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3 months ago Reply Anonymous I wonder how long they would've shut a ride down after someone was killed and eaten?
3 months ago Reply Anonymous Not long at all. They'd also probably slyly capitalize on it by carefully marketing the dinosaur that ate someone since I bet more people would want to see it then
3 months ago Reply Anonymous jesus, don't show a woman just dying like that. have some respect for the dead.
3 months ago Reply Anonymous >logo just so happens to be in the Jurassic Park font never really bought this tbqh
3 months ago Reply Anonymous I wonder how long they would've shut a ride down after someone accidentally stepped on their sneakers and was murdered.
3 months ago Reply Anonymous capital 'A' is a really stupid letter because it's slanted on both sides. the kerning next to basically any other letter always looks off. just look at how perfect that 'I' is. it slots in there so smoothly. there is no possible way for 'A' to accomplish the same.
3 months ago Reply Anonymous the CGI still looks great today. it's like how Keanu Reeves doesn't age.
3 months ago Reply Anonymous >tfw singlehandedly responsible for making chili and sea bass for a thousand visitors because hammond won't hire more kitchen personnel Alejandro had a hard life
one large Chili please! seabass on the side this time
Sorry, sir. No substitutions. Chilli and seabass always come together.
Alright
Take the seabass and hold it between your knees
Ok but it seems you forgot my free bread...
Bread 2 dollars extra
but everyone else got theirs for free...
BREAD THREE DOLLARS
I wonder how long they would've shut a ride down after someone was killed and eaten?
Just use your bloodsucking lawyers to write foolproof liability wavers
Not long at all. They'd also probably slyly capitalize on it by carefully marketing the dinosaur that ate someone since I bet more people would want to see it then
jesus, don't show a woman just dying like that. have some respect for the dead.
Just don't be wealthy and you'll never have to run away from dinosaurs
>logo just so happens to be in the Jurassic Park font
never really bought this tbqh
>WELCOME... to Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Park...
I wonder how long they would've shut a ride down after someone accidentally stepped on their sneakers and was murdered.
Imagine going around them in one of the ball things.
>roll up the windows kids
id fart
Imagine Jurassic Park but with urban visitors
>when you accidentally lock into the wrong npc and aggro them
that Kentucky Fried Compsognathus is worth going to jail for
Dododo-do dododo-do
What's with that 'A'? I noticed it during rewatch.
capital 'A' is a really stupid letter because it's slanted on both sides. the kerning next to basically any other letter always looks off.
just look at how perfect that 'I' is. it slots in there so smoothly. there is no possible way for 'A' to accomplish the same.
>t. letter i
they should have made it an o
Jurossic park. almost the same
Jurossic Pork?
ALAN?
Now that is some shitass CGI.
I dunno. I thought William H Macy looked pretty good in that scene.
That's quite fricking good for 2001. Are you high?
>They do walk like spergs
>tfw not a diplodocus
Why even live
Did you guys catch the latest SNL?
No, I'm under the age of 45.
Welcome... to Mossad Pedo Island!
*Hava nagila plays in background*
the CGI still looks great today. it's like how Keanu Reeves doesn't age.
>tfw singlehandedly responsible for making chili and sea bass for a thousand visitors because hammond won't hire more kitchen personnel
Alejandro had a hard life