I was watching this movie a while ago and noticed a big mistake. Before in the movie they make it really clear that no one else is in the hotel besides Jack and his family. But later on he goes into this room and there's a whole party going on. So much for Kubrick being a perfectionist.
I noticed that there's this window in the manager's office that shows an exterior courtyard, but other shots in the movie prove that the office would be completely interior. Kubrick, what a hack!
No, what? You calling me a homosexual?
Bourbon and a glass of ice, Lloyd. You set em up and I'll knock em down.
By bourbon, you know I mean charcoal mellowed Tennessee whiskey, right, Lloyd?
Good man!
I'm gonna Try Naltrexone homosexuals. I'm trying to get rid of this nasty habit. I'm drinking half a fricking bottle when I start drinking, can't stop till I can't anymore then do something stupid like start a fight, text long paragraphs to an ex, vandalism, drove over a road divider once or something even dumber.
>start a fight, text long paragraphs to an ex, vandalism, drove over a road divider once or something even dumber.
How do I start doing cool shit like this? all I wanna do when I drink is go to sleep.
This. Before I started doing coke drinking was just falling asleep in some out of the way corner of a friends house. After coke it's watching the sunrise feeling deep shame and wondering if what you just did the night before was real. It feel surreal because the old you only dreamt of being so cool.
No it's a very popular drink. Anon Mad Men was super popular nearly a decade ago. People in their 30s much less 20s today didn't watch Mad Men (besides dorks like you and me).
Old fashioned is one of the most well known common drinks you stupid idiot. >I ordered a margarita >every is going to think ima. Jimmy buffet fan
That’s you dumb dumb
Here in Wisconsin a brandy old fashioned is basically the state drink. In my hometown there's a popular restaurant literally called 'The Old Fashioned'
I just read about these, are they really topped with soda and served with olive or pickled mushrooms (or cherries but that's not wierd lol)? I like regular whisy old fashions and whisky highballs so that sounds strange but comfy
Not that other guy but I am from Wisconsin and whenever I have the chance I order a brandy old fashioned, sour because it’s basically the perfect drink
Nobody cares what you drink. If someone makes a joke about it (which they probably won't) just laugh and say "It tastes nice I don't give a shit". Nobody actually cares
you could just be honest and say "I don't know much about alcoholic drinks, what would you suggest I start with?". they'll probably give you something easy going and you can go from there.
Gay answers >“This drink I’ve never had but I’m ordering like I know what it is.” >”pedantic combination of conditions and adjectives preceding some dark liquor”
Straight answers: >”X generic beer” >”X liquor“ followed by a couple of “sure”s to whatever questions follow >”you know what I’ve always wanted to try? X. Can you put one together?” >”something off a list of drinks behind the bar”
Don’t overthink it. Drinking elitists are just a step above alcoholics. Imagine going to a restaurant and detailing what variety of potato you’d like to have cut into fries.
I'm looking for inpatient rehabs, bros
I decided yesterday that I just can't do it anymore
I literally can't remember the entire first half of this week and was only able to stop because my mom came over and called me out for being a drunk
Anxiety. Or at least that's what it was in the beginning, then over the course of the past 10 years it progressively spiraled out of control and now my brain's physically wired to crave it.
Same story here. Now I just drink to not feel bored during the evenings on my own, everything is more interesting when I'm intoxicated. I hate it, because it turns me into a social wreck in the mornings at work. I can just barely function well enough not to be noticable hungover, but it takes some willpower. Hoping to kick the bottle one day, I'm fricking 30.
>I'm fricking 30.
Same. I've been trying to stop on and off for 3 years now. Had 5 months of sobriety before I started drinking again in July.
It's just not fun anymore, especially since I realize now I spent the majority of my 20s plastered, and that's time that's not coming back.
I've done it twice. Once right before the pandemic which was great but then lockdown fricked me.
I went again in March and i wish I'd gone sooner but the shame was too great. I've been sober 5 months now and I'm a bartender. If you think you need to go...go. can pretty much guarantee you won't regret it
Why are amerifats so obsessed with sugar? Your bourbon is 10x sweeter than scotch, but that's not enough - you have to load it with sugar cubes and orange. Almost every drink you homosexuals are talking about is too sweet.
I am Italian, wtf are you talking about, I jus tlike bourbon way more than vodka, which is considered a woman's drink in my country *and the rest of the med area)
Alcohol is carbs, carbs are broken down into sugars, so all the people mixing alcohol with insane amounts of sugar are literally just fast tracking themselves to pancreatic cancer and diabeetus
Hard liquor actually isn't carbs or sugar. Alcohol causes diabetes by raising your insulin resistance, which does also frick your pancreas.
