>Holy shit both American Pie and Star Wars start with "a long long time ago"
>Amazing!! I should write an entire parody song based on this hilarious concept!!!
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Weird Al hate thread
Frick you. Al is and always will be awesome
Based, correct, and checked.
Cinemaphile loves weird al, go be a Black person somewhere else
OP BLOWN THE FRICK OUT
WHEN YOU DIE IM PLAYING AL AT YOUR SHITTY FUNERAL
FBPB, dubs. OP got BTFO
FPBP
OP is a colossal homosexual and his mommy never loved him
he's a woke homosexual now
FPBP, imagine being so miserable that you get filtered by Weird Al
He's an anti-white leftist propagandist
How is Weird Al leftist propaganda?
Has an op ever been this btfo? I don't think so.
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we know it is you again coolio
this, we all know Amish paradise will always be more remembered than your shitty single
the more hilarious part is that he did an interview recently and he is still annoyed by the parody
Kek what a b***h
I love how Weird Al's people contacted Prince's people like once, and from then on Prince made it some big thing in his head that Weird Al was chasing his clout. I heard they both were at an award ceremony and Prince chimped out and demanded to be moved farther away from Al. Just weird how such a nonchalant thing made Prince assume so much about Al.
"Artists" always seem to be intimidated by people who like to have a good time.
Didn't al have to get permission to make the parody in the first place?
Supposedly, but I've Coolio claim since they didn't actually have permission. I think he just didn't like how the song turned out, or didn't really understand what Al was doing at the time.
he did but coolie is fricking moronic and reneged on it and later claimed that he himself never gave permission only his record company did but his record company claimed to have asked him
after this Al started to get personal permission from artists themselves before getting the permission from recording companies which in turn gave us another hilarious situation with "You're Beautiful" from James Blunt where blunt loved the weird al parody song but it got blocked by the recording company
Also, when Al asked to parody Lady Gaga, her record label said no without even asking her, and when she found out she stirred shit up until they changed their minds and let Al do his song
Record labels are c**ts
if there was a single instance of Al hurting the career of the artist he parodied I would understand but this is just moronic
the excuse on the james blunt case is hilarious however because the label was too scared that since he was a new artist if his song got a parody he would end up becoming a one hit wonder
GOOD THING THEY PREVENTED THAT!
based lady gaga and her simp pussy
He didnt HAVE to but Al is so based and respectful that he does ask permission to use songs.
>Al calls Cobain about parodying Teen Spirit
>Cobain asks Al if the song will be about food
>No actually it's about how nobody can understand your lyrics
>...oh that's funny
I love hearing about people's reactions to being parodied by Al. I think Chamillionaire thanked and hugged Al at the Grammys when he won awards for Ridin Dirty, and James Blunt supported Al releasing a parody of You're Beautiful for free online after Blunts record label said no
How awful your life must be to get filtered by Weird Al of all people
You're just mad because you can't play the Accordion.
i watched UHF for the first time about a week ago and its one of the funniest movies i've watched. god bless michael richards
I might need to watch this film. Maybe I was wrong about Al.
LMAO, I'm fricking crying, holy shit
I liked when the old lady kicked the network guy in the groin
I'm surprised by this. I liked it as a kid and still enjoy many of the parodies (especially Rambo), but I doubt I'd like it if I saw it for the first time now.
Frick you OP, tasteless pleb.
Notice how he has to post this here because Cinemaphile would just ignore it
as if we needed more proof that teevee >>>>>> moo
off topic threads are always better than they would be on their home boards.
Cinemaphile has been a dead board for six years now
this but every board
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
You feel it too, don't you?
>this made Gen Xers piss their pants dying of laughter
wtf is wrong with old people?
shut up
OP is garbage tier
His food songs are fricking moronic but he's still pretty awesome and puts out as many clever ones as dumb ones.
>His food songs are fricking moronic
>He doesnt enjoy Rocky Road
Holy fricking filtered
his second best song after albuquerque
Dude looks like a judeo-troony Dumbledore
He's Albanian
His "kids" TV show is alright.
>changes the lyrics to your favorite song to pizza, bologna and goulash in your path
>makes “bad” by michael jackson unironically better
Nothing personal kid
its unironically one of his better parodies
I will let Weird Al have sex with my wife Pinkie Pie whenever he wants
Cheese Sandwich has a kid with your wife Pinkie Pie. How do you reconcile that?
If Weird Al himself asked to impregnate your wife, how would you respond?
