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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf were they thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking what would make the coolest ride. We need more parks like ths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking what would make the coolest ride. We need more parks like ths.

      There's definitely ways to do it safely but it needs to be at a bit of an angle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not setting foot near this death trap

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's also good that there's exit hatches , though personally dunno if I'd still ride this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look closer. It has an has escape hatches at the min and max of the loop. There isn't really anything dangerous about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dead body retrieval hatches
            no thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is the purpose of this door?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The water filter is probably in there. Either that or there’s underground israelites lying in wait to snatch up any kids that stray from their parents.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's where they make offerings to the water gnomes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Service door for filters/pumps etc probably

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. water gnome

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I completely get that a full upside-down loop on a water slide is profoundly moronic, but that's really more of a really high angled helix than it is a loop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see the point? It looks cool, I guess, but it's so fast and fully enclosed, so what's the benefit? I bet you don't even feel like you're going upside down. At least with a legitimate rollercoaster, you go really high up for a great view and there's the suspense of the climb itself. I don't see the point of this waterslide version.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would you go to action park, Cinemaphile?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have worked there and I'd be so stupid you wouldn't have had to offer me $100 to test the slide. I would think it's amazing and want to be the first one to try it out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely
      Modern parks are too safe. The thrill of potentiality getting seriously hurt or even dying would give an adrenaline rush that Disneyland never could

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing action park did wrong was the faulty electronics in the water. Mountain climbers don't sue the mountain when they fall off of it. You are fricking around and running your risk. It's adventure and chaos and if you don't want to get hurt, don't do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick would mountain climbers sue? God?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are fricking around and running your risk
      People do not assume that water parks are full of life threatening safety risks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People do not assume that water parks are full of life threatening safety risks
        people are dumb then.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of those old soviet playgrounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soviet
      "Rocket playrounds" were quite common across the midwest in the 1970s-1980s.

      t. 47yo MNbro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty tame compared to some of the scarier looking ones I've seen pics of

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone died? Is there a movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a documentary

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather crawl into that tiny, one-way cave that dude got stuck in you know the one than ride this fricking thing are you joking?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I ride that thing will I die?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need more amusement park kino

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