But yeah it doesn't help that pretty much every mixer is pure sugar.
alcohol has a lot of calories, it's similar to sugar and fat, your body breaks it down for energy.
Some alcoholic drinks taste sweet... bourbon for instance. I don't understand adding loads of sugar to bourbon when it already tastes sweet. Prefer scotch myself.
Hard liquor actually isn't carbs or sugar. Alcohol causes diabetes by raising your insulin resistance, which does also frick your pancreas.
But yeah it doesn't help that pretty much every mixer is pure sugar.
It's not a direct correlation. Alcohol can make you fat because it poisons your organs (and being drunk can make you hungry), but the actual caloric content of alcohol is not efficiently used by your body at all. You pretty much just turn it into vinegar and then piss it out.
Not quite. Cocaine is a lot more intense than just an energy drink.
It's the closest thing you're gonna get without resorting to other hard drugs though
Lets start of with a gin & tonic. Then Ill have a mezcal mule followed by a paloma. Then lets do an aporal spritz and keep it going with an old fashioned.
I've been looking for this picture for like a year without finding it. I tried googling all kinds of stupid shit like "picards head as his torso" etc and I never found it so thanks
Yeah, I never agreed with that 4+ drinks youre an alcohol thing. Maybe if you are a woman or a 140 lb manlet.
As a 6 ft 190lb dude it takes 3-4 beers before I feel anything at all
Define "drinking". You mean killing a 6 pack or two on the weekend or you mean shit your pants blast off I dont remember what time I killed that second handle of rum and where is my dog??
want to get a wienertail of any kind that isn’t “1 thing in other” tier
always either or and >in a bar and getting a wienertail signals I’m gay >it’s like 14 fricking burger bucks for a single drink
when do you actually get wienertails aside from buying your own mini bar gd
I always wanted to try an amber moon from murder on the orient express.
Eggyolk in whiskey with tabasco.
The guy in the movie drinks it first thing in the morning.
Keep them coming until my heart stops
You can't tempt me back into day drinking
NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN
druk life only life
shut up b***h
Maybe throw in an olive, champ
White man's bourbon, Lloyd
Rhubarb gin with tonic and load that fricker up with all kinds of berries.
I was watching this movie a while ago and noticed a big mistake. Before in the movie they make it really clear that no one else is in the hotel besides Jack and his family. But later on he goes into this room and there's a whole party going on. So much for Kubrick being a perfectionist.
not only that, mr. ullman specifically states that no alcohol is being kept in the hotel during the winter, and yet later on there's a lot of drinking
they were having a silent party
Exactly
that Kubrick guy, he's a real jerk!
I noticed that there's this window in the manager's office that shows an exterior courtyard, but other shots in the movie prove that the office would be completely interior. Kubrick, what a hack!
Double shot redbull vodka. No 2 redbulls do I need to be more clear? Okay now what was that about Black folk?
No, what? You calling me a homosexual?
Bourbon and a glass of ice, Lloyd. You set em up and I'll knock em down.
By bourbon, you know I mean charcoal mellowed Tennessee whiskey, right, Lloyd?
Good man!
cringed
Actually Lloyd, Grady told me that only Black folk drink, and that I'm "based and caretakerpilled" so I have to stop.
Actually... Wait, where's Robert? This isn't the Kinoplex.
I'm gonna Try Naltrexone homosexuals. I'm trying to get rid of this nasty habit. I'm drinking half a fricking bottle when I start drinking, can't stop till I can't anymore then do something stupid like start a fight, text long paragraphs to an ex, vandalism, drove over a road divider once or something even dumber.
>half a bottle
You realize that's nothing compared to actual alcoholics right?
>start a fight, text long paragraphs to an ex, vandalism, drove over a road divider once or something even dumber.
How do I start doing cool shit like this? all I wanna do when I drink is go to sleep.
Throw in a line of coke.
You can drink much more on cocaine as well.
This. Before I started doing coke drinking was just falling asleep in some out of the way corner of a friends house. After coke it's watching the sunrise feeling deep shame and wondering if what you just did the night before was real. It feel surreal because the old you only dreamt of being so cool.
I'm on natlrexone and gabapentin. What ever you do don't go past a couple of drinks or else you will be blackout and do extra dumb shit
I like drinking whisky and brandy
Why does he appear in the picture in the ending scene?