>I will poorly plagiarize your music but I'll change some lyrics now it's a parody
>please give me a million dollars.
>I will poorly plagiarize your music but I'll mumble some shitty poetry on it now it's a new form of expression
>please give me 40 acres and a mule that I have no idea what to do with
>I will mumble incomprehensibly into a mic for 5 minutes and call it a song
>I will do nothing but talk about women and gold chains and cars and call it music
>One mega mansion please
>Oh btw Im also going to act super oppressed and b***h about everything despite my net worth being worth more than several small towns put together
I heard that he always attempts to get the blessing of the original artist.
For albums, mostly. He'll play the stuff he didn't get a greenlight for at live shows
he releases it for free too, thats how Lady Gaga found out her agent told him no without actually asking her(and she fired him on the spot for that)
Theoretically, he is protected by fair use because it is parody...but it would be a b***h to have to argue that in front of a judge for every single song he wants to do, so he just goes ahead and pays off the artists/labels.
His original songs are as good if not better than his parodies
Devo literally said Al did Devo better than Devo lol
Al and his band are basically musical Play-Doh, they can do a passable approximation of pretty much almost every kind of music, with results ranging from decent to actually great, and he's very good at singing things his voice can handle.
Was Devo trying to make weird parodies and funny songs? I never got that from them.
They were just a goofy new wave band that had a one hit wonder when that was popular
They were just more dorks in a synth wave band in the late 70s trying to look cool and failing at it. There were a lot of them at the time.
And then Al came in and made a single song that perfectly encapsulated their entire schtick
https://mega.nz/folder/V6oyGAAC#bt1WdJotSZz8N-CI-NihPw
Nevermind this link
Just every Weird Al Album
(still uploading but the thread might die any second)
finished uploading
will delete the folder in 3 hours
Based lad. I was just wondering where I could find a mega with all the Weird Al I used to have years ago
They've got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I CAN'T WAIT, NO, I CAN'T WAIT!
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN UP THAT DOOR?!
>automatic circumcisers
~~*Weird Al Yankovic*~~
Star Wars only has one LONG.
How would you react if he was a nonce?
I wouldn't believe it
He's already based beyond belief if he was a pedochad we would be getting based levels that are beyond human comprehension
UHF was gay and moronic
weird al unites Cinemaphile and OP is homosexual
>I lost a little bit of self esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
Weird Al is confirmed a cuck
Don't be whiny, or else my brother I will have to get medieval on your hiney.
Weird Al's best songs are originals.
Always liked this one
best girl though?
Janet, Joe Dirt is underrated
I never saw this video before. Good Lord. I'm surprised Weird Al approved such a risque video.
based on the video, Jillian. But I don't know if I'd be able to marry someone who couldn't greentext.
>inferring I'll ever get married
Looks like it was animated by john k
t'was
His old look was better
Only a massive homosexual could hate Weird Al.
So I pulled
Your name out
Of my rolodex
And I tore
all your pictures
In two
And I burned down the mall shop
That we used to go
All because it
Reminds me of you
Everybody loves Weird Al, so I assume this is just bait and an excuse to post Weird Al music. Nice work, OP.
I remember reading that this devo felt mogged by this
>tfw a Weird Al song is more Devo than any Devo song recorded by Devo
HOW DARE YOU OP THATS MY FAVORITE LE QUIRKY BOOMER HUMOR homosexual
HOW THE HECK DO I DOWNBOAT ON THIS WEBSITE?
kys
omg I'M FRICKING WACKY and dumb and moronic
you are human waste, remember the time he dressed in a fat suit, that was fricking HILARIOUS and sad fat!
>remember the time he dressed in a fat suit, that was fricking HILARIOUS
This but unironically.
For me it's Headline News.
Queer Al Yank A Dick. LMFAO.
Hey FRICK YOU man
>BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
>EVERY SINGLE MORNING
>No, I want you to cut my arms and legs off with a chainsaw.
>So I did.
This is proof Cinemaphile is reddit now, backing onions-al
>the safety dance? More like the Brady bunch!
>beat it? More like eat it!
>bad? More like fat!
>I want it that way? More like I bought it on eBay!
was cool in the 80s, after reddit came out and it came apparent he was just a redditor all along i lost all interest in him. needs the mustache to balance out his reddit face at the very least
Sorry to hear you let reddit determine what you like and hate. At least you have the respect of anonymous posters.
Is he reddit because it's non vulgar humor?
