go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does responding to obvious bait make you feel smart?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take a moment and look at the post you replied to, and then at what you just wrote. And then go ahead and let yourself feel bad. You earned it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the studies they base this on are 50 years old at this point, when they were testing flower with less than 1% THC. and even then the "results" are non-replicable. but people just run with this and chief 40% oil through USB sticks, if they're not lacing flower with fent. not exactly in the age of cheech and chong's dogshit doobie, now are we. ya enjoy it, fricko.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its chex

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the exact moment Rick And Morty became unwatchable? I stopped after S3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching that garbage in the first place

      Sugar is better for you than using the internet as a "hobby" is. This shit is brain numbing, look at the moronic stuff we're arguing about.

      Nice try predditor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching that garbage in the first place
        I was younger then and it was popular. I regret ever getting into it but I don't blame myself at all and just see it as anothe phase.
        And it was an objectively better show then despite the insufferably awful fandom. I've heard S4+ is unwatchable bilge.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          When Justin left. The show was never really great, but it was entertaining enough when Justin was in the building arguing plot points with Dan Harmon, spending days in the booth improvising, getting frustrated with overwrought plots and being like, “how about fricking Mr Meeseeks appears and is just like, ‘I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at MEEee.”

          He bailed for better opportunities and money when he could, and it became a bunch of shitty young comedy writers mining little pieces of shit from deep inside Dan Harmon’s butthole to polish into scripts. Don’t get me wrong, if Justin were trying to do the show on his own, it would really be terrible, maybe even worse than it is now, but he’s an essential part of what makes the show at all worthwhile/diverting, and hack writers doing an impression of Justin’s writing/improvisation is not an acceptable substitute.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hack writers doing an impression of Justin’s writing/improvisation is not an acceptable substitute.
            It's impossible to tell a fake Roiland script from the real Rapeland script. He doesn't have enough characteristics in his style of humor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed. It seems like the two played off each other well and into each other's strengths while diluting their worst tendencies.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man frick cereal. that shits gonna be a disgusting soggy mess by the time he even gets a buzz going

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn i wish i had a house and a backyard with cozy outdoor furniture

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 1 and 2 are still funny
    still some laughs in 3 here and there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As somebody who stopped watching/giving a shit about the show after S3, could you redpill me about the incest stuff that apparently went down after S3?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont remember the details but morty fricked a horse semen extractor thing from his mom's horse vet work, the device was the reused somehow with morty being to embarrassed to admit what he did and summer's dna and morty's sperm got made into a giant baby named naruto in outerspace
        exactly as dumb and unfunny as you'd expect, but morty looking at the mechanical function of the horse cum extractor was funny i guess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dont remember the details but morty fricked a horse semen extractor thing from his mom's horse vet work
          That was a decent one-off joke at the end of S3. Why the frick did they follow that up at all. The more I hear about the series after S3 the prouder I am of discontinuing it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this bait is almost as old as my time here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. I can smell the image and picture the guy perfectly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was there when we made moot the most influential person of the year on Time magazine. golden age.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://content.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Roiland, no watch. Simple as shills.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ilImage downloaded from r*ddit to b8 contrarians on Cinemaphile into arguing with me and thus provide me with the attention I so desperately need to forget my pathetic existence for a moment or two? Check!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disgusted that he uses a perfectly good jar as an ashtray. He could've made kimchi or dill pickles with that!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All Cinemaphile watchers are trashy manchildren soislop consumers
    Yeah, we know this at Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting boiled steak
      >shitty pony cup
      >shitty shit shit homosexual shit
      Gay!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fromage rape, eh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fromage rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoe leather steak
      >sawdust cheese
      >horse show cup

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that steak is criminal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canned parmesan
      kys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with that unironically?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just get a block of real Parmesan and a cheese grater its 1000 times better and not much more expensive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its 1000 times better
            absolutely
            >and not much more expensive
            you've never actually had real parmesan, have you?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can buy good quality imported parmigiano reggiano with the Italian makers stamps on the rinds for like $20 a pound.
              those cans of fake Parmesan are mostly air

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty steak
      >left handed
      >ponytard
      kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step up your game pleb

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts raw steak

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad sear, use an iron skillet dumbass

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    die

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude weed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude is that weed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ys

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did this a few years ago except instead of Rick & Morty it was Aqua Teen and I'm convinced Master Shake is the most comedic character ever along with Carl, then probably someone from Squidbillies that show is so good I'd have to list everyone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct. Master Shake is the epitome of cartoon comedy.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saved
    *the gayest pic the internet has ever seen

    >I’m a mental toddler morty, I turned myself into cringey numale reddittor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      brother, you're supposed to lurk for 2 years before posting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you okay friend?
        What confused you into thinking I’m new?
        Yes that pic is old as frick, but it’s gayness has yet to be beat.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the cigarettes, swap out everything else with nothing.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a huge pleb but I go to the gym, eat healthy, and don't drink/smoke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't get pussy either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game taste is ok but movie taste needs improvement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat garbage, drink, and smoke but still have more sex then any of the homosexuals seething about the OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're all movie books
      what the frick is wrong with you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yikes

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to make fun of this image but now its literally me

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you need weed to enjoy a movie, that movie is not kino. Simple

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