I would do all kinds of things to Margot Robies fartbox.
5 months sober next week. Feels good bros
>5 months sober next week. Feels good bros
Congrats.
>Im feeling wild tonight, mix me classic jäger/energy bomb.
Good luck finding a barista looking like this in Muttland today.
most schizophrenic post of the morning sir
i know absolutely nothing about drinks or spirits. if I am ever in a situation where I have to order something, what do I ask for to not look gay?
Cranberry juice with vodka
Cosmo and a wiener in the ass
always remember these options
1. neat scotch
2. something someone already ordered
3. ask for the waiter's suggestion
Or just order what you want to drink lol. Jesus
>i don't know what to drink, please help
>just order what you want to drink lol
kek
old fashioned
i know that one from mad men. are people gonna think I'm some don draper wannabe if I order that
No it's a very popular drink. Anon Mad Men was super popular nearly a decade ago. People in their 30s much less 20s today didn't watch Mad Men (besides dorks like you and me).
Old fashioned is one of the most well known common drinks you stupid idiot.
>I ordered a margarita
>every is going to think ima. Jimmy buffet fan
That’s you dumb dumb
Here in Wisconsin a brandy old fashioned is basically the state drink. In my hometown there's a popular restaurant literally called 'The Old Fashioned'
I just read about these, are they really topped with soda and served with olive or pickled mushrooms (or cherries but that's not wierd lol)? I like regular whisy old fashions and whisky highballs so that sounds strange but comfy
Usually cherries and an orange slice
Never never heard of anyone doing it with olives, but it's possible
The old fashioned is the original wienertail and will never go out of style. You’re perfectly fine ordering one.
A beer
>what kind?
>anon cries and shits himself
A dos equis
6 shots of flaming sambuca
a Flaming Mandingo
A pickleback.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
Blackni
There are no gay nor women exclusive liquor at all. You can order anything.
This. But just get a gin and tonic or something. I bet the guy who told you to order an old fashioned isnt even from Wisconsin and doesnt use brandy
Not that other guy but I am from Wisconsin and whenever I have the chance I order a brandy old fashioned, sour because it’s basically the perfect drink
Wisconsin literally consumes half of all Korbel's production of brandy
A water. Alkies are weak homosexuals both physically and mentally, no exceptions
Oh look, a gay!
Nobody cares what you drink. If someone makes a joke about it (which they probably won't) just laugh and say "It tastes nice I don't give a shit". Nobody actually cares
you could just be honest and say "I don't know much about alcoholic drinks, what would you suggest I start with?". they'll probably give you something easy going and you can go from there.
Caring what other people think already makes you kinda gay.
In America:
Around Black folk and zoomers, Grey Goose on the rocks, around white people Jameson.
Strawberry gin with sprite.
Mountain Dew.
The usual
🙂
Gay answers
>“This drink I’ve never had but I’m ordering like I know what it is.”
>”pedantic combination of conditions and adjectives preceding some dark liquor”
Straight answers:
>”X generic beer”
>”X liquor“ followed by a couple of “sure”s to whatever questions follow
>”you know what I’ve always wanted to try? X. Can you put one together?”
>”something off a list of drinks behind the bar”
Don’t overthink it. Drinking elitists are just a step above alcoholics. Imagine going to a restaurant and detailing what variety of potato you’d like to have cut into fries.
I'm looking for inpatient rehabs, bros
I decided yesterday that I just can't do it anymore
I literally can't remember the entire first half of this week and was only able to stop because my mom came over and called me out for being a drunk
why are you drinking
Anxiety. Or at least that's what it was in the beginning, then over the course of the past 10 years it progressively spiraled out of control and now my brain's physically wired to crave it.
a common story, brother, but at least you are seeking help now.
Same story here. Now I just drink to not feel bored during the evenings on my own, everything is more interesting when I'm intoxicated. I hate it, because it turns me into a social wreck in the mornings at work. I can just barely function well enough not to be noticable hungover, but it takes some willpower. Hoping to kick the bottle one day, I'm fricking 30.
>I'm fricking 30.
Same. I've been trying to stop on and off for 3 years now. Had 5 months of sobriety before I started drinking again in July.
It's just not fun anymore, especially since I realize now I spent the majority of my 20s plastered, and that's time that's not coming back.
I've done it twice. Once right before the pandemic which was great but then lockdown fricked me.