Ay man what's wrong you with
You on a diet
Is that what they teach you at that sissy school of yours
Back off me, man! Back off!
na it's le epic nerd culture persona, he's not an offensive smelly loser but the whole i'm a nerd and i'm proud shit is so loathsome and boring.
He was never doing nerd stuff. The closest he ever got to it was singing about star wars which, at the time, was fairly mainstream.
he literally made it big by being an accordion enthusiast who listened to talk radio all day and submitted his songs to radio shows. he's clearly autistic
>he's clearly autistic
and? i have autism.
Ay yo ding dong yo ding dong yo
what I appreciate about weird is his utter and unabashed commitment to the schtick, tiresome as it may sometimes be. he's a goofy guy who writes goofy song parodies. no irony, no pretensions, no attempts to "expand" his brand or leverage it for gay political purposes. I salute him
OP it's been 3 years get over just find another waifu
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit I knew it was this song before I clicked it, it's so good
I saw Weird Al in concert a couple of months ago and he told the following story:
Sometime during the 80s, he was going to perform this song on some fairly big TV show. Everything was cool until very shortly before it was scheduled to record (or air, I can't remember). Standards and Practices said the song was too dirty and he needed to change it. Al said he couldn't do that on such short notice. They said that would be fine, and they'd just bleep the offensive material. So the song went "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my [BEEEEP]." which seems far dirtier than the original "with my tongue." Also, they had no problem with "I'm stranded in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pumps."
>Also, they had no problem with "I'm stranded in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pumps."
Fricking kek
It's funny that that line is probably the dirtiest Al has ever been
Yeah. But watch this music video.
It's not really Weird Al, but he still signed off on it.
I saw him about five years ago at blizzcon it was a lot of fun. Then I bumped into him after when he was walking out and greeting a few of us. Genuinely the nicest guy I have ever met. Just a lovely nice person.
He's a talentless israeli hack, stealing others' work.
>israeli
he's actually christian.
White N Nerdy was better than Ridin Dirty
White and Nerdy best
Also frick you OP
>we talk Cinemaphile!
Reminder to grab your Weird Al albums here before I delete 50 minutes from now.
https://mega.nz/folder/V6oyGAAC#bt1WdJotSZz8N-CI-NihPw
>getting this buttmad that he wrote a song about star wars
Have you had your sperg pills today?
>1 song
I swear its at least 3
Saga Begins
Yoda
?
Weird Al is great and you can go suck a fuking dick
I still have a Weird Al concert tshirt from 30 years ago. Good to know I'll be hipster cool if I wear it now.
Weird coincidence - I actually just saw Weird Al in concert yesterday in Seattle. He's doing a tour that's only originals and it's fricking awesome.
I dont like his voice. Too nasially
It's far worse in the 80s.
The vid for Close But No Cigar John K made is kino.
i like the polka covers a lot even though i would never listen to polka otherwise
Only funny memory I have related to those two homosexuals.
BLACK HELICOPTERS COMIN 'CROSS THE BORDER
PUPPET MASTERS FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER
Unexpectedly kino song
Weird Al has a lot of really autistic fans and it's great to see you make them mad, OP.
He seems like a genuine, wholesome guy but I stopped finding his stuff funny after I was about 10. Of all the emotions I seek while listening to music, laughter isn't one of them. It just doesn't make sense.
>no sir, I turn to Marvel, my favorite movie studio, when I’m lookin for a good chuckle
No the frick I don't, you can barely call that "humor". It's like character interactions designed in a lab that's been carefully crafted to make NPC's in the theatre laugh out loud but when you actually think about the "jokes" there is nothing funny about them whatsoever.
you sound precisely like an autistic Cinemaphile poster
You sound precisely like a gay rando whose opinion is highly irrelevant
>amine
looks like I was right on the money
I love that for you, live your truth king
he's a degenerate pos, like all israelites
Weird Al is just a white guy with curly hair actually
His cameo on the newest Reno 911 was pretty embarrassing.
QRD
Thanks, OP. I've never actually liked him. Don't think I could ever bring myself to hate him or his stuff, he's just completely inoffesnive but I don't find him funny or listenable at all.
He murdered his parents in exchange for a Number one album (his final contracted album), but his biggest crime is shaving his moustache and getting lazer surgery. He looks fricking gross.
Also he's got a new movie coming out. I think this year.
Disappointed Weird Al wouldn't take real bites of his wings on Hot Ones