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damn he bogged the frick out
Blame Eva mendez. He has low self esteem and was molested
Literally not me what the frick. I thought he was just mentally handicapped bit mentally deranged.
you were just too much of a pussy to bring knives to school
I flashed one on a school trip if that counts. Got me expelled.
did you flash the teacher?
Sounds based. I couldn't stand school either. Waste of time.
He couldn't be more literally me if he tried.
Few loose screws I guess. Never realized it until now
>Few loose screws I guess. Never realized it until now
Sail on skyking...
>Ryan Gosling was severely disabled
>he spent too long inside of his mother before getting born
>sources quote him saying ''I just wasn't ready for this world, I knew I had to wait for the right time''
>due to these complications, his mother suffered severe damage to her body, as Ryan was unwilling to have a healthy birth
>after birth, Ryan was a very unhealthy baby, pale in skin, wouldn't play with adults and even refused to eat
>his mother was very concerned and asked several high-profile doctors whether this was normal for a child
>they all claimed that Ryan Gosling wouldn't live past the age of 2, making his mother very worried for his wellbeing
>Ryan Gosling was labelled severely developmentally disabled and doctors were scared for his future
>his mother was quoted saying ''I didn't know what to do, I expected a healthy and normal baby like anybody else, Ryan was anything but that, and it made me very worried''
>Ryan Gosling would later grow up to be one of the most influential celebrities in the world, against all odds
yep, literally me
He just needed that well in the backyard to look listlessly into
Why didn't she just have a C-section instead of trying to push out a watermelon and blowing out her vag in the process?
Ryan Gosling wouldn't have been Ryan Gosling if that had happened.
imagine believing this
All of this is bullshit, right? He was always a chad, ever since he was a kid. Just look at this. Imagine how much pussy he got as a boy
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you must be a zoomer, because in the 80's and 90's that kid would be eviscerated as a homosexual
Larping dipshit
zoom zoom detected. any 80's/90's kids can tell you bullying was fricking brutal, and anything even vaguely fruity was mocked relentlessly. no, chad and stacy don't think being a queer is cool in 1992 like zoomers do in 2024.
All MKUltra victims, autists, and would-be serial killers can be rehabilitated through a Mickey Mouse Club boot camp.
>>Ryan Gosling was labelled severely developmentally disabled and doctors were scared for his future
literally me...
It sounds like us
>His parents divorced when he was 13,[12] and he and his older sister Mandi lived with their mother,[4] an experience Gosling has credited with programming him "to think like a girl".
Goosisters rejoice
Who lets a 6 year-old watch First Blood?
Probably just saw it on cable or found a tape of it.
>memory of my dad showing me Predator when I was 7
Kino
impressive
>Dad would let me watch horror movies with people getting ripped apart like animals
>Lets me watch westerners with gun fights
>Let's m watch Rambo movies all day
>Terminator
>Predator
>Cobra
>Van Damme movies
>War movies and documentaries about guns and tanks
>Dad find me play cop against criminal with the other kids
>Scold me for playing with toy guns
Your dad probably grew up in a time when stories about kids being killed by cops who didn't know the gun was a toy was still fairly common.
Not American and I was born in a rural town where the most brutal death happened five years before I was born, some guy fell off the town bridge.
And I grew up in Sweden in the 90s and stories about cops shooting kids playing with toy guns was something people brought up every so often as a reason why kids shouldn't have air soft, pellet and cap guns, even though it had never happened once in the entire history of the country.
That happens to black kids who hold up people with toy guns that they painted black on purpose. Theres even video of the nog doing it and holding the gun up at police. Fricking morons man, you and your beloved nogs.
I know this might sound strange to a zoomer such as yourself who has never lived in a world without the internet but back in the 80s when the law for putting orange plugs at the muzzle of toy guns went into effect in America, finding videos like that wasn't exactly easy so when people read a story about a kid with a toy gun being killed by a cop in the morning paper or heard about it from a co-worker at the water cooler they typically didn't have the full context of the event since they were hearing about it from a fifth hand account.
