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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite movie of all time. everything about it is top notch
    >best effects, practical and cg
    >multiple genres blended together seamlessly
    >good characters that provide memorable dialogue
    >sense of wonder brought about by the visuals and score by john williams
    >insane amount of detail like the characters clothes matching their personality, hammond -white(naive in trying to something with good intentions), malcolm - black (dark humor), grant - blue, ellie - pink, lawyer - grey
    >everything has a tactile feel, the buttons, the l.e.d.s of the devices, those night vision goggles etc
    >good sense of humor
    >creature designs that to this day have not been outdone. from the rex, to the dilophosaurus
    >raises ethical questions in a way that dont make you roll your eyes
    >shaving cream dna storage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. It's a beloved classic and one of the biggest game changers in the history of Hollywood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It's one of those movies I never get sick or re-watching. T-Rex scene is a masterclass in filmmaking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      also has Sam Neill who is incredibly based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and bob peck

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just for him I want to check out Edge of Darkness even though I know it's hilariously outdated today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        facts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about the fact dinosaurs are totally made up?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they're theme park monsters in the movie created by fusing frog dna and dino-deen ayy that's why they dnt have feathers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter, it's a movie... it's all made up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if their made up how did they make a movie about them? dumpass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two things I noticed about JP that I don't see with other big blockbusters like it:
      Both the dialogue and lighting feel NATURAL. Everything looks and sounds REAL, almost like I could step into the screen.
      They did a tremendous job in trying to make the concept of a dinosaur island in real life look seamless.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everything has a tactile feel, the buttons, the l.e.d.s of the devices, those night vision goggles etc
      I can just summon the image of Muldoon unfolding the stock on his SPAS-12, or Ellie flicking switches and pressing buttons to get the power back on in my brain at any time. Such vivid imagery in this film.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      amount of detail like the characters clothes matching their personality, hammond -white(naive in trying to something with good intentions), malcolm - black (dark humor), grant - blue, ellie - pink, lawyer - grey
      More than the colors, the materials match. Grant and Sattler wear rugged practical clothes, Malcolm a wholly impractical yet magnanimous leather ensemble, Gennaro an awkward hybrid of suit and shorts, etc.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Dennis Nedry has his butter fingers, of course.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only bad thing about it is hacker girl hacking, i roll my eyes every time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        “Hacker Girl” doesn’t hack during the entire movie. She navigates a file system. Something thats reasonable for her character to be able to do and also something unique to her character given the time period. A little bit of background plus a little bit of luck. Kids will also call themselves “hackers” for being able to do the most basic things. She probably learned that system through some tech program at school.

        The scene is unfairly hated on by people who don’t realize that computers really were like that in the early 90s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I’ve already rewatched it 4 times this year (including in theaters).
      Nothing will ever beat it for me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      peak cinema
      peak human race
      it's all downhill from here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has one flaw: they killed Muldoon instead of the chink rat doctor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can a movie like this even be made anymore?

      Just think of this scene. If this was made today this scene would just exist to move the story along and have 0 humor outside of maybe an unfunny quip.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did nobody helping build it have the balls to tell Hammond what a fricking moronic name Jurassic Park is? It literally makes ZERO sense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bet Jurassic it makes sense.

      It’s a theme park featuring dinosaurs, some from the Jurassic period.
      Jurassic Park.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually moronic, anon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S AN EDUCATIONAL FACILITY!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Jurassic" Park
      >The main villains of the movie (Velociraptors and Tyrannosaurus) both came from the Cretaceous period
      bravo Spielberg I love you!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dinosaurs are not villains in the movie. Men are.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well then maybe they should've called it Human Park

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome...to Man's Greed and Inhumanity to his Fellow Man Park

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Crichton named the book this movie is an adaptation of. The movie changed quite a bit from the book.
        I never read it, maybe it has more Jurassic dinos in it, but it was probably a phonetically pleasing thing for marketing.
        Triassic Park sounds dumb,

        >It should've been called Cretaceous Park

        sounds really dumb.
        Jurassic Park sounds nice.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >changed quite a bit
          >never read it
          How the frick would you know, you stupid troglodyte?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I read that they made changes for the movie adaptation. Off the top of my head I know they changed some on screen dinos and the character of Ian Malcom. You can know this fact without having to read the book.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither of those were changed though. Every on screen dino appears in the book, and Malcolm is the same dude. You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It should've been called Cretaceous Park

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT
    ITS A DINOSAUR
    JESUS CHRIST
    WHAT THE FRICK

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what dinosaur species is this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual scientists are going to say thats what t-rexs looked like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE BEAST

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the bird from that one episode of Tiny Toon Adventures where they search for treasure on an island.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wayneknightosaurus

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dino Dino Fun World

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would guests have to pay for a goat if they wanted to lure the T-Rex out?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to bring in your own goat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems impractical.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically they would have probably timed the tours with the feeding schedule

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        T-Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So true
          We will never have another JP will we?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the betty and why is she wearing a mask?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the world's cutest autist and she doesn't want to give that dino COVID (you've seen what can happen when dinosaurs get sick from that episode where Homer traveled back in time with his toaster).

        Well then maybe they should've called it Human Park

        Welcome... to Holocene Park.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dream Jurassic Park/World attractions

    >Spinosaurid Swamps where there's an elevated network of walkway above a wide swamp. You can see Spinosaurus, Suchomimus or Baryonyx hunting fish and wading around
    >Titanoboa Exhibit, live feeding every week
    >Purussaurus Cove, with an underwater tunnel that lets you view this 12 meter crocodile from below

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titanoboa is from after the Mesozoic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that even easier to clone then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's like 5 million years after the dinos, so no.
          But my comment was about putting a creature from outside the dino era in a park about dino.
          Might as well throw a trilobite there as well

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are you so Eonist, I just want to see more prehistoric animals from any time period

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chili and sea bass is back on the menu lads. Note the chili peppers surrounding what appears to be bass fish.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are tomatoes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      name a better food pairing, pro tip you can't

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everything go shit with the Lost World and afterwards.

