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>Welcome... to Herbivore Dinosaurs Only Park!
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>Welcome... to another dogshit thread made by an imbecile!
>Herbivore Dinosaurs Only
If they got my homie ankylosaurus I'll get an annual pass
The only dino you can see how it really looked
It's lkinda surreal just how well preserved it is, like those frozen mammoths that they dig up in the arctic.
Where are the feathers
sauropods didn't have them
>Royal Tyrell museum
I go to Canada for he
What is it? Ankylosaurus?
Yes
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/08/a-dinosaur-so-well-preserved-it-looks-like-a-statue/535782/
>Doing a challenge mode run on the hardest difficulty on the Jurassic World evolution game
>Nobody wants to see herbivores, you are literally forced to make a lagoon and put mosasaurus in there because you're allowed them but not carnivores
Even the highest herbivore is like 200 points and takes a frick ton of space, whilst chad Mosasaurus is 2500 AND has his own area
Frick Herbivores
Frick Triceratops
>Nobody wants to see herbivores
Man that's fricking dumb, seeing 50 ton sauropods in real life would be fricking awesome
Even in game they said that after the initial wow factor, they just act like bigger, dumber cows, and nobody wants to pay to see them
i've seen bears eat fish, but i don't know if i want to see a cow-sized animal get eaten by an equally huge carnivore. they never show the truly epic quantities of blood that would be involved. so much viscera. it would be worse than a murder.
i doubt the public really wants to see that. it's why they don't show the big cats in zoos eating live prey.
>i doubt the public really wants to see that
I would, out of morbid curiousity
I guess they wouldn't feed the herbivores to the carnivores, but they'd feed them live goats, etc.
it could be an event aimed mainly at men/boys.
i really strongly doubt women want to see that shit, and jurassic park is a family place.
Who cares what women want? I want to see dinosaurs.
*chuckles* a-and that, *heh* my friends, is why women don't feel welcome here.
I would go for the dino petting zoo. Plus the herbivores are fricking huge, isn't that the reason to go see these creatures? Their incredible, jaw-dropping size in a terrestrial animal? It's extraordinary. Megafauna are all but extinct, the African elephant is the biggest extant land animal remaining.
welcome to billy and the cloneosaurus
>Sauropods shaking the ground with every step
>Ceratopsids with all their headgear colour and variety
>Seeing 8 ton triceratops lock heads push each other around
>Ankylosaurus, the living armored tank
>Stegosaurus being one of the most dangerous animals in the park due to being dumb, huge and having a tail with four fricking spikes
I'm pretty pissed how the movies only focus on carnivores
I'd rather be locked in room with a grizzly bear than a hippopotamus. I'm dead either way, but I imagine the grizzly will try to inflict a quick death. Like snap my spinal cord.
>science can tell us that these heckin' epic beasts from 100 million years ago only ate vegetation even though we reverse-constructed this entire skeleton from a single femur bone!!
I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE
its an educated guess and it's a whole hell of a lot better than admitting we'll never know with photographic certainty.
>its an educated guess
You wouldn't think so the way scientists and media portray it.
it's boring and gay to preface everything with "of course we don't really know but we think" which is what everyone should realize paleontology is. the best possible explanation for something that doesnt exist anymore.
the victorians believed all kinds of false shit and they survived. if the paleontologists of today are wrong, maybe the future ones will be less wrong.
Eh, it's not so innocent as that. If you question them at all then you're a crazy fundamentalist religious nut. And if they don't know, then why is it presented with such great detail to the point where they are vast, elaborate classifications (many of which have had to be reclassified as birds and crocodiles)?
paleontology is a scam
>Welcome to protozoic park!
what could possibly go wrong?