I'm not a zoomer, I remember that stuff, sorry you never figured out the difference between real life and old wives tales such as razers in apples at Halloween etc
>I'm not a zoomer
Yeah you're just dumb and don't understand that a conversation be ab about a third party that isn't present since your brain is living in an eternal present that doesn't allowed for past, future or hypothetical events.
You make no sense and are moronic. Thanks for letting me know. I'm not sorry I insulted you for loving nogs.
>You make no sense
yeah that's understandable considering how dumb you are
Because you extrapolate based on your gay ass love of jogger theories lmao
Anon, you don't need to extrapolate anything to know that lots of people believed these stories involved normal kids. You're the one extrapolating that I do since your only way of processing information is that if I bring something up I must believe it myself. This is something you do because you're stupid and can't read.
Not him but shut the frick up moron.
Yeah well the jerk store just called and they're outta you!
>Dubs in a Goose thread
Yeah, I'm thinking Based
Is your dad a rabid anti gun nut or something? That's some serious counter signals pops
Truth be told the movie is really not as violent as one would think coming from the Rambo franchise. It was the later parts that went absolutely overboard with violence and gore. Worst thing the first one has the guy falling out of the helicopter and they don't even show the impact.
I saw the Shining when I was 7
put the gun down artie
Everyone watched r-rated action films as a kid.
I watched Terminators around then, shit was Kino
I would watch Sopranos episodes when I was 4.
my dad let me watch demolition man when I was 5
Not saying it didn't happen but almost everyone claims they were bullied in school and were unpopular. It's weird seeing the girls who were elected Prom Queen and Homecoming Queen at my high school both now claim to have been ugly wallflowers that were bullied by the popular kids.
everyone likes to use the classic underdog trope, very relatable and can't be disproven
Glad Uncle Phil realized the danger in that and came out as his authentic privileged self.
What do you mean?
It's been a long time since I saw the episode. Uncle Phil was receiving some honor and had prepared a speech about growing up poor in the South and all the hardships he had to overcome but it was an extreme exaggeration of the few difficulties in the actually good upbringing he had. Think his mother or other relative told him off for it and he realized they were right that he shouldn't claim hardships he didn't actually face. Probably getting some of those details wrong but that's the general story.
it was Will's mom (i.e. Uncle Phil's sister), who was the one that berated him IIRC
frick I got it wrong it was Will's other aunt (besides Aunt Viv)
So the other Aunt Viv.
I think it's a lot of that, sure. It's easy to make up shit to get sympathy.
I think also the popular kids did face some bullying and some hardships, and looking back a decade plus their memories get hazy. They start to think they did actually have it rough (remember that time Stacey said I was fat because I gained 5 pounds?) and also didn't ever really experience serious bullying so they don't understand what it is.
Like people think that getting laid off for a few months and having to budget a bit is as bad as their great grandparents had it in the Great Depression or something.
>he saw an action flick
>he thought 'that's literally me'
Literally me.
Literally me.
Post Columbine he'd have been shot by the useless fat frick they call a School Resource Officer.
I actually used to fantasize about bringing a stake knife to high school and kill my bullies
this was before school shooters were a thing
glad I didn't though
I used to threaten to. Also glad I didn't
Based and controlled ragepilled
>um ackshually I wasn't popular and was a helpless victim of bullies
do people really believe these fake actor stories? they all claim they were ugly and bullied when that obviously wasn't the case
really makes you seethe and deny it when there's someone who had a same situation like yours but they turned out very well unlike you
what are you, his fricking publicist? suck his dick harder homosexual
Nobody here is ‘literally him’ because now he’s a multimillionaire, has tons of friends, a wife, and is respected all around the world. The rest of us don’t have this arc and never will. We’re destined to be miserable chuds til the bitter end of our pathetic lives.