    Could have just adapted the book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost impossible to recapture the magic of the first, no matter what ideas the best writers in Hollywood can think up. Like trying to put lightning in a bottle and a common problem when creating sequels

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      even the Lost World book was a cashgrab that Crichton reluctantly wrote. Not that the franchise is unsalvageable (like Star Wars or Indiana Jones) ... As of JW3, dinosaurs are loose upon the world, you can do stand alone stories not connected to any of the original characters. You don't need massive 300 million dollar movies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raptors in the Amazon rainforest could have been cool, would be like Anaconda but better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah... last time I was in Australia's Northern Territory, you could walk through the rainforest and sometimes a cassowary would cross your path. It's pretty eery because the jungle was so thick that you can't see very far, then suddenly this thing could be upon you. I bet seeing raptors in that kinda setting would be cool.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"psst, you got any VB mate?"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lost World had two insufferable characters and Ian spends a third of the book off his ass on meds again while his not-gf does everything.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DIE-NO DEE-EN-AY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DNA can't survive 65 million years but it would be cool if it could. I think we have some Wooly Mammoth DNA at least, so cloning one might be possible one day with the help of elephants

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our only hope is that genetic modification will one day be advanced enough that we can recreate creatures that LOOK like dinosaurs. There are living birds that have the features similar to what we want, like the seriema; it has a curved claw on its feet like the velociraptors.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all bullshit and psyops. We have heaps of soft tissue from dinos, which was also "entirely impossible".

      • 7 months ago
        anonymous

        cut open the bones and check

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DNA can't survive 65 million years but it would be cool if it could. I think we have some Wooly Mammoth DNA at least, so cloning one might be possible one day with the help of elephants

      Sounds like they have recovered some thylacine DNA, Tasmanian tiger, so they can resurrect that weird little fricker Jurassic park style pretty soon.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Williams' best score imo

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a found footage Jurassic Park film work?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd love a dinosaur movie where I can't see the fricking dinosaur

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can see it tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would just be a ripoff of Cloverfield

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not necessarily a bad thing the first cloverfield had good suspense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool video, but damn what a moron that guy was

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a moron T-rex is for going through a window head first. Have fun with your cut up face

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a moron T-rex is for going through a window head first. Have fun with your cut up face

        Actually got jump scared cause in Lost World I was always confused by the T rex didn't just bash through the houses like that, wasn't expecting it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animals aren't necessarily gonna slam their heads through unfamiliar large objects

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >convenient static to mask him going from inside the house to outside
      Can't do seamless eh?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those dinosaurs autoerotic?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    to mUAASSOCPA

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else play this when it came out?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Still do. It's so much better than Evolution.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evolution 2 is currently mogging it and I've been playing JPOG since day 1.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is evolution 2 good? i am interested in it but i dont know why its better than 1 ( i didnt play 1 either)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It fixed a bunch of issues that 1 had, and added a lot more depth, you can use both JP and JW era tech and aesthetics, the graphics are pretty good, decent Dino customization, a large selection of dinos, quite a few maps, and cool death animations. The only thing I miss from JWE1 is the spinoraptor and stegoceratops hybrids.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks, might check it out then

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and Theme Park are the best park simulation games ever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome. You ever make an enclosure in the middle of the island and put all the human stuff inside? Turn the rest of the island into a big ass safari?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that shit was fire, you can probably recreate it evolution 2 with sandbox settings but it's not the same, haven't tried it to be fair though either

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that shit was fire, you can probably recreate it evolution 2 with sandbox settings but it's not the same, haven't tried it to be fair though either

        Inverse parks are easily doable in both JWE1 and 2. In fact one of the challenge maps in JWE2 has that idea and you have to unlock more parts of the map to expand. Letting your dinos free roam while caging the tourists is always fun.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dillateforsaurus

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still annoyed they killed him off. Its the only flaw in the movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's cool when a colorful character you don't want to go dies in spectacular fashion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of want to frick Muldoon

      Would the book version look close because I'd rather take mr RPG over the b jobber version

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he has a mustache in the book

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a confession to make Cinemaphile.
    I have only seen Jurassic Park one time. I know that it's one of the best movies ever made but I didn't like the characters so I have never rewatched it. Don't care about dinos.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      possibly the gayest post on Cinemaphile, maybe even all of Cinemaphile

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clever girl

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to see A Haunting in Venice at my local AMC theater
    >That moronic preamble with a bogged Nicole Kidman advertising the very theater the audience is already in starts to play
    >Get to the line where she says "Takes us to places we've never been before" or something like that
    >Realize it's paralleled with this very scene but from Jurassic World, I.E. somewhere we've already been before

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw it in the cinema for the first time recently
    did you know there is a cartoon sound effect when nedry slips on the rock in the dilophosaurus scene?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just went to Kauai, was pretty based
    Saw those weird trees the dinos eat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called a fern genius

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        These trees

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wow. A tree.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    D O D G E S O N
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  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shot has sent a shiver straight down my spine every time I have seen it for the past 20+ years and the effect has never dulled. The greatest kino of all time.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=199
    >this sequence is 30 years old
    Genuinely unbelievable. Every moment of this scene looks positively state of the art even today.
    >Those effects
    >That sound design
    >No music, pure tension
    I kneel, Spielberg-sama

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