I went again in March and i wish I'd gone sooner but the shame was too great. I've been sober 5 months now and I'm a bartender. If you think you need to go...go. can pretty much guarantee you won't regret it
> red bull
I can't afford that. Give me a double shot vodka with cranberry juice and a splash of orange juice
I have a mickey of Monkey 47 and still haven't had breakfast. Is today the day Cinemaphile?
No, sir, tonight I fanciy a good ol' mint julep. I like it zesty, like my bucks.
Old fashioned? You mean a handjob
>Whimn burgun, Llerd. Whymin's burvan
>I believe you've had enough, Mr. Torrence
An Old style
>vodka with red bull
Nah thanks, I am not a woman. Bring me your finest bourbon.
Just an ale. Strong booze might make do something crazy...all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ho ho
Why are amerifats so obsessed with sugar? Your bourbon is 10x sweeter than scotch, but that's not enough - you have to load it with sugar cubes and orange. Almost every drink you homosexuals are talking about is too sweet.
I am Italian, wtf are you talking about, I jus tlike bourbon way more than vodka, which is considered a woman's drink in my country *and the rest of the med area)
Alcohol is carbs, carbs are broken down into sugars, so all the people mixing alcohol with insane amounts of sugar are literally just fast tracking themselves to pancreatic cancer and diabeetus
Hard liquor actually isn't carbs or sugar. Alcohol causes diabetes by raising your insulin resistance, which does also frick your pancreas.
But yeah it doesn't help that pretty much every mixer is pure sugar.
alcohol has a lot of calories, it's similar to sugar and fat, your body breaks it down for energy.
Some alcoholic drinks taste sweet... bourbon for instance. I don't understand adding loads of sugar to bourbon when it already tastes sweet. Prefer scotch myself.
It's not a direct correlation. Alcohol can make you fat because it poisons your organs (and being drunk can make you hungry), but the actual caloric content of alcohol is not efficiently used by your body at all. You pretty much just turn it into vinegar and then piss it out.
You're wrong. Our bodies absolutely get energy from alcohol, and can turn it into fat. Do some research to avoid being wrong in future.
If I inject alcohol into my veins will I die
Can druganons tell me whether vodka redbull actually feels like cocaine?
it doesn't and it tastes worse
Not quite. Cocaine is a lot more intense than just an energy drink.
It's the closest thing you're gonna get without resorting to other hard drugs though
Don’t try cocaine anon
Im going all in tonight lloyd.
Lets start of with a gin & tonic. Then Ill have a mezcal mule followed by a paloma. Then lets do an aporal spritz and keep it going with an old fashioned.
>coming off a bender
>haven't been able to sleep in 2 days
Goddamn I just want sleel
>Goddamn I just want sleel
I've been looking for this picture for like a year without finding it. I tried googling all kinds of stupid shit like "picards head as his torso" etc and I never found it so thanks
Is drinking only once a week moderate? Because that's what I do.
Depends how hard you go
Anything over 4 drinks is technically binge drinking
Yeah, I never agreed with that 4+ drinks youre an alcohol thing. Maybe if you are a woman or a 140 lb manlet.
As a 6 ft 190lb dude it takes 3-4 beers before I feel anything at all
I'm 6'3 260 lbs and it takes for me 6 6% beers to get going.
Define "drinking". You mean killing a 6 pack or two on the weekend or you mean shit your pants blast off I dont remember what time I killed that second handle of rum and where is my dog??
Is drinking a bottle of wine and a few beers almost daily moderate? Because that's what *I* do.
Actually just make me a greyhound, lots of ice, and keep 'em coming.
I'd like a jager mixed with off-brand taurinated caffeine drink please. And a straw.
No, I would like to have ten valkovenäläinen
Manhattan. Rocks.
No fancy glass either please.
Women- can’t live with them, can’t live without them
Kubrick ripped this line from Bergman's Seventh Seal.
two glasses of fireball, no ice
want to get a wienertail of any kind that isn’t “1 thing in other” tier
always either or and
>in a bar and getting a wienertail signals I’m gay
>it’s like 14 fricking burger bucks for a single drink
when do you actually get wienertails aside from buying your own mini bar gd
I always wanted to try an amber moon from murder on the orient express.
Eggyolk in whiskey with tabasco.
The guy in the movie drinks it first thing in the morning.
>”the usual.”
>pours a well whiskey, a shot of pickle juice, and cracks open a foster’s.
>”white man’s burden.”
I'll take a Death In The Afternoon