>weights 170lbs wet and wearing boots

>weights 170lbs wet and wearing boots
>knocks out a trained fighter much bigger than him with one bunch after absorbing a massive beatdown

Was this supposed to be believable? Because it wasn't.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a gypsie bare knuckle boxer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which makes him harder than a coffin nail

  2. 2 years ago
    Jerry Steinfeld Seinfeld

    I'd rather get punched by a bodybuilder than a wiry, slackjawed redneck. It's a different type of power.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Irish people have an insanely high pain tolerance.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s being fighting cops and robbers since her was in short pants. His born is iron

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    could mickey beat schaub?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be working on your tight 5 or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Early stoppage classic herb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so is cro cop sort of shitty and euros are just pussies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was the heavyweight goat, he just kept fighting way past his prime so at the end of his career bums like schaub were heeming him. sad really.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cro cop had had a ton of surgeries and could barely get his leg up for a low kick, let alone his left high kick. He waited until Pride ended to get said surgeries and planned on retiring, but the ufc offered him a ton of cash. After he left the ufc he wound up getting stem cell treatment in his knees and managed to sort out his injuries. Guy finished out his career on a 9 fight win streak and beat some good guys like King Mo when he was past 40. He actually planned on fighting Fedor again and to keep on fighting since he was feeling better and better physically but wound up having a stroke and finally retiring. In his prime he would have picked schaub apart then set up the left high kick on schaubs glass jaw and that would've been it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >stem cells
            fer shur b. he went back to japan so he could get on the hgh to heal up and fair enough too. shame about his ufc run, he definitely would have murdered schaub in his prime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh of course he was on hgh, but he was also in the ufc pre USADA and he was actually the first guy to get stem cells in Croatia. Besides, USADA is a meme outside the US and the only thing it does is prevent american fighters from roiding like the rest of the world.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh was that pre-usada fair enough. i can't remember a time without them to be honest. it's really ruining this already semen slurping sport.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, its really just used selectively for fighters like when TJ popped. Anyway see you back in /heem/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i never left b

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he was never the heavyweight goat you silly baboon. fedor and nog beat his ass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not going to disagree with you but his highlight reel mogs theirs due to those head kick knockouts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pure power b and a cawmedy genus ? guy has it all b

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Grew Up… traveling all around the United Kingdom. Mickey is a part of a gypsy-like group of Irish "Travelers."

    >Living… in the countryside just outside of London with the rest of his troupe. Mickey lives in a dilapidated caravan with his mother, whom he worships. As he says, “I like to look after me ma.”

    >Profession… none. Mickey, like the rest of his fellow travelers, doesn’t operate within normal society. They are a band of outsiders who make money however they can. Mickey is quite the fighter, though, and so could count himself as a part-time pugilist.

    >Interests… aside from his dogs (or “dags” as he says in his thick accent of undetermined origin), Mickey enjoys a good bust-up. The temperamental Mickey knows how to use his fists. He’s also never been known to turn down a drink.

    >Challenge… fighting in an underground match set up by the notorious London crime boss Brick Top. Mickey has gotten into a bit of a pickle. Mickey agrees to replace the boxer Gorgeous George, whom he beat up over a misunderstanding involving a caravan, in a prizefight. But Mickey, who is supposed to go down in the fourth round, has to make sure that his temper doesn’t get in the way of things. He’s not usually the type to lose a fight, not even if he's supposed to.

    >Personality… confident, temperamental, and a bit cheeky. Mickey speaks in an almost incomprehensible accent, which causes a lot of difficulty when he tries to negotiate with his English boxing manager, Turkish. Then again, even if one could understand Mickey, it's by no means certain that he would make all that much sense anyway. He's a man that lives by his own unconventional code, which is about as indicipherable as his speech.

    He also went 4 rounds with the guy who was going to fight Gorgeous George and knocked him out at the end by beating the ten count, even with his ass handed to him. Mickey was legit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think anyone would read that homosexual ass wall of text. Frick off back to redit better yet kys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa relax bud its just a post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Black person.

        what in the ever living frick did your parents do to all you people on this website? it's a pit of hell.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And by the way:
    >She wants the Hector-2 roof lights, uh... the stylish ash-framed furniture and the scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering.
    And she's very partial to the Periwinkle Blue, bahs.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard? I don’t care if he’s Muhammad I’m Hard Bruce Lee… you can’t change fighters

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get it fighting is such an important part of their culture they settle all disputes with a punch up all their lives. They are very hard men and I think it was a cheeky nod to their resilience

    At like 8 minutes one of the crowd says 'one punch can change a fight lads don't forget'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are they fighting on concrete?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow that's fitting for people that get knocked a lot in the head.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The point was how tough they were and all they needed was one good punch, which he finds

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    170lb is about the minimum amount of weight needed to knock out pretty much everybody. look at the old days of boxing, middleweights weighing 160-170lb would be knocking out heavyweights. granted, they wouldnt stand much of a chance against a really good big guy who knows what hes doing. but some out of shape journeyman at the local dive bar? its not at all out of the realm of possibility. also the movie makes his opponents out to be these massive giants but theyre like three inches taller than brad pitt

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes literally me

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. some homosexual who's never been punched before

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