So I'm sitting in the middle row of the middle section. I have my twizzlers and my pop. I want to get my pee out of the way so I leave for the restroom.
When I return to my seat I notice my twizzlers have been opened and 3 are missing.
A group of youth sitting a few rows behind me stat snickering and chittering.
After the movie I explain the situation to the manager and ask for a refund. He says there's nothing he can do about it. As I'm walking away I hear him let out a mischevious chuckle. I turn around very fast and see him staring at me CHEWING ON A TWIZZLER.
I stomp out of the theater into the parking lot and start making hand gestures and spitting out rhymes. I notice strings connected to my jaw and arms. People are pointing at me and laughing. I look up and see a giant granny controlling me like a marionette doll.
You can't top such a bad theater experience.
I said you can't TOP such a bad theater experience!
I don't get it
What!? It was a bad theater experience!
The manager was in on it! The granny put a spin on it!
SEXOO
(clears throat)
I SAID YOU CAN'T TOP THIS BAD THEATER EXPERIENCE.
Mirin those feet gains
i read it
m-me too
Imagine going to their tiny village with a suit of armor and a shotgun. They would worship you like a god after you explode their chieftain’s face.
how is it being lost, Miles?
Unless they rush you, you might get a few more but you can't get them all. Armor is just going to slow you down when you have to run from them all but that doesn't matter since they'll definitely run faster than you.
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>Unless they rush you, you might get a few more but you can't get them all.
Battle of Cajamarca
Handful of Spanish
8,000 Inca
0 Spanish dead, 1 wounded
7,000 Inca dead, 1,000 captured
The entire way home everybody picked on that one spaniard that got injured when sat on his own spear.
Thats a long way from 1 guy in armor and a shotgun. How many would be in a village? Most likely way more than the amount of ammo you're going to have.
You'd be one guy with nobody to watch your back. All they have to do is swarm you and start stabbing into the joints of your armor. You might kill dozens of them but you will die eventually if they are genuinely determined to kill you.
Will we ever get a good film about it that doesn't just worship the Incans?
what about abobaliptbo
The Royal Hunt of the Sun
Why run from them? Just cut them down with your superior Spanish steel and laugh. Also properly fitted armor doesn't slow you down.
that's what you think
it's the same cats from last of Mohicans.
Wes Studi is based
you’re getting killed in your sleep
heh didn't expect that.
one time I had to tell a guy he stank so he'd go away.
>he cute
You had a chance to make a throwback "Everybody walk the dinosaur" post and you didn't take it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
One time I was on a date (watching Moonrise Kingdom of all things) and the couple behind us wouldn't shut the frick up. I was in a b***hy early 20s "gotta be a chad in front of my woman" mood so I took two $20 bills out of my wallet and turned around and handed them to the guy and told him that I was paying him to shut the frick up. He got so angry that he threw a fit and ended up getting detained by security lol. In hindsight I would not recommend this tactic at all but in the moment I looked like a giga chad.
Anon you showed that you’re such a pussy you had to literally hand over cash to someone who was bothering you to cut it out and stop. Trust me, assuming this story is anywhere near the truth, you did not look like a chad. You looked like a little b***h
>”here’s some uh.. s-some money so uh.. c-can you p-please be quiet during the m-movie.. thanks”
look at their fricking proportions
is that from the telephoto compression or are they like that?
jungle goblins are built like toddlers.
They have ancient DNA
Lol imagine a giant granny controlling them like marionette dolls
>it's funny because it makes no sense!
Yeah...
Yet Everything Everyone All at the Same Time won several oscars. Explain that shit.
Everything Everywhere All at Once is a movie constructed by a team with skills and a goal which in practice is actually enteraining to watch unlike the ill conceived shitpost OP calls a thread. What else are you confused about?
I got a couple:
1.) Some frickhead started firing off bottle rockets in the theater during a movie.
2.) During Captain America: Winter Soldier, right during Nick Fury's emotional death scene, somebody opened what must have been a 5-pound bag of Skittles, which then spilled. The whole bag clattered and rolled down the concrete floor of the theater, all the way to the front row. It took a good minute for all the noise to stop. Completely wrecked the emotion of the scene.
3.) Some drunken butthole started vomiting loudly during a movie. SO gross.
>the emotion of muh cape shit Black fake death scene
lmao
>Some frickhead started firing off bottle rockets in the theater during a movie.
Good lord that would be jarring as frick.
Them things are loud even outdoors.
I got drunk during wedding crashers and yelled why extremely loud when the gay guy kissed the one dude. I made the whole theater laugh