He is literally me though
No multimillionaire has any real friends.
but if he wasnt in the movies, id never get to look at him and say he's me
its a weird paradox
His wife Eva mentally abuses him. Why do you think he bogged himself.
this is proof that all that matters is being good looking
He's one of the most influential and iconic actors of our time.
And I'm saying this unironically.
Kek he's literally me, threw a scissor at some bully during class in middle school. Missed. Didn't think of knives sadly. Everyone who saw me thought I was a psycho after that. Stupid teacher didn't even saw me, blind as frick like all those morons.
>Stupid teacher didn't even saw me
Sounds like they got their revenge by sending you out in the world a bit of a mong
woah literally me
>didn't have friends until 14 or 15
Haha I can't relate to that hahaha
We had a guy like him in elementary school. He'd invite the whole class to his birthday party and used the special occasion to whip all of his guests with a rubber snake like a slavemaster. Nobody ever went to his birthday parties after that. Fricking weird psycho
All the people in the industry are fricking nuts.
Watch the anti-semitism pal
Autism
>"Sometimes I worry that I've said something really offensive or personal," the actor revealed. "Like I'll leave a party or gathering and I'm sure I said something weird without realizing it. It'll keep me up all night. Sometimes I'll go over my messages and emails a bunch of times before I hit send just to make sure I didn't write anything crazy."
I could imagine in another timeline there'd be an actor whose life turns out to be Damien-tier weird
he's just like me fr
>he says while posting on Cinemaphile
That sounds like childhood of people here
>yeah man I was totally like a shy boy who couldn't talk to anyone just like you
child movie stars are frequently bullied by kids
That is a grift. You got grifted. Well done
I could see him being bullied for dancing like a girl and wearing purple like a homosexual, yes
>Ryan Gosling's upbringing was strictly catholic and his parents were conservative god-fearing Americans
>As he recounts those times of spending time with his family, and his faith, he says
>''I always thought they were kinda obsessed with those things, you know, going to church and all of that''
>''I never saw myself like a christian boy, I didn't understand those things at the time, but I went along with it for the sake of my family''
>as he tells about his childhood growing up, he talks about some of the main influences he had before going into acting
>''I was really anti-social for a long time, I'd spend days inside of my room not talking to anyone, I remember watching a lot of Westerners and wanting to be a cowboy, that freedom that they have, the danger, it felt like I was born in a different time or something''
>Ryan Gosling is a very complex character, as many know him from movies where he had few lines, his personality is that of a rubiks cube, that you just can't solve after a few seconds
>''yeah, I like watching my own movies, but I don't think too much about what I do on-screen, I don't ask myself if I should have done things differently, it's just like, that's me, that's me on that screen, and for me it's enough''
>Ryan Gosling sees purpose in the simple things in life, even as an over-achiever, he remains humble just like anyone else, it's part of who he is, an approachable every-day man, just like anyone else
see
legit video made for tv show in canada. he is showing off his home town. cornwall ontario. although he was born in london ontario.
looks to me like a normal kid.
>I remember watching a lot of Westerners and wanting to be a cowboy
Some director needs to make a western for Gosling right fricking now
>soft spoken ranger
>doesn't talk much
>handsome ranger
idk who plays "Texas Red" some ginger, maybe that english dude from that CIA series the main star kept fricking despite him being a muslim terrorist.
I brought a bb gun to school once. Me and my friends played russian roulette with it
Wow he's literally me
Literally me but I stabbed my classmates with pens. Threw a pen in a girls eye because she asked if I was crying when I was trying to sleep. Stabbed 2 guys in the ass with a pen also because they were noisy.
>Stabbed 2 guys in the ass
Methinks anon is a little fruity!
Wow I just got this insane home video footage from Ryan's childhood! Truly remarkable, pure evil!
His dance videos when he was young is pure 90s S O V L
LITERALLY ME